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I’m just role playing on Twitter. This isn’t the real me.

Joined February 2011
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
We signed Højlund so I traveled to Denmark myself to do more research on him. My conclusion? 30 goals this season. 👍🏾
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@jk_Danso
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5 years
@NandiraJessy Small club mentality
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@jk_Danso
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4 years
@y_usraa The only thing blowing my mind is the fact that you’re talking about John Cena when he’s not even in the picture.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 months
All of a sudden you rate Sancho huh
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@4mxrioo
mario
7 months
Their clubs media throws their good players under the bus but supports their bums like Bruno, Rashford, Shaw etc. People see it, players are not stupid. The public see it too. They see how they treated CR7, they see how they treated Sancho, Casemiro, Alexis, Di Maria, Pogba,
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@jk_Danso
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7 years
@GuillemBalague Where’s the option for f*ck off?
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@jk_Danso
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9 months
This after a Luton 1 nil win is crazy
@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
9 months
I'm so serious, wait on us. Our nut tastes like Mango Juice. It'll come together.
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@jk_Danso
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4 years
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
9 months
I need this account to talk about United more.
@rajsinghchohan
Raj Chohan
9 months
Spending £56m on Mount (not a double pivot midfielder) then only having enough £ left to loan Amrabat to correct the error (double pivot midfielder but not good enough) speaks volumes of Ten Hag’s bad recruitment strategy. Full episode of @NoRatingsPod 👉
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
I promise if we hit the reset button on earth and erased all beauty standards we would still desire certain people over others.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
10 months
So I went to Szobo’s country.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
@BnsComps Arsenal really sold this guy and kept Willock and Iwobi
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
6 years
Boom🔥❤️
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
8 years
@SkyKaveh sexual harassment ?
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
This is the life you chose Thomas. We unfortunately have to agend.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Masters degree 📜 🎓✅. Bagged.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Imagine thinking anyone sings better than her.
@Intofurler
Dorin
4 years
@whotmaan Stream her music she’s number 8 most streamed artist on Spotify
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
For De Jongs mental sanity he better not come to United. Cos after 1 or 2 games if he’s not dropping 9/10s the media will cook him and the club.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
I lost respect for him after this moment tbh.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
Lol Shea Lacey is soo good.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
6 months
Jack Clarke is too good for the championship
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Yes
@IFTVofficial
Italian Football TV
3 years
Is Luis Muriel the most underrated striker in Serie A?
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@jk_Danso
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6 years
🌝
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
8 years
😂😂😂😂 I died @Slim_jnrr @_da_Y_3kar
@Arez365
Josh ✌🏾
8 years
😂😂😂😂
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
You the slowest I’m guessing
@GloTheofficial
GloRilla 🦍
1 year
Being da smartest person in da room is NOT a flex 💯
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Baller.
@RedReveal
RedReveal
4 years
Happy 17th Birthday, Zidane Iqbal! #MUFC #MUAcademy
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@jk_Danso
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5 years
Counters ball team bus.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 years
@SquawkaNews Successfully defended his thesis I guess?
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 months
@george_tier @shadadzai @Ic3Evaa Yes. It says that he’ll pick those who train properly. Why is hard for you to understand that shit trainers can’t get picked
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@jk_Danso
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3 years
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@jk_Danso
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1 year
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 months
Lol liar. I can spot a fake sneaker from afar.
@Hitz1039FM
Hitz 103.9 FM
7 months
I started wearing D&G in 1998; go and ask your grandfathers about Don Papa – Osebo the Fashionista responds to @_FIRE_STICK_ . #DaybreakHitz
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
It’s only because it’s the church. Let’s be honest here.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 years
@Ian_Ladyman_DM He’s the best English midfielder right now. Literally better than all the cms in the team atm.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
@KaranJatt @utdreportAcad Jeez guys. Relax. I’m just saying I don’t expect to see his hands on his waist during a football match and also when he loses possession a little effort is required to regain it.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
6 years
😂😂😂😂
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Maxime Lopez comes on and it’s different ball game. I hope this is redemption for his career.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
I remember when manutd were trying to sign a CM and Lemina’s name was linked. We couldn’t find his comps so man posted his own comps😂😂
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Satan hy3 skirt?
