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J*r*d

@jdfvtback

2 years

Climbed the volcano n that

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@jdfvtback

2 months

Neville ignoring Carra’s “would you still swap midfields” is too funny

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@jdfvtback

1 year

“Prime Barclays era” there’s like 5 different eras in here looool how are you going from Bergkamp to Mane

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Do you think my uni knows Europe is in the world?

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@jdfvtback

1 year

He pulled this out of nowhere and then all of their defenders started pushing for a second do you understand how much I hate them

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@KULUZEBSKl

1 year

Nah I can’t believe football let him down… special moment

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Mfer’s angry at himself 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Alex

@AlexFiveZero

2 years

Still shocked at how rude the person working at self service yesterday in asda was

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Reminder that Wales’ Euro 2016 run is levels above England’s World Cup 2018

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Do you think Oppenheimer is going to be a film about how amazing and pure nuclear bombs are?

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Someone PLEASE teach this man the word his

FSG OUT

@ShaunlfcT

2 years

@__LiverBird__ For he’s standards, yeah. By Rashford standards he’s been absolutely unbelievable.

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@jdfvtback

1 year

What on earth is entertaining about a bloke lip syncing to some football commentary

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Rafa acting like he’s taking tactical notes when he’s really just writing “YNWA” over and over una

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@jdfvtback

10 months

He’s an 18 year old boy going to prison for his principles while you’re at home tweeting and frequenting a different coffee shop

𓂆 Meryem

@hgmeryem

10 months

Refusing to serve in a genocidal army but still occupying land … Nothing heroic about this. How about he packs his shit and goes back to his original country?

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@jdfvtback

2 months

I can’t stop watching this, Carra’s smirk at the end too hahahaha

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

2 months

"Now you've finished, will you answer my question?" 🤐 @Carra23 winding up @GNev2 on the Comms Cam 😅

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Unless you have £19k, in which case their beliefs don’t matter anymore. How noble of them

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@jdfvtback

3 years

VVD is the only left centre back that will ever get blamed for things happening on the right side of the pitch

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@jdfvtback

2 months

He got asked TWICE and aired him both times I’m still crying

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Does this thick twat actually think you can have clothes under somebody’s name? As if any lawyer would ever believe that the men’s t shirts he’s regularly seen in are actually his mum’s that she’s lent to him? Dcml

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@Akpommed

1 year

This has 5.3 million views on YouTube btw, are you proud mate @Thogden

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@jdfvtback

2 years

This is literally impossible. I cannot name a random footballer. There is no way for the human brain to rid itself of all bias & influences. My choice would be guided subconsciously.

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

2 years

Name a random footballer... 🤔

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@jdfvtback

6 months

You can tell he grew up idolising Ronaldo ffs this whole game was straight out of his playbook

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@Sxne19iv2

6 months

This is too shameless even for Mbappe

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@jdfvtback

1 year

I swear there was a clip of him telling them to chill the fuck out and then the next play they did it again and conceded fuck offffff

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@jdfvtback

8 months

@ity_0000 I’ve got an idea bro, why don’t you debate Messi vs Ronaldo

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Tattoos aside, the AirPods are killing me. Can you lot not go ANYWHERE without music playing?

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2 years

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Sorry Cian but your IQ must be frighteningly low

Cian ☘️🇾🇪

@Cian_McGivern

2 years

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched hahahaha

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@jdfvtback

2 years

We’d be in the championship

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@DONTM1SSS

2 years

Society if Gerrard and Henderson switched their careers around.

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@SondoyiChoma @SJftbI What? The only thing there is to win in the PL is… the PL. Salah has done that

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@jdfvtback

2 years

@MayoG_13 @Watch_LFC The fanzone didn’t have a single bin and anyone that stuck around for more than 5 minutes after full time got tear gassed, how the fuck were we supposed to clean it up?

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Still got tickets available in almost every block btw

City Report

@cityreport_

3 years

It’s been way too long. Tomorrow, 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 at a full capacity Etihad Stadium for the first time in over a year and a half... 😍

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Twitter give me 400 likes

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Was class 😁

Callum

@CallumCFC_

2 years

@jdfvtback how’s the atmosphere at Wembley then lad

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who famously has no technical ability

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@nocontextfooty

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Sorry but if your minutes played are over 100,000 you need serious help. And that’s being generous

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@jdfvtback

3 years

My dad just sent me this I’m crying

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@jdfvtback

3 years

This is killing me ffs I’d fully forgotten about it

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@jdfvtback

3 years

This exchange is literally this meme hahahahahahah

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@jdfvtback

1 year

He makes a good point, 9/11 was a bit bonkers

SenditBets

@SenditLew

1 year

22 Years ago to the day... It Still to this day amaises me that this shit went happened. What ever you believe ..Conspiracy or not , its Fucking mental ! 👀 That's a Full on Boeing767 ! Deep it ..........Mental!

