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5 months

GB News

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Looking for naked photos of Sydney Sweeney will leave your device crippled with malware, experts warn

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Kid needs a good hiding. Annoying little shit.

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If you do anything in life do it with the energy of this young man ❤️ just fabulous ❤️ Brightened my day this has hope it brightens yours too and makes you smile ❤️

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@SIMON49Arsenal Well how you think I got your mum to do anal, she didn’t just do it out the blue, I had to ask her & get permission …

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No Darcy, no costumes, just the three big dogs in the back garden. One for the purists.

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@chodoproblemo @MCVortex3 Geezer who did our flooring and sorted out some other shit in the living room gave us a breakdown, unprompted. He wanted us to know he wasn't ripping us off and encourage us to use him again and leave decent reviews online. Providing decent customer service isn't an imposition.

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Hey, what you're doing is amazing, no, you're amazing, oh stop it, you're the amazing one, no really, you're the one who's amazing. You know what, we're all just bloody amazing, I'm amazed by how amazing we all are. Self-obsessed, back slapping, vomit-inducing bell ends.

Jake Humphrey

@mrjakehumphrey

8 months

So excited to finally release this!! A few months ago I thought if would be cool to sit down with my favourite podcasters for a chat about how powerful and fun podcasting really is. They said yes!!!! The awesome @drchatterjeeuk , @howtofailpod and @Fearnecotton joined Damo

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1 year

Thing I don't get with this is why not flap your arms a bit, see if you can fly? I'm not a stupid man, I know the chances are against it but you've nowt to lose.

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1 year

The Falling Man is a photograph taken by Associated Press photographer Richard Drew of a man falling from the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks in New York City.

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2 years

Joshua Usyk rematch in a matter of days. Tyson Fury:

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what’s the worst tweet of all time

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@CarbonFePhases Hope he gets stingrayed.

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@PabEmiEscoGavi I'm not the one assuming he's gay just because he likes dancing. Who's the homophobe now?

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1 year

Paper round in Helmand Province.

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@Riley83Rr @Backpainandwine Spend a lot of your time with young girls do you Richard?

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@JamesTunns Clearly not soon enough.

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2 years

@AdamJC99 @KateEMcCann New album?

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8 months

@JakeSee10 You've been out grafting for eight hours, get home, casually ask what have you been up to today love, I'll show you.. Not gonna work is it?

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The invasion of Iraq didn't prevent me voting Labour, my sitting MP being arrested and imprisoned for expenses fraud didn't prevent me voting Labour. Jamie Webster may well prevent me voting Labour.

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Michael Benson

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9 months

What is the biggest lie in boxing history?

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2 years

@EbanieBridges @OnlyFans Hi Ebs. Don't want to be over familiar but given we're in a cost of living crisis and times are tight could you confirm for me, as a potential subscriber, will you be getting your minge out? Ta.

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2 years

If someone had told me there would be a Sophie Corcoran video you could wank to I'd have considered them insane but I have to admit, I stand corrected.

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1 year

There are two types of people in life. Those that like The Smiths and fucking idiots. R.I.P to Andy Rourke. #BoringVinylWanker

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7 months

Are there a more tedious group of people than ageing football hooligans, desperately trying to squeeze some sort of career out of having a few scraps at Oldham away 30 years ago? Take your dull stories and the Stone Island you can barely fit in any more and fuck off.

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It's not tradition, it's not serving any purpose from a conservation perspective, it's just a bunch of posh cunts torturing animals for no good reason. Fucking wankers, every single one of them.

Protect the Wild

@ProtectTheWild_

8 months

Thinking of attending a Boxing Day hunt meet? This is what ‘trail hunts’ get up to. Shocking footage released today by @HuntSabs Please RT if it’s just one thing you do today. Get these faces everywhere.

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Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

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What is the most successful lie in history

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@danwootton Nothing says quiet reflection like filming it for twitter.

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@PabEmiEscoGavi I mean, if I was a betting man....

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3 months

Graceless fat fuck.

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2 years

@Kwaterekwa @kingdoherty1 Being a shit rapist isn't the greatest defence against rape I've ever heard.

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Jazzpaul82

@jazzpaul82

11 months

Weight loss journey. About three years and four stone between these pictures. Bit of exercise and sensible changes. Easy work.

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@jazzpaul82

2 years

Your occasional reminder that mental health ambassador Tyson Fury lied about donating 8m to homeless charities to repair his image after making homophobic comments and failing a drugs test.

Sky News

@SkyNews

2 years

"Boxing has been a massive platform for me to spread the word on mental health and I have done it to the best of my ability," said Fury

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@mattletiss7 Speculation from two doctors who didn't examine him or have access to his medical records hasn't made headline news yet, well colour me shocked.

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5 months

Is there anything more pathetic in football than the day after a Liverpool Man U game watching their fans argue over which are more scummy? You mentioned Hillsborough, you mentioned Munich. Mum, mum, he started it. Fucking grow up.

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8 months

So you're trying to tell me flying Sunny Edwards and a full undercard of fighters half way across the world to fight in a car park in front of three people wasn't part of a properly costed, viable and profitable business model? Well, fuck me purple, I'm stunned.

