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i lost my virginity in what i thought was a park but it turned out to be a graveyard and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn

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history is not being taught in schools
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still can’t get over the fact that she calls this dude “boy” multiple times on the album. last time he was a boy was when pangea existed
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Lorde canoodles in West Hollywood with boyfriend Justin Warren
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no swiftie hate but I do think she dances this awkwardly on purpose to give herself more of a dumb baby vibe instead of a billionaire who is actively draining resources vibe
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you must be new around here because if there’s one thing taylor’s gonna do it’s treat a man she’s known for 2 weeks like he’s her husband of 15 years
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ALSO ISIS LOWKEY FELL OFF this is the most prescient foreign policy analysis of our time
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the B in LGBT stands for Betty by Taylor Swift (2020)
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my professor: why didn’t you turn in your paper, it was due today me: time is not something i acknowledge
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Mariah Carey
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I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷‍♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today
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Some of our greatest posts of all time are Taylor Swift related
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if you are in line for taylor swift tickets DO NOT STAY IN LINE!!!! POLLS HAVE CLOSED!!!!
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these are stills from paranormal activity
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Taylor Swift and Matty Healy in Nashville, Tennessee.
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taylor swift has never taken a single college class in her life but midnights is very much a post-grad album. what does she know
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guys DO NOT SUPPORT THIS ACCOUNT. DO NOT SPREAD THEIR TWEETS. #/CivilWar2 is associated with racist 4chan and facebook groups filled with dangerous, armed men. this account could easily be making stuff up that will end up hurting protestors. THEY ARE FEAR MONGERING.
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IM WHATGAHSBSJD
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i literally do not know what taylor is singing about at this point
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@demonicowgirl
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so christian clergymen showed up to support the protests, which got twisted into the KKK being at chicago st in minneapolis, which then got twisted to the KKK being in chicago. i am BEGGING y’all: CHECK YOUR FUCKING SHIT BEFORE YOU POST IT. DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUADRUPLE CHECK IT.
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y’all when is the last time we’ve had a happy song. lmao
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‼️| Tonight’s surprise songs are 'All You Had To Do Was Stay' and 'Breathe'
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taylor: it’s red taylor’s version release week 🥰 time to celebrate fall and drink starbucks lattes and look back on some great memories from the album— swifties: WE WERE AT FUCKING WAR IN 2012
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why the fuck is dave chapelle bringing hannah gadsby, a cisgender lesbian woman, into his weird transphobia
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like how many times was she looking for real estate in her boyfriend’s hometowns? joe was still her sneaky link when she wrote KING OF MY HEART…. like have you even listened to MINE????? she is literally insane when it comes to men
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her character literally gets run over by a car
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STORYTIME: I GOT INVESTIGATED BY THE FBI (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!)
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the taylor nation social media manager looking at their notifications right now
@taylornation13
Taylor Nation
1 year
Today marks #2YearsOfFearlessTaylorsVersion , an album full of magic and curiosity. The one that gave us inside jokes, sparkly dresses, hand hearts, and double claps. We’ve loved traveling back in time with you every night on #TSTheErasTour . 🫶✨ Sincerely and Fearlessly, TN
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taylor: i’ll take the stairs
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why have we, as swifties, not already started a campaign to get hayley williams on a speak now vault track
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personally i don’t believe swifties that joined during the reputation era have any more of a distorted view of taylor than fans from any other era because taylor is…. wait for it…. a celebrity that carefully constructs her image to entertain people. hope this helps
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why aren’t we talking about the fact that the budget for cats is almost $300 million and to break even it’ll literally have to become the highest grossing musical of all time. bro they done fucked up
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🚨 NO TATBILB SLANDER WILL BE TOLERATED IN MY MENTIONS 🚨
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“i’m jill’s husband” i love a man that knows his place
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taylor getting over 1m sales in debut week and the only thing she did to promote the album was not show up to a target in new york city
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at some point we gotta stop saying "women should be allowed to do what they want" as a defense to influential celebs pandering to misogynistic beauty standards
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Kim literally looks like a cartoon character. Your body is not supposed to be shaped like this. It’s such a dangerous and weird af standard she’s setting for herself and it looks absolutely ridiculous.
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FINE LINE OUT ON DECEMBER 13TH
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if taylor loses aoty for folklore on the same day karlie gives birth........... this will be her joker moment
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ticketmaster saying “well how were we supposed to know that more than 40% of verified fans would actually try to buy tickets? :(“ your first mistake was comparing taylor to a bunch of LOSERS!!