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@jdfvtback

11 months

1. Kanye 2. Daniel Sturridge 3. Sadio Mane 4. Trent 5. Martin Luther King

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@jdfvtback

10 months

The worst part of the Trent midfield gimmick is pundits/commentators acting like he’s never been a good right back and was just moved inside because he’s too shit out wide to be of any use. They’ve actually forgotten the last 6 years

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@jdfvtback

3 years

What sort of weird fuck triple captains Canos on the first day ffs

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@jdfvtback

3 years

“Everybody who liked Harry Potter was viciously abused as a child” is quite the take

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@jdfvtback

2 years

The funniest part about this was that she quite clearly didn’t care & was just sat there thinking “this old man is sad and pathetic” lmfao, does he think she’s never seen someone eat a burger before?

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Mfer left his wife and kids for a week to raise 20 quid for charity

𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢

@OfficialVizeh

1 year

I’ve been held at Polish Border Control for last 2 hours, despite living here 3 years, having a business in Poland, own property in Poland, married in Poland, have a child in Poland, providing for my family and applied for my Polish residency I’ve been let through out of good

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Yeah how could you ever wait a whole 9 minutes for a train? How are you going to fill the time?

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@PEWilliams_

1 year

This is an advertisement for Uber

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@jdfvtback

3 years

How are you supposed to sanction somebody without affecting the business they own lmfao

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Was there any need

lil orphan annie

@ucannottrickme

2 years

@Oloni and they ALWAYS look like this 😷

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@jdfvtback

1 year

The worst part about this is that it’s so good but we can never sing it or we’ll be the ChatGPT fanbase

LFC Songs 🔴🎶

@aifootballsongs

1 year

🔴🎵Mac Allister Liverpool song🎶🔴 Written by ChatGPT!! 🤖⚽️ Performed by AI 🤖⚽️ @TheRedmenTV @LFC #MacAllister @rossic89

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@jdfvtback

2 years

@cobra0483 @FarleyWrites Ali Dia was better than almost everybody answering this question, and didn’t score so I’m not sure what your point is

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@jdfvtback

8 months

Learning about this in history class was the best day of school

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@historyinmemes

8 months

In a world of boys, he's a gentleman.

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@jdfvtback

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@MegGriffin06 @BL4KEGRIFFIN It’s common, not normal

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@jdfvtback

3 years

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@jdfvtback

1 year

His shot was horrific but why do people act like it was a tap in lmfao there isn’t a player in the world that scores that 9 times out of 10

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@jdfvtback

1 year

They spent more money on transport than they’ve actually raised and none of the players are even tweeting the link man what a disgrace

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@Calemberg_ @SondoyiChoma @SJftbI He’s done that anyway

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@jdfvtback

8 months

What a way to announce you’re thick as fuck

Tego Sigel

@TegoSigel

8 months

I’m not just talking football. Like there was a girl in your class that you knew was not going to be scrapping for GCSE retake spots

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@jdfvtback

7 months

People are taking this Carragher stuff way too far lmao he’s put his foot in it but it’s hardly career ending, bloke just needs to apologise to her and it’ll be fine

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@Ic3Evaa

7 months

Watching people destroy their careers in one moment is so funny.

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@jdfvtback

8 months

Most intelligent Arsenal fan

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Have no problem with people defending AFCON but it’s proper weird when the same people tweeting “AFCON😭😭😭😭😭this tournament is so chaotic it’s amazing” are crying at people saying “AFCON😭😭😭😭this tournament is so chaotic it’s shite”

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@jdfvtback

2 years

You just know that Messi having the most liked Instagram post ever has sent Ronaldo over the edge, social media was all he had left

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@jdfvtback

1 year

People just… go about their day wearing butt plugs? You mean to tell me someone might have had my coffee or chatted to me in a queue while they had something shoved up their arse?

Dread Pirate Bradius 🏴‍☠️

@DreadPirateZero

1 year

Never wear a butt plug to your MRI appointment. My god...

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Every film is 100% positive about its subject matter. Why would you make a film about something you don’t love?

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@jdfvtback

1 year

@_Aguerooooooo Yeah loads of films make Jeffrey Dahmer out to be a good guy

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@jdfvtback

3 years

I’m going to become the joker

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Man said contempt

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Dcml this guy believed a parody account and now is single handedly destroying Gavi’s life

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@jdfvtback

1 year

You genuinely aren’t a football fan

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@jw___95 @real_lord_miles On what planet was it a conspiracy lmao everyones accepted it for god knows how long

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@jdfvtback

8 months

OG ffs are you 9 years old, real mfers remember Dani Pacheco

olav

@tempatea

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Real ones know about the OG youngsters, Dixon-bonner, balagizi, musialowski

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@False_CF @brickIayer .

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@jdfvtback

6 months

It’s time for Thiago to step up and be our player manager

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@jdfvtback

2 years

This is like celebrating shagging Megan Fox, a donkey, and a fleshlight

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

2 years

Jose Mourinho becomes the first manager to win all three major European trophies 🏆🏆🏆

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@jdfvtback

3 years

When Mane was our best player, Salah was world class and shared the golden boot with him. When Salah is our best player Mane can’t beat a man or hit the target lmfao

Jeyan

@Jeyansahin

3 years

When Mane is our best player; CL and PL. When Salah is our best player; individual awards for Salah but LFC always seem to be trash😬

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@jdfvtback

2 years

@flameosumeet @ewanbainer … why do you think they bothered faking sponsors if it didn’t affect their finances?

