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Aspiring Venture Capitalist. Vibe Manager. Avid fan of competitive sports and drop shipping.

Portland, OR
Joined November 2023
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READY TO ROLL READY TO ROLL READY TO ROLL READY TO ROLL READY TO ROLL
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@NickAdamsinUSA Great analysis, Nick. Tom Waltz is clearly stuck in his ways and will not be able to adapt to the modern game. He CANNOT be elected into office!
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@PortersBurgh @SteelCityQueen6 I also just got a text. All I can say is WOW👀 Gay test came back NEGATIVE!
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3 months
Me 5 minutes after clocking out on Friday
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3 months
@impetermillar Cold take. She is for the streets. Cheated on her boyfriend like 20 times. I would NOT. (she is so hot)
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5 months
@Danagardens Shut your horny ass up. Also fire Hershel.
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@bstevens1960 Im gonna give them 165 one way or another might as well get something out of it.
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3 months
“Johnny you were so drunk last night” “Johnny you were out of control” “Johnny you had way too many domestics” Why don’t you hop off!
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@XuBarstool Oh my god log off. How can we not find a competent admin for this account. Passing it from 1 bozo to the next.
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7 months
Some watch Iowa for Caitlyn Clark. I watch for Gabbie Marshall. We are not the same.
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2 months
Thanks for getting my beers out of the cooler and handing me the receipt. #notip
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2 months
Yeah, I drank a little too much last night. You got something to say? Didn’t think so.
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Breaking News: Johnny Snead has been ruled OUT (load management) for tonight’s drinking festivities. Sources indicate Johnny’s 5 day bender has taken a serious toll on his physical and mental health. Johnny is expected to return on Wednesday for beer league softball.
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Internship stats this week:
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This is where the magic happens. A tap in for the ages.
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It’s about time! I was getting sick of rewatching the first episode over and over.
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Plans for tn
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@barstoolsports The fellas and I after the LIV vs PGA debate gets out of hand
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21 days
Hanging at @NorwoodCappys for another great Juice Force Club Thursday. Best bar in Norwood by far!
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@matthewluciow92 It’s very important that George buys into the offensive scheme this year. Can’t have any of the activities from last year.
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@_MLFootball 4th quarter. Patriots up 4 with 2 minutes to go. It’s 4th and 10 and the Bills are on their own 45. Allen drops back to pass. It’s intercepted! But wait. There’s a flag. Allen gets another BS Roughing the Passer call! Bills storm down the field and score. Refs save Allen again!
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@Trags I would hate to have this guy on my team
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I think I drank 200 beers yesterday. I will not be getting out of bed until football starts.
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5 months
I’m Johnny Snead, I’m 35 years old, I’m sleeping with your mother, and I’m voting for Donald Trump in November.
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Harry Sisson
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I’m Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, I’m in New York, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November. How about you?
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@NUCLRGOLF NOOOOOOOO! The liberal tour is going to brainwash him!
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5 months
My Shiela is planning a weekend trip for the 29th of June. I politely told her that I have a trip planned to my couch with a 6 pack of Guinness to watch the return of the Double Champ. Will I be apologizing? Watch this clip and answer that question for yourself.
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3 months
Yes, I plan on taking aux at the pregame tonight. Yes, I will be playing my Gunna leaks. No, I will not play anything off of Zach Bryan’s new album. QUIT ASKING
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3 months
Me if there was a medal for forgetting to clock out
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4 months
That’s right. I’m back. What are you gonna do about it? That’s what I thought. Fuck you. Get bent.
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3 months
Yeah, I clocked in and I’m still 15 minutes away from the office. What of it?
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3 months
Whoops accidentally got drunk
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3 months
This July was easily the fastest month of my life.
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@KeithOlbermann Wouldn’t be surprised to see your name come up in the Epstein files, Keith.
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4 months
@PlatinumKey13 Maybe I’m just an asshole, but there is no way in hell I’m giving a division rival pitcher a standing ovation at my home ballpark. I don’t care if he strikes out every single game batter. I won’t do it, and I won’t apologize for it.
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4 months
First Day Working From Home Stats: ✅7 Rice Krispy Treats consumed ✅1 jerk off (during lunch break) ✅2 TikToks made ✅9 tweets (original + replies) ✅2 total hours of Instagram reels ✅1 actual work assignment completed I can get used to Thursdays!
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@BleacherReport Watching him succeed makes so happy. It’s laughable that the Browns for some reason thought they could do better. They are allergic to making smart decisions.
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Nashville, I am inside you!
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2 months
Marcus Freeman should be fired at halftime. Awful coach.
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@JudeFlingo A boys weekend was much needed. Had a great drama free weekend. Needed it, wanted it, got it.
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@pgh_scanner Get them out!
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@EllyDeLaBooze “I’ll have the steak. Half rare, half well done please”
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3 months
I have never been so hungover in my life.
