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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
BROO I let Bash use my phone to play Among Us last night and this is what I found in my insta dms 🤦🏼‍♀️💀someone come get this kid 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ lmfaoo
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
@420ForDickPain @Complex He’s beautiful inside and out we know
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3 years
@lilyjjanet @_xkass12 Them shits do be smackin 😂
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2 years
@djcamic @siyyaninaas Literally and figuratively 🤣
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5 years
@dattheatrejunky @franki_sotelo This. In n out does not donate to directly to Trump, they give to both parties for their own interest
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7 years
@wishfulvictoria @kjenipher_ @jordan_matsuda Like Kylie, Travis, and Posie 👀🦋😂
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7 years
@elliethesamurai @Febreezionn If he can find anybody to procreate with 🤷🏼‍♀️
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5 years
@hourtohcur Slytherin 🐍 Capricorn 💚✨
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1 year
@historyinmemes The judge under the desk:
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
@XXL Everybody tweeting "drop that shit" or "bullshit, he would have wanted you to" this isn't about how you THINK Mac would feel about it, it's about how Q feels. Empathy will get you places
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7 years
@M_oneymike It was you, you started this
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6 years
@vsklesh @Jossselyyn Bash has spent his entire life honing his craft
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@jasmyncabbage
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1 year
@artmuurderer @allurities @bighealthyfr No they don’t and you know it lol false equivalence
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2 years
@princeparkergh @IIeslie Y’all are weird. It’s not like you can tweet something (in February) and have it not be applicable anymore now (in July) 🙄
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@jasmyncabbage
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7 years
YOOOO MY DAD REALLY THE SALVADORIAN HANK HILL 😂😂😂
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Maimai and Bash back at it again smh lol
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2 years
@buttanyc_ 😮‍💨
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
@That_man_idk @EnuJad Django Unchained 🔥
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6 years
@Danny_M_15 @bayley_caaarrl @Gallaecian @RobertoWinsSher I think you missed the whole point there, buddy
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6 years
@UberFacts Where is her @netflix series
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
So yesterday I tried breaking up with a hoe of mine bc he has a gf and he told me he was gonna break up w her lmao everybody trash we going to the movies on Wednesday
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
@Rosegoldsweats9 @TheNikkiRosa I always think this way too lmao
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3 years
“Lemme claim him for my tax return”
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
I’m done giving my energy to the wrong people
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Josh asked me to be his Valentine while I was sucking his dick last night it was so romantic 🥰🥰🥰
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2 years
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3 years
I feel like he accidentally calls her Kim and she don’t correct him just smiles
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
IF SHE SUCK DICK FOR HER OWN PLEASURE SHE A DEMON FR 😈
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
LMFAO
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2 years
@Acdra_Cos And ISSA
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2 months
@SelsGraceful @BuzzingPop How cool would it have been if they leaned into that “she looks familiar 🧐” lmao
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
Anal while watching Harry Potter, call that Prisoner of Asskaban 💯
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
So earlier I was helping Bash look for this silver chain & he goes, “maybe someone took it, someone who starts with a P” and I’m like “Papa? (My dad) Why would Papa steal your chain??” And this fool says, “idk cause he got no drip?” LMFAOOOOOOOOO I really cannot with this kid
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Y’all... this is what happens when I leave my son with my little sister #tidepodgeneration
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
They said fuck Church’s Chicken
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The Inglewood Transit Connector Project will provide a direct transit connection from the Downtown Inglewood station to the Forum, SoFi Stadium and the new Clippers arena.
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
I wanna have sex like all the time
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7 years
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8 years
Some day someone will look at you and realize you are everything they've ever wanted
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
I finally got to hug and kiss my beautiful baby boy today 😭😭😭😭 and look what he made me 😩😍 my heart, “can you keep it with you forever?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺💘💘💘
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2 years
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Ok lil rough draft 😭 I was trying not to be too loud lol
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@jasmyncabbage
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11 months
@gon86097212 @certified_brxt @collinscollin77 @shannonsharpeee We don’t need to know. Nothing justifies that
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
In honour of Pie Day I will be getting creampied 🤍
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
I’m DONE being toxic and im DONE putting up with toxic shit. I’m working on being better overall. Gonna start doing shit that makes me happy again even if it’s by myself.
