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Attorney | Frmr tech dev | Studied phil of lang & lang dev | #Tech #AI #Climate #HumanRights

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Do men have women heroes?
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You have a choice.
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I’m just sitting over here with my law degree and zillion policy positions wondering where the hell I went wrong in life insofar as these jokers are in Congress and I’m eating pizza at the grocery store.
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I'm on a thread of local women lawyers and judges. We have all just made a vow to never wear panty hose again.
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Las Vegas has gone dark.
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Don’t call yourself a “first gen” lawyer when you come from an upper-middle class, predominantly white neighborhood with professional (usually college educated) parents, and you went to good or even elite universities even if your parents weren’t lawyers. It’s not appropriate.
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@krisnelson @GaetaAmy Who is doing that pushing? Obv not wives.
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I see #LSAT is trending and people want to get rid of it. I will go one further. Unpopular opinion: Law School as it is now benefits law professors more than students. We should switch to a model similar to that in the UK. Study law as an undergraduate, then apprentice.
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There are three seasons in Southern Nevada: hellfire, windy, and allergies.
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In my early 20's I wanted to pursue a PhD in philosophy. But then I married, had kids, couldn't leave my city b/c of my spouse's academic career and stayed longer than I expected to in a career in tech. What do people think about pursuing graduate degrees later in life?
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@SchrodingrsBrat @cmclymer I’m afraid I’m the man in this scenario.
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@BezaresVincent @TXCivilRights I’m in a constant state of pissedoffedness.
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@SPuro88 Med Twitter is wild
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@CGNelsonwrites @ashkenaz89 “Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.” “I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.” “To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle.” – Walt Whitman
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Hello lawyers. How's your day?
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Some happy news: last week I accepted an offer with a new firm. We practice business law and business litigation. Our areas of specialization include tech, bio-tech, and data privacy.
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A politician in Georgia is threatening to kill other Americans. Everything is fine. Just fine.
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Upper West Side Story
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@kamigarcia Children do not lose their First Amendment rights simply because they are in school.
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Has anyone considered that she may just be drunk all the time?
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“Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.” @RepMTG ’s stupidity belongs in the Smithsonian.
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At least seven legal observers (lawyers and law students) were arrested tonight in Las Vegas.
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GODSPEED TO CLE PROCRASTINATORS. 31hrs (PST)
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@kate_manne I wonder how Jonathan M. Metzl, Frederick B. Rentschler II Professor of Sociology and Psychiatry, and the Director of the Center for Medicine, Health, and Society at Vanderbilt University, treats his female patients.
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I’ve been offered two jobs and asked to come back by my former firm this week. Interesting times for law firms.
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@gelbach @gwynethshaw Other than your amazing wife?
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My fellow white women. She's got a point.
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#LawTwitter Leads welcomed. This is a crazy time. My Washington DC-based firm laid off all associates (there were many). My background is property/contract/commercial lit, but I was transitioning into tech/data privacy law. I spent 15 years as a tech dev (coding/databases/UX).
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@agordonreed @matt_perez @megankatenelson @Profepps This thread is an amazing example of implicit bias. Professor Gordon-Reed, I'm sorry that you have to present your credentials to be taken seriously. Your willingness to engage is admirable b/c it must be exhausting. Thank you.
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@TolerUpdike I don't deny that it was hard. What I'm saying is that it wasn't as hard as someone who is the first person in their family to go to college in their family and/or be a professional.
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My son was very close to dying from a rare infection this past spring. He had to have risky open heart surgeries. When we weren’t sure if he would live or die, I tried to give him something to look forward to - like a big trip. So anyway, now I have to go to Japan.
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Am I the only one who didn't find law school to be intellectually challenging? I mostly struggled with memorizing a voluminous amount of rules. And it turns out you really don't need to memorize rules in practice because, you know, reference materials exist and stuff.
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@mandytellsitall Neither did -Hillary Clinton (DC Bar) -Michelle Obama -a whole bunch of Governors -a whole bunch of other famous people
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I made a big mistake not being independently wealthy.
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My uncle passed away from COVID 19 today in Atlanta. There is no way for his wife, children, grandchildren, siblings (including my mother), and other family members to say goodbye. #StayAtHome friends.
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If I see one more academic whine about prepping online classes, my head is going to exploid. Pandemic disruptions are inconvenient and time consuming for everyone. Did you think you were somehow immune and special?
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In Happy news: I asked my son (12) to teach me how to play Mindcraft because he’s really into it. He created a “Mom’s Tutorial World” and is going into great detail about how everything works. It’s very sweet.
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@msGSXR @RalstonReports @SenDeanHeller It's not that Dean Heller is sympathetic to white nationalists. It's that white nationalists find refuge in Republicans. Why is that? Are
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Good evening #LasVegas .
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@lastpositivist All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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She’s 10.
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@Klonick I'm confused. Would you like my children? They are very well behaved but talk a lot.
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I immediately thought “banana.”
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Someone wants to build a huge banana-shaped high-rise condo in Las Vegas.
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@scottjshapiro Not enough nudity, I’m guessing.
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@sapinker What modes of thinking have you changed recently?
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@scottjshapiro Omg. Write your book.