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@jdfvtback

1 year

It’s obviously fucking green what are you people on about

YouGov

@YouGov

1 year

What colour is a tennis ball? All Britons: Green: 32% Yellow: 64% Aged 18-24: Green: 66% Yellow: 30% Aged 65+: Green: 5% Yellow: 89%

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@jdfvtback

11 months

Dkm I forgot Van Dijk was black, sorry MLK you’re bumped

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@jdfvtback

2 years

There’s like 4 people on earth that think fruit isn’t good for you, who are you talking to here

Laura Lux 🦖🪐

@darthlux

2 years

i don’t care about ‘natural sugars’ nobody will ever convince me that fresh fruit isn’t good for you

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Newslave unironically RTd this meme😭😭😭

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Sergio Ramos concussed our keeper & ripped our star player’s shoulder out in the same game and ended the game with zero fouls committed. What a bastard

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@gw850

2 years

Don’t forget, Karius was deliberately elbowed by Ramos in the UCL Final and had concussion. He’s a much better ‘Keeper than people give him credit for. His career is seemingly defined by this one game.

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@jdfvtback

8 months

The UK really needs late night coffee shop culture

Sky News

@SkyNews

8 months

Nightlife experts warn we're losing one club every two days at the moment - and if we stay on this trajectory, we will have none left by 2030 Read more 🔗

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@jdfvtback

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Twitters obsession with hairlines is insane

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@jdfvtback

3 years

They’re midway through their 7th month there and they haven’t paid any extra rent yet, so the owner is threatening to kick them out. If you can help, please do. They need $3000 for another 6 months.

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@jdfvtback

3 years

They’ve finally raised enough to pay 6 months rent on a new home, I’m so gassed

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@jdfvtback

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Plays like shit, 8 goals scored in the tie before he gets involved, grabs a penalty and a scruffy goal, celebrates like he’s singlehandedly won the game. Twat.

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@Libeema You’re such a cuck for yanks

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Man describes how league tables work

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@False_CF #AnnounceEyes

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@jdfvtback

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Patient: “But doctor I said my leg hurts not my arm, I don’t think I have tennis elbow”: Doctor Raj:

Raj Chohan

@rajsinghchohan

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@connoruru @tacticalfouling Who the fck are you mate to talk to me like that , get out of my mentions you little twerp

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@lilsamsquanch66 Getting on stage and just saying “sprimp” for my whole set

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@sausage_finger @Emilio13766887 @Edwardhd1357 @talkSPORT Why on earth would that be

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@jdfvtback

2 years

He said the thing!

two-phone baby t 🦑

@ninoregen

2 years

@DFakExGoalanke @jdfvtback You're using an app on a phone made by underage kids in China complaining about the big bad organisations all around the world while simultaneously using their products and services. I better see you stitching your own clothes and living off the grid if you're so invested 😂

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@jdfvtback

3 years

Didn’t include his best ever goal because it was against City and he’s scared of his own fans 🤡

Raheem Sterling

@sterling7

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@jdfvtback

3 years

There’s no way anybody has gone their whole life without daydreaming about tackling terrorists dawg

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@jdfvtback

2 years

One thing the world does NOT need is Oloni on a podcast. Never has somebody needed a real job more than that woman

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@jdfvtback

2 years

This video should be banned from the internet there’s nothing more painful

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

2 years

raccoons ‘wash’ food, their scientific name, Procyon lotor, means ‘washing bear’ wetting their forepaws increases the nerve responsiveness, so wetting food may increase the sensory experience and information gathering Watch this one with candy floss

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@jdfvtback

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I’m generally quite libertarian but if you post videos of you throwing up on yourself you should have your kids taken away from you

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@jdfvtback

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@TresBajos @MarkBrady954 @bobbehfirmino Source?

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@jdfvtback

3 years

@DerJudasFan Liverpool Vs Alaves. Nvm👍🏻

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@jdfvtback

2 years

These people are just so poisoned. So many of our fans have zero positive memories of us winning the Champions League (after one of the greatest comebacks of all time) then going and WALKING the Premier League like nobody's ever done. Why do you bother watching football?

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@PhantomGoal

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we won every competition going and fans will still try to rewrite history to say that we were, in fact, actually shite

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@jdfvtback

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@flameosumeet We literally had 4 bad months almost entirely due to injury problems mate

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@jdfvtback

2 years

Darwin Nunez drop another disasterclass I dare you

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@jdfvtback

1 year

Why’s she holding him so close I’d have started barking

Brradley Dennis

@BradleyDSharp11

1 year

Not everyday you run in to @laura_woodsy at your local coop! 😍

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@jdfvtback

3 years

They’ve finally raised enough to pay 6 months rent on a new home, I’m so gassed

J*r*d

@jdfvtback

3 years

I’m once again asking for donations to this Ugandan orphanage, they’re about 80% of the way to their goal but they can’t move in until they have 100%, so they’re still living in an unfinished church.

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