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@Tobincii

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Travel, jokes + food mainly. Highly blessed. Software Dev 👨🏿‍💻. Drummer + bass guitarist.

London, England
Joined June 2014
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Travels over the past 9 months ✈️ (Venice, Japan, Egypt, NY):
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Plumbers looking at this pic like “my culture is not a costume”
@slimeeebarbi
india rose
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As a man who has lied about being on a solo trip to Venice before, I know exactly what these picture angles mean
@dbcxptures
db 🖤
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Came to Venice to recharge, April about to be my busiest month 🖤
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8 months
You don’t feel like a weirdo drinking from that in public?
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Y’all at the gym??
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2 years
See-through bathrooms in your hotel when you’re sharing the room with the mandem and not your babes is KILLINGG me LOOOOOOL
@Iam_IamJR
I am Blessed
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Oi. This room is lovely
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11 months
The fact that you clocked on to this is killing me. Both of you are scary!
@naenextdoor12
NaeV..
11 months
Everytime my ex used to follow a new girl he would reorder his following by refollowing all the celebrities to push her to the bottom of the list
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6 years
Tristan Thompson when Khloe asked him if he cheated on her with Jordyn Woods
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2 years
Man City going after Jude Bellingham is the greed they talk about in the Bible
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5 years
Loooool wait you guys think this level of washing yourself is abnormal?
@LoveIsland
Love Island
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Think you're clean? Ovie's cleaner. Ovie wins. #LoveIsland
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Black women defending Megan Thee Stallion dating G Eazy but have they stopped to consider how EAZY it is for the white man to lock up our fellow black G’s? Smh
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Nicki’s cousin after getting the vaccine
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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“Hey can I use your phone real quick” “Yeah sure, just one second”
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He ain’t even @ you, you just out here searching your name. I know you nervous rn looool
@YungMiami305
Yung Miami
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Right here what's up? 👀
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1 year
All American recipes know is heavy cream, easy garlic, and cheese lol
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Chicken & Rice 😍😍
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5 years
LOOOL wait why was "small bum" necessary for this story
@RodzzinhoSilva
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I never used to celebrate my birthdays until one girl with a small bum told me you never know when it’s your last
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2 years
When your babes is telling you a story of an argument from work but you know she was in the wrong
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@charn_xox So even though I flew out BY MYSELF, just because I met someone there (who coincidentally sat next to me on the flight), shared a hotel room with them, and spent my whole time with them there, it doesn’t count as a solo trip? :/
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2 years
Man this dog ain’t saving nobody with that CPR loooool
@TansuYegen
Tansu Yegen
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A drill with a dog trained for CPR👏👏👏
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10 months
As a man who has been taken from his girl by another babe before, I know exactly what the girl on the right was trying to do
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Girl cut off her friend by ghosting her without any reason. Ex friend responded.. who was in the wrong?? 👀👀
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3 years
I’m DEADDD LOOOL. Imagine coming onto Twitter to see your pastor using your tithe money to spray Davido with thousands
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5 years
If I slap. Drake deserves no credit for popularising Afrobeats. Most people don’t consider One Dance Afrobeats and these times all Wizkid did on the song was whisper lmaoooo
@WizkidSource
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. @Drake on the impact “One Dance” and “Come Closer” had on popularizing Afrobeats.
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3 years
Me seeing Batman 5 mins after forgetting to pay for my plastic bag
@jamz13_
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Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭
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I’m crying LOOL. How could this be a compliment??? Whoever said this to you was right
@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
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'The lights are on but nobody is at home.' Is that supposed to be a diss or compliment? 🤔
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Looool nah I just remembered when I tried spin the block on a babe (who NEVER had read reciepts on) and she turned them on just so I would know she saw the message and that she ignored it kmt
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3 years
Hey it’s Wizkid, do you still need them tickets??
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4 years
Man is about to eat Spaghetti Bootynese
@TheSun
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Student drains pasta over the toilet to avoid washing the dishes in the sink
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7 months
Kills me the way Americans be calling their partner “bitch”, bro that is your WIFE
@TheSecondBrazyF
MyBrazyLife 🖕🏽🫵🏽
7 months
Laid up wit ya bitch n the kids running around playing type shit
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1 year
Nah sorry Whitney and Ella argument aside. 1 shower between 12 people is crazy. What’s wrong with the people behind Love Island?
