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crash bandlacoot

@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

East African men when they hit 20.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Look how easily men can sleep when they lie

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@jeanieinthelamp

4 years

Would casual antisemitism be ok?

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4 years

‘It could of just been a causally racist comment’. Sorry, WHAT!? 🤯 #LooseWomen #HarryandMeghan

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Anton said “you came here for love not friends” and you????? Where is your girl you idiot gnome

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

JOANA YOUR BUSY BODY PACKING TONIGHT

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@Xhakaed Like infuriating 😭

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@jeanieinthelamp

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@Tobincii Good woman

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiiin what’s keto saying. Lemme get back into the pool LOOL

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@jeanieinthelamp

9 months

@DeeMilano069 No one can disagree surely

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@jeanieinthelamp

2 years

@___bambii_ Contrarians <<<<<<

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Can’t believe I wanted to marry at 25LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@ItsTffs It’s not even a joke. Also, I’ve had countless periods yet every single time I act confused when I’m suddenly in tears for no reason???

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Who knew wizkid was so sexy wow

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 months

@zeelovee_x Ur rude

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@jeanieinthelamp

3 months

@halivelli Some of the replies are interesting x

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@ItsTffs I cried once because I didn’t have enough milk for my tea in the morning.

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@jeanieinthelamp

2 years

Learning that your work will not speak for itself was is long. You have to be willing to shout about it otherwise no one will care lol

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@silviaokuo Some of us can’t put on lashes 🥴🥴

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5 years

@jaydotadeg @Tanyahhhhhh @sultyyyyyyyy I actually feel like crying. 14 grandkids and you’re scared for every single one

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

@nxdiaomar @_annzyx Slyly this aint it

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

@ovotiann Go home when their coach was booked for 6 and they have no mates in Leicester?? They had to sing or they’ll cry hahsgdej

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3 years

@ovotiann Why did I need to see this?

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Listen it’s actually ok because Areola and her fellow maggi cube are the next out!!!!!!

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@yowzerkeyz @libszzy The NHS??? Lol

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@jeanieinthelamp

4 months

@red1recordz There’s absolutely no rush. Well done for choosing what aligns with you, not everyone done x

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

So all you gym people didn’t want to tell me that you just live constantly in pain???????????

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

My mother just made it into band 8????????

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

My mum is currently practicing her English accent with me on FT for her promotion meeting tommorow

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5 years

@jaydahalex @africanhateyou @jaidarose4 @oliviahurley123 @chocoxrhi @kaylplaydough @keedsss @eyram_k YOU TAGGED THEM ALL LMAOOOOOOOO

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@shaynafaithx @005e5n This is levellsss sis. I must do the same.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Can’t wait for all of of your baby showers

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

He’s even in That foetal position. Scum, the lot of you

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@jeanieinthelamp

4 years

@sadeadekugbe No one has or ever will do it like her.

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@jeanieinthelamp

4 years

@bandzinhoo @beverlyerine @AleishaChippers @portsmouthuni Just say you’re a weirdo too and go.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

@blessingabu15 @asticky1still The crocs SENT me

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@glochellaaa On to the next sis x

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6 years

@Dazhaneleah 100% witchcraft.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

CURTIS LIKE BLACK WOMEN? EVERYBODY SAY YEAHHHHHHHH

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Why do men hate women

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5 years

The birthday make-up never slaps like the usual one

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Hes airing my texts but outlook says he’s he’s online. It is well.

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

Everyone: Kikuyus:

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Please don’t allow this album to trick you into calling him.

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5 years

@teeoonnaaaa Watch everyone break out then she’ll release an acne cream 🥴🥴

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@sxphieallan @alsoknownasmaj @ppxco @damiantrella So he’s trying to justify it?

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

@ChocolateHeroUK @annzyltn Heal bro. Heal.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Wait sorry. You went to break up with your man for him to turn around and say he’s breaking up with YOU????

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@jeanieinthelamp

3 years

@kemz_1 Who is cutting onions.

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

Has she even collected her shoe yet?

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Snippet of Vanessa X Abigail’s new diss track. 👀

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@jeanieinthelamp

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@A_1hxnna They already have the extra one?

