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28 days

Trains to Yorkshire are now £250. It was nice having parents, but I think they’ll understand if I go to Gran Canaria instead for half that.

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Never knowingly under-speedo'd

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1 year

Not enough half naked gays in speedos on my TL today for me

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JK Rowling naming a gay northerner

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It's my mum's birthday today!! This is from the time she begged me to take her to see Björk and then 5 mins into the concert turned to me and said 'oh no, Joe, I meant Kate Bush...' 🙈

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@asht0nAB Who are these cartoon character kids? They’re not real people, they’re just put on this site to annoy me

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1 year

🌈DAY 1 of Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 - I saw a marriage proposal taking place in the toilets of a railway station. Awwww 😍 love is love

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8 months

He is openly gay. And that is still remarkable in leadership positions in world politics. If the UK got a gay PM, there are at ~2 previous we might be erasing by calling them "the first gay PM" and it's in gay people's interest to challenge the idea that history is heterosexual.

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8 months

To be clear: the new Prime Minister of France is not “openly gay” — he is gay #GabrielAttal

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28 days

Happy to admit that £250 is inflated for the lol. But if you think £120 - £220 is a normal amount to be paying on trains with no guaranteed seat two weeks in advance, you're doing yourself a disservice.

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The guy who called me a 'salty cow' for not wanting to travel from Leeds to London instead and the guy who assured me it was £60 if I booked more than 2 weeks in advance but then wouldn't help me find one for that price have both now blocked me 🙏🤣

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5 months

@minturnalexandr 8-part drama starring Jonathan Bailey, when?

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3 months

Good afternoon to Tobias Gough and Tobias Gough only

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@mattspx Brighton is particularly bad

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27 days

Hope everyone's having a nice time in my mentions. I've booked flights to GC 🙏

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@davidaak1991 I tried, but I struggle to get anything done on the new moon unfortunately. I set an alarm for 07:00 but I always wake up in a forest naked and covered in other people's blood.

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1 year

Top presenting ⬆️

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1 year

No thoughts. Just the Heated outro.

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2 years

@sacha_coward Mine is Scar

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5 years

Me and @AyoCaesar are officially best friends now. She disapproves of everyone I'm shagging so at least her and my mum will get on.

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6 months

It's so telling that it was the international press agencies that rejected the image. The British press just published the press release exactly as they were asked. It's embarrassing.

Chris Ship

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6 months

I suspect this was not the headline Kensington Palace was hoping to get from the normally supportive @Telegraph on Monday morning: “Photo from Palace was doctored, say agencies”.

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5 months

This weather can stay

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8 months

I get it feels nice to argue against the word "openly" but there literally have been times when it hasn't been possible to be open about your sexuality in politics and there literally are countries where it wouldn't be possible now. It's not helpful to pretend that isn't the case

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3 months

Grindr but for someone to spend the afternoon just giving me a cuddle

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27 days

@blockthecoup @2primates Genuinely might be cheaper to pay for me and my parents to meet up in Hamburg tbh. But I was hoping to see their dogs too and pet passports aren’t cheap 🤔

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7 months

A very sexy guy in the gym just took his airpods out so he could compliment my abs - we are now engaged to be married. Buy a hat immediately.

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1 month

Candid moment from Friday night incidentally watched over by the zeitgeist 💚

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2 years

Just smiled at a guy in the street and once past, he tried an over-the-shoulder second look, but he walked straight into a lamp post with a loud *bang*

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5 months

@minturnalexandr You've convinced me. I'm ready to make her the main character

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3 years

🚨NEW JOB DAY🚨 I started a new job today at the absolutely glorious Kew Gardens 🌱🌵🌾🌿🪴 Really excited about learning the names of a few more plants, feeling an enormous sense of wellbeing, lunchtime walks and contributing to something environmental - it's very now.

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28 days

@sammcinnerny If only I tried Trainline. Thanks. This is my first time booking a train.

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1 month

When I post this at the top end of Carnaby Street, it means something very different.