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2 years
Judas:
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amilianna.
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Jesus might be a problem
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4 years
Omgggg wait it wasn't even his car it was a rental for a video??? Nah I would be crying with snot coming out my nose if I was Swarmz LOOOL
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@Swarmz__ what a disgusting L to hold 😭🥴
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?????
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@teefortilly I prefer the term “victim of receiving too much love”
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Omggg it’s officially happening Young Thug x @LilNasX 😭 YT back in his Beautiful Thugger Girls bag 🤠🤝
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This why you gotta do a solo trip with someone else
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The solo trip tax is nastyyyyyyyy
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ppl be 45 and they opps be 8 😭
@centregoals
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Wait till you see who these fans are arguing with 💀
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So this is the boxing that Tommy was working on that took him away from Molly Mae whilst she was pregnant loool?
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Nahhh the 3rd kid’s Nigerian accent is STRONGGG 😭
@tomiwebstr
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why did they line them up this way? hm
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Stormzy to Wiley’s mum in Cyprus
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Judge: 6ix9ine you looking at 47 years 6ix9ine: Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe with Jordyn Woods
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Imagine waiting to start your set of squats and you see niggas using the last bar to do up cheeks testing
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Over 3 hours on the stairmaster at peak time you know, I’d be emailing management trying to get you kicked out of the gym
@chief_toks
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3hour + Stairmaster. I’ve completed this machine 👍🏾
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UK drill prop in 2024 uno. We don’t wanna hear about who got chinged and who was on the wing like Bale
@Jaay243
J 👑👑
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Loool rap is in a bad way. I was seeing people up at 4am gassing nonsense cah a man exposed another man for having a daughter? Lol yeah UK drill is so clear.
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Me leaving the gym tomorrow with the 20kg plate hidden under my tongue
@Unkle_K
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Everyone better just start stealing weights in case gyms close sha
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Diaspora kids talking about “white people don’t know we have mansions at home!” 🥴
@KitchaFitFit1
ይኣክል!💜
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Chris Eubank.
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Guys, if money wasn’t an issue. Who would you dress like?
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Lmao I remember telling my waiter I wanted brunch but with unlimited alcohol and the rest is history
@Raniargh
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I need to lips whoever invented bottomless brunch
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Nah I’m crying. Martin Luther King did not say this LOOOOOOOOOL
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30 on Love Island when there’s Married at First Sight
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Me whenever I see someone talking about how Monzo closed down their account “for no reason”
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Nahh if as a woman you’ve been blocked by a man you’re defo a witch looooooool. Must have TERRIBLE vibes
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Lmao just randomly remembered when I was like 19 my dad asked how a date went + who paid, I said split and he sent me money to pay her back for her half made me contact her to send it (Which was mad awkward since date was meh so hadn’t spoken since then)
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Hey, DM me pls
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I wish niggas sold wigs 😒 I wouldn’t mind sucking a lil d!ck for a 32“ frontal 😭
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@charn_xox Sounds like you victim blaming rn!
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I don’t think scammers are getting smarter, I think people are getting stupider because why would your bank call you to say you should get money from all your other banks and put it into this one then ask for your details
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Scammers are getting smarter everyday. Let’s be careful out there folks. Do not share your details on phone calls or chats for any reason…
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Tell me what?
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You rn:
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Duchess of Brixton🇯🇲🇳🇬 ☭
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It’s giving anti-Black and internalised linguistic discrimination. The Black British English you are speaking is also heavily creolised with AAVE. By policing what can be the norm you are upholding belief systems of linguistic supremacy rooted in whiteness. Miss me wid me.
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AWB highlights: Greatest RB ever?
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LOOOOOOOOL how you already planning for the next guy???
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When you’re at the club but decide to watch her story and see she’s out on a date
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This video is jokes cus I look like I’m going through hell
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Omg Nigeria just got put on the red list and I’m on my way to the airport to go there?????
