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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

THEY FINALLY FREED MY GIRL @demonicowgirl IJBOLLLLLLLLLLLL….. WE BACK UP!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Joe escaping with “you were sad and didn’t want to get married” meanwhile Matty is lashed over and over with “you were a drug addict and loser and ruined my reputation and SHOULD BE IN PRISON!!!!!” 😭😭😭

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

new swifties frothing at the mouth because all they know is a taylor that keeps her relationship so private that people don’t realize she’s in one for years….. do these images scare you? some of us lived them

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@jailedcowgirl

5 months

DID YOU HEAR ME PLAY THE FUCKING BEAT

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

We’ve reached the point where swifties aren’t even figuring stuff out with a carefully laid trail of breadcrumbs, they just start making up their own shit and Taylor says “fuck it whatever”

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@TheSwiftSociety

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

#he was literally holding her hostage for 6 years but now my girl is FREE. i don’t even gaf about the relationship itself i just think taylor’s being funny as fuck right now. and i support that

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

sorry but this is exactly what a sorority chapter’s instagram page looks like

haze

@closestfriendd

8 months

has she ever taken a picture like this with a man😭

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

You guys don’t understand like I’m so happy my Travy made it to the big game

So High School by Taylor Swift on Apple Music

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

DOUBLE ALBUM TRUTHERS TELL THEM WE BACK UP!!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

I’m sorry she is saying some crazy fucking shit on this album WHAT THE HELL…..

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

Stannis Baratheon first male victim of misogyny we love you

PoorQuentyn

@PoorQuentyn

4 months

The heir on Dragonstone has the better claim, but no one likes them, so you get the rise of a smug younger relative. Heir on Dragonstone overreacts, demolishes their own cause along with their rival's, everything is ruined forever

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

I need y’all to stop speaking about things you don’t know bc I keep hearing “folklore and evermore are better because it was all fictional! TTPD bad because personal!” I’m sorry but Taylor swift tricked you. Like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

knowing her in person must be one hell of a drug because well. rodrigo. we know this is not true

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

real ones know that CIA agents dream of the secrets this woman knows

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

i have never seen an actor want an oscar as badly as him but he just kept getting kneecapped by historical biopics… so he finally makes his his own awards-bait biopic but fucks up and releases it the same year as the biopic to end all biopics. you just have to laugh

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

The teaser trailer for Bradley Cooper’s ‘MAESTRO’ starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan has been released. In select theaters November 22 and on Netflix December 20.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

You guys are so slow like. Literally Yes this has been obvious from the jump

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

@rreputxtions LITERALLLLYYYYY that was the peak of romance for me in high school…. unfortunately…..

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

will someone explain why taylor sings with a transatlantic accent on all the re-recordings. she abandoned one fake accent for an even faker one….

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

One underrated element of Taylor discourse is randoms tweeting insipid criticism like “has that famous singer tried writing a good song” and the replies are just their friends shrieking “oh the swifties are gonna get you!!!” and “Dan you chose violence!”

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Good morning. Can you guys make sure you include song links when you start screaming about lyrics because I literally have no fucking clue what any of you are talking about

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Taylor drawing direct parallels between herself and Jesus Christ. As she should

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

@404paigenotfnd and she literally lied to us and sent us on a wild goose chase for the entire weekend after we clocked it within 2 minutes. unserious woman…

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

My branch manager asking me “how do you feel about chicken” when I was going on lunch and my first thought is what does he know about a ttpd leak. Meanwhile it was literally just because they got me Chick-fil-A catered 😭😭😭

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

Imagine where we’d be if Taylor had also believed there were 5 holes in the fence

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

if so many people are going to insert themselves into our business like this then at this point they need to start teaching swiftie history in schools

Liam

@LegoRacers2

10 months

Taylor's people turning a casually popular star into a Kpop style mass spiritual phenomenon almost 18 years into her career is one of the greatest coups in marketing history. Books will be written about this

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

he went all in with that horrible antisemitic nose prosthetic for what? to sit in the dolby theatre and watch as cillian murphy says 4 words in his acceptance speech before taking the red-eye back to ireland?

