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@worsematt my budget is: > $975 rent > $200 utilities and cable > $3000 doordash > $4000 on my 6 trucks wont someone help me budget im sick of living paycheck to paycheck

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@Blake_Allen13 USPIS, IRS-CI, FAA, FCC, the four horsemen of: if they knock on your door you will be going to prison

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@oneunderscore__ amusingly this isnt really even the full story. it didnt get worse its that it went from answering yes all the time to answering no all the time but the people only ever tested with "yes" questions. it was completely wrong both times the testers just didnt actually check

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@DeepDishEnjoyer theres only like 3 ways to get fired as an intern that dont involve crimes, violating an NDA on day 3 of employment has now moved up my ranking list lol

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@thechosenberg hear me out rnc, i am a life long dem willing to party switch for a weekly fried chicken bucket and baseball tickets, your move

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@fordm 1000 F-35 flyover. blot out the sky

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@SwannMarcus89 It’s so funny that they did “both parties are the same” in response to a woman at the RNC wearing her official RNC delegate pin. Just smoothest brains out there.

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@revhowardarson weird that they just left Zuckerberg in the shot as a secret service agent, just run a new image, gotta try harder than that if you want people to believe it

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@ArmandDoma guy who just *really really* wanted to see the libs on Coruscant get what was coming for them

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@Nexuist No one younger than 29 has ever been able to vote for any Republican president but Trump and politics are going to be very weird for a long time because of that

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@opinonhaver i suspect she probably is forceful in private and knows it would come off as "angry woman" and trigger misogyny if done in public

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@focusfronting macron marrying his predator teacher to cover up for being gay by opting into 20 years of news about marrying his teacher only to then appoint gay men as his prime minister and foreign minister would be the funniest thing to ever happen even by france standards tho tbh

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god bless america's senator and her willingness to be horny on main

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FIRED up to return to the Minnesota State Fair 🔥

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@revhowardarson the screenshots are so funny, like what do you mean you are a sitting senator asking 17 year olds about slang in twitter dms.

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@PopulismUpdates *employing the pm's son as private secretary*: cool and based. *the pm's son taking a mildly funny picture in the official residence*: lame and unacceptable I dont really get Japanese politics lol

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@tylerduran21 @ChronoHarlequin I don’t know if it’s crazier someone did that OR that Florida already had a specific “shooting a missile at something” statute lol

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@quantian1 the most absurd part is that most of the people with warp badges didnt even work there, the CEO just thought "lets give all of the sites most prolific, often racist or misogynist shitposters verified employee badges" was a good marketing tactic

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@revhowardarson I think the public is largely still refusing to accept Trump v Biden round 2 and there’s gonna be a collective societal freak out in ~September as it becomes non ignorable

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@zi_dane12 @clapifyoulikeme the same tweet except about the current or a former president or the current vice president.... thats about it lol

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@RyanRadia Torn between wanting to eat this and not trusting a British side to make something within 500 miles of those spices

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@katiedimartin "I let my sugar daddy plan my entire life for me and ended up feeling like I wasted parts of my 20s" shockingly many such cases lol

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@thashadeshow @ecco401k I hate to break it to you but the average person waist size for a adult US man is 41 inches lol

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@PopulismUpdates That person cannot be American if they think this is a bad video for Walz lol

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@revhowardarson Biden has an infinitely stronger command of the issues than both Donald Trump and the median voter and also because of his age and mannerisms that just does not matter in the least politically.

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@Dianexis @N0tAnthonyDavis @RealSexyCyborg @Kounkuey @LADOTofficial dont worry, that money went to the great cause of paid trips for the consultants to go to quito, london, and hamburg lmfao

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@mak3333 @JosephPolitano that doesnt make you a hypocrite, it just makes you not an absolutist lol. thats fine! just like its fine for elon to simp for china to help his businesses, but when you do that hypothetical or elon does what he is, people are gonna point and laugh

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@___frye you know dalle, that one is on me lol

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@jdcmedlock campaign messaging so good it had both leftists and joe manchin on board is so funny versus where we were 10 days ago

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@MattZeitlin No because wrong time zone. They’d have to celebrate in eastern time to surpass nyc

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@JosephPolitano Lock mart pride

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@nikicaga honestly the US Military one is the funniest because there are enough people miscoding their employer to count as a top 100 employer and they are also the ones who donate GOP, just so many stereotypes all at once

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@vanillaopinions I genuinely wonder if the person who decided they were cutting silver knew that silver owned all the model IP lol

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@Tolkoto this rumor is weird because even microsoft doesnt claim it to be true lol. they openly say that they just didnt want to invest enough to staff up for the next project

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@TheHoib Watching tv in Pennsylvania in the fall will be interesting lol

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@NoahJAguirre whitmer would be a good nominee but they wont run two women.

