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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

This comment, under a video of the Big Break theme tune, is the single funniest thing on the internet imo

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

1 month

A busker outside Charing Cross just said "here's some Christina Aguilera for a beautiful Friday... is it Friday? Thursday! Wednesday? It's Tuesday! Wow!" and then started playing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia, and I found her confusion and crumbling grip on reality quite relatable

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

1 year

love that this psycho draws the line at writing the word "fuck"

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@Saw

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speaks for itself. #SawX #SawTenber

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lot of "err I THINK you'll find it you book 700 months in advance and sit on the floor of the toilet it's only £100 ACTUALLY" nerds in the replies because the country is full of people who think we should work for basic services rather than them working for us

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@JoeNockles

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Trains to Yorkshire are now £250. It was nice having parents, but I think they’ll understand if I go to Gran Canaria instead for half that.

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

Sorry but I love all the Captain Tom drama. It's all so funny, especially considering how many people made absolute fools of themselves fawning over this wretched family back in 2020

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

You have to work to go on strike son

The Secret Landlord

@landlord_secret

2 years

I see Shelter have gone on strike. I wonder what would happen if letting agents and landlords went on strike?

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

the British media:

Redfield & Wilton Strategies

@RedfieldWilton

1 year

What do British voters think is the most important issue in the UK today? (2 August) Cost of Living: 30% The Economy: 15% Immigration: 6% The Environment: 6% Climate Change: 3%

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

1 year

For at least two years everyone on here has known he groomed that boy, so the idea that ITV, his management, his friends and his colleagues didn't know and have only just found out is for the birds. They're all complicit in the cover-up. Again. Not a single lesson learned.

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

@shankster1892 Nobody's disputing that the money he raised went to the NHS but the fact he was being exploited was as obvious then as it is now, and the sycophantic hysteria from the press about the whole affair was excruciating

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

1 month

oh, it's actually only £60 at midday in a fortnight is it? Great, that's still fucking extortionate

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@jaycgallagher

2 months

@townsendyesmate I pressed yes on this once and only once and it said there was an error, go back to classic, I honestly do not think new Teams exists

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@josboCDF17 Ahh yes, the ones who tell you the NHS makes them proud to be British whilst trotting out to vote for its underfunding every couple of years

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@LBC @AliMirajUK This is so asinine. She's not running to be a forklift truck driver or a sales manager, she's running to be First Minister. What else besides her personal beliefs do you think she should be judged on?

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

4 years

Only Fans confirmed

Owen Jones

@owenjonesjourno

4 years

Special announcement tomorrow - Friday - at 1pm on Twitter 👀

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

1 year

roisin murphy

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@jaycgallagher

1 month

@marcusjdl same way we've all been tricked into thinking it's perfectly normal to join a phone queue lottery at 8am to see a GP when we need one, rather than 3 weeks after we're dead

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

hahahaha

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

This isn't just client journalism, this is boot-licking, extra-tasty British client journalism. The state of it. The absolute miserable, pathetic state of it

Christopher Hope📝

@christopherhope

3 years

I had the honour today of telling Stanley Johnson he was to be a grandfather again - he had been watching a film in the cinema with his phone off. He told me: "It is wonderful news. It is very good to have this extremely uplifting news from an impeccable source - the @Telegraph ."

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

this entire look

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@acheronix

1 year

what is the male equivalent of a sundress? does it exist?

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

He's a 10 but the portrait of him in the attic is an absolute mess

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

4 years

"While pupils cannot interrupt" So it's not a 'live lesson'. It's a lecture, delivered by an individual who hasn't created his own resources, doesn't know his pupils or their needs and therefore hasn't differentiated for them, and who is required to do no assessment. Righto.

Amy Forrester

@amymayforrester

4 years

Lord grant me the confidence of a man appearing in an article criticising teachers for not planning/delivering their own content....and using a PowerPoint from Classroom Secrets that he hasn’t planned himself.

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@jaycgallagher

1 month

of course they're now in my mentions to tell me that the shite service and extortionate prices should simply be sucked up because they can't find a reason to exist without being made to suffer

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

@tyzyn Screaming that someone has tagged the DHOTYA account in this, especially when it so obviously did happen

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@jaycgallagher

5 years

BAFTAs so white they nominate the same white woman twice for the same award...

BAFTA

@BAFTA

5 years

Our Supporting Actress nominees: 🎥 @LauraDern – Marriage Story 🎥 Scarlett Johansson – Jojo Rabbit 🎥 @Florence_Pugh – Little Women 🎥 @MargotRobbie - Bombshell 🎥 @MargotRobbie - Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood #EEBAFTAs

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@HootingBadger Fair. It is true that I would've totally forgotten to take my protein pills without his guidance.

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

@robbiereviews me reading this news:

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

In the nicest possible way... what has she actually achieved? Places are closing at an alarming rate, and those that are still open kick you out at midnight. Nightlife in this city is on its knees.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

@MayorofLondon

1 year

Massive congrats to our @Nightczar Amy Lamé on being awarded the Freedom of the City of London for her work to protect, preserve and innovate the capital at night, and champion LGBTQI+ rights.

