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@johnsgone

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filmmaker, photographer, Ezra Klein stan, and Jack McBrayer lookalike // truly, any pronouns // democrat I guess

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@backwoodmami1 The real lesson is in your being honest got you a lot more attention 😌
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@wellimover To be fair, I’ve seen a lot of bad high school theatre, and these kids are, at least for one thing, on that fucking pitch and decently vocally trained
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@RobertSchmad @hemuphobia A general rule: the lesser exposure to humanities and ethical philosophy within the fields education, the more Republican
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@wellimover Nope never mind spoke too soon
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@Beeaniebaby @HunterLKelley1 @jil_slander “Commit crime with legs” instructions unclear, legs caught in ATM
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@ForABetterMY @brendonurie In the free market republicans love, artists have a legal right to restrict the distribution of their copy written work 🤷🏼‍♂️ deal with it lmfao
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@johnsgone
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@jonlovett Look, a Tiffany Trump led insurgency would be an absolutely amazing season 5 story arc
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@machowdh @hansdickie It looks yummy to me! No shame, you’re having yourself lovely little treat and still practicing enough self discipline to not bake and eat a hell of a lot more
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@MikeBDunn @danadonly That’s a whole bunch of jargon nonsense words to say a man with a six figure bailout from his upper middle class parents built a monopoly on underpaying the labor which has enabled his business to grow and now commands so much wealth it has literally thrown the economy off
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@LCausality @JeromeRoos This is Paris just several days ago. This is what they’re protesting. Ils sont avec nous!
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@Princexercise Or we can love and appreciate bodies of all different shapes and sizes and not encourage more body dysmorphia amongst a community that already struggles so much with that crap
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@wellimover Where’s that fucking soprano off to
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@aamaruu @HowThingsWork_ Congratulations on making up a hypothetical scenario and then getting angry about it
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@max_zammon @freshhel Congratulations on... being rude to service staff, I guess? 🧐😒
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@KentingtonC me thinking about the degree I just got in film and friggin comedy:
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@Princexercise And I quote, “ALL GAYS should look like this”
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@MikeMacdara @Casey My mask says “I understand the basics of viral particulate spread and the science behind impeding its ability to do so”
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@KoenigAdam oh wow they’re way overdoing the filler on a couple of these guys… they turned #2 into handsome squidward wtf
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@hemuphobia “I shouldn’t have to take any humanities, I’m in school for comp sci” *is amongst the meanest, least introspective people you’ve ever met*
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@M3L3SSI0 @PhillipaIkhile @Slatzism She seems to really think she’s done something, really beat the allegations of being a nasty, hate filled person by leaning into it in a faux ironic way she seems to think is cool and transgressive when in reality it’s just rude as fuck and cringey to boot
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@kjseo @WaywardWinifred He has called for a ceasefire repeatedly for several months now
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@political_posh @AOC Are actors and actresses not allowed to run for office? Somebody better tell Reagan...
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“I hate men” I say while being a man and desperately craving the affection and approval of another man
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@MajorPhilebrity She also brought $5b+ into the US economy, and got Ticketmaster/Livenation investigated by Congress. What I’m saying is we shouldn’t rule out running Taylor for president
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STOP pitting Boston area colleges against each other! Emerson is CREATIVE Northeastern is DIVERSIFIED BU is DIGNIFIED MCPHS is CUTTING EDGE Harvard is PRESTIGIOUS Suffolk Berklee is TALENTED Wentworth is STUDIOUS
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@adamhchase Do not laugh! Airports only do this when they’re in extreme distress! It’s just trying to give everyone a warm welcome to the South Pacific 🥺
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@IndianTintin_ @lporiginalg Adoption and slavery are different things and if think otherwise then maybe you should be reported to CPS.
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@consequence @MUSICSAVEMYLIF4 @lorde Ugh I can’t wait to hear it when it comes out in six years
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@MyHeavener @pk13510 Hey look the “no one can take a joke anymore” crowd doesn’t get the joke
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@The_Acumen 40 million Americans are totally out of work and another huge subset of the population expresses feeling overworked: damn, if only there was a solution to these two entirely mutually exclusive problems... somebody help me out?
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@sophie_mhj @strikeaholic This happened multiple times at MY HIGH SCHOOL
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@morgndoesntcare @margaritaevna95 Ugh why do bad opinions about art and racist conservatism so often walk hand in hand!? 😫
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@mk_robbins @mmschocolate Imagine being so triggered by gay people existing that you give up an entire snack company’s product line
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@slawoid meanwhile actual gay men are achieving the masc muscle chad standards you’re admiring here despite you definitely being totally straight, not projecting your own insecurities 😏
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@EbonyWarehouse @TheNayaJ You know dying isn’t the only thing a disease can do to ya, right? People who have recovered from Covid are experiencing breathing difficulties, extended chronic pain, and other issues such as PTSD from ventilators. Hate to quote JK, but there are fates worse than death.
