Nick Pappagiorgio @jigglesquad Twitter profile

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@ThaMagicDragon Here is my map of the regions. It is correct.

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@sivrajxx In high school i worked at a dry cleaner that had a heavy police clientele and we had to go through every pocket before cleaning and we found SO MANY DRUGS. SO MUCH COCAINE. Yes we took it all for ourselves.

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@heyitsopus Worked at a comedy club that Maher would perform at a few times a year. We were told the same rule, only one person on staff was allowed to interact with him, and he would demand everything on his rider and then not touch any of it. Easily the worst celeb I’ve ever encountered.

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@WhackNicholson “They’re reselling this on the street!” Yes we all know there’s a lucrative black market for $1.29 bottles of Suave body wash.

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@MsKrys7777 @thetearooms @townhallcom Excellent analysis.

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@thetearooms @MsKrys7777 @townhallcom You can visit any city in Europe and get doner kebab for like $5 from someone making 25€ an hour. You can get a handmade pastry and an espresso for 3€ from someone making 25€/hr . Same order would be $10 in the US from a worker making $7.50/hr.

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@Sam2323_43433 yesterday i ate a family sized bag of tortilla chips and a whole jar of queso, by myself, in bed, and that was significantly less pathetic than whatever this is

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@Yungli0n @julatto Read the room, dude.

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@cjayye__ I see so much of myself in this alligator

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@Skol_Squatch @LucyXIV

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@Imani_Barbarin @chrishuff_sf

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@madelinebilis This dog sounds like it may have had bad eyesight and/or didn’t like hands or people, especially men, approaching it from behind or the side. Every instance of a bite she mentions sounds like this. That couldve been worked on — the dog didn’t have to die over it.

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@maddiejeske16 If you were getting married that week, they’d figure it out. If you were going on maternity leave that week, they’d figure it out. They’re capable of figuring out your absence, but they don’t think it’s important enough to do so. They don’t get to decide that. Take the vacation.

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@AuthorLMDavis Then post the excerpt that proves your accusation

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@TheMcKenziest “We do this in accordance with fed and local laws” except this is patently illegal 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Yamuva_ @CovingtonQ Nah. Dudes house is lived in, reflects what makes him feel homey and comfortable. Not the best designed interior, but it’s a genuine aesthetic. Girl’s house is cut out of a west elm catalogue. She bought someone else’s vision and ppl want to pretend like she’s got design chops.

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@evanrosskatz The read of the decade has already been delivered. We’re skipping ahead to 2030 now.

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Nanette (2018)

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Is 36 too late to learn a trade?

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@entmom420 American police just cannot WAIT to live out their action hero fantasy at any given chance, the public and rule of law be damned.

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I went and I met a girl who told me she was born in the year 2000 and i looked her in the eye and said ‘that’s disgusting.”

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My coworker is having a party tonight. It’s at 8. At NIGHT. At a BAR. In a DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOOD than the one i LIVE IN. And I’m going to SHOW UP. In an OUTFIT. And maybe even SOCIALIZE. Please clap.

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@LucyXIV This is the secret. Show up early, sit at the bar, order fries and several drinks, take a big piss, get on your flight and vibeee

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@silvergelpen The moment someone says the words “trauma dumping” to me is the moment we stop speaking forever.

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@RaxKingIsDead I’ve always had more luck simply telling my boss when i wasnt going to be there as a statement and not a request. I’d offer to help get my shifts covered, but i always walked in with an attitude of “this is what’s happening and i want you to know so you can prepare for it”.

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@LegoRacers2 Me when my agent calls with a role on Game of Thrones vs Me when he tells me it’s “Whore”

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@kylebuchanan @kamilumin These two used to frequent the bar i bartended at and they are both super down to earth and friendly, like sit at the bar and drink tequila shots and pick at cold fries and talk to you about dogs and Jeopardy vibes.

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@Mike_landis @sivrajxx It certainly made up for all the customers who came in like “it’s just a little stain on the back teehee” and it’s actually dress pants covered in diarrhea

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multiple credits in psychology

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@chismosaaaaaaa @jake_naber @blacklilmermaid @HayleeAnise @LupeSoto810 “Yeah you’re right, but still...” -Future Police Officer

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@treytylor Jesus fucking Christ this is awful

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@uglyscream @itsBrendanJ @JWTProgrammer @LiKovacs @DonStylow @PattieCosplay @fowltown “Well actually...” *is shown receipts* “No that’s just the mandala effect”

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@QasimRashid Loved the part where the cop says he’s being detained for resisting arrest. Wait, so now he’s under arrest? For what? Resisting arrest while not being under arrest?