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@anjola_i Men like them

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

@FatherAdz_ Yes but you must be in the UK for at least 120 days a year to qualify

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@jeanieinthelamp

6 years

My ex mcm is now my mcm again. I can’t believe this.

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Maths is actually just following instructions

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People out here studied Maths after GCSE’s you know? Your brain must be extra anointed

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6 years

So I won’t be raped if I’m celibate?

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5 years

@Jerushaaa_ You came back at her with such vim. I would have to change the pic and cry 🥴🥴🥴

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@rickyj1998 @KatesThaGreat Only difference is all of his slap

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6 years

This picture is stuck in my throat.

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3 years

@tiannelisex Rich dad poor dad and 48 laws of power is all these lot know

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6 years

@bafude1 Here’s your answer 🥴

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5 years

@Ballerops Choristers uno. He deffo calls us ni**ers at home LOOOOOOOL

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@jeanieinthelamp

3 years

No Bieber no Beyonce. mashAllah.

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6 years

@anjola_i Or go downstairs????

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5 years

@mwambeanio Even his hands cushioning is head KMTTT

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@AudnyApeiron Good girl what? No dey pay.

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5 years

Never felt that. Never smelt that never dealt with that

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when summer walker said “I’d go to hell and jail bout you boy” I absolutely did not feel that

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What kind of glo up is this??? Bc I want it

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@vbnxo This is so incredibly adorable I could cry

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

I am someone. Someone is me

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

Every single time I see this I want to DIE

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5 years

Ahsante sana Rais Magufuli, Waziri...tukutane Ngorongoro, Serengeti na Kilimanjaro... CC: @braydonbentpage @johnjackson_jj #TanzaniaUnforgettable

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Day 1 > Day > 3 > livestream > Wizkid VEVO channel > Wizkid at AN 2019 > Day 2

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day 3 > day 1 > livestream > day 2

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@sydrq Where’s Somalia on that list pls???

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@BenGithu I see you’re wearing a hat too. It’s okay bro we still love you ❣

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Hm.

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@jeanieinthelamp

2 years

How do you guys wear the cute pleated short skirts without your bum being out 🥹🥹🥹 please help

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

These are the people the home office will allow in?

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5 years

I’m roaming the city right now filming trying to find a full face of foreign UK drugstore makeup! 🇬🇧 #JeffreeStarApproved or nah?

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@jeanieinthelamp

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If Afrikaans and hitler youth had an offspring it would look like him

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GEORGE #LoveIsland @LoveIsland

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@jeanieinthelamp

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Arriabata needs to close her lip about “I JuSt hAD tO gEt iT aLl OuT tHeRe”

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3 years

I want SKIMS!!!!!

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5 years

@Ballerops I would never heal.

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5 years

I know Boris is somewhere flipping tables amsjbdnsbr

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5 years

Heartbreak will really slim you huh

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Omg Adele last night at Drake’s party 😧

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@Tobincii So u can remember what you’ve fumbled dear!

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6 years

These are the Swahili men we want. Thanks for coming to my TED talk x

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5 years

@MansaCam Get out now

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@jayroshanee You’re putting domestos in your washing machine with clothes????????!?????

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@Jennieebabie I find that so interesting, I remember saying children are not a must for me and one Aunty told my mum she needs to start praying 😂😂😂

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5 years

Everything I want in this life I will get

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3 years

@KingKomo_ He was so silly with £100 standing

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@Mistaaaman @TrimzyorMo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SORRY???

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@jeanieinthelamp

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@Mloose_ Got stopped once for trying to steal a car. My own car.

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@glochellaaa We thank God for deliverance

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@teeoonnaaaa Closure is so important

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@abitofjoie Regardless. As Teni said. “Bye bye to stingy boyfriends”

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@jayroshanee The stuff you put in a toilet which has been shat in.

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@anjola_i Delete this before the devil sees

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@aebxo @Keilah_Lowe This is funny bc I know a senior account manager who is a zoologist

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I can taste this picture

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5 years

What kind of vibes are these????????????

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@jeanieinthelamp

5 years

This is how I need to start uplifting myself.

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I want to marry this boy

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