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Not Arte Moreno

@NotArteMoreno

1 year

“That motherf***er back there is not real!”

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7 months

Sadly, this put Ippei $500,000 in the hole with Shohei Ohtani last season.

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2 years

Hi, @elonmusk . Want to buy a baseball team?

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5 years

What’s truly sad is that Dodgers fans still have to wait an hour to get out of the parking lot after leaving the stadium sad.

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5 years

Credit to Bellinger, though. Thanks for not trucking over our catcher in a tight game. Take note, @astros .

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2 years

Phil Nevin to Hunter Renfroe once this inning ends:

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8 months

Me, every time I see Shohei in a Dodgers uniform:

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3 years

Need a pick me up, Angels fans? Here’s a picture, presented with no further comment:

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3 years

Need a pick me up? Here's one full minute of Albert Pujols having the time of his life as a Dodger. Thanks again, Angels! #Dodgers

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7 years

Hey, @Dodgers fans. I know half of you can’t watch your team on TV so I invite you to watch on our flagship @FoxSportsWest . We don’t shut our fans out. #Jefe

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10 months

Hi, @MLB . I’d like to formally request our name be changed to the Anaheim Angels, please. Thank you.

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5 years

Dino Ebel running @Dodgers into outs. Once an Angel, always an @Angels . Good looking out, D. 😉

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I’ve never changed my profile picture until today. Give them some nasty curveballs in heaven, Tyler. #SwaggyT

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6 years

Angels fans traveling to Dodgers Stadium, here is your best route: 101N, off on Union Station then turn around and come back home to Orange County to count your blessings that you don’t live near that trash. #Jefewaze

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“Calhoun” is Spanish for “ @Dodgers Daddy”.

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7 years

HOW YOU LIKE JEFE NOW?!?!? #Ohtani

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5 years

Gerrit Cole grew up in Southern California, but was a Yankees fan. He must be bummed his Dallas Cowboys and Detroit Red Wings are not doing well this year.

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7 years

Get home safely, Angels fans. No, really. There's Dodgers fans in the parking lot.

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4 years

Reminder: Don’t let this quarantine let us forget we hate the @astros . A lot.

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3 years

Morning, @STR0 . Hope you like what I did today. I still have open spots, and lots (and lots) of cash. You’d look good in red. Let’s talk.

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Live life like this man. Don’t settle. Don’t be complacent. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. Inspire others. And fight. #RIPMamba #RIPGigi

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3 years

Ohtani missed hitting for the cycle by the hardest part for him: a single. #AllHeDoesIsMash

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5 years

Reminder to Angels fans attending the next two home games, zoo rules apply: 1. Don’t feed the visiting animals 2. Do not stare at sharpie eyebrows Both can instigate a fight.

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5 years

Don’t be surprised, Dodgers fans. June or November, your team loses to AL teams. Get over it, you should be used to it.

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5 years

No words. Extremely sorry for his wife and family. Heaven just got another ace in their rotation.

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5 years

Angels statement on the passing of Tyler Skaggs.

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6 years

Hey, @bryceharper3 : 🖕🏽. #ThatRich

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2 years

I appreciate respecting my privacy during this tough time. But if you have a shit load of cash, please call me ASAP.

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10 months

It didn’t hurt… until I saw Ippei’s post 😭

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4 years

Waking up to Rory Markus calling the last out of the 2002 World Series is the alarm clock we all deserve.

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5 years

Going to state the obvious here, but @MikeTrout would have robbed that Howie grand slam.

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5 years

Thanks again for leaving the @Angels , @teixeiramark25 . #Blessed

Sporting News MLB

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5 years

Mike Trout: Sporting News MLB Athlete of the Decade

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8 years

Hey, baseball writers of America. Just going to leave this here. #ALMVP

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6 years

Signing @Weave1036 to a 1-day contract to face one batter: Odor. We know he’ll do the right thing. #Bulldog

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7 months

Ohtani 0-for-2 today, with a K. Is it appropriate to use this now, @DodgersNation ?

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2 years

I knew letting Mike play in the WBC was a risk. 🔪

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

2 years

The Ripper puts Mike Trout on the Eternal IL. 🔪☠️

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6 years

We should have told Ohtani he needed Tommy John earlier. He’d have 89 home runs by now.

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7 years

I’m willing to rename the team “Los Angeles Angels of Japan” if we land Ohtani.

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

7 years

Multiple sources believe the Los Angeles Angels remain in the running for Shohei Ohtani.

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7 years

One time for my boy, though. Love Maybin. Great dude.

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5 years

Wait. Why is he trying to touch the back side of the plate and not trucking the catching over? Not efficient. Signed, Jake Marisnick

Brodie Brazil

@BrodieBz

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He’s safe. Come on.

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Some guys just don’t have the hometown discount like some classy players. Shoutout to my boy @Weave1036 . Love you Mijo.

