Joel @joellikesthis Twitter profile

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Joel

@joellikesthis

9 months

It's like giving a durag to Pep Guardiola

Joel

@joellikesthis

9 months

Gundogan in this Barcelona team is a waste of resources

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9 months

When she buys me Paqueta and new hamstrings for John Stones for xmas

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@RuthFridah

9 months

gifting men is so easy, just pay attention to what he says

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8 months

The tactical plan

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8 months

Men are INSANE? 😭

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8 months

It’s quite striking how different the way in which managers/people in football talk about football is from the tacticos on Twitter. Managers always keep it simple.

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8 months

I am moved

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9 months

Pep was winning titles with Zinchenko AND Cancelo as FBs. Amazing manager

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Joel

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2 months

People saying this isn’t true lol. Sávio is 20 and City have won 8 PLs since he was born. So basically City have been PL champions for 40% of his lifetime

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

2 months

🇧🇷💙 Savinho: "I think that since I was little, since I was at Atletico Mineiro, I watched Manchester City games." "I have a friend whose dream was for me to become a Manchester City player. We used to play video games together, and he always played as Manchester City." "I

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Joel

@joellikesthis

5 months

Your first action was surrendering your chance to play in the second leg good bro

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

5 months

“We never surrender!” — Aurelien Tchouameni 👑

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1 month

You just know Bernardo is disgusted rn because he has been wanting this for him since 2020 and Álvarez got it in a month

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

21/22 title run in. 1 senior CB fit. No problem.

Diedre

@DiedreVsdice

1 year

Let Pep play Holding in place of Dias and we'll see how his team will perform.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

Not Italian football piping up. You were the richest league itw until you decided to start fixing matches

Italian Football TV

@IFTVofficial

1 year

How much it cost Man City to build their squad vs how much it cost Inter 💰 📊 via GdS

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Joel

@joellikesthis

4 months

1 more G/A than Julián Álvarez 🤔

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

4 months

20 GOALS, 11 ASSISTS THIS SEASON. VINI JR. IS SENSATIONAL!

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2 years

She’s got Mahrez’s first touch

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Joel

@joellikesthis

5 months

If we win the title, this is the reason

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@Ic3Evaa

5 months

For all the shit Haaland gets, City are about to win the league again cuz they have a striker than can simply put the ball in the net.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

Foden crucial goals? Let’s do a thread shall we. Starting with a goal against Spurs in the 18/19 title race

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖

@cagiago_

10 months

Real talk, has Foden ever scored a crucial goal? He always scores when City is leading comfortably and the opposition has given up

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Joel

@joellikesthis

7 months

This kit was a banger

Manchester City

@ManCity

7 months

4️⃣ years ago today, we beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu! ✨

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4 months

Rodri always gives the worst interview in the history of mankind and leaves social media fuming while he’s busy playing golf with his gf or something. What a man

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Joel

@joellikesthis

14 days

‘I won’t give up on him’ and it’s one of the best wingers itw… City fans are funny.

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@Deji_mide

14 days

I won’t give up on him 🔥

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Joel

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5 months

Actually, this is the reason

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Joel

@joellikesthis

3 years

This team had won 43 out of the last 45 available points. They lose one game and now Laporte has to be sold, KDB is shite.. Give over ffs

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Joel

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8 months

Can we talk about Rodri

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

Haaland after this tweet ended up winning the CL and is now 3 goals behind Mbappé in 31 less games

Lyés

@LyesBouzidi10

2 years

Haaland scoring hattricks against Forest and Palace is valued more than Mbappe going away to every single elite team in Europe and crashing it on them by Prem Heads

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Joel

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4 months

The Foden allegations on this platform at the start of the season were so funny uno

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

Prime Ozil una. His most productive season(s) don’t touch 6 of KDB’s…

PopFoot

@ThePopFoot

10 months

📊 Les meilleures saisons de Kevin De Bruyne et Mesut Ozil

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Joel

@joellikesthis

3 years

@GaryLineker They will be fine because the other teams won't have reliable GKs anymore

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 month

I still feel like even atp a lot of people including City fans don’t realise how good KDB is

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Joel

@joellikesthis

5 months

Not even the most extraordinary debut season from an ex-Dortmund player in the last 2 years.

