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@jessiechrxst

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🧸 i am a writer and a poet and nothing else

Illinois, USA
Joined May 2010
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i understand clubchalamet. not the timothee chalamet part but the intense psychosexual dysfunction part.
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@stargayzes Imagine fumbling the bag this hard… wouldnt hand that info out if u paid me
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Grimes hacking Azealia Banks
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this tweet more relevant than ever with this wack sza controversy ….
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Wish Camille paglia could log into this zoom lecture to tell my teacher she’s being a dumb bitch
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@alex_orlov_ Whose saying this is unrealistic writing ive had this exact fight like five times with my dad in the last week alone
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me 20 minutes from now after i clock in for work
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@laylology Ive been SAYINGGGGG!!! Pacific eats up atlantic any day of the week shes just that girl
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10 months
Resurrecting my dirty mirror american apparel indie sleaze era in order to justify not doing my laundry
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@hflilas people on twitter love to pretend like they understand with perfect clarity the intricacies of a family's life and being. this is charlotte's story if she chooses to tell it. interpreting it without her consent is so annoying, you WERE NOT in the room. you simply don't know.
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@tonedandthin @phantanitas All that money and the dress looks like its from shein …. Oof
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I found more pics of aoc at the detention center you guys
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Nothing in this world that hits quite like Isabelle huppert wearing a bonnet full of flowers
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11 months
Local library has all of the succession scripts but no tolstoy
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yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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@miz_irritating ngl shes kind of cheering me up…..book metaphor got me a lil teary eyed
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7 months
throwback to when i was 11/12 and forced my family to go to hooters with me. u can see the disgust on my evil austrian orthorexic cousins face.
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@realJamesAllsup @RichardBSpencer punching a supporter of genocide and killing an unarmed black child are so different it amazes me that you could event think to compare them
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@Unstable23 No bc its so embarrassing. A 30 smthing year old spamming a teenager bc a meme gave her anxiety. Like… just walk away from the phone for a second girl
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My ideal man:
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My ideal man: - 6’0+ - Good facial bone structure - 120+ IQ - Deep voice - Funny - Assertive - Cowboy personality - Income > $130K (Optional) - Ivy League educated - Old money
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using my vanity for good to spread the word: Everyone buy and read @AnaKrivolapova ‘s INCURABLE GRAPHOMANIA !!!!! 5/5 ✡️✡️✡️✡️✡️
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@smokingdunst Illegal of you to not post the video actually …..
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@DIORSBITCH baptiste radufe// i got u girl
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11 months
This guy is a bit too obsessed with using SAT vocab words considering hes writing a story about incest in 19th century Appalachia
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My fist non fiction piece got published!! :-)
@APCON_MAG
APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL
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"MY SUMMER JOB" - Jessie Lifton "One month and two weeks ago on my first day on the job my boss said to me something like: This job isn’t for the faint of heart."
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just watched talk to me … will never watch a horror movie again
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@akingofburbank Not enough people discussing the wig situation in this scene
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10 months
If you let popular cultures idea of “cringe” stop you from enjoying a fucking fruit youre a cuck. Sorry.
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2 months
ALMOST DONE WITH SHORT STORY
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so netflix is gonna release the entirety of the ted bundy tapes but not release one episode of megan wants a millionare? disgraceful
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@JFrankensteiner It looks god awful lets be real
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following the rat to the coffeeshop . a reverse pied piper moment
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Happy 4th of JULY to my boys in limestone
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@LeaMaric Tracks for Detroit police. Truly some of the worst people in the word.
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11 months
This 1980 letter from morrissey really gets to the heart of it for me
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6 months
@nrduford Carrie bradshaw was hitting those numbers WEEKLY and the men were all tens. Millennial women need to step their game up
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renee bach possibly the most prolific female serial killer of all time and yet shes not behind bars…
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God musical theatre was a mistake. Theatre should be reserved for sad russian plays about falling in love with mentally unstable women, not badly written musical numbers.
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Leaving this here for those wondering why Reneé Rapp got the Mean Girls musical movie poster. THIS is the most anticipated number from the show
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The vibe today is Mark Renton relapsing and being forced to move back home
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Xiaobao bf , Xiaopang gf
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@hflilas i mean this whole thread is so stupid. let charlotte have her agency. if she doesn't wish to speak about it then let it rest. there is NO reason to go digging this shit up except for pure voyeuristic impulse.
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best thing tom will of apcon fame ever did was tell me to stop writing like this in a rejection email.....bless you oomfie @TomWill72550626
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it’s hard for me to go to some readings because i can’t stop thinking this in my head
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11 months
Photo taken by my therapist
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arfid nation rise up …. 😔
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i’m not anorexic unfortunately my diagnosis is much more embarrassing because it mostly affects small children with profound autism
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6 months
Rocking that Tintin fit
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7 months
Bathroom selfie photoshoot while i reassess and come to terms with the fact that i am the only philosophy major in my upper division philosophy course
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@onemileheaven i'm so unhinged this actually made me cry....
