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@antoniogm @elonmusk @joerogan Okay, we all know Joe wouldn't take that job, but the next episode of Joe and Elon is going to be F'CKING epic... Cheers!

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@Jason Stop watching @CNN . Please!

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@ComicDaveSmith I just started following you after you destroyed Cuomo. That was brilliant. But, this? Nah.

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@elonmusk @Tatiana11Wilson Let’s assume Putin gets all of Ukraine. When he takes Poland or Finland next, is that your same take?

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@TroyLaclaire @UrbanNathalia Isn't it funny how similar political strategies spread from country to country? It's almost like politics is a global business... 🤔

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@_be9_ @HenMazzig You really need to stop watching TikTok and take a history class.

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@homeboycartel @Kush6xi @mcuban @NolanIDN @GuntherEagleman So, you’re voting communist in this election??? 🤣🍻

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@VivekGRamaswamy If Trump keeps talking, Biden is likely to vote for him. He definitely looks confused.

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@Jason If you already own it, why be secretive??? Share the word. Seems kinda stupid not to tell everyone on X that it's for sale. 🤣 What am I missing here?

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@SawyerMerritt S3XY... admittedly, I just got the joke, and I think it's brilliant. Can we all agree that @elonmusk is playing on a different level? And, he's not playing the short game. 🍻

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@WallStCynic Well, they pay ten cents for the tshirts, and that little snow globe you buy for your daughter is filled with carcinogens that would kill a horse, which is why it’s such a bargain. Or, were you talking about McDonald’s???

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@paulg @RBReich Did they finally cross a line for you???

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@BillAckman No, they’re not. They need to stay focused on the mission and ignore the noise.

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@PopoolaAyomiku2 War is over, Russia is withdrawing…

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@UAWeapons Ukrainians got their PHD in information warfare. The Russians are still in kindergarten. Cheers!

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@bariweiss You nailed a big part of it, and happy that you’re being more honest than MSM, but I think the idea that republicans are scared or “horrified” is a little overblown. The only people that are scared are those that watch the Democratic propaganda machine on @CNN and @MSNBC .

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@JayHamiltonMAN @RealKiraDavis Having been one and raising three others, I’m pretty sure boys ARE stupid at that age. Don’t take it personally. Cheers!

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@MichaelWarbur17 @grimacemcdonal1 That is just unbelievable. Love that guy. 🍻

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@coldxman Some of the Silicon Valley bros are talking about a “hot swap”. How exactly does that happen? Ignore the primaries??? Let the Democratic Party leaders select who you can vote for??? Like they did for the previous 3 (at least) elections. How are Dems NOT appalled by this??? 🤣 🍻

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@xtrends I liked, but I don't really agree. People get stressed and they tend NOT to eat healthier, and when money gets tight, cheap, highly processed food is cheaper than healthy food. Despite improvements in nutritional education, this will likely lead to an explosion of fat.

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@michaeljburry Dude, I started to make a joke about how you should stop bragging, but then, I realized you may not get it. You're a hero to many people. You have more money than you can ever spend. You've accomplished more than most people ever dream of accomplishing. Have fun! Cheers!

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@tangot296 @hodgetwins This won’t age well. 😂

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@MrSantigold @VivekGRamaswamy Sarcasm is so underrated… 🍻

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@nyscanner NYPD was not “literally” trying to expose his ass. That’s just a byproduct of a young man wearing his pants too low. He looked really cool before this happened. 🍻

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@elonmusk @Jason Eh, I don’t see Republicans courting moderates. Look at what they did to Liz Cheney. And, MTG is getting way too much support and attention. She’s far from moderate. 🍻

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@DoubleWideCap If you fed me like that, I’d never leave you… not sure if I should post a happy face or a sad face. Whatever you’re feeling, it’s not as bad as you think! And, obviously, it’s never as good as you think! Cheers!

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@Remroum Have you guys considered returning the hostages?

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@PhillipsPOBrien More horrible than what Russian troops have done to Ukrainian civilians?

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@MOSSADil Don’t let anyone forget. Anyone who disagrees is an enemy or a traitor and should be treated as such. Cheers!

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@RonCotten3 @KelemenCari @DefiantLs Can you explain how the "unions" would take a hit? GA doesn't have teacher's unions. My wife is a teacher, and she's doing well. Are unions helpful? Why are you concerned about unions, rather than teachers?

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@IraStoll @BillAckman Crazy idea, how about we just all fly The United States flag? 🍻 Let’s celebrate the country that allows protests like this, even if we’re disgusted by those protests.

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@CNBC Hmmmmm, I wonder if Bill has invested in bioterrorism and climate change??? We all know he was heavily invested in pandemics.

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@KanekoaTheGreat @DavidSacks Have to admit I was a little angry with Sacks, but he raises some good points in this clip. It just would’ve played better if all these smart guys had cared about a Midwest bank failing, rather than or prior to SVB.