Phil Kitromilides

@PhilKitro

5 months

What Jude Bellingham has done at Real Madrid is historic. Just the most extraordinary debut season you will ever see.

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Joel

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2 months

There’s no KDB replacement. Not even Foden. When a player of KDB’s quality leaves, you don’t replace him because everyone else is a downgrade. You evolve and move

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@philcaso

2 months

people need to stop looking for a replacement for KDB, the replacement is Phil Foden, what we are looking for is a replacement for Phil’s role in the squad, matches to our links too, Musiala, Eze, Olmo, all wing/10 hybrids that can do what Phil does for us currently

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@joellikesthis

28 days

First day in and he’s already doing interviews

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

28 days

Kyle Walker: "Why can't we do five [ #PL titles] in a row? Why can't we do something I don't think will ever be done again. But that's the motivation we have to create from us as a group of players, me as #ManCity captain, the captains I work alongside, the new players..."

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Joel

@joellikesthis

9 months

All this shit to get locked up by Kyle Walker again lol

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

9 months

Vinicius Jr gets a back tattoo 👀 ‘Mentality’ 🥶

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Joel

@joellikesthis

8 months

Frank bro did you also know Omar Berrada built the Etihad alone with his 2 hands?

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan)

@TenHagEra

8 months

Literally just clocked Omar Berrada is the mastermind behind this Girona madness.

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Joel

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9 months

Football is very funny. December last year we we seeing stuff like this.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

6 months

*Not try to make other people’s success bigger or smaller depending on how convenient it is for you* Ruben Dias, I was not familiar.

BBC Sport Manchester

@BBCRMsport

6 months

“Focus on ourselves. That’s the way to be a big club. Not commenting on other people’s success” #ManCity ’s Ruben Dias on Alexander-Arnold’s comments that Liverpool’s success means more to fans. Exclusive interview, Sunday 2:45: #MCFC #LFC #bbcfootball

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Joel

@joellikesthis

8 months

Everyone is a Ballon D’or contender until Maximo Perrone shows up

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

8 months

HT: Las Palmas 0-0 Real Madrid.

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Joel

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1 year

Laporte was playing on painkillers as well at this point

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1 month

Bro was making this with a phone.. fuelled by nothing except hate for all minorities. What a talent

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@fodenballmcfc

1 month

🕊️🕊️

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

We won a treble in a Colin Bell tribute kit with the captain wearing his number. That’s quite nice

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Joel

@joellikesthis

7 months

What was 18/19 Sterling on? Because all these facilities are gone

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@MuskCaughtAP

7 months

Nice pen but Sterling did ya there son

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Joel

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9 months

Honestly can’t relate

Ted Todorović

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9 months

6s have fallen off, hard.

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@joellikesthis

9 months

Doku-Savio wing pairing…

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

9 months

🚨🔵 Understand Manchester City are discussing internally to buy Savinho and bring him back to the club next season. 🇧🇷 Premier League and Bundesliga clubs want to approach City Group with €30m proposals. In any case, Savinho will stay at Girona until the end of the season.

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Joel

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8 months

The sexual tension between Pep and getting LBs that used to play for Kompany so he can bench them

Manchestericonic

@manchestriconic

8 months

The Athletic has been told that #ManCity are admirers of Ian Maatsen even though Nathan Ake and Josko Gvardiol have been playing as left-backs under Pep Guardiola. [ @SJohnsonSport ]

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Joel

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6 months

Liverpool’s 3 goals mean more to them that United’s 4 so they should be in the semis instead

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Joel

@joellikesthis

2 years

Bernardo masterclass in 43 seconds. Receiving and dribbling under pressure, finding 'pockets' of space, releasing the ball at the right moments. Marvelous footballer

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Joel

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2 years

This is what people are acting like Phillips looks like when Pep says he’s overweight lmao

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9 months

@boywonder11___ Damn. This has changed my mind

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

The traditional ‘big’ clubs started a system which makes it impossible to sustain success without money. They should be the last people complaining about City

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1 year

Hes right but its killing me they are talking about it now that they may not win the league.

