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Office know-it-all, making it in the league (kinda). Also a certified spin instructor.

Joined March 2015
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5 years
@TheHoopCentral All Toxic NBA first team: PG: Russell Westbrook SG: Jimmy Butler SF: Kevin Durant PF: Draymond Green C: Joel Embiid
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2 years
@yandhitlop @Alkeydajuiceman @ImLegalDope_ Bro… wtf are you talking about???
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3 months
@LakeShowYo Reggie Miller is so terrible man… the actual worst. So annoying.
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2 years
@YSylon Bruh…. I can assure you…. Ain’t nobody…. and I mean NOBODY be calling them “toboggans”…. A toboggan is a snow sled.
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2 years
@GigaNovaX @Smv_Comics Wait… what’s going on with that fairy on Thanos?
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5 months
@talktometay I honest believe with my heart that Otto Porter Jr could average 120 points in this era of basketball.
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1 month
@LeonFromOhio Hi there 👋. I’m the fish from this video. To answer your question; yes. Yes I am.
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3 months
@FilmsFallout The weirdest character in the entire show…
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2 years
@NBAMemes Whatever the opposite of Mamba Mentality is; that’s what Ben Simmons has….
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5 months
@GuruLakers I’m sorry.. but Dejounte Murray is simply NOT making the same shots that DLo made tonight…
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11 months
@ipodkingcarter This look like an angry dad picking his son up from the principals office.
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4 years
@BleacherReport Lmaoooo. What a little baby. It’s no wonder why KD left. @KDTrey5
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2 years
@NBAMemes Giannis isn’t that jacked… that’s a picture of him lifting weights with a pump…
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6 years
@KimHuangNBA If Kim doesn't come through on his promise I'll buy NBA 2k19 for everyone who RT this.... and yes, I'm serious. @Ronnie2K
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2 years
@iJkiddrox @WorldWideWob Lmaoooooo Kareem really said “I got places to be”
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4 months
@MaskedInLA @KingJames AD not even the top 4 best player on this team man….. 😂😂😂 he probably 5 or 6. 😂😇
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2 years
@CultureCrave Lmaooo. Why? Percy Jackson is the only right casting…
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2 years
@Ballislife Lmaooo… the reporter didn’t say anything about Westbrook…. He was just asking about 2 for 1s… But LeBron assumed he was and in doing so made the question about Russell and through him under the bus.
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6 years
@JGhosty @Ninja Ninja was in the friend zone for 2 years.
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@NBAMemes Manu >>>>> Luka Doncic
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2 years
@barstoolsports The Oscars are just tanking so they can aquire draft picks and rebuild….
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@NBAMemes Man…. I actually kinda feel sorry for KD.. he’s a rich and famous athlete and all… but despite all of that he’s actually a huge DWEEB… it’s kinda sad really…. @KDTrey5
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6 years
@tjayerrday Lmao this man really flash pausing in a TUTORIAL. Y'all need help
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2 years
@spidadmitchell Man this has to be the best team change for anybody in basketball… maybe even in sports history. Dude is THRIVING in Cleveland and you can tell he just needed this change of scenery. Which isn’t to say he wasn’t good in Utah.
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3 months
@BarryOnHere Lmaooooo.. literally the ONE thing that Curry is “better” at than LeBron and LeBron is STILL better…
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4 months
@knicks_tape99 When someone who thinks they know how to trash talk meets someone who ACTUALLY knows how to:
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3 months
@MaskedInLA Jeanie Buss: Alright Darvin, let’s see your resume. Darvin: *pushes an envelope forward, containing only this picture Jeanie: hmm… I see… Jeanie: you’re hired.
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5 years
@GameOfThrones Find an aunt that looks at you the way Daenerys looks at Jon Snow
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4 months
@big_business_ That Mike Breen “WAY OFF!” When you just put your kid’s college fund on a team to win and they miss the game winning shot will have your stomach drop like nothing you’ve ever felt before.
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@GameInjuryDoc The Lakers never deserved LeBron….
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2 years
@NBAMemes Nah… he stood his ground though..
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7 months
@Phunkaround @GregMall3 @ass_beaters What the f are you talking about dude?? You have clearly never… operated a vehicle before or got one stuck for that matter. Absolutely out of touch.