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5 years
it’s called the language of love or love language. come back to this tweet
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Taylor Swift News
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🚨 | Summary of things we’ve learned from Taylor’s interviews (so far): ▪️ #TS7 is done ▪️Album title has been correctly guessed ▪️ME! not the first song she wrote ▪️Working on tour schedule ▪️Tour possibly starts in “6 months to a year” ▪️Speaking French is a big clue
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i genuinely do nawt give a fuck if former haters are turning into Reformed Swifties. baby i am a taylor swift evangelist i am proselytizing i am nailing my 95 theses to the church of pop culture’s doors i WANT converts. this is how i win
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this was her sean o’pry moment of the rep tour
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please don’t mistake my behavior today as “stanning” politicians. i’m just treating this as my met gala
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the saddest transformation in history is rowan blanchard going from a promising young actress involved in the political process to whatever this is
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feminism has come so far because now we’re begging men to talk about their celebrity girlfriends in interviews instead of themselves. literally who’s taking care of the children while you’re here, mr. alwyn?
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ACTORS ON ACTORS PAUL MESCAL + JOE ALWYN DEC. 15
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finally found the tweet, as well as a similar situation in pittsburgh. i totally understand the confusion that could arise from this situation. but we need to be careful
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gaylors when a woman has passions and interests outside of her boyfriend: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
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@fordhoIden she’s so silly like no you did not get older and your hair texture magically changed….. you’ve just beat it into submission with straightening treatments for 10 years 😭
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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SNITCHED. the end
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@tay13bae her 30s are already bigger than her 20s were and she’s only 2 years into the decade… she’s never leaving
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me he-he-hee…. hoo-hoo-hoooo….. i’m the only one of me…… baby that’s the fun of me…….
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–– the signs as reputation
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actually this was prophetic
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and they were mostly concerned with whether or not i was gonna kill myself and i had to explain to them how internet jokes and exaggeration on twitter works and basically be like “i’m not going to kill myself but i won’t get likes if i don’t say it” the police:
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swifties in 2014: there's no way "cuz the players gonna play play play play" is a real lyric swifties in 2017: there's no way "why? oh! cause she's dead" is a real lyric swifties right now: there's no "you can't spell awesome without me" is a real lyric
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man that sucks. anyways have you heard the way kanye is talking about jewish people TODAY
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the reflecting on past experiences and relationships. the self-loathing. the reevaluation of your priorities in life. the fear of getting married and having children. SHE KNOWS SOMETHING.
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expected to go to work tomorrow morning and not act like a fucking freak over taylor swift
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First tweet in 27 days and it’s a selfie with the royal family loooooooool. She sure is something
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Happy Bday M8! London shows are off to a splendid start 🇬🇧🇺🇸🤝 @KensingtonRoyal
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us: so did you have fun? secret sessioner: sorry i can't answer that question :/
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lorde: if this corona scare don’t end soon imma have to intervene the world: tf you gonna do? lorde: intervene.
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nowadays everybody’s a haylor and claims to be a child of divorce but where were you when the sacred texts were written? because i was one of the apostles…. i was mary magdalene weeping at the cross….. you haven’t been through what i’ve been through
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i urge you all to be extremely wary of ANYBODY using the civil war 2 phrase. it originated from a 4chan meme (civil war 2: electric boogaloo) and THEY ARE NOT ON OUR SIDE. please read this article for more info
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male seahorses are also the ones that have the babies...... is taylor gonna impregnate joe
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@starsroundscars i didn’t have to defend her from the absolutely true boy crazy allegations for them to rewrite history like this
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and i hang up and i’m like. huh
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swifties will get so mad when you rank debut last and it’s like. okay well what else am i gonna put there
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if i had a nickel for every time kanye created a model of a celebrity he has beef with and did something disturbing to it in a music video i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
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Piñata Farms: The Meme App
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Kanye kidnaps and decapitated Pete Davidson's head in the music video Eazy featuring The Game 😬😬😬
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some of y’all have never been so staunchly on your girl’s side that learning she’s broken up with her boyfriend literally turns you into the terminator. and he’s the target
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okay but why are some people bullying joe now? it’s weird.
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the most important thing i’ve learned from the new olivia rodrigo song is that joshua bassett didn’t know billy joel’s music until she showed it to him
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rumors like this cause more panic, which can result in injuries and deaths for protestors. i know you guys are well-intentioned but in times like these PLEASE BE CAREFUL. photo and video evidence first, but if that isn’t possible, confirm with multiple ppl on the ground
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“we’re the TRUE understanders of taylor!” no i think the true understanders are the people that actually know her in real life
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actually they were from the future
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taylor: is about to create one of the best songs of all time aaron: !!! 😊
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Throw🔙| 2 years ago today, @TaylorSwift13 wrote the first lyrics for “Cardigan” — She sent the original memo via text to @Aaron_Dessner
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i will still never forget taylor having to get on tumblr and clarify that it was indeed the lead single for an album and NOT a song for the secret life of pets 2
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i will never forget hearing me! by taylor swift for the first time. my mouth dropped i thought i was being trolled.