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@iAmYart @littlestwayne Pizza Hut guy sounds hotter. 7.99 pizza it is.

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@edd_esq @townhallcom I made $15 an hour as bartender in Los Angeles and we served $3 beers so idk man

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@caillemillner Several of the worlds most valuable companies reside in SF. Many of them got VERY generous tax breaks a decade ago, which allowed them to build their immense wealth on the backs of taxpayer dollars and public services like MUNI. Its time to take that money back.

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@carlaymoo @Dieguchus Portland, OR. Felt like “Get Out”.

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@rachelmillman dm me the dick i will answer everyone’s questions

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@LeastTwit @RaxKingIsDead E x a c t l y. Staffing, coverage, and scheduling is a management issue, not an employees. Finding ways to accommodate an employees absence, which can happen at literally time due to illness/children/emergency etc, is a part of management's role and is not to be put on staff.

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man i have NOT felt right since i had COVID. My life now is just persistent cough, brain fog, and going to bed at 7pm. Everyone go get your boosters cuz this shit sucks.

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@ira Lovely how she name drops every other director and actor that’s nominated right off the bat, but several times refers to Daniel Kayuula as “the actor from Get Out” or “The guy from Get Out” without ever actually mentioning his name outside of parenthesis.

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@heyitsopus Rogan, on the other hand, was a genuinely decent guy, generous with his time, tipped very well, and built relationships with the staff every time he came in.

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@Rude_Astrology Taurus here, Cancer Ex. This is NOT true lmfaooooo.

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@thehill Kamala Harris built her ENTIRE CAREER off of the upholding of this corrupt and unjust system. Kamala Harris played the game so well within this system that it made her a serious candidate for POTUS. She is the prodigious child born of this system. Kamala Harris IS this system.

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@LeastTwit @RaxKingIsDead My logic is this: if a business can figure out how to handle an employee calling out sick on short notice, or an losing an employee on short notice, then they can handle being given weeks advance notice of an absence. To suggest otherwise is bullshit laziness.

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@MeghanMcCain anddddd she killed it. RIP YW @MWD 2019-2019

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@MaskedDancerFOX what in the absolute fuck

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@lobstereo @TyronWilson Ok, but counterpoint: A photo of a book. Checkmate.

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@QTheWakeUp @nytimes You’re right. This is the only story the NYT has ever reported on in its 100+ year history.

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@Onthefritzie @smhrbst It’s hard to describe. We collectively know a gay icon when we see one.

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@Blackbear011 @sheriantoinette Being this pedantic is really embarrassing for you.

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@frazierapproves God bless nerds. I’d play so much DnD in that CIC room.

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@vickie19761 The audacity of that woman to try and take away this bird’s sandwich 😵

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@rabbitwhite I didn’t expect to have another sloppy phase in life, but im gonna, for The ‘Gram.

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@INFPeachTea @wegthor @quakerraina hoooollllyy fuck lmfao

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@LanceUlanoff @TaylorLorenz @anotherhelen @pdavison It’s incredibly believable, let’s be real. Anyone who’s spent more than 5 minutes in the tech / vc space knows it.

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@heretocorrect @spaghetasaur @kaveh_moini @chuchugoogoo ok boomer

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@sunsetsdude @philyptian @cmonovavalerie It’s not a pissing contest.

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@JoeBiden The Biden campaign has 2 talking points only: 1) Trump is bad. 2) Obama was good.

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this was what it was like seeing @anamanaguchi play house parties

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@punkrockatie @ThaMagicDragon I feel like that’s where “Southern Virginia” ends and “Washington DC Virginia” begins

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@bussywise_ @ctrlbrandy @SuperJulia Have you ever listened to a medium cute guy talk in depth about something he’s passionate about?

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@PeterStevens82 @Yamuva_ @CovingtonQ Oh not at all. Nothing remarkable about his place either. My point is, apartments like the girls west elm clone are the Kim Kardashian heavy bronzer hard contour bright highlights makeup of interior design. It’s the scarves and high boots of furniture.

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@werewolfblake *Swipes left*

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@galifao @Zaecus @unsolvedem @Rzhevsky @Jezebirb @mike61400 @yeahrightgirlhg found the bitcoin guy

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My coworker is having a party tonight. It’s at 8. At NIGHT. At a BAR. In a DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOOD than the one i LIVE IN. And I’m going to SHOW UP. In an OUTFIT. And maybe even SOCIALIZE. Please clap.

