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@JakeSee10

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Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt, and fuck like a goddamn retard

Joined December 2021
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 month
It’s the sort of thing the ‘nice guy’ down the pub says before aggressively groping a woman asleep on the bus
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
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Hector Bellerín: "I wish women and men had equal salaries in football, it's just fair. I want equality."
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
8 months
She’d be going straight through that fucking window. Get a damn JOB
@vers_laLune
𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
8 months
Girls are really cute sometimes
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
7 months
My dad was moaning they’ve taken Life of Brian off of his dodgy box because “they’ve gone woke”. He’d just spelt Brian wrong.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
11 months
“CAN I GET YOU HOMBRES SOME NACHOS OR MARGARITAS TO KICK OFF WITH?”
@shah_ddd
shahd
11 months
an outfit all men look hot in
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Jake See
5 months
That robe was seriously fucking class. Imagine whipping that little number on after pumping the life out of some trollop and making a brew
@BoxingNewsPlus
Boxing News+
5 months
𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 | @GGGBoxing 🇰🇿 Scroll down ⤵️
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
3 years
It’s mental that this is one of the most nails blokes on the planet. What a fucking man
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
3 years
Oleksandr Usyk celebrating his birthday today… [🎥 TKO3777]
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
5 months
Found out today my dad donates to Tommy Robinson every month. A drink badly needed now
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
6 months
A bloke could genuinely have a 10/10 weekend with this setup and women HATE it
@cantguardjake
jxke. 🧸
6 months
New apartment, rate the setup (dudes only)
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Jake See
5 months
😂
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@JakeSee10
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
5 months
Whittaker at some point will be ironed out by some proper nails Eastern European fighter and I’ll be stroking my impeccably inadequate cock for some time after I can tell you that much
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
This fight being close is one of the weirdest myths in the sport
@MigClass
Miguel Class
2 years
"life and death"
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
9 months
This guy fucking rocks
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
9 months
Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
8 months
@NotGPrez2 Mouth gone dry just looking at that fucking hell
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Jake See
3 months
@c8nnor “All this war shite needs to stop” a future in diplomacy awaits mate
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
What a wanker
@amazingmomo_
momo 💋
1 year
thats so weird sorry
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
I have never, NEVER, tasted happiness quite like this night
@SteveBoxman
Steve Boxman
2 years
“Is that punch resistance just going a bit? The legs slower!” 2 years ago today, Alexander Povetkin stopped Dillian Whyte. What an uppercut! #boxing
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
10 months
The Gaytrix
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
8 months
@jazzpaul82 You’d be absolutely seething and with good reason. Just who the Hell do they think they are?
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
10 months
When blokes see me at the urinal:
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Jake See
1 month
@slazzyvest You’re better off without him anyway mate
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
@Pu55yman_Dan That’s them fucking told pal
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
7 months
Few things bring me joy as much as seeing someone from that family take an L, fantastic stuff
@KOJournals
𝑲𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒔
7 months
Artur Beterbiev stops Callum Smith in round 7 to retain the unified WBC, IBF, WBO & lineal light heavyweight titles, improving his perfect record to 20-0 with 20 knockouts.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
3 years
It went #off
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 month
You can either look across the room at your partner, and resent that you’re confined to someone you don’t love. Or, someone that you love, who’ll eventually be taken from you no matter what. Or simply your empty reflection. Until then, best set that alarm for work. Tick tock.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
4 months
@slazzyvest Haye was about that life wasn’t he
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 months
Passed out and convulsed on the underground this morning. Emergency button was hit so I’ve caused delays on the Northern line. A nurse who was luckily on the same carriage said it was very masculine actually so that’s terrific news
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
5 months
Sat here at the desk. A prison cell we are never away from for longer than 48 hours. A sentence of decades still looms. Good morning everyone.
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Jake See
1 year
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@gloriouregen31
Chris
1 year
With we had Chelsea soon
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Jake See
5 months
@c8nnor Brother that is HONKING
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
State of him 😂 I’d iron the little gimp out very easily
@DAZNBoxing
DAZN Boxing
2 years
Only seven-years-old and already has the makings of a future world champion 🥊🥊 (🎥 El_buho_ciro/IG)
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
6 months
@KaiserSoze668 Class mate. What you gunna have for dinner after?
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
4 months
The sunlight coming in from your window carries deception. It’s the evening. It is Sunday evening. The second that sets, your work week begins. Another whole week. You have decades of this to sit through. And by the time it’s done, you’ll be too old to enjoy anything. Tick tock.
