i lost my virginity in what i thought was a park but it turned out to be a graveyard and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn
no swiftie hate but I do think she dances this awkwardly on purpose to give herself more of a dumb baby vibe instead of a billionaire who is actively draining resources vibe
guys DO NOT SUPPORT THIS ACCOUNT. DO NOT SPREAD THEIR TWEETS. #/CivilWar2 is associated with racist 4chan and facebook groups filled with dangerous, armed men. this account could easily be making stuff up that will end up hurting protestors. THEY ARE FEAR MONGERING.
so christian clergymen showed up to support the protests, which got twisted into the KKK being at chicago st in minneapolis, which then got twisted to the KKK being in chicago. i am BEGGING y’all: CHECK YOUR FUCKING SHIT BEFORE YOU POST IT. DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUADRUPLE CHECK IT.
taylor: it’s red taylor’s version release week 🥰 time to celebrate fall and drink starbucks lattes and look back on some great memories from the album—
swifties: WE WERE AT FUCKING WAR IN 2012
like how many times was she looking for real estate in her boyfriend’s hometowns? joe was still her sneaky link when she wrote KING OF MY HEART…. like have you even listened to MINE????? she is literally insane when it comes to men
Today marks
#2YearsOfFearlessTaylorsVersion
, an album full of magic and curiosity. The one that gave us inside jokes, sparkly dresses, hand hearts, and double claps. We’ve loved traveling back in time with you every night on
#TSTheErasTour
. 🫶✨
Sincerely and Fearlessly,
TN
personally i don’t believe swifties that joined during the reputation era have any more of a distorted view of taylor than fans from any other era because taylor is…. wait for it…. a celebrity that carefully constructs her image to entertain people. hope this helps
why aren’t we talking about the fact that the budget for cats is almost $300 million and to break even it’ll literally have to become the highest grossing musical of all time. bro they done fucked up
at some point we gotta stop saying "women should be allowed to do what they want" as a defense to influential celebs pandering to misogynistic beauty standards
Kim literally looks like a cartoon character. Your body is not supposed to be shaped like this. It’s such a dangerous and weird af standard she’s setting for herself and it looks absolutely ridiculous.
ticketmaster saying “well how were we supposed to know that more than 40% of verified fans would actually try to buy tickets? :(“ your first mistake was comparing taylor to a bunch of LOSERS!!
🚨 | Summary of things we’ve learned from Taylor’s interviews (so far):
▪️
#TS7
is done
▪️Album title has been correctly guessed
▪️ME! not the first song she wrote
▪️Working on tour schedule
▪️Tour possibly starts in “6 months to a year”
▪️Speaking French is a big clue
i genuinely do nawt give a fuck if former haters are turning into Reformed Swifties. baby i am a taylor swift evangelist i am proselytizing i am nailing my 95 theses to the church of pop culture’s doors i WANT converts. this is how i win
feminism has come so far because now we’re begging men to talk about their celebrity girlfriends in interviews instead of themselves. literally who’s taking care of the children while you’re here, mr. alwyn?
finally found the tweet, as well as a similar situation in pittsburgh. i totally understand the confusion that could arise from this situation. but we need to be careful
@fordhoIden
she’s so silly like no you did not get older and your hair texture magically changed….. you’ve just beat it into submission with straightening treatments for 10 years 😭
and they were mostly concerned with whether or not i was gonna kill myself and i had to explain to them how internet jokes and exaggeration on twitter works and basically be like “i’m not going to kill myself but i won’t get likes if i don’t say it”
the police:
swifties in 2014: there's no way "cuz the players gonna play play play play" is a real lyric
swifties in 2017: there's no way "why? oh! cause she's dead" is a real lyric
swifties right now: there's no "you can't spell awesome without me" is a real lyric
the reflecting on past experiences and relationships. the self-loathing. the reevaluation of your priorities in life. the fear of getting married and having children. SHE KNOWS SOMETHING.
nowadays everybody’s a haylor and claims to be a child of divorce but where were you when the sacred texts were written? because i was one of the apostles…. i was mary magdalene weeping at the cross….. you haven’t been through what i’ve been through
i urge you all to be extremely wary of ANYBODY using the civil war 2 phrase. it originated from a 4chan meme (civil war 2: electric boogaloo) and THEY ARE NOT ON OUR SIDE. please read this article for more info
if i had a nickel for every time kanye created a model of a celebrity he has beef with and did something disturbing to it in a music video i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
some of y’all have never been so staunchly on your girl’s side that learning she’s broken up with her boyfriend literally turns you into the terminator. and he’s the target
the most important thing i’ve learned from the new olivia rodrigo song is that joshua bassett didn’t know billy joel’s music until she showed it to him
rumors like this cause more panic, which can result in injuries and deaths for protestors. i know you guys are well-intentioned but in times like these PLEASE BE CAREFUL. photo and video evidence first, but if that isn’t possible, confirm with multiple ppl on the ground
i will still never forget taylor having to get on tumblr and clarify that it was indeed the lead single for an album and NOT a song for the secret life of pets 2
so while she’s chatting with a very nice fbi agent i’m on the internet trying to figure out if i’m going to jail or not bc i do NOT have the time OR money for that! i’m a college student! i had like 2 exams and a project due soon jailtime was not in my agenda!
RIGHT?/!:!:?: i’ve seen people say it’s a first dance song for a WEDDING like hello fiancé i’ve picked out the best song for our first dance, it’s called “i am traumatized so i perform for everybody and will contort my true self to be the perfect one for you but you don’t see”
SHE’S HUGGING JOE
REPUTATION TOUR FOOTAGE
MORE VIDEOS OF HER RECORDING REPUTATION
SAYING FUCK HD AUDIO AND VIDEO
LOOKING CUTE IN HOME VIDEOS
I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED FROM A TAYLOR SWIFT DOCUMENTARY
i’m sorry but are we really going to spend 2 weeks talking about how britney spears was torn apart by the media for her sexualized image and then say “why would taylor swift write lyrics in 2008 that upheld chastity as a virtue and position herself as not like other girls?!?!?”
washington dc!!! and i pick it up and in LITERALLY THE QUIETEST VOICE EVER IM LIKE: “ʰᵉˡˡᵒ” and the guy on the other end is like “hi this is carlos the fbi agent assigned to your case” and i’m like oh this is it boys. can’t wait to live tweet from jail!!
taylor is so weird why would she use her friends kids names to tell a love story 😭 girl you were already on thin ice with the trust him like a brother line
i know people are joking but i seriously don’t get this “taylor hates her father” or “taylor has daddy issues” bc of a few one off lines when she very obviously just hates her parent’s divorce and otherwise has a good relationship with her father. i know because i am her!
Just remembered that this isn’t even the first time Taylor’s stopped using a social media website because she couldn’t deal with her fans on it asking her to speak up on a current issue
i understand mistakes happens. but what you say online can harm protestors and spiral out of control. KKK sightings are deadly serious and i don’t want there to be too many “boy who cried wolf” situations so that if something terrible ever happened, people wouldn’t believe it
@gavesomanysigns
the more i learn about him the more confused i get because i’m like....... HE’S STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFICTION like he’s the main character that runs into harry styles at a coffee shop and they write songs together. like he’s not real
but carlos..... my man...... he tells me i’m NOT going to jail!!! he’s like “do you have any plans to go to washington dc soon” and i’m like absolutely not and he’s liek “are you gonna kill yourself” and i’m like no so he says alright your case is closed! bye! no more dumb jokes!