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it would be good if we could all pay a little attention to the hachette v. internet archive lawsuit, which is crucial for continued existence of libraries' ability to lend digital content. the court ruled against the internet archive, who is now trying to appeal that decision
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Friend of the Court Briefs Filed in Internet Archive’s Appeal — Hundreds of librarians joined prominent library organizations & non-profits in filing amicus briefs in Hachette v. Internet Archive. Read why they believe our appeal should succeed:
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@jessica
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2 years
not touching this one
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6 years
lmao
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11 months
i have forgotten and will forget many more things in my life, but never this one thrift store i went to that presumably decided it wasn’t worth the cost to paint the walls when they moved in
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9 years
today…I learned that brazilian twitter is really intense.
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6 years
@SaraWThinks @darth I too have one of those measuring devices
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9 years
it's over.
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9 years
tfw you're a brazilian meme
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6 months
@judecomputer 2 drops is barely anything. a constant hat would cause a lot of problems
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9 years
what is this stop
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11 months
twitter is best enjoyed if you don’t really care about engagement so much, you just have an incurable need to release words into the void. if it talks back, well that’s just a bonus
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6 years
twitter is stressful, not really fun. wastes a lot of time. why do I keep logging in? well, because I am extremely stupid
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9 years
well whatever ok whatever welcome to my twitter, Brazil. I hope you like incessant pictures of my dogs.
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2 years
my mom has a folder on her phone called bad dog that’s just various pictures of her dog being bad
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1 year
yes…i do
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5 years
there is so much to do and see online
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5 years
check out this horrifying picture for the listing of an apartment we looked at
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6 years
laughing really hard at the birthday cake my dad picked up for my mom at the grocery store
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9 years
lol oh my god
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@jessica
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8 years
someday this will work for me...
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@jessica
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8 months
i’ve just been buying miniature versions of things my boyfriend has/likes and placing them next to their full sized versions for him to find. he doesn’t particularly like miniatures so he sighs, but still keeps them on his desk. thinking about doing this forever
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8 months
i got a cute little protein powder keychain and put it next to my boyfriend’s fuckin. 4lb barrel of if because. i am supportive of his hobbies
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6 years
I can’t stop thinking about how there’s a game of thrones character named kevin. I’ve been thinking about this for weeks and greg is getting mad at me for incessantly whispering “sir kevin lannister” to myself
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6 years
my coworker is sitting at her desk eating spoonfuls of honey from a jar. she said to me “mmm this is the best honey I’ve had in awhile” but I refuse to engage
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10 months
the demon has been bested
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9 months
this cursed young adult sci-fi/fantasy novel by tyra banks may be my last book of the year
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9 years
@helena Does it ever end?
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5 years
wonderful app
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3 years
someone in our building gave Ponyo this coat lmfao
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9 years
thanks for inviting me to Brazil en masse. I wish I could actually visit 😑
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6 years
lol
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4 years
Please wish Ponyo a happy birthday in the replies
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5 years
Lmao
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2 years
dream career
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6 months
@judecomputer yes and sleeping would be a disaster. i wouldn’t be surprised if there already were 2 drops of pee in most beverages anyway
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6 years
hello,,boys
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5 years
my boyfriend made me take like 10 pictures to accurately capture the size of this very large egg we got in a carton today
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3 years
I’m crying laughing in the middle of the airport help
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6 years
@historyinflicks Why does he refer to himself as “our” who else’s day could possibly be ruined by him spilling a burrito bowl on his pants
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3 years
I met a dog today who tried to eat water and then got in a boat
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5 years
ok no offense but what were these reviewers expecting taste-wise
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1 year
am i having a stroke
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6 years
Twitter’s worst troll
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6 years
google automatically created this movie of ponyo from photos on my phone, set it to dog barking music and named it “doggie video” and I just think technology is beautiful
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3 years
Bobby Hill is the most complex and interesting fictional character in modern television
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5 years
beautiful
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6 years
me: uhhhhh..yeah I have a lot of hobbies nextdoor app: oh really like what bitch
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5 years
and so here you have it: Ponyo in a bag
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7 years
my boyfriend wants to buy a first run ps1 within a specific serial number range so he can play the grinch video game
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2 years
not quite what i was looking for when I searched for calm music but
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4 years
why do microwave directions always have to be like “heat for 90 seconds at 25% power” who do they think I am. A microwave scientist?
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7 years
I’ve had this mug for like 14 years and I never noticed “crub”
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5 years
to everyone @ ing me to say they’re sad I’m an active account because it means my username wont be purged: I’M FINE & NOT CRYING
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@Jon_etc How you know Bernard
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5 years
I was going thru my pictures to try and find something suitable for LinkedIn (spoiler: there are none) but I DID find this lol
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4 years
Are you mentally and emotionally prepared for the Ponyo Halloween fashion show?
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7 years
they finally invented it
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4 years
hidden horror room. just girl stuff #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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5 years
I forgot that I immediately ordered ponyo these angel wings the other day after watching a video of another dog with them and WOW best $ I’ve ever spent
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8 months
i’ve been on this stupid website for 17 years and i’ve never seen more bots than there are now lol
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9 years
mouse
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4 years
what I woke up to. men are u ok
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6 years
the other night a girl pointed at my dog and said “aw a German Shepherd!” 🤔
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5 years
I just looked over and saw that this industrious young home owner has made big DIY changes to her dwellings today
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4 years
I have news
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amanda 🍉
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thinking about ponyo nook today...... @jessica
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we took ponyo to the vet for her yearly exam and asked to get her nails done bc its v hard. the vet was confidently like “yeah no problem!” then 30 min later walked out and handed me a bottle of gabapentin and said to come back next week w her drugged lol. she weighs 10 lbs btw
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5 years
I don’t really know what 🙌 is but I use it sometimes when it feels right.
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1 year
long angel
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y’all my boyfriend recreated a damn 3d version of our bedroom in unreal engine to try and convince me to move the furniture around
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4 years
Ponyo got a new collar please tell her she looks pretty
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3 years
ponyo noodle soup 🍜
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7 years
very upset bc I found my boyfriend eating potato chips with a fork
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5 years
Happy 5th birthday to the world’s best dog & my best friend Ponyo 🎂💕🐶🙋‍♀️
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6 years
twitter, 2018
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6 years
I’m !!30!! now but forever A Dumb Kid 👼
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happy 10th birthday to my best friend ponyo 💖
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6 years
my grandpa continued to write cards for my grandma every holiday, even after she passed away in 2013. the last one he sent before he passed away himself was last month on her birthday.
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9 years
@RuanCSC ah, thanks for clarifying.
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hame
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Should you eat turkey or hame for Christmas dinner? http://t.co/ZY2GmjbbgG
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3 years
It’s angel sweetie cutie perfect Ponyo’s 7th birthday 🥰💖💞 Let’s get some HBD Ponyo’s in the replies thank you
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5 years
ponyo as The Hotdog
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5 years
my tamagotchi is trying to own me for being a 30 year old with a tamagotchi
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6 years
we gave ponyo a scoop of the dog ice cream and she decided to eat the whole thing at once..
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3 years
I told my therapist it stresses me out to be asked how I feel bc its hard for me to identify and she sent me this lol. thank you. feel free to ask me how I feel at any time now
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1 year
it’s that time again y’all
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10 months
life is terribly difficult
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7 years
bf has been losing his mind after finding out Mickey Mouse’s real name is apparently Michael Mouse
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11 months
ponyo sent to jail (bedroom) for barking at child visitors
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3 years
Running Up That Ramp (A Deal With God)
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4 months
yeah, kind of
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1 year
my best friend ponyo is turning 9 in a few days 😢💖🐶
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6 years
I found some pictures of baby ponyo and I’m crying
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2 years
@Dansplainer i stopped breathing @ cut gatorade being an acceptable water alternative
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6 years
I think about this like 3x per week minimum
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4 years
Happy adoption day to my favorite little pig rat
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