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@janetyollen

5 months

@alifarhat79 Have we not learnt anything. No bad tweets about Boeing people.

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@hkuppy

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@hkuppy This pretty much sums it up.

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Gm

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@hkuppy Meanwhile:

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@SecYellen I’d want a beer too if I were running 7% deficits with unemployment at a 50 year low.

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@ausvstheagenda 😂 I love Australia

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@theprojecttv How arrogant are you people to think you know what's right when the majority of the country disagrees with you !

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@rugby_podcast With the combined 3 million dollars/year from Sualli and Crichton. They would be able to keep every single player from this years U20s team until the 2027 RWC....

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Today they have canceled Oil Reserve Refill Plan. Tomorrow they are completing a $200MM Treasury buyback. And on Thursday Yellen is visiting China to encourage "global stability" during and leading up to the election. They're shit scared of contributing to a higher spice price.

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The Biden Administration has canceled its latest plans to refill the Strategic Petroleum Reserve due to surging prices

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@leadlagreport Why hike rates when the long end will do the work for us?

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@frankoz95967943 @Kathleen_Tyson_

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@LukeGromen "Buy my bonds and ill fix your currency."

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@rugby_podcast They could pay 30 U20s players 100k/year to stay in Rugby for the next 4 years. You'd get a hell more out of them than 2 NRL players.

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@PauloMacro @hkuppy Sigh... just accelerates the move to Banna Republicstan.

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@frankoz95967943 Why be long AI when you can be Long $SVIX ?

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@frankoz95967943

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1 year

@qwenkarely @CNN This should be community noted, the vote wasn't on recognition. 90%+ of Aussies support that. It was on an advisory body to parliament.

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1 year

@TimHoran12 @StanSportRugby @wwos People would rather their local rugby club win the competition than their super rugby team. Super Rugby has 0 Tribalism left. Of late it's just become Australian teams vs New Zealand teams. I think we need a new competition instead of paving over the cracks.

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@TheKouk @Betfair_Aus Please tell Albanese that 500,000 immigrants is not helping with cheaper houses.

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@alifarhat79

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@theprojecttv Israel still IMO has every right - just think about the shooting at the festival to start it off....

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@kelliekelly23 Tragic but seriously why make this a women's issue. Violence to everyone exists, Whats it called when a women kills a man. You know 80% of murder victims are men?

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@ces921 "We are the worlds reserve currency...because of our democratic institutions, our control of inflation, the world trusts the rule of law in the United States..." Jerome Powell 8th of March 2023...

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@ces921

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Calm down. We are not hiking rates. There is zero need to hike rates when the long end will do the work for us. We do not feel 'forced to tighten' or 'backed into a corner' with a 0.06% inflation beat. We do not care. We are cutting rates. Biden said so.

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@Andrewyeahnah @MichaelChammas @tomdecent @iainpayten Pfft Like 9 of the 10 best rugby league players originally played rugby union....

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@StealthQE4 😠😠😠😠😠

Kuppy

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Buy my treasuries or else…

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@StevenJMiles Dear Steves Advisors, we only think the Gabba rebuild is a waste of money if there's no extra seats. How about make it a 65k capacity stadium and everyone will be on board. Why spend all this money on cross river rail not to have it there? Gonna be the K-Mart games otherwise.

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@Citrini7 SoundHound AI. Apparently, teaching your phone to bark back at you is now worth a cool $2 billion.

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@rationalaussie Maybe if we hadn't had 10 million immigrants in the last 40 years House prices would have increased at a similar rate to wages.

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@_ClaireConnelly How is that racist. Seams like its just an opinion you don't like.

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@cricketcomau Put home ODIs back on free to air ffs

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@agnostoxxx

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@rev_cap They just want a reason to cut... Unemployment won't go up -> just import so many people so it looks like unemployment is increasing. Now we can cut, get more taxpayer revenue and print more money everyone's happy.

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@amlivemon Yen goes to 200 and China invades JAPAN

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@NorthmanTrader Project United Banana Republicstan Here we come!

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@peter_tulip Peter, we are in a per capita recession already, excessive immigration just paints over the cracks. Majority of Australians are pro-immigration just not at insane levels. It should be a 2 step solution: 1. Slash Immigration levels to pre-covid. 2. Build more houses .

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@financialjuice Only 30 Billion USD.... Thats peanuts.

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@FinancialReview Elon Musks companies employ over 100,000 people.... like no shit there's going to be injuries.

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@frankoz95967943 This also explains why China wants their Gold delivered... unlike everyone else. They don't want to leave it in some London vault where something like this could happen if they Invade Taiwan and receive sanctions... Even more reasons for China to keep buying gold.

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@StevenJMiles Will swimming be held in the Brisbane River? Might as well call it the K-mart games...

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@theprojecttv About time!

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@patrickadownes They are the invading country. Still doesn’t mean he’s evil for interviewing him. If it were someone from cnn no one would care.