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

"I wish I had Heartstopper growing up" excuse me, you had Skins, or was Maxxie apologising in front of the whole class for letting Tony nosh him off not enough for you people?

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

@marcusjdl I thought it would take at least another couple of weeks before this happened

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

3 years

She ignored the science around HIV/AIDS for a decade and let innumerable people die for no other reason than it was politically expedient to do so. The blood on those hands was coated on thick.

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

3 years

"Warmer planet will not kill US ALL" is very indicative of where the right wants this debate to go. Now that denialism no longer convinces anyone, they have moved to discussing acceptable levels of collateral damage. Death and displacement but not for people like them. Vile.

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@jaycgallagher

1 month

Genuinely been quite stunned by how little we've heard from the government in the past couple of days... they should be front and centre condemning this at every opportunity. The grown ups have shit the bed.

Michael Walsh

@thatbloodyMikey

1 month

The Government's response to these Far Right Riots & attacks on Minorities has been fucking Abysmal. I knew they were Useless, but Where the fuck are they?!! What the fuck are they scared of saying??

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

4 years

@alexgough_ Dear lord, what a sad little election

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

Those who knew and who entertained the "brave, courageous Phil" narrative a couple of years ago should also be hounded out of public life. How dare any of them use us to provide a shield for him. Vultures.

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

3 months

@kira_millana @ralphaali @ShamaTatler See if they'll sell you some basic human decency while you're at it

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

4 months

@ASonNamedBort I only managed to vote for he/him six times but a cheer went up every time I did 🫡

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

9 years

I love when people comment "and you got paid to write this??" under articles. Like mate, it's 2016, of course I didn't get fucking paid

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

@SteveHolmes636 Well, I didn't set up a dodgy foundation that is under investigation by the Charity Commission, I didn't take my elderly dad to Barbados in the height of a pandemic, and I didn't exploit him to self-publicise and make a quick bundle for myself. But other than that...

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@DamienSBS To this day I'm still stunned they did that, and that it was covered so positively in the media

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

@callummay @GrahamMoonieD you're right! he clearly doesn't take any pride in his work anymore, so sad to see

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@joehunter All it's missing is a minion

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@jaycgallagher

1 month

@KMC_1889 exactly. It can be so much easier and cheaper but everyone has been convinced that it can't and therefore we should all instead luxuriate in the misery

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@stephenmcdine I agree. The whole affair was incredibly dispiriting, albeit having been wrapped up in the packaging of a feelgood story

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@jaycgallagher

1 month

Once again, the DfE should be making it crystal clear to her that she can be a headteacher or she can be a political rabble rouser but she cannot be both

Generic English Teacher

@TabitaSurge

1 month

Not going to make my usual jokes about the nation's most prominent educator, Katherine Birbalsingh. What she's doing here is normalising right-wing lies, legitimising hate, and spreading disinformation of the most dangerous kind

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@10Burleylisa Please, I implore you to get a grip

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@pjwwriter That is terrifying...

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@eprssom "should we finish HS2?" buddy we should be on HS7 by now

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@angryjack1912 @shankster1892 Ask his daughter, I'm sure she can knock one up and raise some money from it for "charity"

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@mai_adaeze I saw this earlier and it's genuinely just so bleak? £1 a lap... given his pace, not even minimum wage

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

That's right ✊

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

3 months

David Lynch every time he announces a secret new project and people ask if it's a new film:

IndieWire

@IndieWire

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David Lynch’s Secret New Project Is an Album and Music Video with ‘Twin Peaks: The Return’ Star Chrystabell

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@jaycgallagher

6 months

Sunak comparing Angela Rayner calling an MP "scum" with what Hester said might well be, against admittedly stiff competition, the most pathetic thing he's ever said

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@jaycgallagher

8 years

@ben_hart "Wage war on political correctness" Can't wait for Chilcot's inquiry into that.

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@tomhfh @bencsmoke Because you're supposed to be a journalist, not an uncritical mouthpiece. Have a shred of dignity ffs

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@jaycgallagher

4 months

Quitting immediately after a three day weekend, I get it

British Electoral Politics

@electpoliticsuk

4 months

NEW: Green Party London Assembly Member Sian Berry has resigned her seat just 3 days after winning it. She is also the Green Party's candidate for Brighton Pavilion in the General Election.

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

@scottygb I turn them on whenever I can. I find they help me to concentrate more on dialogue and stop my mind from wandering.

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@jaycgallagher

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@deantweetman God this is pathetic. "Cry about it" you people are fucking addicted to suffering and endurance for no good reason

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

The mere existence of private schools is 'social engineering', you melts

Telegraph Education

@Tele_Education

2 years

🎓Cambridge accused of ‘social engineering’ as state school pupils now more likely to get a place The Telegraph reveals for the first time a sharp drop in the rate of admissions for independent school pupils Thread🧵⬇️

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Jay

@jaycgallagher

2 years

@L1nko64 @ElectraWithaC @dandouglas So 3 months unpaid labour then

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@jaycgallagher

10 years

Same-sex marriage is "humiliating people who love the family" says Nicolas Sarkozy, a man currently on his 3rd marriage. RIP satire.

