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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

“He said not in my lifetime, now it’s every time” Superb bit of commentary work from Guy Mowbray on Match of the Day

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

“Why didn’t City just keep Jesus instead of signing Haaland?”

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

There is a fella playing for City who might break the all-time PL goals record before the end of March and people are acting as if it’s totally normal.

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

1 year

Casemiro is the best Premier League signing of the season. Discuss 🤔

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Jack Grealish vs Real Madrid: -Most chances created (3) -Most dribbles completed (5) -Most duels won (11) BIG game player. Super Jack 🤩

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

They even copied the Haaland announcement photo 😭

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

🚨🚨🚨 Chelsea are interested in purchasing the Etihad Stadium, Maine Road Chippy and Mary D’s from Manchester City

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

This the same Martinez? 😳

AB⚕

@AbsoluteBruno

1 year

If de bruyne tried this on Ten Hag, not even joking Martinez and Casemiro would have been arrested for attempted murder😭

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Looking forward to the replay 🤝

Connor Humm

@TikiTakaConnor

1 year

The Arsenal away fans giving the Etihad the best atmosphere it’s ever seen tonight.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

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Manchester City

@ManCity

1 month

Good luck to all our City stars at #EURO2024 🌟

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

A player in an offside position ducking out the way of the shot that led to the goal. This league man.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Full-time at the Etihad. A late comeback sees Liverpool snatch three points. Gutted. 😞

Tanner Stevens

@tanner_sj

1 year

@TheAnfieldWrap Do City have their own songs they sing? Genuine question. They also play Hey Jude, too, don’t they? Not enough history yet for a dedicated TV channel? I could go on.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Anyone else think Gabriel Jesus played exactly the same as he did for City, but has received 10x more praise?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

10 months

It’s the price of success, but seeing stuff like this really is depressing. Exactly the sort of attitude we’d criticise United for back in the day. 🤢

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 months

Arsenal’s title challenge the last two seasons

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Well this is awkward…

🔰 Weyulu 🔰

@iWeyulu_Shiweda

1 year

I don’t see no picture of a young Haaland in a city shirt, Or did City exist then? 😤 well shut the f up‼️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Lionel Messi to Manchester City on a free transfer this summer… ✅ 𝐘𝐞𝐬? ❌ 𝐍𝐨?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Could you imagine the outrage if City had spent £600m in one season? But for Chelsea, it’s fine because it’s a ‘rebuild’.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Social media is a crazy place

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@SignEveryone

1 year

Man City's title parade is literally empty. I will say it again they are just Wigan Athletic with money. They will disappear after the FFP punishments.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

We’ll just leave this here 💰

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Scott Carson and Stefan Ortega running over to Ederson after his 95th-minute save. Love it.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

8 months

Aston Villa fans singing 'where were you when you were shit' to the City supporters. Reminder, this was Villa Park for a 2015/16 FA Cup tie against City...

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

🚨 WE’VE FOUND IT 🚨 Turns out the ‘horror tackle from Rodri that could’ve ended Tierney’s career’ was actually a foul on Rodri. Couldn’t make it up!

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Favourite Manchester City away game this season? Go. ⬇️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

*The Butchered

Morgan

@utdscope

1 year

The butcher.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

“We’ve got… Guardiola” 🥁💙

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

10 months

City celebrate trebles, Newcastle celebrate slide tackles. That’s all folks.

Jake Jackman

@JakeJackmann

10 months

Hang it in the Louvre. #nufc

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

How the English media views League Cup triumphs:

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Bruno Fernandes is shameless.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

7 months

Of all players. Of all players to have picked, you go for the one with the most major trophy wins in world football the last 12 months. 🤦‍♂️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Just Thierry Henry casually embarrassing Patrice Evra…

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

🚨 CONFIRMED: Manchester City will play Manchester United in the Fifth Round of the FA Cup. The draw hasn't taken place yet, we're just getting ready for what's to come...

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

How it started vs how it ended 😭

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

The good times.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Pep Guardiola bouncing around to the Bernardo chant is some top tier stuff.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

9 months

A list of things you could’ve done in between kick off and Ilkay Gundogan’s opening goal in the FA Cup final: Answer - not a lot 😅

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

4 months

Imagine thinking Foden hasn’t been the best English player in world football this season

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Rúben dos Santos Gato Alves Dias.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

8 months

It’s a City thing 😄🤷‍♂️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

6 months

Less than £30 million for the both, btw.