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
I’ve need black people to talk about other things. I beg! Let’s talk about tech, engineering, history…. Things that can make the world a better place
@BET_UK
BET UK 🇬🇧
1 year
🚨A BRAND NEW episode of #DatingBlackS2 is upon us! Ep 5 is available to WATCH NOW📺 Dating exclusively vs being in an official relationship..Hmm a stick👆🏾,the ladies share their feelings on the difference between being exclusive and being locked in🔐.
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@jk_Danso
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3 years
@OGFields72 @gngchar @KourtneyAnnK The first thing that came to mind
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
Very underrated series
@ParamountPlusCA
Paramount+ Canada
1 year
The newcomers have arrived. Let's hope they brought their sleeping bags...Season 2 of #FROM is now streaming on #ParamountPlusCA
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@jk_Danso
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5 years
Walk with this.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
Hey Birthday dear ❤️❤️. Aging is easy😂😘.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Class 4 vs Class 5
So this is how they were pressing back in the Cruyff era of football 🥴🥴🥴. Massive asterisk next to his name.
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@jk_Danso
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6 years
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@jk_Danso
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6 years
Mi fri Ghana 🇬🇭
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4 years
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@jk_Danso
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6 years
The past month has been some way. I need God.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
I was teasing @la_vir_xx and poured African fun in her hair. She went report me to Mr. Essel. The rest is history. @Slim_jnrr
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
@GKUnion La Carrington keeps producing.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
After the subs things were fine. Kofi Kyereh and Owusu recycled possession really well.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 years
@DeadlineDayLive @FCBarcelona I wouldn’t even sign him for a pound.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
Dylan Levitt dropped a MOTM on the same pitch as lewandowski even though his team lost. 🤔 buy your stocks now.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
Chale Donny and Ronaldo means we’re playing with 9. Eriksen too dey try fool.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
He’s English. It’s an English thing. Listen to the pundits even.
@PremLeaguePanel
Premier League Panel
1 year
Hmmm Howe seems obsessed with dynamic box-to-box midfield profiles
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
There’s a reason why it’s called GOAT
@Tspiceskitchen
Tspices Kitchen
1 year
Goatmeat or Turkey? 🙂
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@jk_Danso
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4 years
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@jk_Danso
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4 years
The thirst is real.
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@jk_Danso
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1 year
Uncomfortable conversations.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
8 years
Ah?
@JOEY3STACKS
ً joey
8 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
Tactically flexible. Can easily adapt to any situation. Master if shutting down the opposition. Goat manager.
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@jk_Danso
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1 year
@pobee___ E still Dey vex you?
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Got the early morning jog in. I break them all dema waist this morning. 😂
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
@footballqueeen Please add Dylan Levitt who might actually be the best midfielder from the youth teams rn.
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4 years
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
That Quansah kid for the Liverpool bench is a good center back. Stood out for Lfc in that U18 Fa cup tie vs United last season.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
i know a guy that can unlock a low block. His name is mesut something something....
@footballdaily
Football Daily
4 years
🗣 "It is difficult when you are facing a team that is constantly defending really low & are wasting time" Mikel Arteta when asked whether Arsenal created enough chances to score
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
7 months
Newcastle taking soo much Wood this afternoon
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Here we go!! 🛑🛑
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Spend October in Augusco and see.
@jeffwellz
Weffrey Jellington
3 years
“Religious beliefs can’t be exhibited in schools – NAGRAT to Rastafarians, GES” This is the funniest thing I’ve read today because DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SENIOR HIGH SCHOOLS IN GHANA? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
9 months
Any version of Sane >>>. Not even close. Like at allllllll
@footyStans
Footy Stan's Podcast
9 months
Young Sane Vs Martinelli now Better flying winger ??