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@FEARMYFEMUR @RyanRadia laughing because never have i read a tweet that expresses disappointment this well lol

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@OnlyHutz @jeremykauffman Covid vaccination acceptance is highly positively correlated with education and intelligence

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@Frenchlet1 @WillTheKid1507 When I worked in a grocery store not a single person cared about food/baby supplies getting stolen but that’s not what got stolen 99% of the time. It was all razors and detergent and other packaged stuff for resale, and there’s a huge difference

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@jdcmedlock congress: "agencies you need continuity of government plans" agencies: *make plans* congress: "look at these evil agencies making continuity of government plans!!!?!!"

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@LaiciteStan Imagine being Attal and actually gay but your boss is somehow more gay than you anyway

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@Xedodah_Fanboy @quantian1 nah it was literally just his age lol. i was gonna vote for him but it really felt bad to have to do so

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@quantian1 they literally have been running ad campaigns for this for years now and its just all screaming into the void for them lmao

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We are not one of the institutional investors buying single-family homes. Get the facts here:

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@besttrousers actually since covid its gone even crazier. americans just have money now

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@jameslineky i now understand why you guys are sending him to fire island with chasten lmao

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@sadreturn @3YearLetterman you simply do not have to frame Nazism as the actual state of reality or assume that the Nazis were right to say they had a Jewish Problem

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@lvt2012 @stephen_neukam @NastyOldWomyn Because they don’t think he should be the nominee lol

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@jdcmedlock government: *makes life better in an unambiguous way* bitcoiners: "heres why this is a conspiracy to take over the world 🧵 1/514"

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@JakeLandauTO @vanillaopinions What do you think the word “less” means

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@bryancsk they mean they are wildly over invested in crypto and nvda lol

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@sorkincel @SwannMarcus89 The squad:

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@Levi54625 @thechosenberg free shit? no. bribes.... maybe...

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@WatsonLadd @Blake_Allen13 Oh yeah I’m mostly just shitposting because I find it so funny how good the fcc is at tracking down the like 3 things they investigate

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@GravitysRa1nbow Honestly fighting Russians from the roof of a Bethesda Burger King is a bout as realistic as them invading Sapporo via Vladivostok so honestly Infinity ward should make that the next campaign

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@ArmandDoma Sex in the office is fireable, posting it on social media is bad reference forever territory, and doing all of that and becoming a negative media cycle for your boss is never have a job again without a name change tier lol

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@ljohn44 @mpdillon he had a colonoscopy and thought people would make fun of him

New Book Appears to Solve Trump's 2019 Medical Mystery Over Sudden Hospital Visit

Former Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham implies in her memoir that then-President Trump's visit to Walter Reed was for a routine colonoscopy as part of his annual physical

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@iamlaurasaurus Hey now that’s unfair to Pittsburgh… if you look at metro population all of Iceland is 13% of a Pittsburgh lol

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@revhowardarson the actual houthi was so homophobic he managed to get his post suspended on *this version of twitter* lol

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@PinstripeBungle if its literally the Iron Dome he meant, SK publicly at least passed because they need way more C-RAM density. My guess is he meant singapore

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@constans in polling america is consistently viewed positively basically everywhere on earth but china and russia lol. people love america

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@agraybee the video of her scaring off the campaign staffer sent to follower her by asking about his dog is the most CIA officer thing any candidate has ever done and it owned so hard

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@Noahpinion Lula and the left hates us for the 70s cia and Bolsanaro and the right hate us for what we are now. They did help us with that submarine guy and though so that was nice of them

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@JBellSATX @jonfavs it was literally just one (1) tracking poll, hes losing in the average and basically every other poll

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@nearcyan lol

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@CliffordField18 @sabotpetal Amusingly they sold off both the space part and the glass jar part and basically only make aluminum cans and metal bottles now lol. Weird place

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@geekguttertrash @queerBengali he was appointed because he/ the nazis won the most seats and therefore had the priority on forming government because no other government without them was capable of being formed. this is like saying the PM of england isnt elected because technically the King appoints him