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taylor wrote songs about harry which harry responded to which taylor is gonna respond to then harry will respond & we'll be in a haylor loop
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taylor put her likes on public NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS…..
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so while she’s chatting with a very nice fbi agent i’m on the internet trying to figure out if i’m going to jail or not bc i do NOT have the time OR money for that! i’m a college student! i had like 2 exams and a project due soon jailtime was not in my agenda!
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IMAGINE SEEING TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORM IN HEAVEN OH LOOOORRDDD I HAVE SEEN IT ALL OMFGGSHS
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why did they yassify joe
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haylors rising from the dead every time taylor performs style
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the worst day of my life
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Today (December 30) in 2015 - Harry and Kendall go for a dip in St Barts 😊😊
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RIGHT?/!:!:?: i’ve seen people say it’s a first dance song for a WEDDING like hello fiancé i’ve picked out the best song for our first dance, it’s called “i am traumatized so i perform for everybody and will contort my true self to be the perfect one for you but you don’t see”
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why do you all think mirrorball is a happy romantic song ? ???? ?
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god…….. GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER………
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i’m fucking distraught
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SHE’S HUGGING JOE REPUTATION TOUR FOOTAGE MORE VIDEOS OF HER RECORDING REPUTATION SAYING FUCK HD AUDIO AND VIDEO LOOKING CUTE IN HOME VIDEOS I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED FROM A TAYLOR SWIFT DOCUMENTARY
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Taylor Swift
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Miss Americana - Official Trailer · It’s been a long time coming ✨ Out in select theaters and on @NetflixFilm January 31
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i’m sorry but are we really going to spend 2 weeks talking about how britney spears was torn apart by the media for her sexualized image and then say “why would taylor swift write lyrics in 2008 that upheld chastity as a virtue and position herself as not like other girls?!?!?”
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and it’s competing with LITERAL FUCKING STAR WARS BRUHHHHHHHHH this is gonna be a disaster. WHO FUCKING GREENLIT THIS!!!!!!
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swifties be like kim and kanye literally KILLED taylor and she took a break for SIX YEARS also she has NEVER been happy until YESTERDAY
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best part of the news that abigail unfollowed joe is confirmation that her and taylor’s friendship isn’t dead. WE DID IT JOE
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give you my child…. the way i screamed
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i want her so badly i don’t think you guys get it I REALLY DONT THINK YOU GUYS DO
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lorde is just all over the tl…. double cheeked up on a monday afternoon
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washington dc!!! and i pick it up and in LITERALLY THE QUIETEST VOICE EVER IM LIKE: “ʰᵉˡˡᵒ” and the guy on the other end is like “hi this is carlos the fbi agent assigned to your case” and i’m like oh this is it boys. can’t wait to live tweet from jail!!
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taylor is so weird why would she use her friends kids names to tell a love story 😭 girl you were already on thin ice with the trust him like a brother line
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3 years
i know people are joking but i seriously don’t get this “taylor hates her father” or “taylor has daddy issues” bc of a few one off lines when she very obviously just hates her parent’s divorce and otherwise has a good relationship with her father. i know because i am her!
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Everybody freaking out over how young she is like he and Leo aren’t giggling in bed together at another successful distraction. Open your eyes sheeple
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Tobey Maguire and Lily Chee at Michael Rubin's party in New York City.
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just got a rejection email for a job i applied to over a year ago
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the royal family: amazing night in nashville meghan and harry: AND YOUR LAST!
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Just remembered that this isn’t even the first time Taylor’s stopped using a social media website because she couldn’t deal with her fans on it asking her to speak up on a current issue
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i understand mistakes happens. but what you say online can harm protestors and spiral out of control. KKK sightings are deadly serious and i don’t want there to be too many “boy who cried wolf” situations so that if something terrible ever happened, people wouldn’t believe it
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@gavesomanysigns the more i learn about him the more confused i get because i’m like....... HE’S STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFICTION like he’s the main character that runs into harry styles at a coffee shop and they write songs together. like he’s not real
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4 years
the female power in murdering your friend’s husband
@taylornation13
Taylor Nation
4 years
"no body, no crime" is a jam 🎶 loving the female power on this song! #evermorealbumoutnow
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taylor during the reputation era:
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all i want is for everyone to like me and also think im edgy and controversial but never be mad at me
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harry: omg haylor is dead harry: :(( harry: ✨thread of my favorite haylor moments✨
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but carlos..... my man...... he tells me i’m NOT going to jail!!! he’s like “do you have any plans to go to washington dc soon” and i’m like absolutely not and he’s liek “are you gonna kill yourself” and i’m like no so he says alright your case is closed! bye! no more dumb jokes!
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