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@zerohedge

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@InvestInAssets I don’t understand how selling an expensive stock is bad

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@hkuppy

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@zerohedge

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U.S. debt interest payments have just hit a whopping $1 TRILLION! Guess who's watching? Xi. Xi is eyeing our balance sheet and is saying "Trump, Biden... both of these old-fuckers are spending machines. "

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@INArteCarloDoss If CPI is soft we are going to 6,000 . Project United Republicstan.

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@balumbah @LooseheadG Super Rugby is still a dead competition that needs major changes, the crowds are woeful. As a wallabies supporter, It's a shame because nothing will change now since the All Blacks have done so well.

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@OskarSc80 @alifarhat79 May god bless you

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@cmkusher Turning prime inner city golf-courses or parkland into housing would be a big mistake.

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@Barchart

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@KosSamaras Look this actually annoys me because they literally get lower entry requirements. They get a free ride when they don't need it. The ones that need it are not ones living in a global city like Sydney. Give a free ride to ones in regional areas who live 5 hours from a hospital.

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@rev_cap It's not just happening in America. Australia has an annualised immigration (based of last 3 months) of 1.3 million per year.... with a population 15 times LESS than America, at this rate we are importing 5% of our population a year.

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@AvidCommentator A country run properly shouldn’t have to be reliant on immigration.

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@jbulltard1

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@stonkmetal @taobanker Cocoa prices have gone insane. Institutional investors will sell a stock just because they think it will have a bad next year they won't want to touch it and don't think long term. If it gets to 150 it’s a huge bargain price imo.

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@DavidPocock Why doesn’t the government fund a new carrier and maintain a share in it. Who said there can only be one national carrier.

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Just wrapped up a blockbuster 2-year Treasury auction—bid-to-cover ratio a dazzling 2.66! Clearly, the world can't get enough of our bonds. Join us tomorrow for another auction!

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Gm. 👋Just another casual week at the Treasury, Yellen issuing a cool $213bn of notes over the next 3 days. Had some cheeky chats at the IMF conference and with Japan over the weekend and agreed to manipulate their currency as long as they bought my bonds.

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@agnostoxxx @MiamKitty I'm over here with the financial equivalent of Niagara Falls and China's doing a kiddie pool splashes.

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@Citrini7 Hear me out…

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Former Kansas City Fed President Thomas Hoenig on the @menlobear podcast admitted it. Regardless of the election's outcome, deficit spending and a climbing debt/GDP ratio will persist. We have no plan. We are running 7% Deficits with unemployment at 3.8%... if we ran a 3%

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A true veteran insider shares his view of how the Federal Reserve, the Treasury & Congress truly operate It's not a pretty picture Dr Thomas Hoenig was CEO of the Kansas City Fed, a voting member of the FOMC, and a Director of the FDIC Few sat closer to the center of power

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@ces921 Gold to $5000

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@JohnHayward33 @LeiblerMark Proves his point tbh

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@EconguyRosie Sounds like it's time for a good ol' fashioned "Operation Monopoly Money."

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@TheKouk I’d rather they buy more of it with the ludicrous debt the usa has … only a matter of time till something collapses

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@SussexReign How is that harassment lmao

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@Mr_Derivatives All jokes aside..

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@Mr_Derivatives Fingers crossed NVDA saves the market again.

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@agnostoxxx

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@INArteCarloDoss Same stage as this 🤣

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@TheCarter758 @agnostoxxx Keep your eyes peeled; the real magic is just beginning! The final move to United Banana Republicstan will soon be complete.

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@financialjuice

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@zugmanfabio They will never do dividends as long as buffets alive.

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If you went long $GME 40 minutes ago you are now up 40%.

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@DaveTaylorNews @CommSec Inflations back

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@leadlagreport Yes but the Federal Reserve and Treasury had not yet Merged...

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@financialjuice ALSO BOSTIC: I EXPECT ONE INTEREST RATE CUT THIS YEAR

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@IBloodyLuvRugby One thing they could do is stop playing in 50,000 capacity stadiums! Play in 10-20k stadiums like 15 out of 17 NRL teams do!!

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@therugbycolumn Ok now Hamish really needs to be sacked....

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@abcnews Iv definitely noticed wayyyy more homeless people particularly in Brisbane CBD. Probably tripled in the last year honestly.

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@Mr_Derivatives If it goes up, it will go up. If it goes down it will go up.

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@KosSamaras Yeah but this time 8 Million votes have already been cast before referendum day.

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@StealthQE4

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@PhilipSoos It’s very frustrating no politician in Australia has ever addressed our over reliance on immigration and plummeting birth rates … more immigration = higher houses = families have less kids = more immigration and so on…

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@CharlieMunger00 Doesn’t getting one just help with Landing a job

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2/2 "🤦‍♂️But Sir, following three consecutive higher-than-expected inflation reports, proceeding with cuts might jeopardize the Fed's image of independence, don't you think?" Biden:

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@Will_DeCotiis Australian Housing aint collapsing anytime soon. We have the highest immigration growth in the developed world!

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@AlphaPicks @agnostoxxx

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