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9 months

The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

9 months

Favourite Man City memory of 2023?

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@joellikesthis

1 year

@Maxmcrr They just go off assumptions and popular narrative it’s so annoying

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9 months

Gundogan in this Barcelona team is a waste of resources

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

I am willing to do unspeakable things for all these to be Ws

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

1 year

#ManCity 's next six fixtures? Our final six 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗱 (👀) matches of the 2022/23 season. 👇

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Joel

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1 year

This is a very “I can fix him” signing

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

EXCL: Manchester City have opened concrete talks to sign Mateo Kovacic in the summer. Positive discussions took place with player’s camp in the last few days over personal terms 🚨🔵 #MCFC Chelsea, open to selling Kovacic as part of midfield revolution. Talks will continue soon.

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Joel

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2 years

@Laziboy_ @TamjidulH24 My brother bought Haaland stocks while Aguero was still in his prime.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

6 months

Rodri’s value is too obvious to be appreciated by tacticos. Saying Rodri is good doesn’t make you sound smart. That’s why we are doomed with Havertz analysis until we eradicate tacticos

Aaron

@aar0n_nt

6 months

Tacticos all seem to hate him too for some reason it’s so funny

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Joel

@joellikesthis

2 years

@TheChrisColon @nominalthoughts Don't you find that suspicious? Don't you find that suspicious?😂

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

How about CL knockouts. A quarter final goal at 1-1 to make it 2-1 in the dying minutes of the game. Does that count?

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Joel

@joellikesthis

2 months

POV: Your RB can’t track runners

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

2 months

No team conceded more counter-attacking goals than Manchester City in the Premier League last season (7). 👀

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

Acting like Arthur Shelby didn’t fix all them matches Dixie Dean was playing in <

Ian G

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1 year

What annoys me about this “all comps” lark is Dixie played in 2. Haaland’s total is including goals from 4

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1 year

They would still have held 5 at the Etihad after this

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@idoxvi

1 year

Still mad this didn’t go in

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Joel

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10 months

Speaking of CL semi finals. Here is Phil Foden scoring in one against Real Madrid. Is that enough pressure for you or a CL final being on the line isn’t enough pressure? You be the judge

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Joel

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2 months

@MufcFZ Brother he’s 20 years old that’s all the history he has seen

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4 months

@RealMFC_ This was Álvarez praise and not Vini slander

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22 days

There is a certain demographic of City fans that think a winger isn't supposed to lose the ball.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

@CityBIue It's actually funny because it's Arsenal who struggle under pressure and not Foden

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

How about another banger from outside the box to send City to their second ever CL semi final. I’m sure that counts.

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Joel

@joellikesthis

10 months

Speaking of big clubs. Here’s Phil Foden scoring at Anfield in City’s first win there since 2003. I’m sure there’s some assists in there but who’s counting

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Joel

@joellikesthis

16 days

Not like Grealish to slow things down

Sam Lee

@SamLee

16 days

When Guardiola was annoyed with Grealish there, he gestured to the pitch as if to say 'do you want to come on? Well hurry up then!'

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

City fans have had it so good they are making up stuff to be mad at

pantsu taker

@PepOfTheShadows

1 year

Been noticing since last season Foden don’t really celebrate goals unless he’s involved in them hope he knows pep dictatorship applies to academy players too

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Joel

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1 year

Doku is a ball retention winger btw. He keeps the ball on average as much as Grealish does. He just does that while still being a ‘disruptor’

zaga

@davidinho_21

1 year

Doku has singlehandedly liberated thousands of city fans (and hopefully pep) from their obsession with ball retention wingers

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10 months

@TetaMetaBall @Trujista Are Arsenal good or are they not? Because you people seem to think you are good but your are attackers are feeding of scraps at the same time.

