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@jameswebb1987

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Southerner in Boston | Annoying about transit | dog dad | crossword puzzle enthusiast | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

Somerville, MA
Joined May 2009
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@jameswebb1987
Jamesley, Twink Emeritus
7 years
I was once asked if James is short for Jamesley.
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Kamala has to win because I cannot listen to that man talk for the next four years.
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3 months
Breaking: Joe Biden has gifted Kamala Harris all of his beautiful benefactress badges moments before the finale.
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9 months
The Pop Tart yesterday:
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2 years
Who many gays think they are vs who they really are.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
Does your town have a high school over a train station?
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@jameswebb1987
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9 months
Actually a lot of middle class people do ride buses and my hot take is that many people who actively choose not to ride the bus only do so because they’re intimidated by it in a way they aren’t with the train. If they knew how to ride the bus they’d probably do it.
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Not Wordle, just the @MBTA green line ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩⬜️⬜️🟩 🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩 🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩 🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ 🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ 🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
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7 months
My credit card company added public transit to their quarterly 5% cash back category that used to just be gas stations.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
Haircut and a tie? Better let twitter know.
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2 years
I love to go mountain climbing in Wellesley.
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2 months
Tim Walz is going to teach America how to save big money at Menards.
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4 months
Hey boyfriends.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
Three years since my best friend and I found each other. 😭
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
The elderly woman down the hall just spent 20 minutes telling me about how I shouldn’t vote for Democrats. Ma’am, I’m wearing a pink tank top and 5 inch inseam shorts. Do I look like I vote for Republicans?
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4 months
Get some rest, pride bus. You deserve it.
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5 months
New job title just dropped: Director of Financial Aid.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
This whole Alewife situation is so bleak. A single car took a major transit station offline for thousands of transit users.
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10 months
Speaking at our division meeting today.
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4 months
Hi boyfriends.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
I haven’t really said much about this here, but my mom has been sick for the past few years. She recently had to have a surgery and unfortunately was never really able to recover from it. She passed away this morning and is finally free of the pain. Love you, mama.
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4 years
If we're arguing against DC Statehood based on history, then I demand that the Commonwealth of Massachusetts reabsorb Maine and put Susan Collins out of a job.
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@jameswebb1987
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Drank half of a Panera death lemonade last night and still made it to today to usher in 36.
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@jameswebb1987
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7 months
Me in my natural habitat.
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@jameswebb1987
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6 years
And this is why you ask someone under 35 to review all hashtags.
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4 months
The commuter rail handled 5-6 days worth of riders in a single 5-6 hour time span today. Imagine what it could do if we electrified the trains and ran them more frequently.
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2 years
Upper 30s/low 40s are the worst temperature because if you’re not doing anything it’s cold and you need a fairly heavy jacket but the second you start moving at all it’s too hot in the jacket. But if you take it off it’s too cold. Don’t even suggest a lighter jacket.
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Why did this man yell out his car window to ask, “could your shorts be any shorter dude?” Like, yes they absolutely could be. Don’t tempt me.
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9 months
Truly amazing that you can actually fix the T if the governor and the GM have a goal of fixing it rather than actively destroying it.
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MBTA is eliminating frustrating slow zones at record pace
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2 years
Hi to all my twitter boyfriends from me and Izzy.
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6 months
Need an ATM that just dispenses $1 bills because I only ever use cash for tipping drag queens.
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@jameswebb1987
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1 year
Happy Saturday from your favorite green line daddy and orange line boy!
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1 year
The face of someone who has been on twitter for 14 years as of today.
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Not THAT being my most liked tweet of all time.
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@jameswebb1987
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2 years
How do people live alone? Who do they voice their every last thought to?
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2 years
It’s worse than I even imagined.
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Gay bus! Gay bus! Gay bus!
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2 years
What if we kissed in front of the nonsensical orange line diversion graphic? 🥺
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6 months
I don’t need to read about polycules, I live in Somerville, Massachusetts.
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1 year
Bartender: Where are you from again? Me: Boston. Him: I should have known with that quarter zip pullover. Looking like you just got off your sailboat.
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5 months
Roomfie and I clean up nice. @dilfisland
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1 year
I do love flying out of Boston because I made it from my door to my gate in exactly 60 mins using public transit.
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If you’re in line for your transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison, stay in line!!
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I’m single and a top, btw.
