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@dilfisland

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Southerner in New England. Gay and good at math. Amateur clarinetist. Data analyst who cooks a lot. Poison-type Gym Leader. He/They.

Boston, MA
Joined June 2009
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8 months
Rowlet NO!!!!
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Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Community Days have been officially revealed for the Timeless Travels Season January 6th: Rowlet January 20th: Porygon (Classic) February 4th: Chansey
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2 months
“Deleted Grindr again” okay that’s the 7th time this year do you need to call a press conference every time
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7 months
100 years ago today in Chicago, Illinois, Roxie Hart murdered Fred Casely (allegedly) in self-defense
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5 years
I woke up this morning to Galarian Ponyta which is a unicorn and is likely fire/fairy type
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2 years
Free pit for pride
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4 years
“Don’t point at me” - Tamisha Iman, #DragRace Untucked, Season 13, Episode 5, January 29, 2021, 9:52pm EST
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5 years
Half the cast of #BigLittleLies season 2
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5 years
Why yes I did donate $10 to Elizabeth Warren at 11:30pm last night on NYE while drunk on the dance floor at a gay bar in order to make the FEC deadline
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3 months
I’ve made queer friends by going to social events based on my hobbies and interests, not to sound all boomer but it’s almost as if you have hobbies and interests outside of social media you wouldn’t be complaining about not having friends
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6 years
Two seasons and six months of #dragrace are finally over. We are free.
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6 years
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2 years
Omg what if Jujubee’s notebook is like Death Note and is eliminating queens one by one that means Baga is next
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2 years
Me at the ommunity band concert
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7 years
People keep tweeting about Eric Garland and I’m like
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10 months
Hey y’all look at my gay deer tattoo
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4 months
Solar eclipse day is here so I can finally use my favorite meme of all time again
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3 months
hey there my hair is pink
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1 year
Playing a Bard in Baldur’s Gate 3
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3 months
Shiva and Chocobo summons helping Cloud battle the Hell House from Final Fantasy VII
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4 years
I absolutely need an oral history of this event. I need an interview with Patti, the announcer, the musical director, the background singers, the cue card holder, the soprano sax player that was announced, someone in the audience, and the Clintons
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4 years
it’s officially that time of the year
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3 years
@ all my oomfies
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4 years
You’ve heard of sea chantey tik tok now get ready for clarinet reel Twitter
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6 years
@mathewrodriguez Mary Poppins 3: Tokyo Drift
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2 years
Good morning ladies gays and theys
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4 years
I need her backstory. Who is she.
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You have no idea what you're dealing with. #KillingEve
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2 years
Go see Everything Everywhere All At Once instead
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2 years
Warner Bros. executives are waiting to see how “The Secrets of Dumbledore” performs before green-lighting the fourth and fifth #FantasticBeasts movies. There is no script for a fourth film written at the moment, @rebeccaarubin reports:
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5 months
Someone allegedly pooped on the dance floor at blend, the alley had to close off their bathroom because someone clogged the toilet, what’s happening with our gastrointestinal systems Boston gays???
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3 years
You’re in his DMs, I’m in someone else’s DMs. We’re in an open relationship.
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2 months
New leather 😌
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1 year
Had to dress up and look professional today for a presentation
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2 years
Catching up on Westworld S4 and Tessa Thompson sitting on a throne of humans was such a moment #spoilers
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25 days
hey
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4 months
@misterscottfree The way that your tweet has been sent to me 3 times now 😭
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4 years
Thank you grad school for finally mailing me an honors stole for a graduation ceremony I watched while drunk on my couch 5 months ago
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7 years
I hate conspiracy theories, but if y'all expect me to believe the death of the Russian ambassador to the UN is coincidental, think again.