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

She wasn’t mindful of why she was invited to the section

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

trust we were rabidly insane before 4 years ago. there’s just too many of us now

38 year old Persona party member

@twinkophrenia

1 year

What happened like four years ago that made Taylor Swift go from relatively big pop star to having the most rabidly insane fanbase on Earth almost entirely overnight?

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Me listening to Taylor singing about Centennial Park and performing for people and accepting awards on stage and wanting to kill Scooter Braun and dreaming about cheating: damn. No idea who this is about

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

“Cause I’m miserable and nobody even knows TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB” GET THEIR ASSES TAYLOR!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

she is so…. we haven’t had celebrities like her in so long. it’s so refreshing

Pop Base

@PopBase

9 months

Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

Who is also a misogynist. He contains multitudes

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

SO HIGH SCHOOL I’M SO HAPPY MY TRAVY MADE IT TO THE BIG GAME WE DID IT SWIFTIES!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

ultimately what makes me laugh is that taylor’s dumbass would watch this video and giggle “aw they’re having such a good time!” like unfortunately this was all a directive from the Commander in Chief

ellie | london n4 n6

@catchfireswift

10 months

Im gonna start punching people literally SCREAMING and for what

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

women of all sexualities like to show affection towards their friends in pictures! if y’all have never experienced that then just say so….

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

this is so. whahausienwhs. damn she is burying that part of her life

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Viral hate tweets with over 100k likes and negative album reviews that have less to say about the music and more about the critic’s personal opinion on Taylor…. I want you to put the word out that we back up

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

what is joe biden’s plan to get chappell roan best new artist at the grammys next year

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

i’m crying he’s been taylor’s promoter since day 1 😭

✨ 𝓗 𝓞 𝓛 𝓛 𝓨 𓆙

@hollyhollssss

8 months

have we ever noticed austin in the back handing out cd’s 😭

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

you guys are just doing a women be shopping joke

elly❦

@hhorchatax

10 months

girl math isn't about not knowing how to do math it's a JOKE about how we justify spending our money u miserable losers

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

All these losers spent the last 24 hours crying on here about how folkmore were one offs and she’s a hack and isn’t talented… and then here comes the double album smacking them in the face to remind them that she can just make another folkmore in her sleep

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

swifties always in trouble for the toxic parasocial relationship allegations meanwhile the famous person in question is LIKE THIS?!? AND WE GET BLAMED!!!

dom ☆

@ev3rhaze

1 year

the fact you can see her holding back tears oh my god😭😭😭😭lord i am not your strongest soldier

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

well. it was taylor and joe wasn’t it

trash jones

@jzux

11 months

tired of age gap discourse. now let’s do vibes gap discourse, where one person in a couple lights up a room and the other is basically a sim

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

@brittscapes 😭😭😭 such a scary woman i love her so much

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

5 months

@straitracer

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Y’all couldn’t even save your whack ass “but I miss folklorrrrreee” whining for tomorrow oh jeez

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

@404paigenotfnd Taylor legitimately hasn’t been this crazy in public since 2009. We’re kinda unlocking original recipes even if I hate the sequence of events that led to this happening

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

and he still got that writing credit on sweet nothing……..

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

her team is ass because girl what do you mean you didn’t know about the litigious side of the music industry? you’ve been on disney channel since you were THIRTEEN

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

11 months

Olivia Rodrigo says the scrutiny she faced from legal issues with 'SOUR' didn’t make her second-guess writing 'GUTS': "I feel like now I know so much more about the industry and I just feel … better equipped in that regard. It wasn’t something I thought about too much."

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

like the thing about taylor is that she genuinely loves us… and she is not a good enough actress to have carried on that facade for 17+ years. the haters will just NEVERRRRR understand

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

the way he’s literally just like me. like i did that at the end of my shows too omg twinsss

Taylor Swift Updates 🩶

@swifferupdates

9 months

🏟️| Travis blowing Taylor a kiss from the VIP tent after Karma 🫶😘 #BuenosAiresTSTheErasTour

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

not many people got it the first time they heard it. me though? i understood immediately

Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift on Apple Music

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

This is the kind of tweet I’d make to let you guys know I’ve been kidnapped

uncle june

@catholicguilter

4 months

the thing you guys are missing from the chappell roan hype is that Red Wine Supernova and HOT TO GO are some of her weakest songs. I assure you you WILL get it when you listen to the rest of her album.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

just realized that in the same amount of time joe jonas and sophie turner dated, got engaged, got married, had two kids, and headed for divorce, taylor and joe had their entire relationship. ijbol

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

THIS WAS CRAAAAAAZY LIKE WHY WAS HE THERE……..

eve scavo !!!