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@jaycgallagher

8 years

Beware the rhetoric as well. When Tories say they want to give people control of their lives, it means they want to dismantle state support.

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

Empire Magazine

@empiremagazine

1 year

EXCLUSIVE: James Gunn introduces #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 's fuzzy alien friend Blurp, aka. "probably the most important MCU character going forward". Read more:

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2 months

+1 lmao

Tom Tugendhat

@TomTugendhat

2 months

The @Conservatives need a leader who can win.

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

The worst form of writing. It's just tickling the part of your brain that remembers shit from the past.

Netflix

@netflix

2 years

Always be referencing.

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@TriviaOTD

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1 year

Not this weird cunt coming for me omg

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

As most of you know, my mum has been critical in ICU for almost 3 weeks. Just got another update from the hospital and as of now she is off sedation, off the ventilator, meaningfully interacting, and will hopefully be moving from ICU to the rehab ward in the next few days ❤️

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@jaycgallagher

8 years

The "slay queen" shit has already started with Theresa May. Theresa fucking May! You lot would've voted for Thatcher cos she was sassy jfc

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@putasinghonit The delivery of "you're not coming" is instantly iconic

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@tom_usher_ @EveSimmns @SadiqKhan Scromiting and shitting until I get attention

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@jaycgallagher

9 years

Dunno why Louise Mensch is questioning this story, Twitter's autocomplete proves it's true?? http://t.co/is0MO1s0ZA

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@jaycgallagher

1 year

She had the poor old duffer under the kosh for years before she sent him marching up and down the garden

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

THE 400 BLOWS: Still indomitable after all these years. That final shot remains one of the all time greats. Essentially a perfect film. It's back in cinemas at the moment so if you get a chance, see it in all its restored glory.

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@JubbyJJ I think he was exploited by his wretched family, and the dishonesty was of their making, enabled by a deeply uncritical media circus. I never said it was of his making, but go off.

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@jaycgallagher

3 years

@CasparSalmon I lost it at "it is attention to detail like this" about... sparkles appearing around someone's fingers?

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@jaycgallagher

4 years

The map as it now stands: 290 - Biden 214 - Trump 4 - Seasons Total Landscaping

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@CMKSE20 @bbcproms Why should we be compelled to mourn? If you wish to mourn, you go right ahead, nobody is stopping you, but other people will get on with their lives. Furthermore, why shouldn't a celebration of music not be considered mourning? People mourn in different ways.

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@TriviaOTD

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@marcusxdusty Reporting somebody to Prevent for being *checks notes* anti fascist...

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@Jetsam_Shoes oh you're getting a pay rise fr

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@mattparkins Maybe we can strive for better than sitting on a bus for 9 hours

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@jaycgallagher

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Screaming at all the quote tweets to this calling it low and below the belt, as though she isn't talking about an actual fucking slug here

Diane Abbott

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Some people on Twitter seem to think that Michael Gove is poised to take over from Matt Hancock. But are they confident that Gove’s private life is beyond reproach? Maybe Sarah Vine can shed some light on this #BacktoBasics

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@jaycgallagher

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@whyitsross I would simply never wash my face again

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@jaycgallagher

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@OwenJones84 Simply refuse to believe Buckells the Naughty Elf could do anything more difficult than walking in a straight line.

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@jaycgallagher

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Jane Merrick

@janemerrick23

1 year

🚨 Tory source: "Sunak can't blame these results on last year's chaos. He started that chaos by knifing the most successful Tory election winner in 50 years. Sunak's claim that stability has been restored is shot to bits." @theipaper

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@tinshh He remains the single best argument against the concept of meritocracy

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@jaycgallagher

3 months

we need to open the schools and give everyone a dictionary

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need a twink like this so bad

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@MaryRob59944406 @hansmollman @petercardwell

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@stevenperkins "As a straight man who was threatened with receiving a yellow card, I too understand the dangers faced by LGBTQ+ people"

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@jaycgallagher

5 years

Turns out I'm a Niall Horan stan now

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@jaycgallagher

2 years

@avfc_views It's what happened in the aftermath that's been the main problem. The foundation set up in his name, by the family who exploited the situation and seemed more interested in self-publicity than much else when he was still alive, is being investigated by the Charity Commission.

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@jaycgallagher

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@wardroy8_roy @paulpowlesland @GoGoGoings Because if he didn't, dipshits like you would accuse him of making it up

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@jaycgallagher

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@marcusjdl Weird how whenever they bang on about the 'Red Wall', they never talk about how every seat in Merseyside (including ones very unfavourable to them in terms of average age) stayed red, almost as though they don't think the people there matter as much as a racist in Darlington

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@Most

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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

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Prima Facie (Harold Pinter Theatre) - Jodie Comer exudes stunning courage and vulnerability in a powerhouse performance that helps to peel back the grubby veneer of a rotten system, delivering a furious riposte against injustice and sexual violence. A modern masterpiece - 10/10

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