Jason Sinclair @jlsinc Twitter profile

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

7 years

Why does everyone involved with Trump look like a scene-stealer in a Coen brothers movie?

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3 years

You used to what?

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7 years

You wait 300 years for the worst Prime Minister in British history then two turn up right after each other.

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5 years

Does... does he know he's quoting Satan?

Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA 🗽

@SteveBakerFRSA

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"I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent celestial virtues rising will appear more glorious and more dread than from no fall, and trust themselves to fear no second fate" #CPC19 #FreedomFizz Wish you were there.

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6 years

I'm not saying the Express have whitened Sajid Javid, however the Express have whitened Sajid Javid.

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3 years

Not sure who took it, but a joy-giving photo.

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4 years

All helicopters are sky helicopters

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4 years

Sky helicopter deployed

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2 years

It's a living.

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Jason Sinclair

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6 years

It was 84 degrees in New York yesterday and he dressed his son in a jumper and a tie. On holiday.

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6 years

Of course this country is going to turn against Brexit when the prospect of food shortages becomes clear. This country lost its shit when a Toblerone got smaller and called the police when KFC shut for a day.

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7 years

If an alien landed in London they'd think the Trivago woman runs things.

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Jason Sinclair

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8 years

The Observer's photo essay on internet trolls. I don't even...

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Jason Sinclair

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7 years

It's a good thing Owen Jones is a socialist, because he's getting publicly owned all over the place today.

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Jason Sinclair

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7 years

THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED REPEAT THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

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1 year

You've spent all day learning about me for NOTHING

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Jason Sinclair

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11 months

@tombomp @chakrabortty He did, in fact, learn a lot about Britain and its history.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

5 years

Corbyn outriders not understanding that it's not Jo Swinson or her voting record that's turning people into Lib Dems, it's them.

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Jason Sinclair

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6 years

Imagine the bollocking that Owen's just had.

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6 years

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT REVOKING ARTICLE 50 AND SECOND REFERENDUMS AND YOU'RE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT YOUR UNICORN BREXIT AND A GENERAL ELECTION YOU'D LOSE, YOU MAD TWAT

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Jason Sinclair

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3 years

Say what you like about the Telegraph, it knows its readership.

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4 years

"All those bombs you made, you can throw them in the bin, because you made them by cheating"

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3 years

@lukempawley @SkyKaveh He is, quite clearly, not better than that.

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10 months

Oh, really. Was the video not the most unhinged, deranged thing you've seen in your life?

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Jason Sinclair

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4 years

NRL putting cardboard cutouts of fans in the stand. Wait... who's that?

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Hugo Rifkind

@hugorifkind

4 months

Should you feel inclined, I wonder how much of a freak you'd have to be to fail to be selected as a Tory candidate right now.

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Jason Sinclair

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5 years

"Explain in one sentence how the last five years have ruined the Labour Party."

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6 years

"Why are there no right-wing comedians?"

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Jason Sinclair

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7 years

IDEA: Replace all monuments of Empire generals and viceroys with statues of Trivago woman.

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5 years

The only people who think the Corbyn interview went well are Aaron Bastani and Prince Andrew.

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1 year

Absolutely cracking up at this actual Tory London mayoral campaign poster.

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4 months

Richard Burgon rocking up to the reselection meeting.

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Jason Sinclair

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5 years

Bobby Gillespie put in an objection to Islington Council about his local pub opening until midnight on weekends, and that's all you need to know about Bobby Gillespie.

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Jason Sinclair

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7 years

I see Corbyn's keeping himself busy, unlike last year when HE WENT ON HOLIDAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BREXIT CAMPAIGN.

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2 years

@Nick_Pettigrew Also - and I will not let this go - nobody flips burgers at McDonald's because they have double-sided grills.

