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@SureZher

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@ChetNotHanks You can tell by the pic he has one of those otherworldly deep voices too
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@LeaMaric This isn't financial literacy IMHO, but a lack of impulse control, denial of spending habits and an attitude of "if I can afford it, who cares"
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@computer_screen It's not gay bro I'm massaging your heart meridian
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@pooeater38 My gf just this last week had to walk out of the women's washroom at the grocery store cause there was a pile of literal shit on the floor. I've never seen that in a men's bathroom
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@sarahradz_ the thing that really sucks about stuff like this is it only takes one person to make it into a hostile environment and ruin it for everyone else. And unlike something like a club, you can't just kick them out
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@juan_amayah Lol just say no man , if this stresses you out you need to up your meds or therapy appointments or both
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@neilkli I literally just wrote "cartoon with a caption" and this is what it gave me lmao poor dog
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@powcampsurvivor Me, high as fuck: "I'm so healed right now"
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@Neg_Approach @BillRatchet I love the exchange he had with a reply where the guys like "I don't know about this one bro" and he responds with "me neither"
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@s4m31p4n One thing I love to do is think I'm gonna get a good buzz and watch movies all afternoon but then end up way too high, half paying attention scrolling instagram reels in bed with one eye open
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@granitelefty While we are on the topic, I'm tired of people pretending like thrift shop wasn't a great song
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@gloomfather Did they make the riddler a discord tankie
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@TheCinesthetic She's so fucking hot but man that's kids movie 😭😭😭😭😭
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@lastpositivist Ugh I absolutely hate that I got added to the massive cock group chat
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@polishXcellence Oi fink oil name 'im Glitta
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@alex1ta_ Reminds me of this
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@awaitingtrial Both these dudes are ficking strange bro
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@lmNOTcatholic Joe Biden the kinda gal who listens to gangsta rap on the way to the farmers market
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@_evFM How do I deny my feelings of overwhelming jealousy and sadness when I see my partner with someone else while still staying true to myself
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@hexprax Error: you have not put in enough friendship minutes to redeem one (1) care work. Please insert more friendship minutes and try again
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@ByYourLogic Comments on a video of a guy living a normal life that seems pretty sweet: "omg, this is so dystopian... that poor man has to visit his dog on his lunch break...."
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@paynushurts You didn't even call it bad
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@JoannaMang Love how he just basically gestures vaguely about it so that he doesn't have to say specifically what he's talking about exactly "oh you know, all of it"
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@WhackNicholson Management ain't for everyone
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@corietjohnson Bro 100mg would render me schizophrenic
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@darth_erogenous Scrapping the video cause every answer veered into race science
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@exboxb0ss Fam guy on cable in a motel room >>>>>>>>>>
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@John2Zone This one's certified hood classic
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@reaIballer23 @ShitpostGate Woah does he have a sick sleeve tattoo?
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@lib_crusher Comoanies spend millions on consultants and companies to build software to sift through resumes and cover letters using algorithms to detect suitability just for some guy to pass on you because he doesn't like the how often you blink
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@josiahhughes Lmao shits already in a container here let me needlessly handle these donuts
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@JuliusIrvington 1 bottle is basically the perfect level of buzzed
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@gracefurby A UTI appeared mid trip? Severe enough that you couldn't just wait? LOL
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@GarlicCorgi Damn I thought the plan was to bring as many dogs and kids as possible
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@ev1l_gamer We need to send our boys over and fight with Ukrainians. Unfortunately I'm far too important to join them (need to update movie rants blog)
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@wormsofbarlo I think they are both cool
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@BeijingPalmer Yeah there was a weird sort of permissiveness around pedophilia in the not so distant past. Parents would say stuff like "don't go round him he's a weirdo pervert"
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@LaughterHaver Hate when ppl delete bangers
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@notbigracks Tortured poets department has a certain thesaurus used to arrive from point a to point b vibe to it that certified lover boy lacks I think. It's like they thought "we can't straight up call it dead poets society" and went from there
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@iambillary @JustinWhang @ElectionLegal Then he had to ruin it al by kneeling for the anthem smh
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@poopswag34 Lmao they are about to go thru the worst few years of their life
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@Jordan_D_LXIV @seankiv @grantthethief What do you think absolute Steve is up to these days
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@wownicebuttdude Elaine is sooo fucking hooootttttr
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@BKWelles I majored in terf studies at fivehead university
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@c0wgirlonline I like his survivor contestant bandana
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@mikerecine One thing I like to do when I'm genuinely afraid for my life is to sing a gay little song about it for social media
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@willmenaker Love waiting for a call from employers for interviews and all the calls I end up getting are telling me I'm going to jail
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@powcampsurvivor Why is the guy who's fucking my girlfriend treating me with such disrespect I don't get it