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Jake See
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
4 months
Still sunny and warm, but don’t let that sunshine fool you. It’s evening time. You’ll be roasting fucking hot in bed in just a few hours. Wondering if you’ll be getting enough sleep before work. 7 hours becomes 6, becomes 5. Might as well close the curtains now. Tick tock.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 months
Thinking back fondly to a first date I had earlier in the year and the bird told me I was the most autistic person she has ever met in her life within 3 hours of meeting me 👍🏻
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Jake See
9 months
Absolutely running Romford
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
Had to turn that Dahmer off. I can stomach a lot of things, but I draw the line at men cuddling. Vile.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
6 months
Fellas, is it autistic to not enjoy waking up at 6AM daily to work 9 hours in an arena void of fulfilment to an age where you’re too antiqued to truly enjoy freedom?
@fairlyoddfairy
elle 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
6 months
if ur neurodivergent, do u often find yourself getting depressed over the concept of working? regardless of whether u like the job or not?
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Jake See
8 months
@crippledjackOO2 Ain’t even the good Shrek either
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
Looks like when you wouldn’t feed CJ for a year on San Andreas
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Jake See
2 years
@EniAlu Just take the L, my goodness
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Jake See
2 years
Artur Beterbiev BEATS Anthony Yarde
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
My mate putting tartare sauce on a curry, just cannot shake it to this day.
@swiftoursonggg
WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
2 years
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
@shoe0nhead Every reply is muted lol they all know
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
Now then. Cinemas already tell you to turn your phones off. Okay. But to get into the cinema you need a ticket. Right. So you need a ticket. Now, I don’t know about you, but I save my ticket on my phone. Right. But I have to turn it off in the cinema. Now, I don’t know about you
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
9 months
“I’m sitting in a van”. Might be the worst flex of all time this.
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Jake See
8 months
@sinebrien Absolute pair of moon howlers
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
4 months
Getting genuinely emotional talking to my pal about how much I love pubs. Proper culture. Proper people.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
Forgot to bring shorts for the gym so I’ve just had to do bag work in my work trousers like someone off fucking Tekken
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Jake See
7 months
Monty python is absolutely shite by the way
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Jake See
3 months
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@IrishBrian30
Bri
3 months
Rate my shirt game
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
@Taramisu10 @komradeperogie @SebGorka Or maybe make working conditions better? Seems crazy I know
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Jake See
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@CraigWrites70 He’s had an unhealthy life so should be getting inheritance soon
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Jake See
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@SFS_1984 He’s got shares in Forest Green Rovers, which adds up
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
Russia not allowed in #Eurovision but Israel is eh, do a kill count lads
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
5 months
Would like to clarify, he wasn’t here (he lives in Spain; he moved there after voting for Brexit) and I wasn’t buying a pint as a reward.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
3 months
@CharlieM_OBE Vote Labour to get what is currently happening under another government. VERY smart tweet, GREAT tweet
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
@P4t947 Bit weird mate
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Jake See
1 month
@H3reWeG0Aga1n I don’t use the bus
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
10 months
Me pal has stuck Robot Wars on here, what a show. Seeing some kid’s 5 year science project get ruined by Sir Killalot, we will be there
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
9 months
Have we all had nice roast dinners today? Finished those last scraps? Lovely. Might as well crawl into bed now because the weekend is finished. Few hours left just to think about work tomorrow. These hours are meaningless; they are empty and so are you. Tick fucking tock
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
3 months
@DefinedPolitik Covid tests in spring 2024 😂 what a knee bending little beehive headed female you are
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
Tekneek
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@NoSmokeSport
NoSmokeSport
1 year
Conor Benn shares a new video of him training‼️ Caption “About to catch a body 22-0” @ConorNigel @EddieHearn @NoSmokeBoxing
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Jake See
1 month
Most of the pubs here are booking only and they’ll be booked with fair weather fucking football fans. Where the fuck were you for Turkey-Georgia? Absolute scum, sick of it.
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
8 months
She rejected my advances. I refuse to date someone who will not let me date them.
@GeneeDeLaGhetto
🃏Mr. Moves 🃏
8 months
What's the pettiest reason you didn't want to date someone ?