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@JxsiahM @ZherkaOfficial I just talked to Jesus and He called you a dork
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@gn2ale @bara_moe_bltch I cannot BELIEVE anyone would like Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddy is LITerally a MURDERER! 😡
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@tayjbakerr single and ready to have my heart wrecked, slide into those DMs boys
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@chunkbardey @HappinessHitHim Ah i see you too are attempting to wean off of venlafaxine, indeed, did not enjoy the 75 to 37.5 mg jump
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@JoshuaTurek @WejSP Honestly, fuck it, that’s getting a bit dangerously close to a 3rd amendment violation, meaning this government and police will have breached 8 of the amendements enshrined in the bill or rights.
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give me attention pls, thank you
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@SarahJane2375 @LucifersLycan @brendonurie Sarah, with all due respect, read a book
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@Trublood4life @IlonaNMarlie @taradublinrocks Asha, I’m gonna try to ask nicely: where have you been? Tate hasn’t been even pretending to be elsewhere, he’s been openly complaining about being held in Romanian prison…
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@D3rodreas @cartercartilage “A shit how’d that get there?”
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@bryanttcaleb oof didn’t realize I wore the same tie in both of these
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@tygercrow @K_JeanPierre @IlhanMN It’s clearly friggin night time in the video Tony, it might surprise you to know most people work jobs from 9A till 5P and then have some free time to be not republican-voting automatons lacking critical thinking skills
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@Marek68597622 @ibully69 @GoodReddit Ah yes that never happens, nobody would be that cru— fuck
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@Stephe96 @jaredlholt @BittrScrptReadr Can’t wait to point and laugh at you when you’re over 70. Yikes!
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@brucefenton @CliffMaloneyJr You’re right she’s really sticking it to the man and getting away with taking the week off by… still doing her job…
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@IndianTintin_ @lporiginalg I think women have a right to do with their bodies what they want, including leasing out their uteruses for usually $100k+ if they so please. Slavery wasn’t consensual, but the impetus of money for surrogacy is only made exploitative by rampant careless capitalism.
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@TheseOldToads @K_JeanPierre @IlhanMN It’s almost like the year is 2019 and media is proliferated and democratized...
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@gwestr @WillManidis ah yes the iconic Apple Chicken Sandwich, 200m sold annually
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@HeterodoxOutsi1 @BrettJohn17 Transphobic gays deserve to be bullied 👍🏻 hope this helps
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@STEMthebleeding @AlmaforCongress @MBATurner Veto proof means it had passed so well within Congress that it would not be worth trying to veto as the two thirds majority had been passed. This is, if anything, an even further commandment for Adams who wrote the popular bipartisan bill to permanently fund HBCUs.
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@youngtiddy I get how this is funny but also I will straight up put my baseball cap back on during sex cause if it’s already been on my head my hair is guaranteed a disaster I’d rather just cover up
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@ira Remind me if I’m incorrrect, but wasn’t the episode itself about addressing racial prejudices?
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@IndianTintin_ @lporiginalg K then literally all jobs that require any use of the human body (literally any job a human does) is actually indentured servitude even if you sought out the position and are paid handsomely for it, cool very good and accurate understanding 👍🏻
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@halsgenein @ThiccStauskas Probably anything that financially allows the employee to live within a 90 minute drive of the business’s location.
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@Sharsy33 @JackWIII @Chadwick_Moore Black women are twice as likely to die during childbirth than white women in America. White families were able to build multigenerational wealth thanks to federal assistance in the GI bill and Home Mortgages Bill in the twentieth century which black folks were denied access to.
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@Fords4Jesus @Liz_Cheney Literally doctors have disproven time and time again that masks cause hypoxia and/or carbon dioxide saturation. It’s just not real. For the love of god, wear a mask in public!
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@IndianTintin_ @lporiginalg Americans sell labor derived of their bodies everyday. Surrogacy isn’t slavery, it’s paid work. It’s prohibited to sell off your body indefinitely as opposed to the totally legal right to compensation paid for someone’s time and efforts.
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@davibroui k sure but can we also maybe be a bit less hostile to folks who are struggling with what I’d consider to be relatively understandable anxiety with regards to public spaces everyone’s different circumstances.