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@INFPeachTea @wegthor @quakerraina I can just imagine you pouring syrup on your pancakes and being like “this doesn’t look like the 10W-30 Synthetic High Mileage Blend i saw in the commercial!!!!”

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Please let the record show that I donated to Marianne Williamson’s campaign TWICE and honestly I’d do it again.

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@Ferrariic @jpgshxrxn @jukes_lui @cat_hathaway Im confused. Civil litigation isn’t going to show up in rental history or background check. How would a future landlord find out that information and all the details around it? And Yes it’s worth it. When landlords violate federal law, they should face consequences.

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@lildicklegend Jinkx is killing it in this scene tho

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@McDonalds @UberEats Celeste orders McDonalds for the boys on Uber eats and Meryl tells the custody judge that the boys are malnourished. Also Celeste sleeps with the driver but doesn’t remember because Ambien.

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@moby_dickhead from insta 😂

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Been coming across these drawings on train cars in Seattle for months now, turns out theyre by a Seattle graffiti artist named Zach Rockstad aka Sex Appeal. Stoked to find more 🔥

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@AITB_reddit This poor girl. She’s being a brat for sure but i don’t think she can articulate yet how much it affects her to be ignored and diminished and live in the shadow of her brothers special needs.

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Just switched to @TMobile after having @verizon my whole life. SEAMLESS experience, they paid off my phone ($350), and I’m saving $20 a month to get 5x the services. The international options alone are worth it. Incredibly pleased with this experience.

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at this point this has to be a bit and he is absolutely nailing it

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Me carrying all my items to the self checkout at CVS bc the handbaskets are locked up and nobody works there anymore

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@its_j_foo @BillCorbett @garbagekate Great Value Jeff Daniels

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Me: *Eats absolute garbage for a month straight and doesnt work out once* Also me: WHY IS MY FACE PUFFY AND WHY IS MY SKIN BAD WHY AM I SO TIRED AND GRUMPY IS THIS SEASONAL DEPRESSION?????

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@redditships Am I Trashy AF for showing up at my cousins wedding in a hoodie and daisy dukes? Yes in any situation imaginable. Yes.

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@KylePlantEmoji The crew of Challenger encounter problems soon after launch.

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Nobody is talking about how the small world streaker is kinda hot and i think that needs to be considered in this discourse

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God i love nextdoor

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gm i quit Amazon aka i got COVID and just never went back bc they scheduled me 60 hours week i was supposed to return and i said fuck u

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@AITA_reddit Christians look for ANY excuse to exclude and discriminate against others who don’t follow their faith. Throw away the whole religion. Ban Jesus.

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@Michael_Talent @AOC If you want to drink for cheap, do it at home. People are struggling to make ends meet and you’re selfishly concerned about paying an extra dollar to catch a buzz 🙄🙄

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Paid off my student loans this morning PLEASE CLAP

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@MariahCarey Mariah has a full on fainting couch in her guest kitchen.

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@the1robguy @glorious_floria @maxalan uh i hate to break it to you, but…

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Today a guy at work introduced himself and asked me my name, then my last name (both very hispanic), and then said he has a Mexican friend named like Benito Hernandez or something and waited for me to…idk… tell him i knew him or that we were related??

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@JoeBiden I mean Obama was a freshman senator and came into office during 2 wars and a global economic collapse and he learned on the job just fine?

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Quit my bartending job today. Hospitality industry still sucks. Not worth it anymore. Thanks for the memories 👋

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@BlackSocialists Once again, nailed it with a beautifully articulate explanation of how so many of our current systems and norms are working in concert to tear down and control the public at large.

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is he... you know...

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@chribbyy lord i accept the gifts and abundance you bestowed upon me on this day I’ll never doubt you again

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@taurusismagic Consider it a transactional relationship (it already is for him) and keep getting your gifts 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@QasimRashid @AOC He’s so quick to deny the undeniable. It’s funny, really.

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Professors when they see a Panda Express manager

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Pride is cancelled. Wrath Month is starting early.

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@Bey_riding Homecoming was Beyoncé trying to prove something, to prove that she could deliver on what was promised. Renaissance, as she says in the movie, is about showing she has nothing to prove to anyone anymore. You can feel it. Both are excellent and unparalleled, but Renaissance wins.

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@AITA_reddit Mind your business. Clearly this wasn’t a “forget a kid in the car ok a hot day” situation. YTA.

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