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1 month

Just used a loo! Omg. The thrill was overwhelming!

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7 months

Haircut 💇‍♂️

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8 months

I'll be annoyed if when George comes to the throne, they call him the first "openly gay king" because James I was very open about it and it's good for us to acknowledge that attitudes change in both directions at different times in history.

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1 year

Oh god, they've done a straight version of I Kissed A Boy? How's that going to work...

Love Island

@LoveIsland

1 year

It's a date! 🫶 #LoveIsland returns Monday 5th June

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@sigirides Yesss, I literally did the same last year. Did all the planning, plotted a lovely 3-day route through Cambridge, Lincolnshire, up the east coast etc. Wish i'd gone for it.

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6 months

post a pic where your body tea was insane

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1 year

@spinningjoe @jamesdgreig It is. Feels like the BBC deliberately rehabilitating his image here

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4 months

Woke up with a guy who couldn’t remember my name. He guessed Adam so I just went with it and now I’m in his phone as Adam. How will I keep track of all my lies?

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22 days

The guy from Kissed A Boy walking up and down the street party waving at people like he’s Ian McKellen

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2 months

The idea that queerness is defined by being murdered in the Middle East keeps coming up these days and it feels insanely racist.

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8 years

This card badly needs a comma. Managed to talk myself out of getting it for my dad for his birthday...

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11 months

The Gymnasium. The name comes from the Ancient Greek term gymnós, meaning "naked" or "nude".

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3 months

Constantly amused by how incapable I am of dressing for the weather

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1 year

This meme format is almost exclusively used to express boring middle of the road heteronormative, conservative, shaming views that say more about you than they do anyone else.

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3 years

opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!

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7 months

A fun thing about Hampstead Theatre: the toilet doors have massive production shots on them and I always go for a wee in Colin Morgan.

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3 years

Primark has been closed for most of the last year. The Pollyanna restaurant doesn't exist. That Beautiful Brows company dissolved in 2018. There's more scandal here than is so far being addressed.

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3 years

📰 FACT CHECK: It is wrong to claim the Home Office expenses that have been circulated today are the Home Secretary's. They are department wide and for vital equipment like PPE. It is completely false to say the Home Office has spent money on beauty products, it was PPE.

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1 year

Gay people shouldn't go into straight venues. The music is terrible and it's only a matter of time before someone asks you what you've been watching on Netflix.

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1 year

🥰 Fan mail.

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28 days

@sammcinnerny That's 2 weeks away. The following weekend is worse. The weekend after is a bank holiday. Not sure why you're jumping to the defence of the railways tbh

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8 months

Sweatbox gym has gone Clothing Optional 7 days a week 🙌🙌

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4 months

If only there were other ways the Chancellor of the Exchequer could fund healthcare

Jeremy Hunt

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4 months

I am now sitting back on a comfortable sofa in 11 Downing Street with rather sore legs! Not the fastest time in the world at 5. 40 but an incredible afternoon, the crowds kept us going and it really was London and Britain at its best. So many people raising funds like me for

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4 years

I don't know who needs to hear this, but 'Yes, Prime Minister' is on BBC4 and it's somehow even more relevant than it was ~5 years ago last time I watched it all.

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4 years

Aw, she says thanks for the likes. I did get her some flowers too. 🌹

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28 days

@sammcinnerny Find me a £60 ticket in August that doesn't require me to take time off work to travel or involve a 7 hour night train and I'll book it immediately. Thanks for your help.

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4 months

Just inadvertently eye-fucked a hot moustached muscle daddy at a traffic light. He saw me looking and said in a really fruity but matter of fact way “your legs are amazing”. Then we both just kinda stared at each other smiling but not breathing. Then the lights went green.

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1 year

Alright, I'll play.

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1 year

Wanted to remember what my top lip looked like.

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5 months

I don't often go to restaurants on my street because they're ££££, but there was an offer on oysters today and in the time I had half a dozen, half a dozen guys I've hooked up with walked past and stopped to make friendly chat. I love community.

