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2 years

@Yeezy_Prints They're not eyeing him cuz he's black, they're eyeing him cuz he looks ridiculous doing tacticool weapons changes in the lane. Most ranges don't allow you to draw from a holster and fire.

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@TwonXBT Buy a brand new Audi R8 for $190k. Same V10 as the Lambo but carries the 4 year 50k mile warranty of an Audi.

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@JillKrajewski I am absolutely tone deaf but after watching this guy even I picked up on the repetitive-Ness

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im able to instantly detect if jack antonoff worked on a song due to a visceral hatred of his production style

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@charliekirk11 Night and day compared to the cowards in Uvalde.

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@tolstoybb @jgreco Calories in alcohol are metabolized by the liver as it can't be stored as fat. Only the carbs count - 4g per glass, give or take - so only around 16 actual calories per glass.

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@stoolpresidente @NjTank99 He's a company man.. budgeting like it's his own money - he should be applaudedA

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@cosmicdejavu @JackPosobiec carrying without a valid ccw, lying to a police officer, obstruction of justice (lying about not having a gun), and possible attempted murder. he's shook.

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@BoxingKingdom14 I'm not saying they're going to win, but they certainly aren't going to make this easy for Russia. God Bless the hard motherfuckers in Ukraine who aren't backing down!

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@ClownWorld_ That staircase should get an award.

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@dynasty2059 @JMB_NL @NicholasDanfort @S0N1Czzz "Comrade, we have programmed our warheads to target these 'Dairy Queen' outposts that seem to represent some sort of American royalty."

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@lcmichaelides Tldr: I run a company but had no idea what financial risk management was. The end.

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2 years

@AlexLuck9 This guy was a vehicle maintenance guy in the US military and has several great threads about how poorly maintained all these Russian vehicles are:

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This is a thread that will explain the implied poor Russian Army truck maintenance practices based on this photo of a Pantsir-S1 wheeled gun-missile system's right rear pair of tires below & the operational implications during the Ukrainian mud season.🧵 1/

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@JonGree10628880 @AMAZlNGNATURE Not even that.. gators can't turn. Walk briskly in a square pattern for 20 minutes and you're golden.

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@netcapgirl keep telling yourself that as you buy a dog for companionship 😂

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@mademe__smile Nobody ever gonna love you in life like your moms! 😂😂

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@enzothebaker123 @VanessaChaseOG Nothing like the way a fat chick cleans you off like a soft serve cone. Skinny girls don't know nothing about that.

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@TotalProSports Type 1 diabetic too, impressive.

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@Simonporter89 @AltHistCody Seriously. Satan was jealous of the level of evil this crew concocted.

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@icebergs1mpson A tight box will get you a huge house

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2 years

@aymanalabdul I think the lesson is dump as much of your stock at the IPO as possible if you're the founder of a tech company.

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1 year

@bornagainsteph @AJA_Cortes nobody is doubting that you can turn to Christ for redemption and turn your life around. it's just still not a good idea for a guy to marry someone with a background in porn. doesn't make you a bad person.

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@Odin_isHere @ZackBornstein Uh, there was nothing relating to Jan 6th so now the FBI claims they were looking for documents related to nuclear weapons and this guy is making the very long leap of Trump selling info to the Saudis about our nuclear arsenal. Typical ex Jimmy Kimmel writer stuff..

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@anothercohen @ATLIHS In your dad's defense, we all thought Cumrocket would have a much bigger run.

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@Zvbear They're right, you know? Women shouldn't be able to vote.

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2 years

@PauloMacro So when the market turbo nukes in the next 6 months I'm going all in on $1 Solana and waiting for a QE waterfall that will make the Covid rescue look like a drizzle?

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@Osinttechnical Looks like the TV station map from Modern Warfare

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2 years

@AmericaUnwoke Well the good news for "him" is that there is no experience more central to being a man than getting rejected by women. Welcome to the team! 😂

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@ag_trader what i always tell the gold bugs - why would anyone want a currency backed by a pet rock when you could have one backed by a B2 stealth bomber?! 😂

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2 years

@ZekeJMiller Should probably have worded this differently to not say 'US closing airspace to Russian planes over Ukraine'

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@Equalizer11515 @WomenPostingLs Forget that.. dudes are putting effort into MARRYING these chicks. Guarantee she's told her bf she's been with "a couple" guys in her past.

