Whittaker at some point will be ironed out by some proper nails Eastern European fighter and I’ll be stroking my impeccably inadequate cock for some time after I can tell you that much
Artur Beterbiev stops Callum Smith in round 7 to retain the unified WBC, IBF, WBO & lineal light heavyweight titles, improving his perfect record to 20-0 with 20 knockouts.
You can either look across the room at your partner, and resent that you’re confined to someone you don’t love. Or, someone that you love, who’ll eventually be taken from you no matter what. Or simply your empty reflection. Until then, best set that alarm for work. Tick tock.
Passed out and convulsed on the underground this morning. Emergency button was hit so I’ve caused delays on the Northern line. A nurse who was luckily on the same carriage said it was very masculine actually so that’s terrific news
The sunlight coming in from your window carries deception. It’s the evening. It is Sunday evening. The second that sets, your work week begins. Another whole week. You have decades of this to sit through. And by the time it’s done, you’ll be too old to enjoy anything. Tick tock.
Still sunny and warm, but don’t let that sunshine fool you. It’s evening time. You’ll be roasting fucking hot in bed in just a few hours. Wondering if you’ll be getting enough sleep before work. 7 hours becomes 6, becomes 5. Might as well close the curtains now. Tick tock.
Thinking back fondly to a first date I had earlier in the year and the bird told me I was the most autistic person she has ever met in her life within 3 hours of meeting me 👍🏻
Fellas, is it autistic to not enjoy waking up at 6AM daily to work 9 hours in an arena void of fulfilment to an age where you’re too antiqued to truly enjoy freedom?
Now then. Cinemas already tell you to turn your phones off. Okay. But to get into the cinema you need a ticket. Right. So you need a ticket. Now, I don’t know about you, but I save my ticket on my phone. Right. But I have to turn it off in the cinema. Now, I don’t know about you
Have we all had nice roast dinners today? Finished those last scraps? Lovely. Might as well crawl into bed now because the weekend is finished. Few hours left just to think about work tomorrow. These hours are meaningless; they are empty and so are you. Tick fucking tock
Most of the pubs here are booking only and they’ll be booked with fair weather fucking football fans. Where the fuck were you for Turkey-Georgia? Absolute scum, sick of it.
Mad how Liam Williams moved to Ingle Gym, suddenly looked powerful, left Ingle gym and suddenly has 0 punch resistance. Really mad that. Makes u
#think
The See Christmas season off to a flyer. One visit cancelled as my cousin has been kicked out of the family home for robbing from his old man to buy coke again.
Be at my grandparent’s for this. Gunna make my 80 year old nan sit through the whole fucking thing as I explain the intricate nature of Bivol’s footwork 10 cans in
To be honest with you, probably the qualified doctor rather than the guy breathing in to hide his stomach whose own attempt at a diet gave him extreme diarrhoea
@Purple079546135
There is a significant portion of men who try to camouflage their predatory behaviour behind blanket progressive statements, hope this helps 🤙🏻
Volunteered to help with the fire drill at work today. Could hear folk saying during the operation “he might be THE top fire marshal of his generation”. 0 casualties recorded. I am some man.