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Mother Photographer Tottenham Hotspur & Celtic fan #COYS #JFT97 #Twitter92 Comedy & Football. Ask on the TL before sending a DM All views are my own

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Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
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Spurs Fans: I hope we don't end up with Potter or Rodgers Daniel Levy: 😭
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Spurs fans singing about Lee Dixon
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3 years ago today 🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 @LucasMoura7
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At the stadium, I got to chat with one of our Spurs deities, @AlasdairGold . He is a noble figure of godlike magnanimity, but doesn't know it. Stay humble Alasdair 😂
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Thank you @SpursOfficial for making sure that Jimmy Greaves is given a proper tribute by arranging for @Coytey to do the half time talk #COYS
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I've never known Poch to update his Insta stories so much. Top trolling 😁
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Pat Jennings looking on 😍🙌🏾
@Spurs_Academy
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COYS 🤍
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I'm heartbroken, @Pete2Boogie passed away this morning. Such a lovely man 💗🙏🏾🕊
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What’s your favourite Arsenal photo from this season?
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Well that was a wonderful Monday of football #CRYARS #MNF
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@MilanPosts Daniel has done it again 🤣
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Oh West Ham
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1 year
Put some respect on this man's name 👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@CoachesVoice
The Coaches' Voice
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Sheffield Wednesday become the first team in EFL playoff history to overcome a four-goal deficit. A Darren Moore masterclass. 🦉👏 #SWFC
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Up the Spurs #COYS
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@Arsenalnewschan
Arsenal News Channel
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Brighton midfielder Yves Bissouma 🇲🇱 is 'destined to play next season with Arsenal' 🙏🔴 [ @CmdotCom_En ] Let’s see what happens, after last year not holding out TOO much hope 😂 But he would be a good signing for us. 🔴
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I left the housework to sit in the Sun and have a cuppa Tea 😁🌞
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There can only be one name for the stadium
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I'm not going to the match today, I've been struggling mentally for a while, the last 2 home games have been a bit triggering for me. So I'll be spending the time at a meditation mindfulness class.
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@SpursOfficial But he's never injured
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What a way to end the season #COYS 🤍
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A lovely Spurs Bank Holiday with @Pete2Boogie and his lovely Mrs #COYS
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@TheSpursWatch His performances haven't been great. He needs to get his act together and step up.
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🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥 #COYS
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Do you own a Spurs shirt? You could be eligible to be the next Spurs gaffer.
@TeleFootball
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Tottenham set to seek Julian Nagelsmann talks – who once owned Spurs shirt ✍️ @Matt_Law_DT #TelegraphFootball #THFC
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Today is my son's 17th birthday. It's wonderful to be a mum, tough at times, but wonderful 💗
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I've just come back from a dog walk and saw a White Hart. Now that's a good omen for the beginning of a magnificent adventure! #COYS
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Another year older #COYS
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It's Matchday 🙌🏾 #COYS #THFC
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Spurs Twitter for me right now #COYS
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@AaronLennon12 I skipped queueing up for a tea just to see you. You looked so well, keep looking after yourself 🙏🏾🔥💗
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It's my day today #COYS
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Another journey around the sun and another year of using X (Twitter) to crack unfunny jokes, be ironic and just be myself. Thank you everyone for accepting my Jeniusness. Gawd bless all of ya 💗🫶🏽
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1 year
Yesterday morning, I had a cup of Coffee and a slice of Banoffo pie for breakfast 🤪
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First day back training in 6 weeks after major surgery.
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Not a good result today, but it's all good when you meet up with friends #COYS @MrCracknell
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I'm having the time of my life. My son is on holiday, I keep opening up the fridge and smiling, knowing that my food is still there.
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I'm heartbroken. This is me on the day that I visited HM The Queen, I had photographed a collection of items for her Diamond Jubilee. Today is a very sad day 💔🙏🏾🕊
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@ladbible A thumbs up for Carling? Are you serious? 😂
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A great night last night at @THSTOfficial Pub Quiz fundraiser. Well done to @LedleyKing and the winning team 🙌🏾
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Coming home from a win and cooking a Biryani and Parathas
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I signed the petition because it's not about if it works or not, it's about it sending a message to the Board. We need to work from all angles so that they see the magnitude of dissatisfaction. #COYS #THFC
@YidWazza
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Remove Daniel Levy from his role as Chairman - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange
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I went to do some late night shopping last night and stopped to say hi to @pokeefe1 who was DJing in Twickenham. He's an excellent DJ, very skillful, a proper floor filler 🧨💥🔥🙌🏾
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I've stopped using the term Poch. I refer to him as the Chelsea manager
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Nicked from FB. Raw but true.