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2 years
A $300/mo rent increase? I am sick.
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The lump was unfortunately cancerous, but the vet is hopeful that removal will stop it from spreading or reoccurring.
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9 months
To say we’re having a rough start to 2024 would be an understatement. Izzy had surgery today to remove a lump near her tail. The removal was successful, but we won’t know for a bit what it was and the recovery is going to be hard on us both.
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11 months
Finally felt well enough to go get my hair cut!
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9 months
It’s cold and I’m over winter!
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5 years
It’s official. It was announced today that your boy Jamesley was promoted to Senior Assistant Director. 😊
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3 years
Snowy day train.
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1 year
Boyfriend reveal.
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3 years
Reader I screamed. We love our public transit queen @jujuboston . #DragRaceUK
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@jameswebb1987
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Busy day today!
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9 months
Missing my mom today on what would have been her 70th birthday. 💚💚
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Sore arm. Cute boys please send kisses.
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I know the Braintree shut down is going to be a nightmare and I know some people are upset other lines were prioritized for slow zone elimination sooner. But, I think it actually shows Phil Eng is incredibly strategic.
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Is Drag Race getting ranked choice voting before Massachusetts?
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I won, in case anyone even cares!!
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I agreed to run for an elected position in a professional organization because it’s historically been difficult to find interested candidates. Except this year. Now I’m in a three way race.
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Two people on the sidewalk loudly arguing about which one of them is more Italian. That’s Boston, baby.
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3 months
Permanently parked next to the a/c.
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On Wednesdays we wear a tie. (That’s the saying, right?)
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9 months
Straight boy who lives upstairs complimented my Dunkies sweatpants while we were outside shoveling snow together. 🥰
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7 months
When my dishes don’t get clean:
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11 months
After three days of stomach flu, I can confidently say that the best Gatorade flavors are concept-based rather than fruit-based.
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7 months
Love how it’s still light at 6 pm. Don’t love how the lack of darkness makes me forget to stop working.
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6 months
Wearing my Auburn best to honor mama tonight. She left us one year ago. 😢
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8 months
Sometimes I’m so me it hurts.
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10 months
Fun fact: in Massachusetts we don’t call it the dispensary, we call it the Wacky Tobaccy Packie.
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Gays be like “Somerville ain’t ready for us🤪” like Somerville hasn’t seen five gays in the Weinermobile bumping Brat down Washington Street.
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Same energy. #RupaulsDragRace
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Let’s see a picture of you in suit.
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I’m glad I started talking to strangers on the internet because sometimes they end up being wonderful friends.
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2 years
Woke up and realized that between Taylor and Carly I have 34 songs I need to have *opinions* on before I see my gay coworker at 8:30 am.
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1 year
Shirtless runner season is finally upon us. Glory be.
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1 year
There’s something about fall in New England.
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1 year
I am once again going to be the reason someone goes home and spreads the nasty rumor that people in Boston are nice. (Helped someone navigate the T.)
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I will absolutely allow an attractive man to explain something to me that I already know. I’m an idiot but I’m not stupid.
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1 year
So this is the Netherlands, huh?
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@dilfisland He had it coming!
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3 months
Gorgeous evening in Copley Square.
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11 months
Going to the top of the Bunker Hill monument on a first date is wild because you’re really showcasing just how out of breath climbing 296 steps makes you.
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@MethBorrison Well, no.
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Love to catch the Amtrak at Porter, JFK, Quincy Center, and Braintree.
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3 years
Afternoon meeting with HR manager Isabella.
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2 years
Me to all of you with your I Voted sticker selfies:
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1 year
Might end up with a sore arm tomorrow.
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4 years
Got a hair cut for the first time in three months and the IRS no longer thinks I owe them $200,000. Today is a good day.
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Cried twice before 10 am thinking about my mom and my grandparents, so that’s how today is going. Send adorable pets, cute boys, or cool trains please.
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3 months
I went to Provincetown and all I took a picture of was this bus.
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2 years
Friday afternoon train spotting.
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9 months
When both halves of a gay couple retweet you, you know it’s a good tweet or you’re about to become poly.
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10 months
I am so photogenic. 🥰
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2 years
She heard there is snow coming and she’s not happy about it.
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7 months
Be careful out there, fellow short kings of Boston. Don’t blow away in this wind. Haircut picture mostly unrelated.
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