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@netcapgirl VC: "whats the money for" Ilya: "literally every single dollar you give me will be sent to either Jensen or to pay my friends that i hire 7 figure salaries, you will get nothing" VC: "sounds great where do i sign"

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@janecoaston A few months ago a man got arrested for leaving death threats on the website of the... CIA lmao

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@jdcmedlock I still think it’s silly but I’ll give them credit, being willing to release numbers like this consistently moved it from grift/scam -> just normal dumb in my head lol

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@MattZeitlin The very end where they use him visibly laughing at them but cut to make it look like he’s crying is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

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@JamesTimmins subtract 20 points from both of those then yeah

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@LinkofSunshine transport any human on earth from pre-1900 to vegas and they would consider anything written on the sphere a message from god

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@Taniel If macron actually walks away from this with 190 seats we should just make him actual Jupiter regalia. Man would have earned his lightning bolt and throne

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@chordbug why is the scrabble word list formatted like its an instruction set lol

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@GravitysRa1nbow I’m gonna find a way to drop this into leftist discourse about it anonymously and leave you with a fun week

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@MichaelCrush73 @Blake_Allen13 There actually is one it’s called “The Inspectors” and was made for kids during Saturday mornings from 2015-2019… it was literally produced by USPIS itself haha

The Inspectors - Wikipedia

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@SwannMarcus89 Also, literally none of that cobalt goes to the United States. Go take it up with Xi, they own the mines and receive the exports lol

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@GoldwagNathan 2 Jewish students straight up got stabbed at pitt yesterday, there are genuine fears and pretending there aren’t is dumb

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@GenePark I like the dedication to pretending that we dont know what is under the marker. repect those embargoes lol

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@revhowardarson if you type this on the internet your wife should legally be allowed to shoot you

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@physicsgeek the median american has experienced real wage growth during the biden admin. full stop. if you have not your employer is screwing you and thats a you problem.

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@JordanBraginton @treeaston its literally not a job congress can do. they do not have tens of thousands of scientists and regulation writers available.

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@MrJames__321 @Carnage4Life This isn’t a “demise will come any second” article it’s a “Twitter is no longer a financially viable business and exists purely as a toy for Elon” article. Which is fine to be clear he can afford it forever, it’s just something of note.

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@dai_majin99 @NateSilver538 Thiel isn’t paying silver that’s the entire point lol. Thiel invested (in a late round) in a company silver consults for. That’s it. There’s no direct connection.

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@lxeagle17 im all for people doordashing as much as they want but if you doordash and then complain that prices are high you should be required to spend another year in school lol

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@revhowardarson Getting to 50% without the last name Obama is an absolute achievement even

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@ArmandDoma > I’m sure the jury saw more evidence than your article > article was about prosecution hiding exculpatory evidence > we have the right to remain silent > yeah of course the jury is then allowed to think you are more guilty than before if you use it Never beating allegations

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@meatydiogenes @SwannMarcus89 The company he was working for (Tenet Media) was being basically exclusively (90% of revenue) funded by russian intelligence lol

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@powerbottomdad1 The biggest problem with this is managers are bad at their job and identifying who actually is vital. Given perfect management and performance evaluation you’d do this every time

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@AlecStapp Counterpoint, it started going to shit exactly when she was no longer 24

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@focusfronting oh and added context for those who dont know the current french PM and FM are divorced from each other lmao. not directly relevant but its so french

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@nikicaga this is him revenge posting she went on a crusade against him being picked as VP which was about the dumbest possible thing for a dem running state wide in PA to do

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@Shane_maps @revhowardarson

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@dointhethangy @whstancil Most of the online left either are rich kids or part of the PMC either of which means they get big mad if service workers get paid fairly

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@cindycrum @Redistrict The red wave was never indicated by polling like this is

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@geekguttertrash @queerBengali no i read your point im telling you that its a dumb distinction that didnt actually exist in reality. hitler was party leader and gained power because he and his party were elected to the most seats just like in any parliamentary election in the world

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@Blake_Allen13 Me sowing non-response bias: haha fuck yeah!!! Me reaping non-response bias: well this fucking sucks what the fuck

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@jdcmedlock She’s like the one house leftist to figure out that having power involves both strong media presence and the existing power structures liking you and half the online left hates her for it lol

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