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soup in the ring
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i know the girl who got rejected on her fashion surgical mask idea on shark tank in 2009 is mad as hell now
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he could move that boat i know he could
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Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life
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thinking about this luigi massoni vanity
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i was fighting for my life last night
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making him watch the 37 tiktoks I sent him
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on a date and he just drank the water they put down for him i’m sick to my stomach no way this man’s that cheap
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if james charles was that desperate for a relationship he should have just tweeted “who want me” nine times a day like the rest of us
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wtf
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my timeline rn
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no fucking way
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An unfortunate fun fact about my life is that my sister is dating my ex boyfriend
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babe i cleaned out your grinder for you and got rid of all that nasty green mold in the bottom 🥺
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some guy just cat called me then immediately rear ended the car in front of him LMFAOOOOOOOO
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I bet leaving your wife and kids feels good as fuck
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we’re at the gym
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girls who send unsolicited nudes are just as weird btw
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*at my surprise party* “soo you guys like have a groupchat without me??"
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men are either good at bowling or know how to eat pussy these are mutually exclusive
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put up our Christmas tree 🙈 🎄
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I need to drink Smirnoff in a kitchen that looks like this so I can heal my inner child
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I’m about to homewreck this girl she doesn’t appreciate him enough
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I need to act sexier and less weird
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i’m making fun of bread girl i would never go on a date
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i love watching hometown couples break up and get back together 300 times it’s like reality tv via instagram stories
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i’m a full grown adult and i still have no idea which temperature i need to put my car at to make the foggy windshield go away
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they could have found nemo in 30 minutes if they just gave dory an adderall
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skin transformation!!! all i did was let my bf nut on my face every night
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please
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why did i do a full face of makeup at 6 am every day before highschool and where did that will power go
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when I don’t wear mascara so I can rub my eyes
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i have no control over what i tweet it comes to me in visions and i am just as horrified as you are
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How it feels to text someone who has notifications silenced
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a story in two parts
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sex reveal 🥰❤️
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youre tryna tell me jesus died for this man?
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why can’t we hear cum sloshing around in the balls
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having a boyfriend is fun because you can be obnoxious all day and he won’t really say anything because he wants ass ate later
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A few years ago my boyfriend cheated on me on my birthday and his defense was “I didn’t even fucking know it was your birthday”
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this interaction is breaking my mind
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this is all from onlyfans from the past few hours. please spread
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breakups are weird because you have to accept that someone you invested a lot of time in is not who you thought they were in your head and that they’re actually just some guy who is probably pretty mean and kinda shitty
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Finally got a notebook for my manifestations ✨
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have i shown you guys my vintage cigarette holder
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I have a hot boyfriend. Not everyone can say that!
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Pissin clear or clearly pissin??
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i like my boyfriends forest tattoo because it feels like im camping everytime he fingers me
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midwestern emo
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it’s a toss up
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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Stop getting mad at me for this!!! I still let him hit he is not a victim 😭
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not now kitten daddy is looking up petfinder names
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@yung_caligula_ If only someone had warned her 🙃
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I got theee dress
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Direct deposit: $1400 Me at Chuck e. cheese: fetch me the rat
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you ever get fucked so good you get angry trying to figure out who taught them all that
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i’m one heartbreak away from turning into her
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i could not fix him and actually he made me worse
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money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me a volkswagen van
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this broke me
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this is the most annoying thing i’ve ever seen someone do
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We’re at the gym
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When couples write those long captions and include “through all the ups and down” like just tell us who cheated! Spill the tea I want to know!!! Enough of this vague shit
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*before sex* everything you say and do can and will be used against you in the girls groupchat
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when me and my ex broke up in highschool I gave him back the teddy bear he got me and he posted a video on his Instagram of him beating the shit out of it with pierce the veil playing in the back
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No fucking way did I just see someone getting their pussy ate in the pit I think we all need to have a talk
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just found out my boyfriend talked to other girls before me
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Nooo babe the sex was so good I hate the kind that makes me cum
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the red or the white for you sir?
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not to be dramatic but sometimes i feel like i did not deserve all the bad things that have happened to me
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this girl kept sending me unsolicited nudes and it made me so fucking uncomfortable and when i finally brought it up to our mutual friend i just got “shes just weird and crazy” like no it’s actually not okay!!!!!!!!!
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idk how you guys do that 9-5 shit
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it took me way too long to realize this meme was anti-vax
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making my dog watch sarah mclachlan ASPCA commercials so she knows how good she has it
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if i catch my kid doing bad shit i’m giving him a forest tattoo as punishment. whos the cool guy now loser
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dream blunt rotation
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the masculine urge to follow hot girls who won’t follow me back
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🚨🚨 outfit repeater🚨🚨
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if you give a mouse an adderall prescription
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My boyfriends ex is so hot I thought about him fumbling her and got the ick :/
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at Home Depot practicing being gay
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this is absolutely insane
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who can relate
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@kevinolearytv i have a business proposal for you dm
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having a boyfriend is so fun because he knows all these random little fun facts about stupid things he just spurts out. it’s like an amazon alexa that can also make you cum
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