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@MovieShelfYT @MNightShyamalan So, very true… loved that movie! What’s up with Bruce??? (Yes, I live under a rock, but it’s a comfy rock, it’s my rock)

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@activeasian Wait is that a police officer shown there recording it with his phone??? 🤣 🤣🤣

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@MuadsDib @WuKaiTian1010 @NoContextHumans When will they understand??? We all just want to be understood…

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@sethsmoked @unusual_whales Dude, we’re talking about Elon, not Trump and Putin…

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@50cent @NICKIMINAJ Is this just marketing for Nicki's role in another Power spinoff? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking...

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@SMurshalin @TreyYingst Not the time to make a political statement...

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@CanDisenchanted @BillAckman He never said he couldn’t handle it. He threw punches, and now, he’s getting punched back. Just enjoy the fight… 🍻

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@ofcrdeonjoseph Wow! You are not wrong! I’m just impressed that someone had the balls to say it. 🍻

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@Jason 🤣 yes, bring her back!!! That’ll fix things.

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@MOSSADil That seems like a lot of hospitals in a very small area… 🤔

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@mcuban Wow! Mark, we don't actually have "boosters to EXTEND immunity." You know this, right? The story line now is that it lessens the effects of the virus when you catch it. You still get it and spread it. This is why some people think the vaccinations are a joke.

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@bobblehead84 @SpecialSitsNews @TomBrady @JLinWins @Convertbond @MomAngtrades @rhemrajani9 @StockMarketNerd @StockMKTNewz @stocktalkweekly @mikalche @TSDR_Trading @MrBlonde_macro Lesson in quitting while you’re ahead? 🤔

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@kaisparnas @yerdestroyingSF You know, if the Russian mafia had a stronger presence in SF, this probably wouldn’t be a problem. Of course, that would invite other problems, but if you’re paying for protection now (taxes) and not getting anything for your money, mafia rates don’t look so bad. Just a thought..

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@DoktorP11 @unusual_whales Evergrande is going bankrupt. The Chinese state may not bail them out. They owe a shit ton of money (more than your Tonka truck can hold). There might be systemic risk that brings down the bank holding your savings account. How’s that?

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@chubbycham21 @stocktalkweekly A Tampa Bay receiver ripped his jersey off during a game and stormed off the field... How'd I do?

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@VivekGRamaswamy Yeah, appeasement works. Let’s try that!!! Brilliant fucking idea!

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@ElonMuskAOC What do you need, bro? I’ll hook you up. Depending on the ask, I might require cash in advance. 🤣🍻

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@UAWeapons I wouldn't have known he was a foreign volunteer, but his message is easily understood, regardless of language. Cheers! #SlavaUkraini

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@SamParkerSenate @BillAckman @Harvard People are starting to get it. Comments like this don’t help.

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@Noachl @antoniogm Entrepreneurs serving entrepreneurs… 🤔

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@Jason Stating the obvious doesn’t count. You get zero points for that. Had you predicted the @cnn reaction and how they’d abandon him, then maybe you’d get some points. 🍻

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@TheDeadDistrict That’s a f’cking war crime!

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@elonmusk @Jason because fascist's are pretending to be anti-fascist?

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@Daegen39362955 @TheRoaringKitty I was about to say, "how can you not love this young man?" I think you got it though. Cheers! Now, where'd I put that Irish whiskey?

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@MonarrMono @akerfoot @enobacon @MoodyHikmet I tried to follow @bravocoolee , but naturally, the account has been suspended... C'mon Twitter. You can do better. You're silencing the wrong people...

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@DavidSacks Well done, sir! Cheers!

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@DavidSacks You should give him a hug. He’s a little misguided, but I think he means well. 🍻

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@JoostGatsby @elonmusk @Tatiana11Wilson You sound like Chamberlain after negotiating with the Germans… 🤣 ��that’s all they want. They won’t invade any more countries… I’m a heroooo (have to use that gay British accent). I saved ALL of our young boys.” Those that don’t study history are doomed to repeat it… ur 🤡

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@JamieC_1690 @Official2147m @Cooper54416501 @JeffCreedon @misterbasic @clipsthatgohard Nah, I think he's right. I think those guns are similar to the gun on the A-10's. You don't want to be on the receiving end... 🍻

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@mcuban @piersmorgan @BillAckman Love you, Mark (seriously, I’m a huge fan), but that’s a really bad take.

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@HannahBerrelli And!!! She got the Australian taxpayer to pay for her trip to Paris. 🤣

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@KeithOlbermenns Shouldn’t you send this after she officially has the nomination??? It just seems a little premature. Cheers!

