This is just so fucking glorious. Every second brings me unbridled joy.
This channel has been on air for over 2 years. There is no excuse for being this abysmal anymore, not one.
Rich people and corporations are still not paying the correct amount of tax and the knock-on effect of that is a lack of investment in public services - any other questions Lord Sugar?
I am riding throught Bethnal Green Road in Hackney my old Manor. I am shocked at the stock pile of garbage that is all over the pavements. It is not days of stuff it looks like weeks . What is going on ???
Rick Astleys glow up is a wonderful thing isn’t it. Imagine telling people in eg 2003 he’d be getting a sell out Roundhouse to sing along to together forever for a bbc1 special. Great example of making viral work.
I’m failing to understand why the only people who had no clue about how fucking awful the government handled the pandemic were the people paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to know exactly that.
Everyone else knew.
The sheer incompetence - of the government machine in even seeing the Covid evidence before their eyes in Feb and well into March 2020 - is worse than any of us could have feared
Russell Brand has known this day was coming for him since October 2017. Since then, he’s strategically cultivated and groomed a new mentally-malleable cult following that distrusts both women and the media so he can continue getting high on his other drug of choice — the
Can I be the billionth person to say how utterly joyful the
#wham
documentary is.
I’m also really really sad that I’ve had to be reminded George Michael isn’t with us anymore.
Chart star Jessie J charged with five counts of murder, 15 counts of illegal substitition of meat and one count of cannibalism.
The 35-year-old will appear at Stevenage Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday, Hertfordshire Police said
Every person at that party should be made to look every mourning relative in the eye who was unable to be with a loved one as they died because of restrictions.
Abhorrent, gloating entitlement.
Remember, nothing will hurt them more than the ballot box.
Remember that time Phillip Schofield handed David Cameron a list of names he’d quickly gathered from the internet of alleged Tory child abusers?
Cameron sensibly said: "There is a danger, if we’re not careful, that this could turn into a sort of witch hunt, particularly against
I have never seen the cinema as busy as this - every screen completely sold out, barely a kernel of popcorn left - and not a sequel or superhero in sight. Viva Le movies.
#Barbenheimmer
Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:
I will be hosting the GB news Breakfast show tomorrow morning with
@elliecostelloTV
for my first ever time.
Join us bright and early. 6-9:30 am
@GBNEWS
Watch on tv, radio and
Channel 512 on sky
Channel 236 on freeview
Quite rightly seeing a lot of fanatic supportive posts about this - and a lot of memories about Nadia winning BB5 - but come on gang… don’t forget Luke A’s low key entrance and equally worthy win of BB13 as a trans man.
@bbuk
has been flying the flag ALL the time x
🚨 | Big Brother UK housemate, Hallie reveals she is transgender. 🏳️⚧️
In tonight’s episode of Big Brother, Hallie will gather her housemates to reveal her story.
Big Brother, tonight at 9pm on ITV2 & ITVX.
#BBUK
#BigBrotherUK
I see yer da has cancelled the remaining dates on his tour after saying “there are thing I can’t talk about” despite saying all accusations are false. How baroque!
Schools heads are unhinged about uniform. My kid’s refused to allow them to remove their blazers and undo top button in 31° heat. Plus you can only buy the embroidered PE kit from one shop in the village which is ££££. No generic polo shirts etc allowed. They’re mental.
Holderness Academy has defended placing a child in isolation for wearing the supermarket version, insisting parents were made aware of the policy in June.
This is just so fucking glorious. Every second brings me unbridled joy.
This channel has been on air for over 2 years. There is no excuse for being this abysmal anymore, not one.
It’s clear the American XL Bully dog is a danger to our communities.
I’ve ordered urgent work to define and ban this breed so we can end these violent attacks and keep people safe.
Congratulations to
@EmmaRaducanu
who thoroughly deserves to be crowned Sports Personality of the Year 2021.
Makes me feel very old that she’s the same age as I was waaaaay back in 1998.
#SPOTY
This is just staggering- Richmond Bridge, 3pm yday. (Nb. Surrey Police have confirmed the time and date after some online questioned how old this clip was) via
@urban_pictures
Not going to argue with anyone boycotting jungle because of Farage that’s your choice and all that but Nella is very very good and I reckon will storm it.
#imaceleb
NEW: This is the moment Tamworth's Conservative candidate Andrew Cooper makes a swift exit as Sarah Edwards begins her winning speech.
He was in the building for less than five minutes.
Sarah Edwards tells me: "We have seen his true colours, it is a shame."
@itvcentral
I could confidently still rate every single packet in reverse order right now.
I remember coming to London for the first time and buying Camel and Lucky Strikes and taking them back to Derby and being treated like I’d uncovered the ark of the Covenant.
Great, now I want a fag
I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,
“Wiki wiki wild wild Wild West.”
I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,
“ShakirA Shakira.”
I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,
“God is good. God is real.”
I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,
“Don’t cry. It’s okay.”
BREAKING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS the Biden Impeachment Inquiry & Donald Trump!
This is an absolute must-watch & share.
Follow
@JasmineForUS
🇺🇸
The legendary producer Pat Collier has passed. He did so many cool things, but for me producing Eight Legged Groove Machine is right up there. Absolutely blew my mind back then and is still so fucking cool
@mileshuntTWS