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖

@cagiago_

6 months

I’m yet to see Pep sign an unknown player and make him a superstar, he’s always spending on world class players

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Now show us the view from above…

Samuel Luckhurst

@samuelluckhurst

1 year

Picture sent from a mate on the march, taken on Deansgate #mufc

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

All five of City’s centre-backs do this with their eyes closed.

UF

@UtdFaithfuls

2 years

Show me a better ball-playing CB with such ridiculously good passing ability in the Premier League than Manchester United's Lisandro Martinez, I'll wait..🍿

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

“15 goals would be a good season for Erling Haaland” How’s that going @Chelsearory ?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Pep Guardiola inherited a title winning squad at Manchester City

UberFacts

@UberFacts

2 years

What myth is still widely believed to be true? 💭

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

3 months

Shit club no history ey?? 😅

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

A true all-timer from Jurgen Klopp. Haaland runs past THREE Liverpool players, before taking a shot. It’s unhinged.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

8 months

Makes you think 🤔

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

8 months

Spectacular goals at risk of dying out in the Pep Guardiola era ✍️ @thomgibbs #TelegraphFootball

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

9 months

How it started vs how it ended

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Even funnier when you realise Darren England was on the referee team for both of these games.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

5 months

Someone buy this Geordie fella a beer 👏👏👏

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Villa fans chanting through a minutes applause for Tudor Thomas, City’s Honorary President who passed away last week. Nice bunch.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Average league attendances for the 2021/22 season: Sunderland - 33,062 Coventry - 19,451 Oh, and Sunderland were playing in the league below Coventry.

Morgan Wiley

@CoventryKing

2 years

Bet Callum Doyle has forgot what a good fanbase sounds like Man City and Sunderland ain’t exactly fanbases known for being amazing 😂he’ll be shocked first home game of the season ear drums gone #PUSB #SAFC

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

8 months

Ilkay Gundogan’s second goal vs Aston Villa in 2022 💙 Just wow! 🤩

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

🧵 New thread: Times clubs who claim they don’t care about City have very much cared about City.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

The shout of ‘shoot’ before Rodri strikes. The brief moment of silence. Dias’ premature celebration. The perfectly executed knee slide. Everything about that goal was absolutely perfect. 🤌 [📹 Slamka.ramy]

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Convinced Jack Grealish ended the Heung-min Son hoodoo with this exact tackle.

Manchester City

@ManCity

2 years

Let's talk about this tackle from @JackGrealish last night! 😮‍💨

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Another totally normal refereeing decision in the English Premier League.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Wait until we tell you Gabriel Jesus *was* playing like this for City…

Jamie Carragher

@Carra23

2 years

If Gabriel Jesus was playing like he is now as a striker for Man City last season would they have bought Haaland? #ARSTOT

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Would you be in favour of moving the away fans to create a joined-up singing section behind the goal in the South Stand at the Etihad?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

The official City account dropping this photo of Dias in retro City gear the day after his defensive masterclass. 🥵

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

6 months

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

6 months

What comes to mind when you think of Turkey?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Petition to change the ‘awoooo’ to ‘woahhh’ or ‘Cityyyy’ instead. Otherwise a 10/10 chant. 👌🏻

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

We’ve called this out before and we’ll call it out again @ManCity Sort your ticket prices out!

Leo🇧🇼

@mcfcIeo_

2 years

Maybe if this few people are buying tickets it’s your sign to reduce them from £68 minimum price. Embarrassing

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

A hat-trick and two assists on his debut Manchester Derby. Did Erling Haaland drop the best individual performance in Premier League history against United?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

@iWeyulu_Shiweda Try again.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

5 months

‘Man City played football like they were on Viagra… they didn’t stop pumping us’ 🤣🤣🤣 @UnitedStandMUFC

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@TheCityRamble

3 months

@AmosMurphy_ Wasn’t even the worst penalty decision today 🤣🤣🤣

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

5 months

City shirt among the AFCON celebrations in Ivory Coast But City are a small club? 👀

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

5 months

And still got promoted back to the Premier League, only to win a league title before Liverpool 🤣

BEN

@SMXLFC

5 months

Manchester City were relegated to the Championship this season…

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Cancelo running over to celebrate with Bernardo.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

7 months

Erm?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

4 months

Horrific this 🤦‍♂️ Straight up lying

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Seven days later 😮‍💨

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

6 months

If only there was some kind of metric to figure out who the best team in the world actually is? Like winning the Premier League, FA Cup, Champions League, Super Cup and Club World Cup? Imagine? 😅