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1 year

@anonymous99128 The main point was we won the title

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Joel

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8 months

Every day we draw closer to the dream front 5 of Doku Foden Haaland KDB Bobb

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

8 months

Pep Guardiola: "There are guys in small spaces, we need this type. Like David Silva from before, [Ilkay] Gundo, for example. They're really, really good in these spaces. That’s why I’m really pleased that @PhilFoden again, since Crystal Palace, I think he learned the lesson..."

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14 days

I feel like because he ended up not being in the ‘treble team’, people really underrate how good Foden was that season. Especially in the pre-WC

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1 month

You just know Bernardo is disgusted rn because he has been wanting this for him since 2020 and Álvarez got it in a month

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9 months

@aar0n_nt They know a lot more about the intangibles imo because they have experienced it in person but with the actual stuff that goes on on the pitch that anyone can decipher they are pretty much like everyone else

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Joel

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2 months

You think this is annoying? Wait until Walker starts shooting

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4 months

@DownSilverRiver The Julián propaganda machine doesn’t do that unfortunately

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Joel

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1 year

@Ardwick1887 They were outspending everyone in the 90s and early 2000s and made a lot of bad decisions in their league. They should be the last people to cry about PL money

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Joel

@joellikesthis

1 year

Bruno G isn't 'right there' though, is he?

Oga AB

@ogaab42

1 year

City dropping 85M on Paqueta when Bruno G is right there, who is a lot better

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Joel

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10 months

Speaking of goals against Liverpool

Squawka

@Squawka

3 years

Phil Foden has now scored more goals against Liverpool (3) than any other club in his career. Back-to-back Anfield goals. 😤

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2 years

@0161Darren

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8 months

@NJL_257 I get that but I still think it doesn’t warrant all the tactical jargon that most tacticos use

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Joel

@joellikesthis

9 months

Foden RW with KDB overlaps/underlaps is peak football. That goal v Newcastle, the Wolves (A) game last season, Sevilla (A).

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9 months

Think foden improves when kdb is on and doesn’t have full creative burden

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Joel

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10 months

KDB was playing false 9 with ball hogging wingers and still being more productive than that Erdogan supporter was with Ronaldo and Benz

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1 year

@IzzardBecky I know. We were playing with half a CB🤣🤣

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1 year

John O Sullivan

@Corballyred

1 year

This was a great 🎣attempt looking at the fume and attention it's got 🤣

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5 months

Tbf when you have won the thing the pain of the exit doesn’t sting

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2 years

@sydbricks This is a wilde tweet bro

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8 months

You can just feel that the second half of the season is going to be electric from the vibes

Manchester City

@ManCity

8 months

Brightening up your Blue Monday with a @KevinDeBruyne Griddy! 😎

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9 months

@_syvy_ There was that Aguero interview around xmas as well where he said we are winning it

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2 months

The maths is shoddy ik but the point is it’s actually more realistic for him to grow up dream of playing for City than any other PL club

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2 months

It’s annoying because every City fan saw that coming

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2 years

@EklavyaChawla16 @PepTeam Bro forgot to switch to his burner

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1 year

@Rhys_Padan At CB? Yes. Last season’s Fernandinho? YES. That guy was so not good at football

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2 years

@AmosMurphy_ I am convinced he's gonna try and chip someone in the box soon

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2 years

@PearceMCFC @SxrgioSZN @ManCity he very much is

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8 months

‘You view footy on a spreadsheet’ is one of those things people say when stats don’t confirm their biases

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8 months

If you view footie on a spreadsheet then good for you. Haaland is the leagues top scorer but if you think he's been the best striker in the league this season then we obviously view the game differently. It's okay.

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@Nigerianscamsss I'm all for punishing Zouma but football organisations have shown a tendency to punish only those they see as dispensable

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