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9 months
Crying in the TMS magnet chair
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For like one month when i was 21/22 i was obsessed with drinking absinthe. I kept taking little shots every day. I had to stop bc i became possessed by the Dionysian spirit and broke my knuckle punching a wall
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@sailaunderscore i would kiss her
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4 months
Am i ugly be so fr am i UGLY ?! because why did this mormon ass looking guy dump me five minutes into our first date. I barely even said HELLO
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10 months
chabad fit check
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3 months
four new poems up over at a thin slice of anxiety!! 🩵🩵
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frightening german woman here to protect you from harm.
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@paddysroyco Would be so boring. Theyd huff glue and play gta for five hours before falling asleep.
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7 months
suicidal over losing the giles corey t shirt pictured here.. its never been more over
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10 months
Part one of my short story released today … happy new years!
@BizarrePubHouse
Bizarre Publishing House
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“Ascent to Mt. Carmel” by Jessie Lifton—part one ⚡️ @jessiechrxst A chronicle unearthed, a conscious umbra that remains in lineage, Jessie Lifton moves with vehemence and grit
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the women on the mormon wives reality tv show are getting high off laughing gas while talking shit about another wife who had a shot of alcohol the night before
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this was the kindest man who ever lived. he was the only person in my entire family besides my father who made me feel like he genuinely loved me and was happy to see me. no one in the world will ever be as kind as he was. i will love you forever, in the next life too
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2 months
if you write a novel based heavily on your time in a troubled kids youth program and an inpatient psych ward does that count as autofiction or is autofiction just writing about being a clout chaser in new york genuinely dont know
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i tell man im sober and he suggests we go to a bar for our first date and that i can just “watch him drink 12 beers” 💕🥰 romance still alive
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8 months
Photo taken just minutes ago by the 65 year old gang member who spent 10 minutes hitting on me while thinking i was a high schooler. I love LA 💖
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and then feyd won the fight and ascended the throne and the holy war was averted and everything turned out fine and billions of people didnt die :-)
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you fought well atreides
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Me and my favorite movie 💖🥰🤪
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@dawsferatu
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Me and my favorite movie
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Doing douyin makeup for my doctors appointment …. Now i am eye glitter fanatic
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BTW i had a great first day experience doing this (TMS therapy) and highly recommend it to anyone who is depressed and cant use SSRIs or wants to get off SSRIs. literally watched seinfeld the whole time it was dope
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Bored
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@vile_hog she did what Schopenhauer could not, she has made it possible to disregard the intrinsic human desire for survival.... im approaching death now with a smile.....
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this is my last “me and who”. this is the final straw.
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decided to be kind and explain what the word avant garde means to the roblox children i feel like a baby sitter but also its good to educate the youth
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Justin Murphy’s extremely correct take regarding college as a medieval institution meant to control intellectuals has me.... reconsidering my life choices
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Me and the girls high on ket going to see Barbie (2023)
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now take brian wilson. i like some of wilsons songs. what the fuck does he know about eating shortenin’ bread?
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this is going to give trump the presidential win. i can feel it lmao
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i'm in love with a dying man....
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presenting at my first conference april 27!!! in maryland!!!!! 45 minutes on baudrillard and selfies!! invited to dinner with boards of directors! my academic career is officially beginning im so happy
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@AlwaysAnti65152 @BalkanmemesTr The serbs are LYING on this survey lmao
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a week of looks
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deer-maxxing. preparing emotionally. letting the fluoride stare consume me.
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I only really started submitting my writing last year and taking it seriously as a career and passion because i was too afraid of rejection but im so glad i got over that!!!!!! Were out here balling now bitches
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large memory gaps making it difficult to tell which of my stories have been published and with which magazines. Im gonna i think make a thread to keep track otherwise im cooked
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you hoes better be reading @APCON_MAG ‘s STRANGE SKIES/WEIRD WORLDS edition tomorrow or im coming for you…….
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@LeaMaric the sister needs help from her family desperately and theyre online posting about her struggles humiliating her. truly disgusting. modern alienation hits mothers harder than anyone. no one to help them. completely alone.
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thank you spotify 💖
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bet 50 $ an hour later he's puking and crying about how the devil is trying to sacrifice him
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the
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the face of a woman who just bombed her midterm statistics exam
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Just two girls and their gay 💖
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Being in a photo with two incredibly attractive women and emitting zero sexuality yourself, powerful.
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should i get eyelash extensions ys or no ( kiss kiss lexparo stare)
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taylor swift is the white girl who thinks being called out for being racist is equal to being the victim of a hate crime lmao
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he gets it
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There are 2 genders
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eurotrip is peak kino. before sunrise but for people who fuck
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