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2 years

Our internal meeting process before acquiring Hunter Renfroe: Can Hunter catch a ball in the outfield? Yes. Can Jo Adell yet? No. Me: make the trade.

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3 years

My Fall plans: The Delta variant:

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5 years

Friendly reminder.

Dodgers Nation

@DodgersNation

7 years

Otani On Deck #Whew #WeDodgedThatOne

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1 year

Diamondbacks: back in the World Series for first time since 2001. Angels were in the World Series in 2002. We’re going to the World Series in 2024! #Science

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6 years

Hey, @Bharper3407 . You might have a shiny new contract but I have more money and the most expensive lawyers money can buy. Don’t mess with #Jefe and my Mijo Trout.

Maria Torres

@maria_torres3

6 years

The #Angels have contacted MLB regarding Bryce Harper’s recruitment of Mike Trout, a possible violation of tampering rules .

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6 years

You have high expectations for our @Angels because of the bar this man set. Look at the history before him, you know it’s true. Tip of the cap, Mike. #Salud

Los Angeles Angels

@Angels

6 years

#Angels statement on Manager Mike Scioscia:

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5 years

Hey, @MikeTrout . Wake up @JessTara and grab the dog. I’m sending a private jet for you 3. Let’s party. 🎉 🍾 LET’S GO!

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3 years

You’re welcome, Angels fans. Tickets for next season are already on sale. Buy them now!

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

3 years

BREAKING: Right-hander Noah Syndergaard and the Los Angeles Angels are in agreement on a one-year, $21 million deal, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. The Angels bolster their staff with the highest-upside arm on the market — and pay a heavy price, plus a second-rounder.

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6 years

Shoutout to all-star @DebbieTrout27 , and bench coach @JeffreyTrout , for the outstanding performance 27 years ago today. We’re thankful to the blessing you brought to this world. @MikeTrout

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5 years

You sure did dodge the first Japanese born player to hit for the cycle in major league history.

Dodgers Nation

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7 years

Otani On Deck #Whew #WeDodgedThatOne

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5 years

Howie Kendrick. Learned it all from us. #TheHaloWay #OurMijo

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Clearly, Gerrit Cole isn’t meant to win with the @Astros . Come home, buddy. I have bags and bags of cash for you. #ThatRich

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6 years

My favorite baseball tradition is watching baseball gush over Bryce Harper for the first quarter of the season, only to watch him fizzle off while Trout gets better than the previous season. 🐸 ☕️

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6 years

If Scioscia sucked, why are two of his disciples going head to head tonight. 🤔 #ThanksMike

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3 years

We subtracted 5 and got the 20 we needed full time. ❤️

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5 years

Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-O!

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6 years

Matt is a class act and hope he kills it in Toronto. We’re going to miss him. Shoebacca forever. Also, his wife kicks ass.

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

6 years

Right-hander Matt Shoemaker and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a one-year major league deal, sources tell Yahoo Sports.

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5 years

WE RUN LOS ANGELES, CHINGONS!!!! #Orale

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6 years

Dear, Baseball Gods. Thank you for blessing me with Ohtani. Amen, @MLBJesus .

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Thank you for your service, @Machete1224 . You deserve a 🏆. Good luck, we appreciate you. 😔 Enjoy, @astros .

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5 years

Rendon signing with the Angels is bad news for Kershaw and Dodgers in the freeway series.

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3 years

Confirmed: the @Nationals won the Scherzer/Turner trade. Well done.

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4 years

My plans: 2020:

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6 years

Now you know why I traded Ian Kinsler.

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5 years

Hey, @GerritCole45 . Let’s end this now, 7-year, $255M sound good? Have Scott call my peeps and let’s enjoy the holidays together as a new family. #Jefe

B/R Walk-Off

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Yankees have a 7-year, $245M offer on the table for Gerrit Cole, per @BobKlap

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Hey, @japan . What else can I buy from you? Appreciate the business. #Ohtani

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I was always afraid I would have to buy a new outfield wall when @KoleCalhoun was playing defense. The guy would run through a wall for his team & teammates. ❤️ you can’t teach. #Blessed to have him.

Los Angeles Angels

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The Angels have declined OF Kole Calhoun's option for the 2020 season.

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Reminder, @Dodgers fans coming to my stadium today: we don’t force you into the stadium immediately after you park. You’re not prisoners (well, you might have formerly been), enjoy the freedom here!

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3 years

@STR0 Looking forward to him rocking one of these immediately:

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7 years

WHAT A HOME DEBUT! #Ohtani I BOUGHT THAT!

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4 years

@BauerOutage @Angels 1. You don’t have to fly into LAX. Orange County and John Wayne airport are much more relaxing. B. I will add you as a joint owner to my bank account. #ThatRich #Jefe 3. You can have as many @MikeTrout autographs as you want.