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@Zvbear we need to know what this bunny looks like so we can determine if her attitude is acceptable.

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1 year

@rileycollins__ Alcohol is metabolized by the liver and cannot be stored as fat. Only the carbs and protein here count so you're looking at about 320 calories total.

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@ElijahSchaffer Need a clean surface on which to consume 6,000 calories of mostly saturated fat!

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@Zvbear World is a much better place with Von dead.

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@DeIudedShaniqwa I'm torn. On the one hand this would be a good shoot even if she did intend to draw her gun... on the other hand her confusion illustrates again why women shouldn't be cops because they get so flustered under pressure.

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@Jerrythekid21 @mrkevinconnolly Ari never liked E for a reason. Pizza boy.

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@neon_nightlight @Slatzism Why attempt to escape for freedom if not for a white woman? 😂

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@TheOldNarrator @Easy_AG_NBA @barstoolsports @TheRealOJ32 I'm also a comfortable size 14 shoe but I can squeeze into some 10s if someone needs to be shanked 😂

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@DegenCPA22 @Factoid80 Oh wow. Can I get her @ just so I know to avoid her?

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2 years

@benshapiro That 28 seconds was all I needed to let me know it won't be worth watching..

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@CaptainCons You're not ugly, you're just not rich and famous.

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@TipOfTheBanana @mrexits Nah.. essentially Jobs extorted him for $50 million by threatening to remove their ads from the Apple platform. I gotta imagine this guy didn't shed a tear when he died.

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@ClownWorld_ Yea I'm sure he would have been better in a group home. 🙄

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3 years

@JackPosobiec can we talk about how before the lunch break the judge mentioned he needed to move his haircut appt?! 😂 God Bless Sconnies

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2 years

@FightHaven Bro got folded like a crunch wrap supreme! 😂

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@Indian_Bronson I want my ATCs being full on autists who smell colors and can almost telepathically sense the plane's location.

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@dougboneparth It's abstract in that you can't tell for sure if it's a turd or a giant penis.

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@MrAndyNgo Nancy and Paul trying to generate some midterm election sympathy...

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@Sash_or_Chicane @TCAZ1776 @lporiginalg Right? I like how these loser dudes immediately call any man with self respect "Elliot Rodger energy". Smh.

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@Mayhem4Markets Can you believe companies used to give retiring employees gold watches to go along with their guaranteed pensions? Today you get canned for turning 60 and are a Walmart greeter a week later so you don't have to eat dog food.

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@MrPapaJack @charliekirk11 nope. this should absolutely be shown - heroism on full display.

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@BWWings @michaelbeck That's not free now, is it?

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@egoteprovoco99 @DaveLeeFT @elonmusk @vijaya News for ya - Tesla buyers don't cross shop Kias. You are definitely not in the income bracket :)

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@stoolpresidente Prez's piece just standing there awkwardly 😂

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@xbtGBH do you really think nina agdal's promiscuity is not in line with every other moderately attractive female in 2023? newsflash: they're ALL like this today.

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@TheFlesh_Kiwi @whatever If you really think she didn't fcuk I have some beachfront property in Kansas to sell you!

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@Zvbear Idk, she looks like she was already through a lot of peckers at 23 😂

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@nypost COLOR me shocked at what the perp looks like!!!!!

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@ken_Kenobi1 @AmericanaEthos Stg I've always thought this was Brad Pitt. Now I'm curious why Brad is driving a 2001 champagne Civic..

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@MostlyPeacefull @JoJoFromJerz I'd be very upset if the girl on the right showed up to the date I planned with the profile pic on the left.

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@worldonalert "That's not that graphic, just some smoking debris laying in the - oh..." - me, watching the first 5 seconds of this..

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@meme128gb @Zvbear AI is hornier than my wildest dreams ever were at 13

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@lil_hat_slayer @churrascooooo Cuz she's easy. The no loose woman is gonna be the mother of my children. 😂

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@PeterSchiff @J_xcrypto We wouldn't need an army if the voting age was 28? How'd you make that leap?