Sunday World

@sundayworld

8 months

Daniel Kinahan used boxers to launder cash with $1 million going through fighter’s account, court hears

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2 years

@piersmorgan @Cristiano So is this one.

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2 years

@EddieHearn Had Conor not took tablets for female fucking infertility there'd have been no need for the board to engage their procedures, flawed or otherwise. Just a thought.

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1 year

Some absolute carnage on Antiques Road Trip. Unbelievable.

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6 months

Tony twerking for a regime that would happily behead his brother. The gift that keeps on giving.

Tony Bellew

@TonyBellew

6 months

The difference @Turki_alalshikh has made in boxing has been remarkable! We had so many years of big fights falling by the wayside that it was making our amazing sport a laughing stock! He has quite simply restored boxing back to where it should be. 👏

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1 year

Always good to get an expert opinion.

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1 year

Middle aged woman thirst trap twitter is genuinely the worst corner of this god forsaken app.

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@jazzpaul82

2 years

Christian Flatsu more like.

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

2 years

Christian Atsu has been found dead under the rubble of his home almost two weeks after the Turkey earthquake, his agent has confirmed. Our thoughts go out to his friends, family and loved ones ❤️

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11 months

@AdamP1242 If you're going to mock people's English skills maybe learn how to use a comma or full stop.

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1 year

Aah, the notoriously universally adored Billy Joe Saunders.

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1 year

@mg_1878 @Robbie10006655 @Thogden *Paid*, also they're gonna try and deliver and he's gonna say sorry pal I didn't order anything. A minor convenience to him, a massive inconvenience to a small business. Well done though, really taught him a lesson here.

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10 months

Villa at home Villa away.

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1 year

@mattmacklin You were integral in a fucking drug cartel leader becoming one of the predominant figures in the sport. Maybe sit this one out pal.

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3 months

Rapists should be executed, or taken out for a nice bit of dinner.

Tony Bellew

@TonyBellew

3 months

@Brooksy2050 @MatchroomBoxing He sure did yeah.. Had dinner with him in Blackpool the week after I won it and it was one of the surreal moments for me.. I adored him growing up! Mike Tyson was and always will be a hero to boxers who come up like me..

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@katie_racklyeft @RoyalFamily I know, it's no age is it?

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1 year

The streets won't forget @TonyBellew

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2 years

Punched an employee because he couldn't get him the sarnie he wanted.

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Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

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1 year

Can we stop conflating genuine mental health issues with folk being a bit down about having to face consequences for their own stupid decisions.

SPORTbible

@sportbible

1 year

🗣️ Rio Ferdinand on Ivan Toney's ban: "From a mental health perspective, Ivan is in a difficult position. I’ll be there for him if he ever wants to pick up the phone, I've been through this before.”

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2 years

#BoxingTwitterScreenshotFrenzy always been a big favourite of mine.

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7 months

Educated the Saudis on LGBT rights and changed attitudes and laws over there, moving on now his mission is completed. Some man.

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Jordan Henderson has reached agreement with Al Etiffaq to leave Saudi Pro League club. 33yo & #AlEttifaq in process of finalising contract termination. Henderson has agreed in principle to join Ajax; now details/paperwork @TheAthleticFC #Ajax

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1 year

@ArsenalN7 Might want to encourage them to not rape folk as well.

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3 months

All the his excellency shit is getting a bit nauseating. We get it lads, he's put a few decent fights on. Jimmy Savile ran a few marathons in his time.

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#BoxingTwitterScreenshotFrenzy

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8 months

A lot of people have got illnesses, depression. Not me obviously, I just hoover up three tons of deep fried Chinese shite a week. Be kind though. Gluttonous mess.

The George Groves Boxing Club

@GGBoxingClub

8 months

🗣 "There's a lot of people out there struggling, so if you can help anyone, that's a good thing" Today's guest, Big John Fisher, on the highs and lows of becoming famous.

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2 years

@kelvmackenzie @piersmorgan Yeah but when it comes to morality you'd not be most people's go to guy.

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@D4132023 Don't mean to offend but I'm sick of you before I've even met you.

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Hate to ask this close to Christmas but can anyone do me a massive favour?

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7 months

There are few more damning indictments of the current state of the sport than the fact that this fucking idiot, and his equally preposterous partner in crime, have a significant platform with which to share this fucking drivel.

Nick Peet

@Peety_Editor

7 months

Here’s my scorecard for #JonasvMayer Just one round in it. Couldn’t complain at a 5-5 draw either. But middle rounds what mattered. Excited to review in full on Monday @FightDisciples Rematch 3 min rounds please 👍🏽

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2 years

Didn't see that one coming.

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On the day a recession is announced it's great to see a company bucking the trend. Country will be back on its feet in no time.

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British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year

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And there are people who genuinely believe the Shawshank Redemption is the greatest film ever. Fucking morons.

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1 year

Outstanding.

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1 year

IFL Live - the expectation vs the reality.