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@jasmyncabbage
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7 years
This is a good tweet
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
👋🏼😛
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
That I’m better than u
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
I drain his energy so he can’t give it to other bitches
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3 years
April 1st
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3 years
Alright so when is national mens day? 🤔
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3 years
I wanna throw a lil Halloween costume kb at my house this year 😶‍🌫️
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4 years
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
My sister made this for me and I really don’t know what to say (other than thanks) LOL
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
Man I just got a ticket for not using my turn signal like officer, why tf would I let these mfs know my next move?!?
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Every man eats ass, your butthole just ain’t cute enough sis
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Can y’all let John Cena work out in peace smh this why celebrities hate y’all
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Invisible Man getting a quick workout in 😩🧐 [via versace_george/IG]
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4 years
@ginacanu777 @pettyhoepotato @bbmx240 @platinumchiefer @ncbbyy @M_Martiinez21 Then it’s not like he’s incapable of getting money to pay for that tow truck 😂 who the fuck cares lmao
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@jasmyncabbage
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11 months
@adoseofmars I think you are both right. Because we all know it depends
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
:)
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4 years
If he sleeps with more than one pillow, he a hoe. What he need all that extra comfort for
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4 years
Pregnessy
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@jasmyncabbage
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2 years
My baby is 9 years old today!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 where has the time gone - one of my favorite videos of us (and I have A LOT) from 2016 😩 happiest bday to my talented lil baby 🥳💘💫
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@jasmyncabbage
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7 years
Lmfaooooo my dad took Bash to monster jam today
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
Omg guys my bf might let me eat his ass!!!!! 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭 I’ve been waiting so long for this moment y’all have no idea how much this means to me 🥺🥺🥺😍🤣
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@jasmyncabbage
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2 years
What’s your big 3? Mine are coffee, water and alcohol
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@jasmyncabbage
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2 years
My son is funny lmaooo
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@jasmyncabbage
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7 years
I would like to wish a very happy 4th birthday to my beautiful lil nugget who has changed my life for the crazier, funnier, better 🎉🎈💘
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Just a little PSA: Mother’s Day is in like 3 weeks so order that shit now!
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@jasmyncabbage
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1 year
@Asaad2139 @ois3au @Mark27Sara @bebyghel *blue and no, that devil bitch turned the convo vile with her ugly ass demeanor. Wild immature. Had a “buck” for everything.
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@jasmyncabbage
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2 years
I don’t thee why not
@SheFell4Russia
Ray, The Immortal🔱
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Some of these nggas would still hit
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3 years
@ABC7 For those of you who don’t want to clicky it’s Washington lol
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
Bitch
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
3 years ago, my mom took Bash to visit me while I was on break at work so I was able to have Valentine’s lunch with him 😩😍😍😍🥰🥺🥺 he’s so adorable and spiffy looking in this pic 🥺💘
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Just got nutted in how’s your morning?
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3 years
😭
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
No one: my pussy:
IM SO FUCKING TIGHT
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
OKAYYYyYy rough draft AF but here ya go 🐣🙈😭
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
We ain’t forget, 50.
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man they gonna do Trump dirty, he going to jail. you ever herd a president say stop counting the fucking votes. LOL SMH
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Calling his therapist to tell my side of the story
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3 years
We fuckin’
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
@vexedinthecity @Briselly_ Right?! I woke up this afternoon like yesterday was MONDAY!?
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@jasmyncabbage
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4 years
Call me McDonald’s cause he be lovin it 😋
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Someone posted this on Nextdoor 💀
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Fucking whores
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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Men's Gym Workout Shorts for $19.89! More colors on the link!
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@UberFacts WAKE ME UP
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1 year
@juicyfruit0698 @BrandonOatts @24hrken You’re so mean lmao she’s not ugly
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@jasmyncabbage
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6 years
@Pornhub I just want some stickers tbh
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@jasmyncabbage
jazzystar
3 years
Get your revenge now. You have until Saturday
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Enter the new year with a clean heart, let that hurt go.
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
Sebastian’s first day of Kindergarten 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not crying you’re crying
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6 years
I wanna smoke a fat ass blunt
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@jasmyncabbage
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3 years
Bash: omg can you text Josh and ask him if he has my purple highlighter I need it for school Me: he’s not gonna reply he’s still sleeping Bash: remember, he’s a simp, he’ll wake up when you text him LMFAO 💀💀💀💀
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but now is not the time to act or pretend like you don’t care. It’s time to grow up and realize what’s more important in life
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@jasmyncabbage
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5 years
YOU GUYSSSSS I got Bash a little sword of Gryffindor from the HP studio tour in London and check him outtt 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
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