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Lawtrades

2 years

We've added a lot of new folks to this page over the last few months so it's probably time to re-introduce ourselves. We are Lawtrades, a legal talent marketplace that helps busy in-house legal departments do more with less:

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Terrify your lawyer in 5 words.

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every lawyer thinks about quitting and opening up a coffee shop or something similar at least twice a day

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Them: you’re a lawyer? prove it Me: whereas

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May have committed light treason

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lawyer math is being undefeated in court because you’re a transactional attorney

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“We already signed it” Legal:

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How to have fun as a lawyer

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Client: this may not be legal but hear me out Me:

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wait

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Partner: you ran spell check, right? Associate: of course

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Legal: when do you need this contract by Sales: no rush we already signed it Legal:

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Terrify your lawyer in 5 words.

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Being a lawyer is a just a 9-5 and then a 5-9.

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Twitter’s lawyers

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Me after using a basic Latin phrase in a legal document

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@BGrueskin @BadLegalTakes Top 5 response, hands down.

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“What’s being a lawyer like?”

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@Bramwell_Law

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The senior paralegal at most law firms could find this thing in like 45 minutes

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Sundays are for saying “just one more hour and then I’ll do some work” over and over again until it’s Monday.

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Oh your lawyer? Name all the laws. We’ll wait.

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Lawyer: we need to appeal Banana: *nervously* we need to what

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Legal’s inbox Friday at 4:59PM:

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Legal when Finance starts talking

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“Yeah so they’re going to say that they haven’t seen that in all the years they’ve practiced law. That actually doesn’t mean anything.”

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Never forget who is keeping this office running

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I have a bad feeling about this

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Dressing up as a business decision this Halloween so all the lawyers will avoid me

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when the judge tells me I’ve done a good job

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Checking on our friends in private practice after going in-house

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Candy, carnations, and contracts

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“Running a corporate legal department really isn’t that stressful” - Rick, age 30.

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Leaving the firm and finally going in-house

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“Power of attorney” sounds a lot cooler than what it is

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I went to law school not math school.

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When you’re really good at your job so you’re given more work

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When you and opposing counsel show up to the zoom hearing before the judge

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borrowed this from @Jason

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Terrify your investors in 5 words

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Lawyer: dinner was great Mom: yea you going to bill for it? Lawyer: mom stop Mom: 0.5 for chewing? 0.2 for salt? I’m not paying for any of that

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when the class gunner saves you from the worst cold call of your life

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When we see another clickbait thread about AI replacing lawyers

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So... late last night, a friend called me in tears She just lost her copywriting job at a 1000+ person company The culprit? ChatGPT. This is a wakeup call to lawyers, accountants, consultants etc (read this to stay ahead):

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CEO: what did you get for the holidays Sales: a car Marketing: a watch Legal: 18 contracts that need to be signed before Jan 1

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“So I saw Trump got indicted for RICO and it reminded me how much of an enterprise you and I were. Been a while since I did any overt acts in furtherance of what we had but just wanted to reach out and…”

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Great example of “email like it will one day get read aloud by an attorney in court”

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Steve Jobs emails Adobe's CEO May 26, 2005

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hey (with the intention of asking you for legal advice)

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Practicing law is cool because once you start to feel comfortable, everything changes

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First day at the firm v. Last day at the firm

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Dance like no one is watching Sing like no one is listening Email like you're trying to confuse a jury

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Seeing a signed contract you never reviewed

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🎶All I want for the Christmas is you (to listen to your lawyer)🎶

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We asked our lawyer a question and they sent back this??

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going from law school to practicing

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Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - All those useless questions you asked just before the team meeting ended

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Thankful for the clients that listen to their lawyers

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Disney exposing everyone to their first rule against perpetuities sighting is absolutely magical

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Want to start a business? Check out our new book - An Entrepreneurs Legal Guide To Starting A Company

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“Live, Laugh, Litigate” is not going to catch on Matt knock it off

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Candidate: I’ve won several multi-million dollar jury trials Law firm: yes but your LSAT score is a bit low

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Sales: you know what time it is Legal: 4:30pm on a Friday? Legal: oh no

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Opening your inbox on Monday

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“When do we get to look at an actual contract” Contract Law Class:

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when ur paired up with the law school gunner for a group assignment

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Alex Jones’ lawyer after learning what privileged means

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“Wait to send Legal those contracts. 5:00PM, yes that’s the perfect time.”

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it depends

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If you use the holiday season to strategically mess with your opposing counsel, you're the worst and we hate you.

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Best time to check an email for typos is after you send it.

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Legal:

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Never mind, legal said I couldn’t send you guys my blood.

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managing partner at firm sponsored events

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This feels like an elaborate ploy by a gunner

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Being a solo general counsel

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Partner: give the intern a tour of the office Me: ok

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we thought this day would never come

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Someone somewhere is accepting uncapped liability right now

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CEOs without internal legal

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Remember the ABCs: Always Be Calling your legal department before a situation blow ups

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If you’re a law student or a lawyer looking to pivot, consider privacy law. There are not enough privacy lawyers on this planet to fill the growing demand.

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the secret tax to using a lawyer is having to actually talk to a lawyer

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what opinion about lawyers will have you like this

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Client: do you have a minute Lawyer: you're already paying for 6

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“Found a contract template online. Looks just like one of your contracts.” The contract template:

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Me: the clothing manufacturer breached their agreement with my client Judge: wasn’t it minor Me: no it was material

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The 🔑 for #startups is to stop overspending on legal. Find affordable legal help on .

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“Oh wow that’s interesting. No, I don’t practice that kind of law. Wish I could be more helpful.” - a lawyer at a holiday dinner this month

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Can't believe #SharkWeek is already coming to a close... 1 more day. 😩 @Discovery , can we have just 51 more weeks of #sharks ?? #LawTrades

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Wow we feel seen

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Marketing pitching to legal

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Your honor up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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No yea you can totally bypass that policy that took 14 meetings and 8 months to implement

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Me skipping a Con law essay to watch this unfold

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me standing up in middle of bar exam: your dress code is inherently contradictory, as traditional norms for formal male attire are not arbitrary but rather set by London during the 20th century, when a coat-AND-TIE worn with black LEATHER oxfords were the standard for city dres—