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9 months

Pret a Madonna 🔥

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Adding the CEO of the BFI to my list of prominent people who have seen me naked

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7 months

This is embarrassing reporting. There is no backlash. The voxpops demonstrate that the entire debate is confected and real people just want to get on with their lives and be left alone by terfs and journalists.

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7 months

Parkrun is facing a backlash over its decision to scrap all-time records after a row over transgender athletes taking female records. Sky's @mattuthompson has been speaking to runners in Clapham this morning to get their reaction 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

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I dont know who needs to hear this, but you absolutely can take pleasure in the Tories' defeat while also worrying about what comes next. Don't deny yourself joy.

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28 days

@liam43102 Salty cow? Excuse me. I was looking at advance fares on specific routes in late August from London to Scarborough. I'm really not sure what you're trying to achieve by being rude.

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22 days

Twinks should not be kept in cages in this weather. If you’re hot, they’re hot.

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5 years

I can't believe it took me like 4 days to realise that the fit lad with no shoes on incapable of sitting on chairs like a normal person and genuinely the stand out performance of the show was my future husband, Colin Morgan.

The Old Vic

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5 years

'You have a right to whatever you have. Everything, Chris, understand that? To me, too' #AllMySons

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3 years

I don't understand how James Cleverly can say he supports a two-state solution in one breathe and then that he doesnt recognise the state of Palestine in the next. (I also don't understand lots about this situation and probably never will)

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1 year

Done a pilgrimage to the site of the very first lido, invented by Kylie Minogue in 2003 and made famous in her music video to the song 'Slow'. Prior to that, outdoors pools were just unfinished buildings lacking a roof. Very Padam Padam. @kylieminogue

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3 years

It was -1° at the lido this morning. Absolutely the best way to start the day tho.

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7 years

People don’t give Hollyoaks credit enough for how funny it is. Sienna just dropped a throwaway line: “Kim, come and help me choose one of these baby kimonos” BABY KIMONOS

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3 years

This idea that they can't answer hypothetical questions is bullshit. Hypotheticals are the only way to understand how a person might act. If they refuse to answer hypotheticals, we can only (?) assume they would do the right thing in a live situation, but with no evidence.

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3 years

NEW: Boris Johnson’s official spokesman refuses to say whether No 10 would reveal if the Prime Minister is fined for breaching Covid laws. He suggests it’s “hypothetical”.

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@_mrseras So would you rather they ignore the 'first' and just don't mention it or ignore the potential that previous PMs might not have been able to be public about their sexuality? Gayness becomes a modern phenomenon. (I completely agree outside for the context of a first btw)

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2 years

@jamesglynn I'm going to need a reaction gif of Alison Hammond turning to camera and saying "I just need some lines"

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1 year

Wore my sluttiest little outfit to the gym and there's no one here I fancy

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4 months

When you crack a joke in the steam room right at the back of Pleasuredrome

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1 year

It's mad to me that 3 performances are completely sold out and the others are very limited availability. You'd think the second revival in 10 years of a very challenging, potentially niche interest show would have diminishing interest. But this is wonderful to see.

English National Opera

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1 year

Phelim McDermott’s Olivier award-winning production of Philip Glass’s Akhnaten returns 11 March ☀️ With very limited availability across the run, hurry and book your tickets now 👉 #ENOAkhnaten @openspacer @A_R_Costanzo

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2 years

Gave a guy my phone number in the gym just now. Put my name in as Joe FITnessFirst and handed it back all cocky. What a flex!

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1 year

I'm not leaving and you can't make me.

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6 years

@ProducerOllie @swiftlaura I wouldn't have installed an "injury spike" in the first place

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7 years

The homophobia is real

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5 years

Further listening for fans of @kmillerheidke 's #Eurovision entry for #Australia last night. 'Live at Sydney Opera House'. It's really sorting out my hangover 👌

Live At The Sydney Opera House

Album · Kate Miller-Heidke · 2017 · 17 songs

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