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4 years
It’s official, I have a Masters degree good riddance no more school
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3 years
I’m being gaslit by the entertainment industry by being told C*m*lla C*b*llo is a good singer and actress
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2 years
Me when I reluctantly agree to go with someone to Club Café
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10 months
I have now been on this planet for 3 decades
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2 years
if ur in my view count on this tweet that means ur gay
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3 years
“I don’t think display of sexuality belongs at pride but I’m okay with corporate Pride sponsored by Defense Contractor Building Drones Corp and Bank With Discriminatory Loan Practices” isn’t the take you think it is, read a something on gay history not just fanfic and touch grass
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19 days
Joe Biden drops out, Kamala gets the nomination, picks popular Democratic governor straight white man from a swing state as VP, Kamala goes on Hot Ones and kills it, wins in landslide, that’s the winning campaign
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2 years
tragically had to go into the office today but the morning lighting is kind of great though
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6 months
Not doing a boyfriend(s) reveal because you don’t need to know who they are or how many I have, I have to keep the gay poly army I’m creating secret
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4 years
. @jameswebb1987 and I got out Dunkies pants in the mail this week and obviously had to do a photo shoot
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4 years
Every single argument you people have against raising the minimum wage can be boiled down to “I have no understand of how inflation and the increases in the cost of living works” and “I hate poor people and they shouldn’t be able to feed and house themselves”
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2 years
I am starting my Emmy campaign for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for Gritty
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Went back to school. Got a detention. Aced my fitness gram pacer test. Dropped out. All in the same day. #AbbottElementary
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8 years
I think my favorite joke out of this whole Russia hacking debacle is asking Trump how Putin's dick tastes.
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1 year
Mistress isn’t coming to Boston, thus unable to fulfill the Boston Legacy curse, and therefore is confirmed to be a finalist this season
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1 year
For all those asking here are some up and coming dates you can come see me in a city near you! Many more have been added, I’ll post an updated version soon! 💖💖💖💖🥰
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2 years
As a queer person paid to work by the government I know how to be messy and crash That’s why for this Pride month I’m partnering with the MBTA
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1 year
Follow Boston Legacy’s lead in denying services to transphobes by punching them in the face, then follow the SCOTUS decisions and simply claim it’s your religious doctrine to do so
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3 years
I literally have a masters degree in epidemiology and not once have I pretended to have expertise on COVID-19 because infectious disease wasn’t my area of study which is to say anyone with anything less needs to shut the ever loving fuck up
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2 years
Everyone go wish my roomfie @jameswebb1987 a happy birthday!!
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4 years
Finance people who are mad about the GameStop stock market situation are just scared because they now realize that their precious stocks can be fucked with at any time, and I for one would be happy to see these piece of shit hedge fund bros get their pwetty wittle stocks wrecked
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2 years
There are 3 truths about Legendary Season 3: 1) Leiomy is always right 2) Deshaun is one of the hottest people ever 3) Juicy Couture should be crowned the winner
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6 months
Played pool for the first time in 6 years and did very badly but had a good time
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1 year
HBO Max rebranding to Max but having to clarify it’s “the one to watch for HBO” I think it’s long past due to stop all MBA programs and pause all corporate consulting firms until we figure out what’s going on there
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4 months
hey
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11 months
I know I’m beating a disabled train, but the MBTA red line with all the slow zones is almost unrideable at this point
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4 months
What is straight men’s obsession with having full conversations in the bathroom please leave me alone
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2 months
Me and 2 friends put together a woodwind trio for a queer talent show and won 😍 mega thanks and congrats to @PattyBourree for putting on an amazing talent show to feature queer talent from around Boston!
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CONGRATULATIONS HOMOPHONICS
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6 months
Waking up on a Saturday to hop on an emergency work meeting wearing a Kirby shirt that says “I want you inside me” how fun
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3 months
go to a drag show, do a gay sport, join a musical ensemble, go to trivia, go to a kink event, go to a board game group or night, do literally anything
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5 years
3 of the 4 are correct answers and he still managed to choose the wrong one
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3 years
*logs on* Twitter Discourse:
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4 months
Friend took a candid of me at Brattle Book Shop a few weeks ago
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4 years
Less thirsting over Republicans like Madison Cawthorn with bad politics, more loving ourselves and thirsting after actually progressive and gay candidates like Ritchie Torres
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7 years
The first episode of #Allstars3 was a whole lot of.....choices
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4 years
Deducing that someone you follow on main is into k*nk through their posts
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2 years
Forever more my subconscious will hear Benoit Blanc saying “so dumb” whenever I do something dumb
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3 years
These two TV moments on #SearchParty and #DragRace happened on the same day. Toast in the bathroom is now part of the queer canon.
