Joel @joelfunkman Twitter profile

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3 months

@PrestonPolice Have you checked @afowler06 's head? Heard he's been living there rent free

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@UnmaskedAntifa What a strange individual. Definitely looks like he's got a rape in him

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Jamie Kay

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Who was your first celebrity crush?

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4 months

#TeamPinkDrink checking in

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Six months ago I weighed 18st and was sucking off men in toilets for drugs. Then I found jesus, got clean, lost 6st and am living my best life. #jesus #JesusSaves @Johnfis08605918 @iamtomskinner

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@Weldy43 "they're shit but I really like them" is a perfectly acceptable view point. "the greatest band the world has ever produced" isn't.

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4 months

@Deco4998 Mind your own business you nosy cunt

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3 months

Might be drunk on my owm on the dance floor

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4 months

Cheeky #TeamPinkDrink

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2 months

Tom tried to be mates

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14 days

Freddie Flintoff hosting Bullseye will be utter shite

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Joel

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3 months

Hi @DerekWarChisora there's this bloke called @MikeyCycling who called you a wanker for assaulting one of his bike nonces

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3 months

Derek Chisora headbutting a Deliveroo driver in Hampstead yesterday morning

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Children are no respectors of hangovers. Little pricks

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1 month

Carnival diet

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1 month

@mdoogan97 Carbs saturate cells which in turn gives the illusion your are bigger you don’t get that on keto or carnival diets. Hence he looks a cunt now 😂

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2 months

Chilling in the garage so I don't have to see her

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2 months

Just seen someone announce thier birthday on here. Probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

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3 months

Jake See just messaged, the bird he took to watch the boxing with him said she needed the toilet and he hasn't seen her in over an hour.

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3 months

Tiz in the winter

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1 month

Got the big game nerves. Nows the time to focus and get in the zone. Clear eyes, full heart, can't lose.

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4 months

She'd booked a double room for the three of us which I was dreading but when we got there they'd upgraded us to a suit with our own private little pool

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2 months

@ClassAOlly19 There was a young lad at work today talking about Minecraft so I told him he should mine himself some fucking mates. He looked shocked and hurt. The general public just can't handle us

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4 months

And as the sun set on another gloruis day in the Aegean sea Joel wondered "why the fuck do I have to be here with the wife and kid?"

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4 months

Has the search party looking for Jay Slater tried shouting "Dental plan". If he's in the vicinity he will shout back "Lisa needs braces". #jayslater

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4 months

Football manager and Greek cider on the balcony while they take two hours fucking around getting ready for dinner. Best part of the holiday

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4 months

@DonKingthe__2nd @RooshyIncognito @slazzyvest Live. Laugh. Travel

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4 months

My target audience

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@FatheadCB Haven't looked in to it loads but something didn't seem right at the time. Also, definitely would

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1 month

Someone just asked if I was Denzel Washington 😂😭 best day ever!!

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Someone asked if I was Selena Gomez 😂😭 best day ever!!!

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3 months

Morning

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22 days

Fancied a snacking dinner.

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19 days

Kangaroos are dicks and shouldn't be in charge of our legal system

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19 days

Chilling with the #lads

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3 months

@RooshyIncognito @DonKingthe__2nd Do a line mate, be hitting 180s in no time

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2 months

News - "local council propose new bin by duck pond" Twitter - 'Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in history, why is he worrying about this when their and boats for of illegals landing every day. He is evil and needs to be locked up"

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1 month

The up side of HIV

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1 month

Five year transformation. Fuck you Jake, I'm needy.

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2 months

Nigels smoking everyone. Something you can legally buy from shops

Politics UK

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2 months

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage smokes a cigarette outside a Westminster pub 'in protest' of Keir Starmer's proposed ban on smoking in pub gardens 📸 @christopherhope

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1 month

@iamtomskinner Didn't you rape someone once?

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3 months

You'd definitely worry if I was alone with your daughter

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3 months

Might be drunk on my owm on the dance floor

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3 months

Boy fell asleep in the car and darts is on the telly. Happy fucking Thursday

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2 months

From the river to the sea, Dec's got an STD

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3 months

The boy wanted an England flag painted on his face for nursery today and said he's gonna hit any who hasn't got one. Especially the brown kids #patriot #ReformUK @Nigel_Farage #ProudDad @TonyBellew

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3 months

£6.50. roasting hot

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2 months

The duality of man

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Morning

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21 days

Always found it mad that he has his girlfriend in his profile picture

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1 month

Fucking hell, Ste got that out quick

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3 months

At least they don't go about Spain thinking everyone knows their name when really they're just saying hello

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16 days

Every night my wife pressures me for sex but she doesn't understand I work late so by the time I get home I've only got an hour to masturbate and go to bed

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4 months

Nothing but facts

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4 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hayley-utd-futureMrsJThompson25 🎃

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@joelfunkman Cunt!

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@P4t949 @XoCharlotteEmX

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3 months

What if Cycling Mickey was in that school?