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What's the new email address please? 😆
@LastWordOnSpurs
Last Word On Spurs
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🚨Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy has had to change his email address because his inbox was inundated with complaints from disgruntled Spurs fans. 👨🏻‍💻[ @SamiMokbel81_DM via @MailSport ] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM
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@jonnysun @sdouglas26 It's the handbag for me 😁
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I need a drink #ARSAVL
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The Bank Holiday Weekend is here 🤍🐕⚽️
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Good Morning 🌞 #COYS
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Ange being escorted out of Levy's office after asking for transfers he was promised #COYS #DeadlineDay
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2 years
You couldn't make it up. My deliveroo driver's name is Salah and he is rude! I'm full on Hala Madrid tonight.
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Well done City. But remember, West Ham are the real Champions of Europe #ChampionsLeague
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@SpursOfficial What about me? I didn't go, but I'm still recovering
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If Gobby's brain was made of Dynamite, he still couldn't blow his hat off.
@talkSPORT
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🔥 Gabby: “Zaha starts at Spurs! I’d have him over Kulusevski: Son, Kane & Zaha.” 🗣 Ray: “I would go Zaha as well! But you have to be more consistent at the top level.” @Ga11Agbon & Ray Parlour both believe Zaha starts over Kulusevski for #THFC 👀
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We've won a trophy !!!! #COYS
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U17 Premier League Cup champions! Well done, lads! 🤍
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Despite his injuries, I miss Lamela. He was a grafter and was always passionate about the club. Even now, he still can't stop talking about us.
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Up the Spurs! #COYS
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We've got nothing to lose in the NLD. We're still a work in progress. All the pressure & expectation to win is on them down the road. Having said that, Up the Spurs! #COYS
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At the Spurs BBQ, I ate 2 extra Large bits of chicken, a cheeseburger, Portobello mushrooms, Halloumi fries, 1 portion chips, Salad, 2 dollops of Ketchup and Mayo and 3 pints of Soda water. I've trained twice today 🤣
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I arrived at the stadium just in front of the South Londoners. Not a nice experience 😬
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@bankruptspurs My son can't believe Lamela is actually going 😢
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Tears running down my face #HarryKane #coys
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'It's a funny old game Saint'
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That Jack Clarke at Sunderland is wonderful. We should sign him
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@ErikLamela Thank you Erik, we'll miss you. Take care of yourself and your family 😊💗🙌🏾🔥🙏🏾
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Good Times 💗 #COYS
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GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!
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I went to see my mum yesterday, she has Dementia. When I was younger, on my way to school, I always thought it was good luck if I saw a Poppy. I saw one yesterday.
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Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. My father is at rest in a cemetery that is between Celtic football ground and a whisky distillery, so he's happy 💗🙏🏾🕊
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Good morning everyone 🌞🙌🏾 Lockdown affected me so much that I have not been able to leave home for work or anything else before 11am. This week has been the first week that I have woken up around 6am each morning and started my day 🙌🏾
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To end a wonderful day in Tottenham, I left my Tea flask behind at the Coach & Horses last season. They kept it for me. Gawd bless Tina 💗🙏🏾
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I don't care how legendary, iconic or super you are, if I see that you haven't got basic manners then you're an absolute Helmet in my eyes. The small stuff matters.
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I'm looking forward to Sunday. I know we've been inconsistent, but you just never know with us #COYS
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I love @ReshminTV . She's full on #COYS
@sibartman
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@Madders10 lad response 👌🎯
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The first time in ages that I've turned up early.
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🎼There's only one Aaron Lennon 🙌🏾🔥
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Oh Arsenal!
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Merry Christmas from Times Square. I'm currently looking for an Irish pub to get a Turkey dinner.
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Just finished training with my Gooner PT 🤣 #COYS
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The epitomy of the Spurs board is that they give the fans the impression that they know what they're doing, but at the end of each season, it just shows that they haven't got a flaming clue #COYS
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That was the first time in a few seasons where I've actually enjoyed the match. I felt relaxed, not tense and was able to sit back and observe the style of play.
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Just to remind you, I'm mainly on here for football and comedy. So don't get wound up by my Twitter persona. It's not me.
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I've bought some Chicken Oyster thighs and I'm making a Chicken Masala for my son 💗
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#ThrowbackThursday to the time I assisted Danny Rose #COYS
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Imagine having a Lamborghini and driving it like a Fiat Panda. That's what I think of Southgate with the England squad. I just don't have faith in him.
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😭😭😭
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De Zerbi looks like the kind of manager who would take the Spurs job just for the opportunity to uppercut Levy when he breaks a promise. That'll do for me!
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Thursday. Match ready. Waiting for Mason to call if he needs an impact sub
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Oh my word #NEWARS
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I can see it now, Poch heading down the aisle to marry Chelsea, just before he reaches the altar, Levy gets to the church doors and calls him back declaring his love
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@SpursOfficial Is that our midfield?
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