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
11 months
@iMiaSanMia @Plettigoal I don’t think people understand how unstoppable Bayern is going to become with this signing
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
It’s crazy that most men plan their lives around how their family will survive too. It’s really crazy. Everyone should fend for themselves. 🫠
@TheGeniee_
Ginj
2 years
The way older Nigerian women plan their whole day and even lives around what their fully grown adult male husbands will eat is just so maddening to me. Big, big women with very busy lives. Mad
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@jk_Danso
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5 years
Texting one person on chaw platforms at the same time >>
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
Honestly. E be God.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
The fact that earth is still intact after everything I’ve seen here goes to show how goated sodom and Gomorrah was.
@Less_HumbleTeej
Still Knigga.
3 years
This is a safe space Tell us about a sexual situation you found yourself in where you realized somebody’s freak level was too high for you
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@jk_Danso
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4 years
Bro this guy is the best player in west hams history. No cap.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
This is the comp. 😂
@LeminaM_13
Mario Lemina
5 years
I KNOW WHAT I CAN REACH AND I WILL FIGHT FOR IT ⚡️⚡️ #TonicLikeLeminade
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
8 months
• Manutd won. •Chelsea lost. • City and Lpool drop points •Mainoo debut •Garnacho wonder goal. •Angel and Spurs L. I’m feeling great.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Someone lied to me in primary school that they had one of these 👍🏾. Wherever you are, Shame on you!
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
@utdreportAcad Very skillful left footed kid. But had to improve on work rate.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
Really excited about this kid. In the next 3 years he should be in the u23
@RichieKimbumina
RK10DekuRichie
2 years
Shea Lacey is only 14 years old but my word he's way too good to expect to hear his name in a few years
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
6 months
Havertz vs Van Dijk today
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
1 year
I would like to see a Rudiger Bailly combo. In all honesty it’ll be sooo hard to score against them. The antics alone will tire the opposing attackers.
@starboyorlando_
Orlando 🎈🙈
1 year
Oh Rudiger please 😂🙏🙏
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
6 years
Today is my baby’s birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
You don’t speak for me.
@MU_ST
M.U.S.T
2 years
OPEN LETTER TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS FOR MANCHESTER UNITED
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Lmaoo I’m not sure it’s about the Rasta. Wey dance moves this?
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Since I start Dey watch ball, no keeper better pass this guy.
@roynaIdo
Roy¹³
3 years
Manuel Neuer - The Wall
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
This picture has absolutely nothing to do with that caption. This is an execution in the Philippines. Manila to be precise in 1899. This is an original picture. Not cropped.
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@Africa_Archives
Africa Archives ™
3 years
A white colonizer killing an African woman. Africans were killed when they failed to accomplish a given task.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Sam Johnston and Deano are both products of La Carrington.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
Very classy of you to play the “black woman” victim card
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
4 years
Honestly. This one point. What Southampton dey take do
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
8 months
Sane is like a player you create on FIFA and just give 99 to every attribute.
@DataMB_
DataMB
8 months
📊 Leroy Sané vs Bukayo Saka (2023/24) Compare more players 👉
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
@la_vir_xx Wo ho twa wate!!!!
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
5 years
@LFCComps I love how he actually wants the ball.
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
2 years
“Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine”. - Ludwig van Beethoven
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@jk_Danso
Kojo
3 years
This is beautiful. Do you have a website or blog where we can learn about past Ghanaian footballers and Ghana football history?
@SaddickAdams
Saddick Adams
3 years
Egyptian club Zamalek @ZSCOfficial is 111 today. In 2016, an old Egyptian cab driver and Zamalek fan drove me from the Cairo Airport to Alex train station for free after asking if I knew Emmanuel Quarshie. When I told him how Quarshie died, he was teary throughout the journey.
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