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3 months

Even if Hitler himself was hiding in a school full of children, you can’t bomb it. It’s not complicated. It’s a war crime.

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4 months

Quite possibly the most over rated movie of the decade

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3 months

Was speaking to this English guy who used to dream in German. He said he had terrible dreams about sausages. Apparently they were the wurst

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3 months

Been watching this guy who interviews people who speak both English and Japanese, very interesting that they all describe themselves as having an English and Japanese persona, like different characters/personalities. Is this the same for all multilingual people?

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4 months

Eczema

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26 days

Big loss for @EddieHearn last night but he has no time to lick his wounds as he has one of the most eagerly anticipated shows of the year coming up. Going to be a HUGE night in Sheffield

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1 month

Why doesn't he just jump in his Tardis?

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21 days

Fantastic

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Blade is not a horrow in any shape or form

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3 months

Imagine getting killed every 5 days. Bet she's getting right fed up with it

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Every 5 days a woman is killed by an abusive partner or ex in England and Wales. So when a woman needs to escape this summer, we have to be ready to help. Your gift could help fund the Helpline call that helps her escape safely.

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Went to a school fête & the boy wanted a go on the tea cups. She said its £10 for 10 rides. I said he only wants one go. She said £10 or he can't go on. I told her to shove it up her arse, called her a cunt and stormed off. This is why year 4's shouldn't be in charge of the rides

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I've got 230 followers and none of those cunts follow me. My life is better.

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Never in a million years did i think id even get over 50 followers never mind 200+ with the likes of bootlegger or @anyachappellxx following me what is life 😂

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Dec

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Phillip Schofield last year, Huw Edwards this year which dirty bastard will be next.

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2 months

Dec picking up the bag from his dealer

Good as Gold Lou

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2 months

Grim when rapists are allowed to score

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4 months

@KaiserSoze668 I'd just buy a new one because I'm not a peasant

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4 months

Completely agree here. A baby started crying near me when I got on the plane so I asked the flight attendant to remove it but she said it's your child and that I had to deal with it.

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4 months

This IG comment about babies on airplanes is sending me. I didn’t realize you could just call your doctor and get them to prescribe the non-crying type of baby.

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@MCVortex3 Dec got a new job in Greggs?

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2 months

@iamtomskinner What are you like?!

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4 months

Anyway, go fuck yourselves

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Jeez, leave me alone

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3 months

What am I like!

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21 days

Crooksie has no chill when he plays poker

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@ClassAOlly14 Are you fuckin dealing you c unt

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3 months

Corr this bloke must be clever. He's quoted 1984

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@MailOnline “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984

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Looks exactly like the bloke next to her in her avi

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Just had too 🤣🤣🤣🤭

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4 months

Hate it when people post holiday photos. "oh look at me, my life is better than yours" whilst they are secretly dying inside because they hate the person they are with.

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@Hayle85szy I'd fucking batter him

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@leeroycummins1 @PrestonPolice @afowler06 Na, he's got a great sense of humour our Ant

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Hashtag parenting

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3 months

@RealCFrampton Some proper morons in boxing

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3 months

WHY ARE THEY LETTING MEN COMPETE AGAINST WOMEN? Just watched a trans woman absolutely batter a female boxer to the point she quit about 30 seconds and it took her FOUR YEARS TO GET THERE, I HATE THIS WORLD 🌍

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@PomKenny *Richie. Honestly the amount of time she's spending at the gym you'd expect her not to be a fat cunt

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#AllWomenAreSlags

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3 months

Update - shite

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3 months

Just ordered a Subway. Will keep you updated

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Slush puppies with a hangover are up there with having a depraved wank with a hangover

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@ljc_xoxo I had to delete this as I was spending 8hrs a day cleaning playgrounds. I had to phone in sick on my real job so I could spend all day doing my pretend job

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*spastic

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@Ifcharry Want to kit it out in here. Maybe a camp bed, a gas stove, a noose hanging from the ceiling

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4 months

Fell asleep listening to Peter Doherty's audio book. Woke up at 4am thinking I was in a crack den

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3 months

What a way to open an album

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2 months

Morning

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3 months

No further questions your honour

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2 months

A very sexy child, btw

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This girl is a child, btw

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1 month

Prison Break and Sons of Anarchy went down hill incredibly fast

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Which show starts as a 10/10, but ends as a 1/10?

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3 months

No coke

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19 days

Arsenal fans celebrating winning a duel while Vardy has celebrated winning a Premier league. Really sums them up

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Jamie Vardy vs Saliba 🤣

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Before I knew Jake properly I knew the bird he was seeing and when she dumped him she was straight in my DM's. I chose Jake over her and have regretted it every day since.

Jake See

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See a post in a local Facebook group about a missing cat and it belongs to a bird that binned me off earlier this year, cheered me right up. Hope someone has blown that little cunt into smithereens

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The boy just got upset about his sun tan and said "I don't want to turn into one of those people, daddy" #patriot #proudboy #reform_partyuk #VoteReform #EURO2024

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