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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

it’s finally here. the thing you never asked for nor want. a permanent reading thread 👇🏻🧵

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paige hettinger

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5 months

you really do have to wonder why there hasn’t been a single photo of her for two months when they let this fly

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@404paigenotfnd

3 years

what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party

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paige hettinger

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10 months

lana del rey just said “isn’t it cool that we’re playing on a full moon tonight” and everyone turned around to look at the moon and it was not full at all

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paige hettinger

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9 months

this is the one that has truly left me in complete shambles. as i stair from my math class

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@tkelce

13 years

Its such a nice day out..... as I stair from my math class.... smh #mustbenice

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

8 months

these dudes have nothing on hiram lodge

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8 months

Who was more beefed out with a teenager?

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

we have officially entered the new testament of the eras tour

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

we’re back. i can feel ticket prices dropping

zeddy

@zeddyinnit

3 months

this is so juvenile... girl, maybe YOU are the problem

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 months

evermore fought back

The Eras Tour

@tswifterastour

2 months

🚨| Taylor Swift's cape falling and coming off while performing "willow"! #LisbonTSTheErasTour

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 months

i don’t care if she gets dragged right now. we need to thin the crowd. i was put in a queue on store dot taylor swift dot com. it’s not holy

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

when you work security at the eras tour they make you sign an agreement that you will take a bullet for taylor swift if necessary

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

you booed. and you hissed

paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 months

i will make my statement now. the majority of the tortured poets department will be about matty healy. thank you for your time.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

9 months

travis kelce it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

9 months

some of you need to remember that this was her idea of an unbeatable easter egg

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

something…….something. about red as an album. makes people want to execute taylor swift in the town square. and for as long as i live i will never fully understand it

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

every day of my fucking life in 2012 i spent hours on the internet fighting for taylor swift’s life and you’re asking if this is an edit. as if this day didn’t change the trajectory of my life

Unmesha 🖤 TTPD 🖤

@SharmaUnmesha

3 years

Is this picture real? 😭😭

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

some of y’all hate(d) this love. DO NOT THINK I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

how’d we end up on the floor anyway

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

7 months

if you’re in line for charles melton oscar award STAY IN LINE!

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

7 months

Charles Melton did not receive a nomination for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 SAG Awards.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 months

this was every monologue matthew mcconaughey delivered in true detective

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

you can really tell who sits down at night and streams

SpotifySwiftie

@SpotifySwiftie

2 years

The New York Jets football team name their favorite Taylor Swift songs in a brand new Tik Tok. Check it out!

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

just walked right by phoebe bridgers and paul mescal on the street. we passed so closely i could smell her perfume. don’t text.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

sorry to the other people releasing music this year. imagine gearing up for your album release and awards season and fucking ABBA comes back

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 years

once again. every tongue that rises against taylor swift shall fall. it is not always immediate, but it is always inevitable.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

joe goldberg be like *builds a cage for people* *puts a person in it* oh shit what the fuck am i gonna do with this person in my person cage

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 months

then you know what. i’m thankful for the grammys. if i woke up on a wednesday morning to this i would have had to call out sick.

Taylor Swift News

@TSwiftNZ

6 months

💬 | Taylor Swift on her plan to announce #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT “I had this plan in my head … if I'm lucky enough to get up there and win one thing tonight, I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna announce my new album. My backup plan was I was gonna do it tonight in Tokyo!”

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

8 months

they beefed almost exclusively with one teen, hiram lodge had every teenager in the entire TOWN on his hit list

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 years

everything i know about joe alwyn i have learned against my will

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

i genuinely like all 31 songs but i am crying laughing at this

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@fiImaker

3 months

Taylor Swift: I’m going to off myself and I’m an alcoholic Jack Antonoff:

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

7 years

taylor swift is not trying to take on politics or fake news she is criticizing the entertainment media which has defamed her for years

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

7 years

true love really does exist if they met lookin like this

Taylor Swift

@thisickbeat

7 years

YOUR BUZZCUT AND MY HAIR BLEACHED

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

8 months

@sonyashea3 he’s visibly down horrendous

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

i have a serious problem with the way jack antonoff’s production is spoken about in a way that removes any and all agency the female artists he works with enact in their art

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 months

these fatal fantasies giving way to labored breath taking all of me we’ve already done it in my head

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

said i’m fine but it wasn’t true i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

how it feels going from loml into i can do it with a broken heart

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paige hettinger

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1 year

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

you’re laughing we worked eras tour gillette night 3 because we couldn’t get tickets and you’re laughing

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

you know what, yeah. one direction should have played coachella.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

if i were the publicist for literally any musical artist the first thing i would ask them is are you a swifite. if the answer was no their #1 rule would be that they were not allowed to bring up taylor swift in any interview or context whatsoever

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

so funny to me that in 2014 we would all log onto tumblr and just be like Taylor i want to kill myself.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 years

taylor took that republican coin for the rep tour and then told them to get lost and stay lost. that’s my woman.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 months

@MITSKlSUS not people thinking you’re fr…………

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

9 months

never been more sat in my life

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paige hettinger

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 years

the empty seat is for hillary clinton

American Music Awards

@AMAs

6 years

Hi, @taylorswift13 , @Camila_Cabello , @jlo and @AROD ❤️ See you Tuesday! #AMAs

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

i literally feel like i need a full research team dedicated to investigating this problem because i frankly cannot believe it’s happening again in the year 2021. what are you so mad about? is it so aggravating to you that a young woman felt so much and said it all so astutely?

