Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life
breakups are weird because you have to accept that someone you invested a lot of time in is not who you thought they were in your head and that they’re actually just some guy who is probably pretty mean and kinda shitty
When couples write those long captions and include “through all the ups and down” like just tell us who cheated! Spill the tea I want to know!!! Enough of this vague shit
when me and my ex broke up in highschool I gave him back the teddy bear he got me and he posted a video on his Instagram of him beating the shit out of it with pierce the veil playing in the back
this girl kept sending me unsolicited nudes and it made me so fucking uncomfortable and when i finally brought it up to our mutual friend i just got “shes just weird and crazy” like no it’s actually not okay!!!!!!!!!
having a boyfriend is so fun because he knows all these random little fun facts about stupid things he just spurts out. it’s like an amazon alexa that can also make you cum