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@QRPoficial Nice can
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@XuBarstool He’s a Redhawk
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New hangover cure discovered
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3 months
Might throw a party Friday. Mark your calendars. Everyone is invited. We’ll probably have a keg so don’t worry about byob. Hope to see you all there.
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@Dexerto Me and the boys after slugging 14 “Dollar Zombies”
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5 months
Yeah? Fucking do something about it. Try to stop me. It’s not gonna happen. Get bent.
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6 months
Didn’t wake up hungover✅ First clean shit in a week✅ Just devoured a 48oz Ribeye✅ Today is the day I get rid of the yips.
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28 days
Got a D on the first test of the day. Feel way worse about the second test. The Snead academic comeback has been canceled.
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Johnny “Spreadsheet” Snead
5 months
Just took down 6 scrambled eggs, a pound of bacon, and a 56oz ribeye for breakfast in support of President Trump. And donated my weekly salary to his campaign. If you have not donated yet, please block and unfollow me immediately.
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2 months
Upon further reflection, Marcus Freeman is the right man for the job.
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2 months
Marcus Freeman should be fired at halftime. Awful coach.
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We are so back. I really don’t see a world where this loses. #letsride
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@POTUS Alright how about you actually do something about it instead of standing around with your dick in your hand?
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@PaulFritschner Hydration is key, Paul. Need you at 100% for this upcoming season. #ALLIN
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Getting after it at the Arm Farm this morning with @JudeFlingo and @WhoDeyMuskie . The left is afraid.
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@GerardJohnson99 Sounds like great experience, Gerard! Wishing you the best!
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Must read
@NickAdamsinUSA
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I decided to take a break from my work saving America to take a sheila on a casual movie date to see the non-woke hit film Twisters last night. We got to the theater, ordered some popcorn, and took our seats. We had some time to kill, so naturally, the conversation turned to
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I will be supporting Tiger Woods in the Genesis Invitational this week. Good luck Tiger! #notapologizing
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@Danagardens They were probably looking for the Hershel secret recipe
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@ryanhammer09 Desmond Claude is so poverty. Should not even be an honorable mention.
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@WallupJ3588 I would find this tweet funny if I wasn’t sitting right next to you and if I knew this wasn’t true.
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@DesmondClaude This is a terrible pickup for USC. One for the worst shooters in the country and a chronic late game choke artist.
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@funfacts112 The Sedler Center is a money laundering front.
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The weekend is here!
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@JudeFlingo Anyone mind if I lose my trust wallet?
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@JudeFlingo Jude Flingerman (feminist)
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Me tn
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@TheDunkCentral The real Celtics MVP
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7 months
I’m not trying to get political here, but voting for Joe Biden should be considered an act of treason. Again, don’t wanna get political.
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6 months
@NUCLRGOLF Too much weight on the back foot. Going to need a lot of work before he even thinks about getting his tour card!
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The eclipse is liberal propaganda.
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@PlatinumKey13 I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM. (we are going to lose our next 5 games)
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3 months
I cannot wait for a boys weekend. I have had ENOUGH of women.
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7 months
I will not apologize for not going to any of my classes today. I will also not apologize for drinking a significant amount of Bud Light. Additionally, I will not be apologizing for putting next semesters tuition on Gonzaga -6.5.
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@pgh_scanner Shitty road
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5 months
Halliburton for three!
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6 months
Congratulations to the top 5 finishers at the Masters. These guys play the right way. Well deserved! #loyalty #mickymouseclubhouse
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I think I’m a higher functioning member of society when I have a 3 beer buzz.
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@aoconnell69 Can’t wait for Sean Miller and X to kick his ass this year
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@JudeFlingo Jude, take it all out on the dye table today.
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New carti lived up to expectations. So fire.
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Riley Leonard fucking sucks
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@barstoolsports Love it. Kent State clearly didn’t come to compete. Let them know you’re not here to waste time.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Thought provoking!
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5 months
@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @WellsFargoGolf 1. Tiger 2. Jack Nic 3. Arnie 4. Rory
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8 months
@NUCLRGOLF I will be placing a hefty wager on Hoff to win the Genesis after seeing this video
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4 months
Yeah? You know what? Fuck you. Do something about it.
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3 months
@JMcghallager @NUCLRGOLF I was saying “Wow” to her swing, Jimmy. I would NEVER make a suggestive remark to anyone underage. Get your head out of the gutter.
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3 months
I’ve seen 3 different IT employees with massive hickeys the last couple weeks. Does IT get play?
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@JudeFlingo What Jude thinks he looked like after tweeting this
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@stimmyaddict Pull the trigger
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6 months
Pretty sure I meant to text this to someone and ended up tweeting it. Woke up naked in the couch this morning.
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6 months
Are you ok
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9 months
I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SECOND BAN! Having my free speech limited for the past week has made me realize two things: 1. @elonmusk is a closet lib 2. Need Donny T back in the White House
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