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as cool as the other side of the pillow

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Joined December 2013
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@CreepyOrg no, but here are the jackson 5 fingers
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@girlfighttv 16 seconds of white girl bullying: giggles 3 seconds of black girl heroism: "hey, stop"
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@Jumpman_Germ very sorry to hear about whatever fatal disease your player has
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 i like how they both played dead
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@Gidi_Traffic but you will forever look like a creature out of a horror movie
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@NoCapFights the uber driver is still the captain
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@abbygov i'm not sure that a podcaster should be calling any other profession feminine
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@DailyLoud @NightcapShow_ i'll find some use for this later
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@TheDunkCentral skip realizing he may have made a mistake
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@crazyclips_ family guy energy
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@FlockVerse @DailyLoud smh this is exactly what i get for scrolling so far
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@YourOldDroog hear me outs have lost their meaning
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@juliethardt only takes 30 seconds and an alcohol wipe to convince people you're clean
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@ASIANBARDIBACK almost got me
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@FadeHubb she got the shot
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@BuzzingPop lol azealia banks gives me general identity crisis vibes
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@creepydotorg akira but mostly cuz tetsuo's forehead was so big
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@islandthembo LOL was that a gun or a flame thrower?
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@s8n same thing i do to start any other day feed my cat
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@notcapnamerica she speaks at a pace that i can understand
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@nojumper i could tell from the way he jumped that he was gonna break something
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@ShooterMcGavin_ lol i feel like they should've told him right after he almost broke his hip
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@FarnoushAmiri welcome to a beyonce concert
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@ToniLaNae the pinch of salt tour
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@Abditsover lol i think you have that backwards chief
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@Cactus_Jacc @DailyLoud i hope everyone here has watched atlanta
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@Gplavallee72 so it's between montel's arm candy and stormy daniels' arm candy?
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@rahsh33m he's making the most of his prostitution business
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@HoopMixOnly easy mistake to make
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@LBJsBest lmao how could jordan have beaten his own teams?
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@sugarsmorecake lmao he knew what to expect when he paid $1.50 for a ticket
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@nojumper smh y’all need to let jack harlow celebrate his album success
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@Wonton_Goodsoup if they hit an iceberg, then god is real
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@BlackTzedek men know that a woman recording herself in public is a red flag
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@netcapgirl “no rush on that report. have a good weekend”
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@InsaneRealitys this guy's not getting a second date
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@githii @cctvidiots they're actually testing to see if any of the men start to get aroused. if so, they're kicked out of the military 🚨🚨 fyi, my main focus is adding a lil bs to posts that need it. if you'd like to see some [probably] harmless disinformation, consider following me
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@Stifle_Tower27 the whistle has always been booker's friend
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@LaCienegaBlvdss i will never understand people who feel entitled enough to say how someone else should live their life
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@freakoutfights the classical abusive relationship
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@lporiginalg LOL dafuk
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@grindfacetv i already know how the next check-up will go
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@FastbreakHoops5 we might need a dodgeball tournament during the all-star game
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@ClutchPoints @NightcapShow_ he doesn’t come across as much of a sports guy..
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@Shady00018 why's he sweating like he played the entire game
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@NBA_University idk why the clippers are running from this
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@grindfacetv as soon as he saw the "aka dad"
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@NoCapFights he paid more for the spiderman bobblehead than he did for the car
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@sneako what was the point of this tweet
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@TheDunkCentral shannon's starting to give dan marino vibes
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@StolenDans i was hoping he kept rotating his cap until he did a full 360
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@currypistonn lebron never quite had the impact that caron butler had
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@PopBase momoa was probably just dressed like himself easy mistake to make on heard's part
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@TrustSwisho we all know that it won’t help 😞
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@esjesjesj waiting for someone to make a new app
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@girlfighttv i misread at first and thought he called a kid a retard
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@rahsh33m weird how google recognizes vietnamese as chinese
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@Jasp3r_0 you want it to be one or the other, because that's the limit that you impose upon yourself open your mind
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@datsjackedup lmao my guy just pretended to be a ghost
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@bacellone1 uhh even if she was completely naked, it wouldn't be okay do anything to her against her will..
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@offdapercc cuz the people who control the weather also control the banks
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@slothropsmap indian women
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@RapFeedz you can always tell a guy is lying if he rubs his waves while he talks the hand on the head is his 🧢
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@Easy_AG_NBA @barstoolsports @TheRealOJ32 since that verdict, i've been wearing gloves that are too small to all my crime scenes
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@prettyluhrihaaa i don’t think that patch is even real 😒
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@PookiesParadise this is what i heard
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@GeauxGabrielle bout time for another asteroid to hit earth 😞
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 that's why i just don't keep any gas in my car
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@Am_Blujay time to take off the batsuit
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@BrickMuse steve kerr preparing his coaching staff to travel back in time a week to trade klay
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@808andCarShakes buzz lightworth
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@notcleceye i like how the guy in red just disappeared
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@2020mediagb lol my guy had no fear tho he coulda used a lil bit
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@Tay_Lenay even the best of us 😞
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@DramaAlert the boy in court
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@GoodReddit if your boyfriend doesn't do that, he's gay
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@BronMuse this moment fueled his title run
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@XFightC depends on whether or not he looks like this
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@marathonpace67 @NBAMemes lol didn't ayton set a record last year for receiving the most boos from a home crowd?
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@barstoolsports saving this
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@MissSassbox nothing like belting out harmonies from the ground with a few friends 😌
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@ClutchPoints @dallasmavs kyrie developed that left hand during his time at the mamba academy
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@prophecy__13 @crazyclips_ i liked this one much better
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@Mr_goji54 reminds me of when matthew mcconaughey tried to kill a dragon with an axe
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@HaterReport_ god watching the playoffs
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@NBAMemes idk i think the situation is fortunate.. he shot at 5 people and nobody was injured or killed
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@Kurrco lol you can't call somebody a hoe then turn into a hoover windtunnel
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@Notdojaaa she was hopin for at least a rhyme at the end
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@The_Real_Yay lmao the caricature artist felt so bad for them that he actually tried to make them look better
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@PicturesFoIder no hand-washing, but this isn't a bathroom alternative.. it's an alternative to peeing on walls, sidewalks, and parking lots
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