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

The City board whenever they’re interested in a player without a release clause:

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Erling Haaland’s first goal in Manchester City colours 😍

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

United 🤝 Liverpool Away ends emptying before 75min

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

How people think Gabriel Jesus played during his five years at City

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 months

Friendly reminder that Arsenal didn’t win the 22/23 Premier League (City did) They didn’t win the 22/23 FA Cup (City did) Instead, they had to be invited to take part in the Community Shield

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@_Afcbanks

2 months

mentality monster Rodri against Arsenal in a cup final 🥶

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

8 months

We weren’t a serious football club 😂

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

That late run into the box is mad. Imagine the amount of cutbacks he’s going to end up on next season 😳

GoncaloDias17

@goncalo_diass17

2 years

Haaland 😍

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

4 months

Clubs come to the Etihad, get battered for 90 minutes and have to wait until added time to record a few empty seats City have actually ruined football for them

SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 months

A wouldn’t swap shoes in a million years NUWNBD ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

The last time a member of the Haaland family scored a Premier League goal for Manchester City. Will that change today?

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Ruben Dias simply has to play from this point on. Look at this.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Jamie Carragher on the Saudi League when it doesn’t involve Liverpool vs when it does involve Liverpool Hmmm… 🤔

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

6 months

Guess we’re heading for a replay then…

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@axelthfc

6 months

Porro was laughing in Doku’s face while he tried to dribble past him ( he failed to complete the dribble )🤣🤣

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Money can buy you a monthly subscription to Adobe Photoshop (where this photo was made).

David McGrady

@Djmc76

1 year

Money can't buy you this ❤️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Peter Drury once again demonstrating how he’s the greatest football commentator in the business.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Who's the most underrated player of the post-takeover era at City? No David Silva, Sergio Aguero, or any other fanciful shouts. Truly underrated ballers only. We'll start, Gareth Barry.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Big. Fucking. Game. Tomorrow. Time to bring it City fans! ✊🏻💙

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@TheCityRamble

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City Report

@cityreport_

11 months

In a bid to become #ManCity captain last season, John Stones distributed election posters titled ‘John Stones - Man of the People’, confirmed by Ilkay Gundogan to @BILD_Sport .

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

Inexcusable stuff from the club. There needs to be serious pushback against the way they handle ticketing. If it isn’t pricing the fans out, it’s stuff like this which is driving the most loyal supporters away. Horrible. 🤢

Man City Fan Support

@ManCityHelp

1 year

MAN CITY V REAL MADRID: All general admission tickets for this match are now sold out, with limited availability in Hospitality. More information ⬇ (1/2)

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

If City get a penalty in the last minute of the Champions League final to win the game, who should step up to take it?

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@TheCityRamble

5 months

‘Limited recourses’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

James.

@afcjxmes

5 months

Klopp’s ability to make the most of limited resources is almost unparalleled in football. I think he’s comfortably ahead of Arteta and Pep in that regard.

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Confirmed: Manchester City's potential Champions League group-stage opponents. Who would you like to play? ⬇️

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

4 months

Speak for every single City fan alive, don’t even dare think about a ground share while United are rebuilding Old Trafford. Don’t even dare…

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

4 months

Manchester United’s appointment of Omar Berrada as CEO appears set to lead to an ‘improvement in their relationship’ with #ManCity following tensions under his two predecessors. [via @MailSport ]

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

9 months

🕺 Glazers staying 10 more years 👏 Du du du du du du du

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

7 months

Man City player Esme Morgan was asked for something she hates that ‘everybody else loves’ Her response was… ‘Maybe Man United?’ Iconic 👏

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

2 years

Few people (wrongly) suggesting this is a dig at Jesus. Anything but. More a response to the idea City were just as good with Jesus compared to Haaland. This was literally just this weekend…

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

1 year

City having a ‘phenomenal’ second team is one of the biggest myths in football. Complete nonsense. Guardiola chooses to operate with a small squad. The quality in depth is very slim.

AFTV

@AFTVMedia

1 year

🤷‍♂️ “Man City have two phenomenal teams!” 👉 #AFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague #FanCam

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The City Ramble

@TheCityRamble

5 months

- Post blatant lie - Get called out for blatant lie - Get community noted for blatant lie - Refuse to recognise blatant lie - Avoid apologising for blatant lie - Turn replies off so people can stop calling you out for blatant lie The Liverpool way 🤷‍♂️

Chris Pajak

@mrbloodred

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Buy now, buy now, buy now! World's Most Valuable Club my arse!

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