@swiftpdf

3 months

Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to ...

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

yes because we did not like matthew. keep up

eden ⎕ ⸆⸉

@wisterriagrow

10 months

it’s actually sad to see all these people saying “let taylor be happy” when they were acting completely differently a couple months ago

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

if they make circle tweets public i want everybody to know i stand by whatever i said and the only reason i didn’t say it publicly was because i didn’t want you annoying bitches in my mentions

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

i’ll say it. i like travis kelce’s 70s pornstache.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

everyone's saying dear reader is the most unappreciated track on midnights so it sounds like plenty of y'all are appreciating it meanwhile LABYRINTH is paid dust daily...... ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL REALIZE

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

Well anyways. I officially quit my job today. Last day is going to be April 19th. See how this is your doing @taylorswift13

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Huge walls around you have the potential to have been chosen

The Eras Tour

@tswifterastour

3 months

🚨| There are QR Code murals all over the world with a secret letter each to spell out the secret message from Taylor Swift! Swifties everywhere look at your buildings with huge walls! Huge walls around you have the potential to have been chosen! #TSTTPD

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

6 months

Just looked it up and I’m the same age Joni Mitchell was when she wrote both sides now

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

5 months

She looks straight out of 2009 in the first pic. I’m scared

Taylor Swift Updates 🩶

@swifferupdates

5 months

📷| Taylor and Travis visited a mall last night after the concert 🫶

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

harry really is the eternal muse….. thank you sooooo much for being an immature 19 year old boy you did so much for the world @Harry_Styles

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

You guys are already deciding your favorite songs and sorting the entire album I literally haven’t PROCESSED a single song like let’s circle back to this in 3-5 business days thank you!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

The dearth of jongs makes so much sense in hindsight because my #1 complaint on the last 3 original albums is that she was STILL singing about summer 2016 and how they got together…. Like greatest muse my ASS he clearly wasn’t holding up on that by the end of the relationship!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

i know that og speak now debuted with literally 1 million pure sales like it’s not some underground indie album but frankly that album is not for the general public. it is for ME. where did you other people come from

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

there are 3 things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and karmic retribution for going against taylor swift

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

11 months

Scooter Braun is getting out of talent management, a source tells Variety.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

it eats so bad…. i’m addicted

Bad Blood (Taylor's Version) [feat. Kendrick Lamar] by Taylor Swift on Apple Music

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

every time i see this video again on my tl i have to watch it so i can get angry again. god he was such a loser

Taylor Swift ID ⸆⸉ 🇮🇩

@SwiftIndoUpdate

2 years

Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift leaving the #VMAs afterparty.

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

8 months

first ever cake made from my own recipe 😁 red velvet + a traditional ermine frosting

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

i never said anything bad about barbie (2023). barbie (2023) is my friend

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

ethan stealing the recycle your bracelets sign from sofi

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

10 months

🎥| A fan stealing an "Eras Tour" film poster

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

give you my wild give you my child. that was like a bomb being dropped on my house

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

i was oppressed… for being a SWIFTIE…

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

4 months

Working in a public library on the day of a solar eclipse

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

I told y’all the reception would do a 180 in 4 years like usual but apparently it’s gonna be less than a week. I literally just burst out laughing

Emily Nussbaum

@emilynussbaum

3 months

Hmm okay, so now I’m starting to LIKE a bunch of the songs on this massive, messy, feverish Taylor Swift album… Also, she’s very funny. “We’ll tell no one except all of our friends”

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

TTPD has me feeling things I haven’t felt since Red because im sitting here like omgggg I need to have a whirlwind chaotic relationship with an asshole artistic type so I can cry along to the smallest man who ever lived…. NO YOU DON’T GIRL!!!!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Swifties going the project management route when post-mortem exam aka AUTOPSY is right there icbsbsjsbsb

BMZ🤵🏾‍♀️🤍

@BCDWABH

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

are you ready mr. styles

jackantonoff

@jackantonoff

10 months

ok ready?