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@tyler02020202 Gotta get that momentum going, small wins, build on those for bigger ones. Most important is don't beat yourself up, even if you think wow so pathetic I'm proud of myself for making my bed, people who are happy aren't constantly beating themselves up for perceived inadequacy
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@HelloCullen True dirt bags still dressed in ecko, Rocawear, enyce, with baggie jorts and massive skate shoes, asking everyone for a smoke at the bus stop on rhe way to the methadone clinic
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@lightbulbout When you are commander they let you do it
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@CabaneARatons @electrik_loss @MPLily26 @JustinWhang This is how women talk to you when they are super pissed off at you and getting all flustered and trying to push your buttons
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@twinkophrenia Do you really think it's that weird? the pet as child replacement is pretty well established in the millennial reddit geek "archetype"
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@OkButStill Doing that throat thing to get all the phlegm up
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@DaveMcNamee3000 Game recognize game
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@ImSmilingRn She was dancing for PEACE
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@cardamomkiss I imagine he calls his boner My Darkness like it's his pet
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@violentlyepic Yooo! All these contracts i have that pay me millions of dollars are a straight up burden bro! Gotta finesse my way out of them
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@RealAbsurdism @laserboat999 Honestly craxk and gaming seems fun as hell
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@tyler02020202 No supplement can outperform a can do attitude
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@sarah_azfar @visamagicians North koreans go in and out of China for work all the time. It's not exactly difficult for NKeans to leave the country and they aren't exactly on lockdown
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@sorkincel He's min maxing getting a hooker
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@nopoweradeinusa Doesn't matter, still beat
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@pinkitties 4 years ago seems like a lot to a kid like that, high school is only 4 years I remember way back then finishing high school and joining the work force seemed like a lifetime away
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@nkulw This is amazing, new gas chamber technology allows for faster liquidation of enemies drawn along ethnic lines 😍😍😍😍
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@ObeseChess Everyone is tired of it and it's not going away. People who think we can lock down our way out of it are delusional. I'd bet tons of people scolding over this are being total hypocrits about it too.
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@jestermaxxing Is that supposed to make his hair look good?? It looks like dog shit lmfao
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@itinerantfog The best is when it stops doing that randomly one day after using it for years and goes in the complete opposite direction, making anxiety ten times worse
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@Sturgeons_Law Can't wait for Neo to log into discord and we see that his avi is a picture of gritty
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@chaoticitgirl Cmon it's time to get over your high school resentments
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@lib_crusher Israel condemns NHL team Seattle kraken
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@dklmarxist guys are all getting fired for their cool haircuts these days!
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@BuyErasers People who hate on Tarantino are like people who hate on the Beatles, desperate for attention but unable to muster anything more than a tired old opinion they couldn't even come up with themselves
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@grovymango Is scraping the food into the garbage really that hard?
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@CypressTalbert @ComedyCentral Yes the emotional look of acknowledgement on Bob's face is a beautifully human moment.
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@felixfromchapo Gay at night, the lonely homo seems to get ass fucked at night
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@laserboat999 Your dad's truly free, what a legrnd
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@cruhbluh Chomped cheese balls the icky way!!!!
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@cheeserburger This kind of gig is probably the best most aspiring actors can hope for
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@weeks____ Id kill for my gf to even PRETEND to want to do the laundry
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@poopswag34 When you stimfap for 6 hours straight
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@ByYourLogic This would have done numbers on newgrounds in 2001
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@AstuteCFO Most depressed guy in the world with 0 self awareness: he hated the world just like me....
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@calessira @punished_cait Very funny to openly admit to being the person at work no one likes
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@GarlicCorgi Favorite food guy archetype is the person who acts like chain restaurant food tastes like literal shit from a toilet
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@Geeb_Maestro Getting into my sexy pose to make a comment on mansplaining
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@nopoweradeinusa @ByYourLogic That's living in the moment brother
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@niggy_stardust Feel like that swung a bit too far in the other direction
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@lunch_enjoyer "he's so owned" everyone will say when he dies after living a life longer than most where he got everything he ever wanted.
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@jakebrodes My favourite are the guys that are like "my girl would never do this because I freaking love and respect her divine yoni and keep that thing squirting 24/7!!!"
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@rasalghulvc She better have a ps5 and elden ring waiting for him
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@7barzakh7 @Votto007 People are intubated and ventilated when they enter respiratory failure. If they weren't intubated they would have died regardless
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@LeaMaric That's true. I'm the same way. I don't go over it with a fine tooth comb, if the balance seems more or less where I think it is, I don't bother looking into it too deeply. 😂
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@VK_HM People don't do anything interesting with it anymore, it's all just putting actors into city streets, hangars, etc
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@CanadasHost Girl named Emily: If yo man's be black!
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