Curtis_P

@CurtP_

1 year

Not even a 1/4 of the people here turned up to #IFLLive tonight. Insane how you can intentionally mislead paying customers in such a way. Had I’d paid money for this I’d be claiming for a refund Monday morning.

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11 months

Assume he saw it then.

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1 year

May as well ask Isaac Lowe for his favourite works of Russian literature for all the insights you'll get off this thick scouse fucker.

Boxing Social

@boxing_social

1 year

Tony Bellew has weighed in on Khan's failed test and doping in the sport in general...

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The big difference between Whitaker and Naz is when Naz was acting the cunt early in his career you got the impression Naz could turn their lights off whenever he could be arsed. Not convinced the same is true of Whitaker.

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2 years

Delightful.

UFC on TNT Sports

@ufcontnt

2 years

"I'm proper devastated!" - An emotional @MeatballMolly spoke to @CarolinePearce following her loss at UFC 281 😢 #UFC281

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2 years

He tagged her in.

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2 years

This king would wear an armband. You don't play #Activism

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2 years

Truly awful family. The sooner we're done with this ridiculous anachronistic shitshow the better.

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1 year

Whatever you think of his politics, which are obviously wonderful, there's no denying Mick is very good at this shit, calm, doesn't allow himself to get sidetracked and knowledgeable about his subject.

Trades Union Congress

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Why doesn't our money go to improving the railways, instead of private shareholders?

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@NotSoLocalHero Like assuming an alcoholic drinks because they're thirsty.

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1 year

War

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1 year

James Cordon has arrived in Prague.

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#BoxingTwitterScreenshotFrenzy

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8 months

@mdoogan97 Different reason but Balenciaga gives me a similar reaction. You're just wearing it because it's expensive, it's not nice gear.

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@jazzpaul82

1 year

Becoming increasingly hard to shake the feeling he's not as committed to the diet as may be required.

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1 year

@craigscott209 I frequently compare stopping watching boxing like getting out of an abusive relationship. If the Crawford and Inoue week was the bunch of flowers and a nice meal period we're definitely back in the black eyes and smashed up living room phase again.

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1 year

What a weird thing to pretend to be angry about.

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@jazzpaul82

2 years

Wonder if I start pretending to be Kevin De Bruyne's brother I'll get interviewed on Sky Sports News?

Boxing Social

@boxing_social

2 years

"The fight should have gone ahead!" 😠 Dean Whyte feels Conor Benn should have been "innocent until proven guilty" and allowed to fight 👀 🎥 🔞 @Betfred Fight Odds: #Boxing

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@CatharineHoey I almost admire your willingness to wear your stupidity as a badge of honour. Takes a certain level of bravery to own it to proudly.

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2 years

@jamesenglish0 You host a podcast, you're hardly Grizzly fucking Adams yourself pal.

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9 months

Morning to the kings out hustling to get that paper. #NoDaysOff

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2 years

Can anyone who has paid for verification explain to me what it is specifically they find attractive about children?

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@jazzpaul82

1 year

If you're an adult and you wear a football shirt there's a strong possibility you're of interest to Operation Yewtree.

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1 year

@JacquiDeevoy1 When I first suggested the possibility that she may not have existed, most people thought I was mad. Spoiler alert - they still do.

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1 year

Not the greatest defence I have ever heard.

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@jazzpaul82

2 months

It's possible I'll get bored of Nadim doing daily posts to celebrate Fury losing. However, that day is not today, or any day in the immediate future.

Nadim Haddad

@NadimElHaddad1

2 months

Day forty nine: Still celebrating Tyson Fury’s loss

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Allah, you give me Corden and I'll convert.

sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ

@superTV247

11 months

Channel 4 have an extended Dispatches Special tomorrow which reportedly involves a ‘mass expose of an obscene amount of high profile comedians’ who have ‘incredibly shocking accusations held against them, including footage that’s been collected over the last 3 years’…

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Keyboard warriors. Not one of them would say it to my face.

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8 months

Whilst I obviously won't be watching I will be cheering Beterbiev on in spirit, as I remain opposed to anything that might bring Paul Smith even a slither of joy in life.

Sky Sports Boxing

@SkySportsBoxing

8 months

It's fight week. ⭐ Artur Beterbiev vs Callum Smith ⭐

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9 months

@LeePage62606100 @EbanieBridges I didn't actually, I googled weird simps, this was the first thing that came up.

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Jazzpaul82

@jazzpaul82

11 months

@chrisrobwill So Conor Benn, how come he's fighting this weekend, thought he was banned? No, he's cleared to fight? Ok great, that's a lovely jumper, is it Gucci?

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Jazzpaul82

@jazzpaul82

2 years

There is more chance of the homeless seeing that 8 million off Fury.

Andrew Tate

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2 years

I updated my will from prison. I will be donating 100 million to start a charity to protect men from false accusations.

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Hi @curtiswoodhous8 sure it's just an oversight but you don't appear to have shared this month's P/L on your socials. Didn't want you to forget, given how much you value honesty and transparency.

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Jazzpaul82

@jazzpaul82

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@chrisrobwill Receipts have been kept, the shameless fuckers won't be able to escape when the inevitable day of reckoning comes.