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

today i am choosing to remember that stephen sondheim left be more chill at intermission

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

these were a couple of our shirt numbers NOT JOKING. LIKE A TRULY, DEEPLY UNSERIOUS NIGHT

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 months

CLAIRO AT RYAN BEATTY (REAL)

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

this album’s closest relation is speak now. but y’all don’t want to hear that

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

where is mermaid swift these days. has she lived to see the fruits of her labor.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 years

anyway swifties. we are all glad taylor spoke out and so unequivocally but let’s remember that speaking up and out rn and supporting those who are is basic human decency, and don’t let your praise for taylor overshadow the actual issue she was speaking to.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 months

“i can do it with a broken heart”

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

may i ask how the fuck anyone is believing this tweet

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@404paigenotfnd

4 years

the “surprises in store” better be i’d lie

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

that one man said cardigan with no hesitation and such confidence

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paige hettinger

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27 days

unfortunately it would make an incredible about of sense to announce rep tv on the anniversary of her masters being sold and then dive headfirst into clara bow .

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

are you uncomfortable that she just bared it all? that she didn’t try for morality but just for feeling? what is the PROBLEM?

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

processing the prophecy is the worst thing i’ve ever allowed myself to do

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

and i know you wouldn’t have told nobody if i died for you. …… …………but i would die for you in secret

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@404paigenotfnd

2 years

taylor swift released bejeweled so i blocked calvin harris

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@404paigenotfnd

21 days

@flynnslick and scene!

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

swifties are all back to tweeting like your unemployed friend on a tuesday

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

it’s objectively funny that taylor swift sat down and wrote a song that includes telling her situationship he should go to jail

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

what happened to all those viral tweets championing women for killing their rapists? what happened to saying all women in jail for fighting back against their abusers should be freed?

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

8 months

AGAIN?

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

12 days

glen powell, you had charmed me already, long before today. but now i am humbly requesting a ring on my finger, bestowed upon me by you.

hot glen summer pr manager 🤠🌪️

@kelsospade

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Brisket is really his baby 🥺

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

5 months

@holdenfordfocus go forth darling

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 months

the problem with taylor’s silence in moments like this has never been that she’s not a politician and/or is just a pop star, it’s that she’s willingly positioned herself again and again as someone who wants to speak up and out when it matters, and then just doesn’t

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@404paigenotfnd

10 months

you’re trying to convince me that taylor alison swift is flying frontier

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@404paigenotfnd

9 months

@myholyrevival english class was getting his full attention but he still couldn’t grasp it

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

2 years

none of these other girls can come even marginally close to evoking the same feeling that “and i couldn’t be sure / i had a feeling so peculiar / that this pain would be for evermore” does

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@404paigenotfnd

3 months

“she’s talking to olivia rodrigo at the end of clara bow” she is talking to the legions of girls she raised. NEXT

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

9 months

@AstoundingSwift i have fallen victim to so many swiftie conspiracy theories but we have got to remember she is just not as subtle as she thinks she is

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

5 years

i will not be attending lover fest but instead i will be inviting you all to my home where you can watch me perform the entirety of lover instead. i am going to wash taylor swift

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

can someone please for the love of fucking god explain how i landed in this timeline

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

thought of calling ya……..but you won’t pick up……….another fortnight lost in america

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

especially when, at this point, it’s well documented that so many of these female artists are working with him specifically because he allows them control

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 years

i get it like stuff sounds similar you can criticize that you can point to the monopoly he seems to have on the alt pop girls but you shouldn’t do it in a way that makes those women seem like they don’t have authority over their creative processes

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

5 years

no one: jack antonoff: so what if right here you talked about how all your heroes failed you

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@404paigenotfnd

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Clare Blackwood

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what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

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paige hettinger

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1 year

“how long could we be a sad song” vs. taylor saying they loved sad songs and making them together……..

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@404paigenotfnd

2 years

i don’t think loverfest was going to be real. they had a stage design and a dream

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

1 year

we tell speak now stans to shrink themselves. we say you can have enchanted, but never haunted.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

we must apply this thinking to reviews for most things. walk with me

Bloomberg

@business

3 months

Whether you love or hate Taylor Swift's latest album, there is no way to adequately digest its 31 songs and write about it within hours of its release, says @jkarl26 via @opinion

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 months

these are the things that grind my gears about new age swifties because i connected to taylor through the music first and then discovered who she is as a person after. new age swifties are doing this backwards, and it’s leading to This, and it’s SAD!

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 years

schitt’s creek really is that good y’all are just mad.............

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

5 years

maybe if taylor swift could do this

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

26 days

it does happen, regularly

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

26 days

M. Night Shyamalan reveals his pitch for ‘TRAP’ “What if The Silence Of The Lambs happened at a Taylor Swift concert?” ()

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

7 years

stan twitter trying to explain why sexual assault is unacceptable under any circumstance except when taylor swift is the victim

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 years

we got rid of scott borchetta but the fight isn’t over. joseph khan is next

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

6 years

at the show tonight, every single man was escorted out of the stadium when i did something bad began. they were not allowed back in until the performance had finished. i witnessed this firsthand.

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

4 years

can’t wait to walk down the aisle

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

5 years

hope everyone is having a great time on vacation i’m in my bed singing the svu theme song to myself after hitting play on yet another episode

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@404paigenotfnd

1 month

i’m sorry to be such a hater about this but the mashups are significantly watering down the impact and meaning of many of these songs

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paige hettinger

@404paigenotfnd

3 months

and again. i hope you all feel horrid.

alcott .

@tinybraidlor

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lights camera bitch smile .

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@404paigenotfnd

6 months

one day i am going to pop a blood vessel in my eye from the sheer force of my ire towards still believing this pathological liar who was ran off the internet for said pathological lying