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

10 months

i don’t want to hear any more complaints about swifties dancing in the theater. i had to deal with the woman sitting next to me changing her toddler’s DIAPER in the middle of the movie. ENOUGH!!!!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

6 months

@madelizard Meanwhile taylor:

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

3 months

We already knew this but wow. Taylor’s friends ain’t SHIT!!!!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

5 months

What do you mean you just joined the 1d fandom in January. It is 2024

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

6 months

Gonna need to smoke a lot of weed to cope with this one me thinks

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

6 months

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 📷: Beth Garrabrant

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

7 months

“barty crouch jr./evan rosier” i need y’all to give this shit to god already

Paulie 🎀

@paulieponzi

7 months

The AO3 ship stats for 2023 are out!!!

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

“but she couldn’t say this for jake gyllenhaal” that’s because jake can actually win the idgaf war…. meanwhile john mayer is getting blown to bits in the trenches

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Taylor Swift on the release of ‘Speak Now’ TV before performing ‘Dear John’: “I’m 33 years old, I don’t care about anything that happened to me when I was 19… I’m not putting this album out so you can go on the internet and defend me against someone you think I wrote a song

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

1 year

anyways i’ll be watching because if there’s one thing carey mulligan is gonna do it’s capital-S Serve in a role where she’s the creative genius behind the creative genius

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

11 months

guys i gotta be honest. it was the vlogs. it was all the vlogs

Girl

@satoraurgojo

11 months

Taylors brand of celebrity being both untouchable and girl next door needs to be studied like I don’t know anybody else who does it so successfully if at all

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@jailedcowgirl

9 months

it’s actually so funny that taylor said “does anybody know the lyrics to this bridge… PROVE IT!” like okay billy the puppet

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

9 months

…… jonathan groff?

j. 📸say cheese

@nahshesgay

9 months

and you know who got in between them!

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@jailedcowgirl

9 months

the “taylor fund” she speaks of is called credit card debt

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

5 months

I genuinely can’t believe Ariana looks and sounds the way she does right now. The horrible bleached eyebrows. The way she just ditched her blaccent and her fans act like she’s always talked like this. Do they think we’re stupid

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@jailedcowgirl

11 months

wengel

@wengelll

11 months

randomly want to be an actor so i can get one of those venice film festival waterbottle + name tag pics u wouldn’t get it

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@jailedcowgirl

8 months

i’m sorry but brittany mahomes cheesing like all these people are waiting for her oh mdjfkejsu girl. BE SERIOUS.

News 3 Now / Channel 3000

@WISCTV_News3

8 months

Are you ready for it? Taylor Swift is officially at Lambeau Field as the schedule goes Back to December, where the Packers are undefeated under Matt LaFleur. (Video courtesy of Brook Arnold)

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@jailedcowgirl

3 months

Like what else DOES she have to say besides so long London. They grew apart and she wanted more from their relationship but she had to cut the cord. She’s not gonna write 20 songs about that when she’s got matty healy pretending to propose to her in her back pocket 😭

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

7 months

the thing is taylor’s never really had super mega famous friends like her circle has always been full of lewsers and gigi was sort of an anomaly but damn. we’re really in the trenches right now huh

Taylor Swift Updates

@SwiftNYC

7 months

Taylor out in LA last night! ❤️

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@jailedcowgirl

7 months

good maybe some of y’all will leave

a 🇵🇸

@taywh0restan2

7 months

Liberals on her ass, conservatives on her ass, journalists on her ass, eco terrorist allegations.. this is the lowest we've reached like omg

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

7 months

today’s other adventure: yellow cake with chocolate buttercream and chocolate ganache for my brother’s birthday 🥳

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ashley

@jailedcowgirl

5 months

Like what is mastermind doing there on the setlist that would not have been improved by yoyok taking its spot. And as a thesis statement for the eras tour it’s much better too

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