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6 years

Mini are owned by BMW, the power station by EDF, the Shard by the Qatari state, Fish & Chips are Jewish/Portuguese/Irish hybrid, the House of Commons is falling down, Aton Towers was found guilty of a "catastrophic failure to assess risk", & the Loch Ness monster doesn't exist.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

5 years

IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST

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Jason Sinclair

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2 years

10/10 thespiness in the Guardian's Derek Jacobi interview:

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

2 years

Seeing as you effectively doxxed your employeee, one google search shows that Katy was sent to a £20k/year school, so *perhaps* has access to wealth that many nurses don't.

Lee Anderson MP

@LeeAndersonMP_

2 years

Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank. Katy makes my point really well.

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4 years

Jacinda Ardern is New Zealand's prime minister because Andrew Little, the Labour Party's dead loss of a previous leader, stood down six weeks before a general election he recognised he had no chance of winning.

ashok kumar 🇵🇸🇱🇧

@broseph_stalin

4 years

This coulda been Jeremy Corbyn (but so much better) if the Labour Right hadn’t spent every waking second for 4.5 years scheming & undermining him from within (also obv we should defund they police)

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4 years

"Masterchef but with dog groomers. Call Sheridan Smith." #poochperfect

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5 years

Oh god, there's a new raft of Brexit Party candidates/Toast of London characters announced.

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Jason Sinclair

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2 years

What he's saying is *he* can't work from home, because he has no self-discipline, which is a bit of a hindrance in a Prime Minister.

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@afneil

2 years

Boris Johnson: Working from home doesn't work ‘In my experience you make a coffee, go to the fridge, hack off a piece of cheese and walk very slowly back to your computer,’ he says Read more here:

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2 years

Petition to make Dan Stevens the new political editor of the BBC.

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2 years

Dan Stevens calling Johnson an idiot on the One Show must've had producers squirming- we love to see it! #JohnsonOut

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5 years

It's never the West London metropolitan elite, despite that being where all the aristos and old money and actual elite live.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

8 years

You could genuinely change "Trump" to "Brexiteer" in every single instance here.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

5 years

On a day where Corbyn revealed to have minus 60 favourability rating, it's obviously the *deputy* leader who's wrecking Labour's chances.

Laura Kuenssberg

@bbclaurak

5 years

From Momentum source ‘We just can’t afford to go into an election with a deputy leader set on wrecking Labour’s chances. Labour members overwhelmingly want a deputy leadership election, but our outdated rulebook won’t let it happen.’

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Jason Sinclair

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11 months

Oh, Owen

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11 months

He’s lost it. He’s properly lost it.

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2 years

Never mind those "pictures of 70s footballers who looked 58" accounts, just put up a photo of Rooney when he was the world's oldest 16-year-old.

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10 months

Amazing stuff. "Peace and Justice" meeting a guy in a comedy IRA balaclava from a band called Kneecap to talk about Palestine. (At his son's hemp shop, just for that extra Corbyn touch)

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Jason Sinclair

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5 years

"Well, not right now."

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Jason Sinclair

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6 years

Pray for Peter Hitchens.

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Jason Sinclair

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4 years

Looks like Newsnight has a feature asking Labour politicians what they do for karaoke.

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Jason Sinclair

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3 years

@StephenCVGraham "I used to run past guide dogs trailing strings of sausages"

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3 years

By a distance, the internet's maddest thread.

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8 years

Sorry, what? Is this Buzzfeed complaining about creating content from other people's tweets?

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2 years

"Opinion"

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

2 years

So far this week: tax avoidance, possible US immigration fraud, paedophilia, paedophilia apologism, misleading parliament, breaking Covid regulations. It's just after lunch on Tuesday.

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@jamiesont

2 years

Tory scandal to replace the other Tory scandal in the news which replaced the other Tory scandal in the news… It’s still only Tuesday

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1 year

@WeveCaughtEmAll @PeterGleick You're proving his point, you vanity-tick nobody.