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
8 months
@craigscott209 Happy new year mate. Would love your Mrs to peg me whilst I sucked your cock. All the best for 2024
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
3 years
Mad how Liam Williams moved to Ingle Gym, suddenly looked powerful, left Ingle gym and suddenly has 0 punch resistance. Really mad that. Makes u #think
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@SoliSolstice
solioli 🔻
3 months
does anyone have any pictures that will instantly and irrevocably make my life worse
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Jake See
9 months
@BBCNews Wants to start a petition for some fucking mates instead
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Jake See
9 months
😂😂😂😂
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Jake See
8 months
State of it. Cooked with a warm round of applause
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Jake See
8 months
The See Christmas season off to a flyer. One visit cancelled as my cousin has been kicked out of the family home for robbing from his old man to buy coke again.
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Jake See
2 years
@InsaneMoviez Audio and the idea really stolen from The Mandela Catalogue
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
I know the Kalle coke jokes were massively overdone but he is genuinely a gear monster
@charlie_hdsv
Charlie Davis
1 year
Surely someone in Kalle Sauerland’s team has gotta keep him away from these cameras 🤣🤣🤣❄️❄️ #arthursuarez #channel5 #boxing
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
Enjoying a meal with all the women I’ve seen achieve orgasm
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
9 months
Be at my grandparent’s for this. Gunna make my 80 year old nan sit through the whole fucking thing as I explain the intricate nature of Bivol’s footwork 10 cans in
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
9 months
First poster for the Anthony Joshua & Deontay Wilder 'Day of Reckoning' card on Dec 23rd in Saudi Arabia…
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Jake See
3 months
@__JNH37 What a goal 👍🏻
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Jake See
1 year
Coming from someone with *checks notes* zero fucking mates
@__Faren__
Faren
1 year
Hate the fuckers who do the “*check notes*” shite. How about you go and check yourselves some fucking mates?
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Jake See
2 years
@petera1872 @oliverbrown_tel Not try to make a fight happen after one of his fighters has failed a drug test I suppose
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
To be honest with you, probably the qualified doctor rather than the guy breathing in to hide his stomach whose own attempt at a diet gave him extreme diarrhoea
@Chesschick01
Natalie F Danelishen
1 year
Who would you rather take health advice from?
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@P4t948 @lxurie25 What was his name pal?
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Jake See
1 month
@Purple079546135 There is a significant portion of men who try to camouflage their predatory behaviour behind blanket progressive statements, hope this helps 🤙🏻
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
Helping a bird at work with her phone and she mentioned she’s away with her fella this weekend
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
2 years
This is still one of the funniest results ever for me after all that chat from Spike
@AstarBoxing
ASB
6 years
David Lemieux takes Spike O’Sullivan out in the 1st round. #boxing
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
History hasn’t been kind to him granted but Stalin would have done the right thing when it comes to influencers
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
@cr0cjack001 The female orgasm is simply a myth
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
1 year
Someone just signed off an email to me with this. I am fucking furious.
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Jake See
11 months
@jazzpaul82 And people say AIDS has no upside
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Jake See
5 months
This fella is without a doubt the biggest loser on the fucking planet
@LMAsaysno
Lucy
5 months
guy who definitely thinks it’s a scam but plays along anyway just to make sure
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Jake See
2 years
@bloodyrobbos You will not find a funnier compilation
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@JakeSee10
Jake See
9 months
Dec in the team meeting when no one has spoken about him for 4 seconds
@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
9 months
Average day in NYC Subway 🚇
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Jake See
1 year
@XAVIAERD Dunno if if I’m missing something but aside from one of them being tall how do we know they aren’t ‘real women’?
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Jake See
1 year
Your head is fucking mental, imagine queueing in the corner shop and Silent Hill here wanders in for a Pepsi, disgusting
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Jake See
8 months
Correct.
@SockFullaStocks
SocksFullaStocks
8 months
Coming from a bloke who’s down the pub every fucking evening after work sinking his cash into pints? 😂😂😂😂
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Jake See
2 years
I can say without contradiction this is the happiest I’ve ever felt in my life
@IFLTV
IFL TV
2 years
On this day in 2020… Alexander Povetkin produced one of the knockouts of the year over Dillian Whyte at Matchroom HQ 💥 🎬 @SkySportsBoxing #AlexanderPovetkin #Boxing #Knockout #OnThisDay
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Jake Seedy
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Jake See
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Volunteered to help with the fire drill at work today. Could hear folk saying during the operation “he might be THE top fire marshal of his generation”. 0 casualties recorded. I am some man.
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