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I got Ohtani for @MikeTrout as a wedding gift. Have a day, Mijo and Mija. Jefe loves you. @JessTara 👰 🎩

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6 years

Congrats to the @Dodgers for splitting the season series with us while facing our #9 and #11 starting pitchers 4 out of the 6 games. 😉

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2 years

I know some of you are upset at the news… I can see it. But when I say I need to finish a job, I really mean it. I need to see that I waste Mike Trout’s MLB career in its entirety.

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6 years

Behind every great man, is a greater woman. Thank you, @JessTara & @DebbieTrout27 for allowing us to be in your lives. Here is to many wonderful years together! 🍾 🥂 @MikeTrout LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

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Phillies have their high profile outfielder now, meaning they don’t need another. Call me, @MikeTrout , or meet me at The Buttes lobby bar. I have a blank check in my pocket. #Jefe

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6 years

I’m also interested in buying SportsNet LA and never broadcasting a Dodgers game. #ThatRich

Bill Shaikin

@BillShaikin

6 years

#Angels TV? Owner Arte Moreno says he's interested in buying Fox Sports West and Prime Ticket. He already owns his team's radio station, and the city of Anaheim would like him to put up shops and restaurants outside Angel Stadium.

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5 years

How do you say a “ @GerritCole45 and Ohtani 1-2 punch” in Japanese? 🙏🏽

MLB

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5 years

ICYMI: Shohei Ohtani has been cleared to throw off a mound. Here is a reminder of what he can do. 👀

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Don’t worry, Angels fans. I’m still signing Gerrit Cole despite losing his first game since May 2016 (I think).

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Next up, I’m buying Disneyland. #ThatRich

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6 years

If you heathens went to the @Angels game instead of church it’s okay because pastor Ohtani put on a killer service. #Blessed

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6 years

YOURE ALL WELCOME!!!! SOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO BLESSED. THANK YOU TO MYSELF!!!

Los Angeles Angels

@Angels

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OFFICIAL: @MikeTrout agrees to terms on a 12-year contract.

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To add insult to injury, I am still trying to get out of the Dodgers parking lot.

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#Jefe 😃

Jeff Passan

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BREAKING: Star center fielder Mike Trout and the Los Angeles Angels are finalizing a record-breaking 12-year contract worth more than $430 million, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN. Details:

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If you don’t #VoteSimba I’ll be pulling the helmet nachos from concession stands and I’ll be reinstating “Buttercup.” Getting voting, or else.

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@NotArteMoreno

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Hearing that Alex Bregman didn’t take losing the MVP ballot hard because the @astros sign stealing gave him the heads up he wasn’t winning.

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Thanks, Baseball Family. At the end of the day, we’re a huge baseball family living together in a community. Respect you, @Rangers and thank you.

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

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UPDATE: Tonight's 7:05pm game will be played as scheduled and we will hold a pregame moment of silence for Tyler Skaggs. All @Texas2Split proceeds from tonight's game will be donated to the @Angels Baseball Foundation.

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Let’s be honest. The fact that we’re 10 innings in, blew a lead, multiple times with bases loaded, while in Oakland... kinda makes you get lost and forget that we’re in 2020. Kind of comforting in a way. Am I right?!?!

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3 years

Pujols has announced he won’t be flying home with the rest of the Dodgers because he doesn’t want to sit on a losing team’s plane.

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Hey, Mijo @MikeTrout . I have two field passes for the Super Bowl with your name on them. Only thing I need in return is a lifetime contract to be signed. Thanks. #Jefe

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Welcome back, Blanton. Missed you. 😉

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6 years

We are moving to wherever @MikeTrout wants. Trust you all understand.

Bill Shaikin

@BillShaikin

6 years

BREAKING: #Angels announce they are opting out of stadium lease in Anaheim

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A player like Rod Carew talking about how @MikeTrout is in a class of his own while he hit a home run is exactly what makes baseball, baseball. Don’t @ me, other sports.

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6 years

Matt Harvey picked a bad time to honor Joe Blanton.

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6 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Dear @MikeTrout Please extend with the @Angels through 2032

SB Nation

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6 years

Rose are red Violets are blue Quote this with a sports poem And we might retweet you

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6 years

Lifetime contract also includes him as my main beneficiary in my will.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

6 years

Angels expected to offer Mike Trout a lifetime contract this winter, per @JonHeyman

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Always nice to see Dodgers fans in my stadium. Love knowing they're skipping their credit card payment to put more money in my pocket. 😉

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I’m not going to criticize the #GoT season finale, but I am going to say the end of the 2002 @MLB season is the best series finale we’ve seen. To date... 😇

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7 years

Investment confirmed: 😎. #Ohtani

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4 years

So, @BauerOutage @AgentRachelLuba , how does this work. Do you show up under a big Christmas tree I put up at the stadium or do you want me to get Santa to flying you in on his sled? I’m open to either and will pay for it as long as you sign. #BauerToAnaheim #Jefe

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On the plus side this means full time Jaime Barría!! No more flights back and forth mijo!

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