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3 years
I’m getting promoted to a senior analyst at work ☺️ not bad for a gay with a modicum of talent
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2 years
I really need The Last of Us to explain to me where specifically they think this is 10 miles west of Boston, because this does not look like metro west
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4 years
Just a boy and his bread
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10 months
Hello, I have never had sex in my life or done anything sinful, so I will now subject you all to my opinions on Folsom and kink in a 5 paragraph essay
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3 years
I’m here to defy stereotypes (I’m a b*tt*m who can’t wrap presents)
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3 years
The end of “home with you” by fka twigs ft. me on clarinet
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3 months
Looking forward to getting my timeline back to normal
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2 years
I hope #AllStars7 has a Mario Party moment at the end of the season where the contestant who receives the platinum plunger the most times gets an extra bonus star
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1 year
Still riding this high
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15 years
got a 5 on AP Stats!!!
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4 years
I’m indifferent to this pick of Harris it was expected and probably the smartest move for Biden, but I just didn’t want khive to be happy
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2 years
Whether you are the biggest pig bottom cumslut or a sexless gay couple emulating heterosexuality, conservatives hate you. They hate queerness. You get told there’s a correct way to act, but there isn’t one; the goal is always to erase queerness in all forms however possible.
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3 years
Fully vaccinated, not single, but ready to mingle 😏
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3 years
We can create a space for sex workers that is profitable, while preventing trafficking and exploitation. It starts by decriminalizing and legalizing sex work, but we continue to punish sex workers and make it more difficult to work making it more dangerous. It’s counterintuitive.
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SCOOP: OnlyFans will prohibit users from posting any sexually explicit conduct, citing mounting pressure from banking partners and payment providers
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1 year
Made a whole giant southern meal of eastern NC-style bbq, mac and cheese, green beans, and peach cobbler for my hungry guys
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8 months
Just guys being dudes (going to the Jinkx and Bendelacreme Holiday Show this week)
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gay boys at @missy_steak ’s I’m Right Trivia Night on Mondays at 8pm at Roxy’s Arcade in Cambridge, Massachusetts:
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3 years
I’m indifferent to the birthday industrial complex, but I am happy that due to Jimbo’s entry into the gay lexicon last year I can now scream “it’s my special daaaaay” for the entire day today
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2 years
I forgot to get a lotto ticket before I sat on my couch if an oomfie wins just send me a $100k and I’ll send you a lifetime supply of nudes I’m all set
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1 month
thank you homosexuals for pole on main, what a blessed day
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8 months
Give Deirdre a sequel
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DECEMBER 2 EMMA STONE NOAH KAHAN
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Imagine working in public service because you believe in doing some good in the world and people post your photo online trying to deride you for looking gay conservatives so desperately trying to demonize and criminalize queerness just salivating at the idea of a lgbtq blacklist
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1 year
Pat Robertson died :)
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5 months
Can Legacy have a matinee for Serve Thursdays, I want to see Sapphira Cristál tonight but I want to be in bed before midnight on a school night
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2 years
Just beat the fourth palace aka the pyramid in Persona 5 Royal and the story got to me 😭
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4 years
I did not get an “I Voted” sticker because I do not like the concept of stickers, but I would like to inform the world that I voted in the Massachusetts primary *hold for applause*
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Thank god I did not get Lana tickets I could not imagine standing outside with a bunch of drunk twinks singing to downbeat music in 90 degree heat
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I need people aware of more politicians than Pete Buttigieg to realize that he’s not the only white male Democrat politician in this country and honestly there’s much better choices for VP than him
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3 months
Come see me and 2 homosexuals play pop music in a woodwind trio and all of this queer talent!
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I am doing drag again tomorrow believe it or not
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