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Eddie MF'n Spaghetti

@emfspaghetti

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Unrelentingly distracting people from the important things in life.

Spaghettiville, USA
Joined May 2016
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@barstoolsports I’d like to Dua Lipa
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@StephenKing Speaking of creepy… I’m still singing the baby shark song since you mentioned it a few days ago. Thank you 👍🏻
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@AB84 Looks like there’s only guys there 👀
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Why not donate profits to the people of Maui instead?
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@LauraLoomer He’s busy running the country
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@SugaSeanMMA At 5’2 he’d have a straight shot right at your bean bag champ
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@barstoolsports Holy crap! My mom just saw this and I can't figure out how to delete it...
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@MarkHamill He’s back!
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@DonaldJTrumpJr What’s really going on
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@MarkHamill The mug shot he wanted you to see
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@barstoolsports I’m not gonna tell you again! It’s not poop!
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@DonaldJTrumpJr I’m sure 45 can swing his legal fees
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@ElrodSSPN @spectatorindex Hope it doesn’t hit your wife when it gets there
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@rickygervais Or large teeth syndrome. One of those 2
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@UberFacts Rhode Island. They’re a bunch of liars. It’s not even an island!
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@NoContextHumans That was quick
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@MarkHamill March fourth and convict him!
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@seungminkim Holy crap! That took longer than I thought it would
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@stillgray The one on the left isn’t real
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@BarackObama Working like a dog to put the American dream within reach
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@RonFilipkowski He was never real
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@barstoolsports Update: Moments later Juice pooped on the sidelines. He is no longer a good boy
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@rawsalerts Holy crap! At least they used the sirens this time
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@AngelaBelcamino C. The one that looks like Beetlejuice
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@spectatorindex Trump also pre-reported his penis size to ‘speed up the process’
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Imagine if you will that children love clowns
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@stoolpresidente I did the math too and came up with something completely different
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@stoolpresidente That shirt is horrible
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@SugaSeanMMA I’d rather look like a Cheeto
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@AngelaBelcamino @stclairashley all the guys hit on Ashley
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@spectatorindex Holy crap! What took so long?
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@RepMTG I’m so proud of this
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@barstoolsports The fans are always right!
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@StephenKing Marjorie Taylor Gargoyle
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Is it me or is Trump really Biff from Back to the Future?
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@DramaAlert Now just need to get the other one removed
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@SarahKSilverman Your gonna be evicted in about 30 seconds
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@SugaSeanMMA Feel free to reach out if I can provide anymore professional analysis or comedic relief
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@RonFilipkowski P01135809.2 is not gonna like that statement
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Will PO1135809.2 be joining you?
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@RonFilipkowski Probably thinks they're there to buy t-shirts
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@stillgray Sold a lot of t-shirts
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@stillgray Something nice about Klaus Schwab.
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@SugaSeanMMA Hey Gervante… stay in jail at all costs
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@stoolpresidente It’s Nate… fire him
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@MarkHamill And there’s no one else in the photo… he’s Solo
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@SugaSeanMMA @dillondanis Happened after hurricane Nina slept the area
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@DramaAlert Who and who?
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@StephenKing Meanwhile in Mar-a-lago… smelling like popcorn
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@rawsalerts Remember when a Big Mac used to cost less than $10?
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@MarkHamill It’s Han!
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@UberFacts I want a refund for my vacation
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@POTUS Here’s proof
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@Breaking911 Thanks Joe!
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Also a disgrace
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@rawsalerts For the last time! It wasn’t poop!
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@rawsalerts Here’s proof
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@stillgray That’s bananas 🍌
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@ABC You do know they using the barrier as a bridge right? Get rid of the barrier and stock it with piranha's. Your welcome
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@TweetsOfCats What does my car have to do with this?
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@JohnCleese @stephenfry And now for something completely different
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@RonFilipkowski So proud of this
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@RonFilipkowski Meanwhile at Mar-a-lago
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@AB84 @realmybookie He got his phone back!
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@POTUS That’s not the prime minister… it’s the butler
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@spectatorindex I didn’t hear about that
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Ok, who put my slippers in the pool?
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@LauraLoomer It gets better…
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@rawsalerts It was 7 of 8… Christie came in late after seeing everyone else raise their hand
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@spectatorindex Neither one is real
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@rawsalerts Official paperwork is out
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@AB84 Tom Brady stole it
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@KamalaHarris Maybe ask the Ukrainian government?
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@Breaking911 Thanks Joe! Snuck this reply in while on my break
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@spectatorindex If not, they will be putin a plane and “removed” from the country
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@JennaEllisEsq @dbongino Love his new book!
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@crockpics Is that Tyrion Lannister?
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@Breaking911 These people should be locked up
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@AB84 Finish what you started
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@barstoolsports Now she won't let me close my bedroom door cause she thinks I'm watching this and playing with my tic tac
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@StephenKing Holy crap! It’s true!
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Send the profits to Maui
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@Breaking911 If you mean change for worse then yes, congratulations! You did it!
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@barstoolsports Probably just didn’t understand what they were saying 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@rawsalerts Holy crap! He went right over people!
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@stillgray So smashing coconuts 🥥 on the ground is a religious thing?
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@StephenKing Holy crap! My idol just reposted my tweet! You made my day sir
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