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@unusual_whales Dude, somehow, someway that will be interpreted as bullish…🍻

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@unusual_whales Whether you agree with the politics or not, there’s a market that wants to be served, and it will generate revenue…

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@OzraeliAvi This is clearly a sign of the end of times. Cheers!

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@DavidSacks @elonmusk I agree with almost everything you say, but I completely disagree with your stance on Ukraine. I’d never accuse you of being “pro-Russian” though. It seems to me that you’re just prioritizing your interests over human rights. It has nothing to do with Russia. 🍻

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@unusual_whales So crime does pay?

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@Seawolfcap @CryptoJustin Is it possible that Justin misunderstood your tweet? Why would you intentionally STOP making money? 🤣🍻

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@gpward72 @UAWeapons Dude, after sanctions, you know how many rubles those washing machines will be worth??? That’s some serious coin. Nothing to joke about. ;)

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@sean_socal08 @Barton_options Nobody learned shit from 2008. Well, some did, but I don’t think the lessons they learned are what you mean.

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@robreiner Ummmm, is anyone actually paying attention to the facts? @robreiner I totally understand your perspective, but we desperately need some intellectual honesty. That post does not help.

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@TheGOATBAGA @TicTocTick It is for wheat… I shorted WAY too early… nobody will be buying irradiated wheat from the largest exporter on the planet.

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@unusual_whales Thank you for that breaking news! Liquidation is such a “clinical” term. Another way of putting this would be, “Bitcoin investors have lost $1 billion in the last 24 hours. All the boomers are laughing.” PS - I’m a boomer and a loser, but I didn’t have that much invested.

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@TheDeadDistrict Right now, there's some snowflake out there saying "smoking kills." If smoking kills you, you did something wrong. RIP 🙏 (ironically... and, before you @ me, the badass in the pic would get the humor. If you don't, that's fine. You can just fuck off).

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@smartasset Correct answer is never retire. Find something you love to do, and go kicking and screaming into the grave. Cheers!

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@leon_the_calm @Barton_options How big are the tits? (Sorry, couldn’t help myself)

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@CosmoKramerOG @unusual_whales They'll be great for target practice...

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@janee_jordan @ananavarro @KamalaHarris @VP You weren’t insulted??? Wow!

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@ChefGruel That’s all he gets? He needs a better agent. Throw some filet on there…

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@johnscharts Your first? Stay calm. The technology is amazing now. They’ll take care of you. We’ll say some prayers too.

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@mcuban @TheDailyShow I'm recording it. I'll watch as soon as I'm done with the Trump space. Do you guys discuss your TDS??? Jon has a LOT of experience with TDS. Maybe you guys can form a support group.

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@redsteeze @BenAltitude Really??? With everything else happening, that's what you think is impeachable??? Cheers! If all the other shit isn't impeachable, I'm going out on a limb here to say "no", that's not impeachable. Just my two cents, but I'm not very educated...

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@RonCotten3 @KelemenCari @DefiantLs Well, yeah!!! I think we're on the same page. I may have misread your comment or you misread mine. But, I think the bottom line is that we're both okay with dismantling the Department of Education. Right? 🍻

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@SantiagoAuFund That was awesome Brad Pitt, but his best role will always be in Twelve Monkeys. 🤣

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@MrYenShow1 Give me a Mr Yen book, and I might read that. I made money last year trading futures, thanks to Mr Yen. This is my second year of trading futures. Unless I do some stupid shit, I'll double what I did last year. Cheers!

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@DavidSacks @naval @friedberg The worst thing I heard in this podcast was concerns over your blood pressure. Dude, take care of yourself. We need you. Love, A simple chimp🍻

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@RobInTheBlack @CNBC Rob, we need you to do a YouTube video on the Greeks, and tie it into #TheStrat . I would be eternally grateful.

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@johnkress @jluegers @matthewstoller Doesn’t that apply to every Chinese stock?

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@unusual_whales The majority of responses thus far call for a raise of over .5. The crowd could be right (don't care either way), but I suspect we'll see .25 after that Q1 GDP. The market will f'ck the maximum number of people... All due respect to the Snoop meme... Cheers!

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@Mahmoud09 @historyinmemes He did this at great risk to himself. He put so many other people before himself. Selflessness is what we lack today, and this man exemplified it.

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@TicTocTick The man who steals land is telling others to buy it… 🤔

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@Margheriiiiitii @UAWeapons Okay! It's always good when you can you defeat your enemy with the weapons they've provided. Cheers!

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@TheBabylonBee It's never good to have too much life insurance...

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@RichardDawkins @coldxman I haven’t read the book, but he’s a badass. Brilliant young mind. He kinda gives you hope for the future, right? Obviously, he’s wrong. 😂 I love him, but

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@OzraeliAvi The whole Amber thing is so disturbing. If I understand things correctly, she’s an abuser that used the whole me too movement to garner attention. How sick/evil must you be to do that???

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