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@jasonintrator Pretty sure we answered that question:
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@DannaAgmon My mother asks my exhusband for legal advice. He’s an historian.
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My advice for finding joy in law school: get your money back; buy an organic farm; help yourself and others mitigate climate change/deforestation and help increase biodiversity. Teach your children tolerance and mercy towards people and the planet. 🌼✌🏼🕊
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@scottjshapiro I’m getting this for my son’s bar mitzvah this year!
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Live shot of Jewish space laser!
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@dynarski Maybe 'attaker' is a direct translation from the Russian.
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Live shot of Jewish space laser!
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Update from Nevada: we are curing ballots that are presumably Dem ballots. You’re welcome America.
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My daughter came in first in her school in a math competition and gave away the prize that she wanted to a child who wanted it too. Proud mom moment over here.
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@LasVegasLocally Just a point of fact: we don't live in a libertarian state. We live in a progressive state per the voting outcomes of the last several years.
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Today my son taught me about France’s Second Republic and I’m afraid he’s going to want to go to graduate school. Help.
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I know I make it look fabulous and easy, but sometimes being a single attorney parent can be... a challenge. Grateful for the small moments.
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@CoriolusN No, because the young lawyers wouldn’t be saddled with hundreds of thousands of dollars in law school debt. They could choose to quit their jobs or not practice law at all.
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Nevada can count. Many do it for a living. This isn’t about counting. Nevada law allows for 7 days to cure ballots that do not conform (ex: a missing signature). So we’re making phone calls and knocking on doors to make sure those people get to vote. We’re #SavingDemocracy .
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Do you remember when she made Kavanaugh cry?
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You blink and this happens. They grow up too fast.
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Now I know how Beyonce felt in Lemonade.
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I am playing scrabble with someone who played “ague” and now I’m in it for blood.
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Mom brag: I was not feeling well last night and my son checked in on me. May he stay this sweet forever.
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@martyrdison 1. Save money now. Amortization is no joke. 2. Set up your life so that you can have a baby on your own if you choose in 10 years. 3. Read everything about your chosen career. Branch out as soon as possible. Keep learning.
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The best reason to keep going.
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Reporting on average law student debt could also incentivize (1) more need-based scholarships and (2) keeping law school costs under control. Faculty speak as though they have no control over these factors.
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This year, the US News law school rankings decided to incorporate student debt as a factor. The more loans a law school’s students took out, the worse the law school fared in the rankings. Such a decision incentivizes schools to admit students from rich families over poor ones
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I'm pretty sure that I need a dog.
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@LasVegasLocally All police should have college degrees.
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The other option is changing what law schools presently do.
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@ayagruber @ProfSamKamin Exactly why we need to amplify each other.
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"That is because the liberty of the woman is at stake in a sense unique to the human condition and so unique to the law. The mother who carries a child to full term is subject to anxieties, to physical constraints, to pain that only she must bear. /1
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I am not a loud or overly-aggressive attorney. That's not my style. Yet I consistently win anyway. That's because reason and logic usually prevail. I suspect there are many other women attorneys like me.
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I live about a mile away from a church that is giving out food. This morning, the car line for food was over a mile long.
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Does your neighborhood bookstore look like this?
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I don’t understand. Why do people believe “law professor” and “scholar” are synonymous? Often law professors “know the law” and are trained in applying it. But “law professors” with only JDs are not necessarily trained in historical, sociological, or anthropologic methods.
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#lawtitter I'm on the board of a group of 1,100+ Lawyers who are also mothers seeking to affect gun law changes. We are looking for a law prof or expert to give a 10-minute overview to the group about regional gun laws. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
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Ever have days when you’re just plain down for no particular reason?
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@LouiseMensch Mike, are you ready to lose all of your dignity and most of your manhood? We are.
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I’m the luckiest
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. @jasonintrator , I found your burner account!
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Everyone is worried about single people during this epidemic. Honestly, we're fine. I'm far more worried for my married friends. I haven't seen "s/he's my everything" in quite some time.
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In the last 30 years, the planet has lost a quarter of its insects. Without insects, all life on earth would be imperiled.
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I have sad news. Peter Gabriel is on the oldies station.
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Hahaha. Rep Greene (GA) just said that poll workers are “*risking perjury*” signing affidavits in support of Trumps challenge to vote counting. Yes. Yes they are Representative Greene.
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@MarkJKings There are also those of us who went to law school on scholarship, didn’t mind the hard work, but had damaging experiences nevertheless. Don’t forget that law school can attract awful people - even in the faculty. And that’s the warning.
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My son and I were watching a show last night and one character said to the other, “may I kiss you?” To tease him, I said “eeeeeeew, ga-ross.” He turned to me and said with some surprise, “Did you hear? He asked for her consent.” The kids are alright.
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@lucasdrayton @TolerUpdike What does that even mean? You are co-opting the term “first gen” which is used to refer to first generation college students from disadvantaged backgrounds. Context and connotation matters.
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What are the best parts of your job, including perks?
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@scottjshapiro A rabbi suffers a severe flu attack and is confined to the hospital for several weeks. The yeshiva's mashgiach pays him a visit. "I want you to know, Rabbi, that last night the board of directors voted a resolution wishing you a speedy recovery. And it passed, thirteen to eight."
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