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6 months

UNLIKE YOU, I DON'T WORK IN RADIO OR PANTOMIME

Sharon Osbourne

@MrsSOsbourne

6 months

@AmandaHolden I am responding to your interview with the @DailyMailUK News of 12 April. I respect the fact that you feel the need to defend your good friend and employer, Simon Cowell, who is also your husband’s employer, or so I’ve read. However, a couple of your statements

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Jason Sinclair

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2 years

From the shortest-serving PM in history to the shortest serving PM in history.

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3 years

@fcampbellhowes All of Gaul is occupied. All? Not quite all. One small corner of indomitable etc.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

4 years

You can put together the whole catalogue of Ballard and Atwood and Philip K Dick and still not come up with anything as dystopian as this.

Mixmag

@Mixmag

4 years

Peak time at the drive-in rave in Germany

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4 years

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6 years

David Steel, working in a small parliamentary party with Jeremy Thorpe, Clement Freud and Cyril Smith, must have been the most unobservant man in the world. #newsnight

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Jason Sinclair

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4 years

Allison Pearson. Awful cunt. I'm sure, as grown-ups, Glaxo will give the middle finger to someone who went out of their way to doxx and bully their staff.

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4 years

They really do have absolutely no clue what they're doing.

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Jason Sinclair

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5 years

"He's not being obliviously led into making terrible decisions, he's making the terrible decisions himself" is not the iron defence that you think it is.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

2 years

Now with Stephen King, Margaret Atwood and Neil Gaiman in the mentions.

Chelsea Banning UPDATES ONLY🛡👑

@chelseabwrites

2 years

Only 2 people came to my author signing yesterday, so I was pretty bummed about it. Especially as 37 people responded "going" to the event. Kind of upset, honestly, and a little embarrassed.

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Jason Sinclair

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2 years

Reckon we should have another quick Brexit referendum while they're all tied up in the queue.

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Jason Sinclair

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6 years

REFUTE accusations that you're a cult by getting members to sign pledges of eternal loyalty to your leader.

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Jason Sinclair

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3 years

Look at Nonce Zelig here.

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2 years

Good opener from Radio Kent. "Good morning Liz. Are you ashamed of what you've done?" "You have to remember the situation we were in..." "And you've made it worse."

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

3 years

Older readers will not need the twist at the end to know this is about Cressida Dick, but worth repeating nonetheless.

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@simonjedge

3 years

For those of us who were in London in July 2005, the events of that month are unforgettable. But that was 17 years ago, and younger people may be completely unaware of them. In light of this week's political events, that awful time is worth revisiting.

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7 years

Well done to @keiththecamel for pointing out that Donald Trump with Kim Jong-un's hair is Louis Van Gaal.

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4 years

@McSpaffin @rufusjones1 Lucky koalas. This is how they weigh small birds.

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Jason Sinclair

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6 months

Just discovered Jonathan Gullis is only THIRTY FOUR.

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2 years

@tariqpanja At least Emi Martinez provided a more suitable and lasting photographic moment.

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Jason Sinclair

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2 years

Finally. Not sure why the investigation into these cartoonishly obvious money-laundering fronts hasn't happened years ago, and oh Westminster Council just went from Tory to Labour last month.

Oxford Street: Tax investigation into US-themed sweet shops

American-style sweet shops are investigated for allegedly failing to pay £7.9m in business rates.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Jason Sinclair

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6 years

Fucking hell, it's too easy.

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8 years

US Apprentice vs. UK Apprentice

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1 year

Jesus Christ, Robbie Savage, just shut the fuck up.

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5 years

The way Emma Barnett looks at Richard Burgon must be the way everyone looks at Richard Burgon.

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Jason Sinclair

@jlsinc

6 years

Good, early response from the Leader of the Opposition.

David Lammy

@DavidLammy

6 years

Theresa May repeats the hard eurosceptic spin that the referendum was a vote to leave the customs union. Nonsense. No specific form of Brexit was on the ballot paper and no-one voted for the no deal we're on track for. This is precisely why we need a #PeoplesVote .

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Jason Sinclair

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7 years

I know people often say "this is the worst Tweet ever", but this IS the worst Tweet ever: