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COYS 🤍 | yoof enthusiast | believer in Ange

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Joined September 2022
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@jessewassup
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1 month
Attacker wearing #4 ? Give Everton another points deduction ffs
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Soler's squad number confirmed ✅
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4 months
Fucking pathetic that a massive journalist such as Fabrizio gives this rapist any form of publicity
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
4 months
🔵👋🏻 Mason Greenwood says goodbye to Getafe: “Incredibly grateful to the Getafe family and fans for an amazing season. It was a pleasure to play for you, I wish you all the best”. ↪️ Greenwood returns to Man United and plan is still clear: priority’s to sell Mason this summer.
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6 months
The red part looks like a bottle, Adidas knows 😭😭
@TheAFCnewsroom
AFCnewsroom
6 months
📸 | The rumoured 2024/25 Arsenal home kit. 👕 [via @Footy_Headlines ]. Rank it out of 10.👇
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4 months
@Billie_T Fullkrug yesterday, this geezer today. Fucking yes get in
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1 month
the reverse of Jan to Son in 2019/20😭😭
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
1 month
Tottenham defender Micky van de Ven ran the entire length of the field to lay on the assist for Son Heung-min ⚡️
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8 months
Guys I just found a Brandon Austin goal Gif wtf 😭😭😭😭
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1 month
@shturmas_ Just give it to Everton tho
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9 days
It's so funny that city and spurs fans are equally scared of each other 😭
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1 month
West ham (and arsenal?) fans telling me 'well akshewally he's a midfielder so it's okay☝️🤓' meanwhile top Everton lads are appreciating the joke. Business as usual innit
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8 months
Hate our fanbase. Unfollowed like 10 people today. When we win, it's: 'oh wow we're doing so well so early into the process' But when we lose: 'Angeout' 'uncomfortable conversations' Patience. Accept the Ls and Ws with the knowledge that we won't be at our best for a while.
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5 months
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6 months
Spurs women Spurs men
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2 months
From afar this was a trip
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2 months
why do we have an ange regen on the bench
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9 months
@thfcoh Crouch and Defoe up top🥺
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8 months
I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 months
Gonna miss him 😭😭😭 (ignore footballing ability)
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@jessewassup
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4 months
@__adriano123 Just because he's a journalist doesn't mean he can't have a moral code. And I highly doubt that this one report has 'made him the bag'
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1 month
@mcnultyadamm Just for the sake of it tbh
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2 months
His last ever touch for us btw
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@jessewassup
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4 months
We're relegating you pal
@RHSportsMediia
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4 months
Away at Tottenham last game isn't to bad they always choke at the final hurdle #BHAFC #THFC
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2 months
Really like this, tells me that they're confident in getting players they want
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6 months
@thfc_khoi HQHAHAHAHAHAAGAGGAGAA THEY'RE TOO MUCH I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 month
The whole squad bar Bruno, Gordon and Isak is insanely average yet they'll still beat us 17-0 next week
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Let's get to work! 👊
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3 months
We're deadarse building a dynasty
@SpursITKhub
Spurs ITK hub
3 months
We are in talks with Rennes for Doue. Tier 1🥇[ @SpursJourno ] #ITK #THFC #COYS
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1 year
@talkSPORT How. Does. This. Guy. Get. Airtime. On. National. Radio.
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8 months
@ParadoX20934647 Imagine the vibes if this actually happened 😭😭
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2 months
Script is too obvious ffs
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
2 months
❌ Jose Mourinho's Fenerbahce have been knocked out of the Champions League third qualifying round by Lille. Mourinho's side go into the Europa League league stage.
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5 months
@apolloshotudedd Just complain a lot about different rumours going around
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5 months
Alfie Gilchrist coming off after locking up up Son, Johnson and Gil in the same game
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4 months
One of the worst panels/commentators I've ever seen. Rio and Micah wanted Kane off and shearer was like a propaganda machine lol. None of them found the courage to mention Southgate though 🤐
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The analysis at half time was worse than England's performance.
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9 months
@Thfc_Romeooooo So close but Messi is my goat
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@KSMthfc Exactly
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16 days
But who is the toxic one tracey_km_ ...?
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23 days
Just clocked we've been celebrating Assna having injuries when we've got VDV, Bissouma and Solanke out
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9 months
@boshtecogl0u Can't lose pace, only confidence. He's still recovering and he's had this injury before
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9 months
@thfcsmiso He's in the second pic?
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6 months
Tottenham 2 - 1 Luton Town Kulusevski 17' Barkley 89' Vicario 90+7'
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10 months
@stevenKloppLFC2 Care to explain, Ste?
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2 months
Solanke HWG Bid accepted for Neto Emerson HWG Solomonkey HWG Bid for Reguilon Bid for Lo Celso All tomoz #TrustInTheLion ✌️
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11 months
@owenthfc__ There is no way you're using a game from 2 years ago UNDER NUNO as a reference of how we always play vs Palace. Ignoring the fact that they haven't beaten us since
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7 months
@Ic3Evaa The one who dunked on you
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2 months
@thfckieran22 2 remaining from the 3 ready to go #hmmmmm
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7 months
@JacoCats It's because they aren't fully comfortable speaking English. Stop this Jaco it's unnecessary
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1 year
@thfcbd_ Nah, wtf is this 😭😭😭
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8 months
Let's be so fr Son is doing most of the heavy lifting here
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
8 months
🚨🚨| According to the UEFA Financial Report, the clubs with the highest earnings in Europe from jersey sales and merchandising. [ @TMuk_news ]
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1 year
@jzrproductions_ Buttd you zee we cannoh competetd againzt ze big clabs
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7 months
@thfcmicah Not sure on Maddison. Son has to be there. He's older but he's one of the best in the world
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1 year
@Lilywhite_Rose @SpursOfficial 1. Can't change numbers rn. 2. Van de Ven needs no.5.
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8 months
@Lilywhite_Rose I've seen that guy on the sidelines for years and I have no fucking clue who he is 😂😂 I heard he's related to Levy lol
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Can't tell me transition defence isn't an issue
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@CarlyOnYouSpurs
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? ? ? ?
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8 months
@Alfie_e7 Always be ready for anything I guess 😂😂
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1 year
@xAlexTHFC That's actually scary to think about, but it's true.
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3 months
@EBL2017 What in god's name are you watching
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8 months
@iamcobbina This you?
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2 months
I'm not getting reeled in like Sevilla did
@Lilywhite_Rose
Lilywhite Rose
2 months
#thfc Alejo Veliz made his Espanyol debut yesterday and has been handed the number 9 shirt for the season.
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3 months
I'm all for pride but that username is insane 😭😭😭
@Arsenal
Arsenal
3 months
Marching in solidarity with @gaygooners at Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Everything you need to know about this afternoon's festivities in London 👇
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@Booming_queen @BBCSport It's part of the starter pack when you become a ref, just the way it is
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1 year
@Lukathfc Again bro?
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@SpursArmyTweets Dele under Nuno
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@thfcem28 M8 he scored the last season
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8 months
@Lilywhite_Rose @Daily_Hotspur 'Baat yu zee we cannot ah aske for a zeez thing. We cannot ah compete ah againzt ze big teamz ahhh'
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2 months
Totnum day
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11 months
@owenthfc__ I was eating some of the best fried chicken I'd ever eaten and I felt too sick to finish it after 10 minutes.
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1 year
@LFCTransferRoom Aurier actually broke his leg, Sonny just made the tackle that led to it. Freak accident either way.
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8 months
@teronthfc I searched something completely different and he just came up 😂😂
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7 months
@JacoCats You're always hating on that question lady for no reason. She's just doing her job. And surely you could understand not wanting to be pressurised 1 on 1 and asked to recreate a phrase on camera in a different language
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1 year
@thfcbd_ He scared of the camera 😭😭😭
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2 months
This partnership is going to be cinema this season
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17 days
Score prediction: Coventry 1 - 2 Tottenham This could very easily be a banana skin game, only made worse by Ange's trophy comments post-Arsenal. Last two years we've gone out to Nottingham Forest, Sheffield United and Fulham in the cups so we can't be complacent
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4 months
Plot twist we've hijacked the Mbappe deal
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
4 months
Coming soon 👀
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7 months
@Billie_T You didn't have to do the guy in front of you like that 😭😭😭
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1 year
@CfcFofannnny @talkSPORT We have finished in the top 6 in something like 9 of the last 12 years, plus your lot just finished 12th so how are you even a part of this conversation.
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WHAT A FUCKING FINISH MAN GET THAT SHIRT BACK ON YOU WHORE
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7 months
@JDTHFC_ Let him cook man I see the vision
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7 months
@JacoCats And yet you specifically said 'skipping question lady' in your original post 🤐
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Oh how I've missed Sonny jumping on people 😂
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6 months
'that boy is going right to 5th very top' - Harry Rednapp (completely not related to Alfie
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5 months
Hate on it now but it'll become a classic when we go undefeated and win the Europa League
@TottenhamTiers
Tottenham Tiers
5 months
#Tottenham 's 24-25 Third Kit Leaked Thoughts? 🤔
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7 months
@thfcmicah He's in the starting eleven for the next 2/3 years easily. Captain as well. Of course he's in there
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2 months
Mark my words he'll say the exact same thing in 7 days time 😂😂😂
@TheSpursExpress
The Spurs Express
2 months
Emerson Royal to AC Milan is expected to finally close in the next few hours @DiMarzio
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3 months
@nafuhn @yiddogusdos No lol he got 2 assists in the one good game Gus mentioned, nice bit of inflation there
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4 months
Surely they just rip up his contract atp. Disgusting human being. And I refuse to believe he's been injured this long so I hope the club have already pretty much got him out
@mionomedev
suffering
4 months
Fact he’s not faced any consequences from the club for this stuff is a fucking disgrace
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11 months
@axelthfc I rlly liked kulu's vs Fulham, you were there from the beginning. I say him.
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1 year
@thfcbd_ To this day, I will never understand how Rory gets to go on talk sport and sky when he literally has minus ball knowledge. The other two look like stoners.
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6 months
Tottenham 3 - 1 Nottingham Forest Johnson 7' Romero 43' Murillo 71' Son 89'
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1 year
@kanefromthelane @Madders10 Get over him mate, it's honestly pathetic at this point.
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16 days
Me and my dad just had an honest heart to heart and he literally apologised for making me a spurs fan
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2 months
chat are we getting cooked
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3 months
Nah I'm in tears man 😭😭😭😭😭
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@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
3 months
It's official! ✍️
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5 months
@SirafDidntDoIt @MilanPosts @FabrizioRomano Top 5 RBs in the world This is an official quote from Taylor Swift on his profile: “He (Emerson Royal) understands rhythm on a natural level. Very few players can play as a primary controller with metronomic efficiency, as well as a box-to-box blood hound with output focus.”
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6 months
@thfcsmiso It's even got a little cap 😭😭😭
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8 months
@Lilywhite_Rose That's genuinely funny. I've seen him orchestrating the substitutions and other things but had no clue who he is. I'm assuming his job description is 'look busy'
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