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@Witwickee @Zvbear Yea man I stay in these streets.

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@Zvbear whole team smashed and he ain't even know

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@DonnieDoesWorld Donnie's onlyfans massage parlor?

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@Zvbear

Jay-Z - Bitches & Sisters. (prod. by Just Blaze)

The Blueprint²: The Curse.

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@BenHart_Freedom @u_2399 @elonmusk It's unfortunate she seems to have an axe to grind. Also this response video is odd how she implies you should have just taken the hit from that first video... like what?

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@CDCgov "It's not myocarditis, it's a spicy heart."

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@400_kay @EudaimoniaEsq With a guaranteed pension to boot.

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@lporiginalg This gives me hope for the future of our country.

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@anchor_protocol Does the money we bridge go straight to Do Kwon's pocket also?

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@Heelmike cough loser cough

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@ClownWorld_ trash people doing trash things.

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@AverageSteveS @iamyesyouareno This is interesting because as an independent contractor doesn't a driver have control over what rides or "contracts" they accept? No different than being a plumber and only taking calls to certain areas.

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@SocioFact0rsMuh Oof. Chicks will throw their lives away for the BBC. A cute girl like that could have easily found a dependable guy with a solid career and stability if she had an ounce of virtue.

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@kevin_langdon72 @UltraDane Sue them for what? You think his guardians own any assets worth the cost of a lawsuit? I don't need a Nissan Altima hooptie.

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@OnlyFansPostinL damn this girl is doomed with a mother like that

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@Zvbear This gonna bring out the "we wuz kangs" folk and I'm all for it 😂

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For everyone wondering what all the chatter from @omchainio is about:

Digital Authenticator | Omchain

docs.omchain.io

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@Remarks logan paul puts out videos of him hanging with porn starts while gambling online, encouraging kids to take money from their parents and use on his web casino

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@zerohedge SCOTUS does not take kindly to their rulings being mocked in this way. I expect a swift rebuke from the bench.

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@WatcherGuru So much for all those exchanges listing Do Kwon's new bullshit V2 - I'm assuming they won't have as much good will now towards him😂

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@emfspaghetti @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Are you kidding? Wife this chick in a heart beat. If my chick ain't gonna kick a girl in the face then smash a door on her, I don't want her.

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@alitlstrawberry There are many things that didn't happen, but this didn't happen the most.

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@zerohedge it is cathartic to watch the chart go up and down with each adjective he uses 😂

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@jonfavs Uhh the problem wasn't charging him, it was the unheard of way in which it was conducted which culminated in asinine jury instructions that essentially said you can still convict even if the evidence doesn't point to it. Do better.

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@bbreadmanW damn. better be careful before bread solo quads your mom, sister, wife, and daughter next 😂

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@TipOfTheBanana @mrexits This isn't true. If you have an agreed upon deal signed off by both boards it's ridiculous to blow it up without a real reason.

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@MichaelGoodwell @ParikPatelCFA Tell me you learned everything you know about math and investing from WSB without telling me you learned everything you know about math and investing from WSB.

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@OnlyfansisOP @stillgray Still wearing his unit bomber jacket from desert storm. Makes me feel safe as can be.

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@WomenPostingLs

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@Ignobleideas @thechosenberg This. More than a few of the people you know who got married in their 20s will be divorcing by their mid 30s. I figure I just avoided my first divorce by not getting married 😂

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@AnechoicMedia_ @whstancil

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@BenBernatz @MarkHertling @CNN Long enough for the upper echelon of Russian oligarchs to agree to remove Putin from power. He had to herd in banking and business leaders today to tell them it's not a problem the Russian stock market is down 40% and the Ruble 10%.

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@robredotruthe @lcmichaelides Yea - and if she was an equal earner to her husband I assume they both made in the 350k range. This chick can get fucked with the rest of em! 😂

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@CensoredMen Wild any of these people make 6 figs. I take solace in knowing the shelf life is a few years before they're baristas.

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@sibl3ywbrn Is she reducing her worth as a woman to being a sex object for a man? Can they make up their minds?

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@zerohedge Uh isn't growth 1.5% now? 😂

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