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gays: “I’m not really ready for a relationship right now :/“ also gays: *maintain 3-5 borderline romantic relationships with guys they hang out and have sex with regularly*
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@jesssoomal Americans finding out you can go to school for approximately 15k USD a year in the UK
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@zhleji @GileadSciences Socialism will kill our country? And what is the masses not being able to afford a life saving medication gonna do to our country? 🤔
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@A_T_B_S__ @Unyshek @Xbox Oh no some ugly neck beard has a problem with the gays, whatever will do besides make more money, be hotter, and generally have more satisfying lives not filled with hate
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@dontstartswift Please this selfie was always suspicious as hell, don’t tell me you didn’t realize something about this was off
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I need to get back to the gym godDAMN
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@EonGeneral @SteakFrankhouse Left wing, IDF hating photog here: this photo does check out on close inspection. The leg furthest to the right is his, the one directly left of it is hers, followed by his back leg and then the leg she’s got up in the air.
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@stunna_d_capo @_Jason_Dean_ he’s really not though. a lack of the massive amount of power the party would need to do something so ambitious right now is not the same as a theoretical binary choice between that and the end American democracy. ultra disingenuous bitterness at the idea there’s still work to do
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@JoshuaTurek @WejSP Lol love how this was twenty minutes before the president of the United States tear gassed his own citizens, peaceful protestors and reporters alike, for a photo op!
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@SolorioDenice @jordanbpeterson It’s not simply “they don’t like dresses better give em hormones.” It’s significantly more complicated and involves years of therapy and psych evals for approval. If you didn’t start saying you were a boy or felt like a boy, then yeah, not trans, easy, done.
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@ExtrovertedNerd @Eli_Beee_ @ChoooCole Reimer was born a boy, got a botched circumcision, was forced into girlhood from infancy by his doctor and forcibly “transitioned” against his will long before the age at which any people are receiving even the mildest of medical interventions for gender dysphoria today.
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@razorback56 @Jord_45 @themadsloth Under the Trump administration 40 million people are now unemployed, 100k plus are dead, many more are sick, and the economy is in shambles because there’s more to running it than just eliminating regulations at every corner and allowing it to bubble for inevitable collapse
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@breannanmor Congratulations rest of the country! You just got your death tolls extended by tens of thousands of people!
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@yardealex @mfbenji rehearsal marking, a glorious sight we rarely see
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aaaalrighty gay twitter, you horny fuckers, who wants a little TMI about my sex life?
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@luvvleee2000 @RealCandaceO @DonaldJTrumpJr 250k+ Americans have died, Lisa. In fact it has not only become the third highest cause of death in the US, but it also ranks in the top three largest American casualty events, beaten only be the WWII and the Civil war.
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@17GEN4 @chicagosmayor Yeah, cause the ACLU just started hitting America’s largest cities with lawsuits for first amendment violations and now most mayors realize if they push too hard they’ll probably lose.
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@nateclineo @spicym_707 @FoxNews lol just straight telling us thousands of people are laughing at you
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@attemptingbutch That poor girls gonna feel so left out when the orgy starts
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take me to the LACMA so I know it’s real #alwaystogetherLGBTQ also thank you @andalsosuz for taking these
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@daeyoeI @backwoodmami1 I do that and eat hot chip that’s about it
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@antisocial_elf @Pistachiopea @Maladroithe Heard of a guy who refused to even season his rice and chicken cause he thought it destroy the benefits of the meal and it’s just like… is a life that bland, and self restrictive really worth it for six pack abs?
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@JulietteMorell3 @greg16676935420 Or maybe they just don’t like Twitter and or Elon enough to pay $8 monthly for what was once a generalized security feature to prevent average whackadoos from getting scammed by fake celebrities
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@BradyBadly bad take. is this supposed to be bait?
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@ThomasSzymon @Slatzism … do you think cis is a pronoun?
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I feel bad I took this guys virginity and then I didn’t accept his friend request on Facebook
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@MarinersIdiot @queuecue_q Wild too cause he definitely saw it with enough time to run and jump into the bushes but he just accepts his fate
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@1upyou7 @atrupar My mom wanted to have kids. First pregnancy miscarried. 2nd miscarried one of two twins. 3rd was a non viable ectopic that burst and nearly killed her. #4 miscarried. #5 was me, #6 was an ectopic. The procedures she needed for 3 of those non viable pregnancies are widely illegal
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gay culture is your first “date” consisting of walking in on him already stripped to his underwear, fucking, chatting a bit, maybe some more fucking, and then deciding whether or not you’d ever want to be seen in public with them
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@janecoaston @Maladroithe then over here in gay male dating we’ve got top tier hits like “my boyfriend says it’s my fault he cheated on me, how can I be better so he doesn’t do that again” and “he got mad at me for not being a perfectly clean colon having bottom, how do I d***** better for him?”
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it’s called CODE SWITCHING people. Not a Pete fan but for the love of god can we not get into the remarkably homophobic behavior of questioning whether or not he’s gay or gay enough? Thank you!
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unless you look like this, don’t bother talking to me
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