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Chloe is 25? #LoveIsland
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LOOOOOL no one told him about fake liquor in Nigeria? He was drinking CasaEgbon
@walethewave
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Kai Cenat said he drank over 10 shots of casamigos last night and he didn’t get drunk
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When Summer Walker said “Give that broke nigga a chance and pay his bills like a real woman” >>>>
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Naira Marley finally did a Tiny Desk Concert 😭🔥
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@myles_morris He thinks he’s slick
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Waitttt NSG got a Drake feature for OT Bop??? Yo that’s massive
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One of my fears is finding out a babe, that I'm dating, watches these kind of shows
@BaddiesSpace
The Baddies Space
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More to come on #BaddiesEast 👀
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Spoken like a true thief looool
@Sjnr300
شبح
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If you can get robbed this easily you deserve it
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Ok wait are you guys trying to pretend Jason Derulo’s songs didn’t slap now lol???
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Coming to pick her up for the first time in a white van? She’d be wrong NOT to record it
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Also the way all we can see is the car shaking when he’s beating him up is KILLING me LOOOOL. Some Looney Tunes shit 😭
@Ig1Ig3
INSTA: IG1IG3
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Bus driver batters a man in his car after he spat at him 😯👀 #IG1IG3
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Lol I’d be going straight to HR. This must be in breach of SOMETHING
Work never letting me do the lunch order again lmfao
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Central Cee will wear his hair like this then go on to act like he’s not using racial ambiguity as a marketing tactic 😭
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Lil Durk Crave
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Stormzy said “broke bill splitters” and man said
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@mrharshreality1
AZZZzz
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I don’t know why Stormzy wants to send subliminals my way ? 🤔😳 please let me know guys cuz I’m baffled #HARSHREALITYNOSIS
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Lover girls? In LONDON?
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London must be where romance goes to die I’m so sorry for the lover girls locked in that city
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I’m crying she was dating Sanji
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Yeah Dusty cold, still sounds too similar to Pop Smoke but he still colddd
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Can you guys stop adding Oluwa in the front of these ppls name…
@anissa_wx
anissa
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FIRST WE HAD OLUWAJACK NOW WE HAVE OLUWAZACK!!! #LoveIsland
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Me only seeing one side of this beef because Ivorian Doll blocked me
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This lie is killing me cause Fisherr just came out LOOL
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This is old…. Y’all weird for posting it now
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Nah Ovie really saw all the women on here fighting over Damson Idris, Tobincii and Daniel Kaluuya and decided to scatter the TL with his own pic
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Nah sorry I’m defo a drug shamer
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drug shaming <<< Life nuh ease let ppl enjoy LOL
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Paying £35 for ONE shot yesterday is still paining me
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Me after I put someone on a song and they don’t give me credit every single time they play it:
@CLINT419
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be careful who you put on, some people don’t know how to say Thank You
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The footballer:
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Sorry “birthday months” are only for the women. Your birthday is OVER, back to work big bro 👍🏿
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This whole month is my birthday. Until the 28th then I gotta hand the reins over
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Love Island twice uno. Just stay home and download Hinge
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Because it is rude lol? You people have no tact, why are you always trying to normalise rudeness
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This is the greed they talk about in the Bible smh
@TheeBlaackLamb
IT’S THEE BLAACK ®️ LAMB SHOW
2 years
You still eating seafood after this?
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You rn:
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Bro saw Danica's bum and suddenly realised she might be someone interesting that he wants to get to know. Billy just like me fr
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The damage Dami, Don Jidz, and 2Face have done to the reputations of Nigerians will take YEARS to be undone
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I don’t see why uni’s were rejecting people anyways since they gave offers based on teacher’s predicted grades and they haven’t sat any exams to change this :/
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@Pinero_Nana They boo’d Einstein too. It is well
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This is why Indiyah is worse. She’s just using him, whereas Dami genuinely loves both Summer and Indiyah!
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Just opened up outlook and screamed.
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Me checking if bro said “Not Financial Advice” in the messages where he was putting me onto coins
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Bro. Fumble a baddie and you’re just like this when people ask how your day is going at work
@JayAndreas___
Jay
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When you fumble a baddy your whole head starts spinning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@AceRedBand1t Yeah, crack aside she really is
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@BodegaaCat Get the hell out of here
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