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@YoungStarTy @TheDunkCentral @overtime KD has zero (0) rizz bruh… probably the first pro basketball player maybe even the first pro athlete in general ever to struggle that much with the ladies. Very sad. @KDTrey5
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2 years
@TheDylanCelt9 @LosPollosTV How y’all even get these pictures man?? 🤣
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3 months
@Ant_promaster @LakeShowYo And it’s so annoying because Kevin Harlan is one of the best commentators in the NBA and then we have to listen to Reggie Miller yapping with his annoying a- voice.
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2 years
@Lesdoggg You are literally Leslie Jones…..
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3 months
@danreguinho Conan really beat the show…
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2 years
@thedivagigi @Devfrmslang @juliafoxsource Mm no. He looks 100 times better. And this is my unbiased opinion.
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6 years
@KimHuangNBA @Ronnie2K Well, looks like Kim isn't going to come through. I'm not going to do you guys like that. Everybody who retweeted this, let me know your console and mailing address and I'll send you a copy of NBA 2k19 when the game comes out. (Must be following to be eligible)
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@BrickMuse Being on the Lakers has aged LeBron at least 20 years bruh…
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6 years
@GlennSibley1 @dogsbreakfast73 @TheAVClub Yeah but all of you social justice warriors are the reason for the current state of todays climate. (You know who you are)
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2 years
@eggerswitch @ComedyManKelp Simon Pegg would be great in Breaking Bad
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5 months
@bballbreakdown Why don’t more teams do this??? Just run their whole offense based off of the most illegal screens you have ever seen.
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5 months
@_MikeSullivan For… giving him his helmet back??? Yeah ok bud.
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@talktometay All you guys that say “oh this player doesn’t have a bag”, I DARE you to watch two minutes of highlights from this era. When Pete Maravich came along and dribbled the ball behind his back, everybody was looking at him like he was an actual wizard who practiced the dark arts.
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@BarryOnHere Steph Curry the best player on the PLANET… when his team has a comfortable lead.
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2 years
@NBAMemes Ok but maybe other people wanted some cake… did he ever think of that… very selfish just like his playing style… always about him…
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2 years
@hoppcer Man… season 4 better be something amazing. Would really suck if we waited 4 years to be let down…
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6 years
@JGhosty @Ninja Oh I see. And here I thought there was hope for getting out of the friend zone.
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2 years
@TheHoopCentral Man I’m not even playing in the game and this speech made me want to fight to do better in life… that’s it… I’m going back to school to complete my GED!
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@BarryOnHere Excuse me… but this is absolutely VILE. My cousin actually passed away from jerking off… still think this is funny to joke about?
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4 years
@CursolaThe @SLAMonline @SLAMRewind I don’t think you know how evolution works. Players didn’t ‘evolve’.
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@HoopMixOnly “I host a podcast” 😂😂😂
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2 years
@BleacherReport This is what the fans pay to see… who cares if little Chris Paul got his feelings hurt
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3 months
@ADHDGoat Tim Duncan doesn’t have a DPOY??????
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2 years
@spoozendooker @sw_holocron He has earned that right…
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6 years
@HeadbandSZN @CashNastyGaming If your profile picture isn't you, then your opinion doesn't matter.
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6 years
@AmeenTheBean His best rebounding performance of the season right there
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6 years
@BabersGreen @World_Wide_Wob Yeah except you got the first 3 letters wrong. I think it's just LLLLLLLLLLL!
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5 months
@VibingSports I thought lil bro was about to YAM it off that alley oop.
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4 years
@overtime This man really broke down in tears after lifting a weight.... It ain’t that serious bro.
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7 months
@alexismorgan It was a foul anyway. So you can zip it, zippy.
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4 years
@TheNBACentral @SamSmithHoops LeBron should have done this with JR, but with his weed.
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4 months
@Jaime_Sua_ @Reegs815 Costanza: She told me I had to replenish. Jerry: replenish?!? Constanza: Yes Jerry. Replenish. Jerry: Well that’s crazy! It’s almost as if; when there is someone in your home and they are drinking soda from the fridge, they are expected to put back what they took-
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6 years
@iteratix @GlennSibley1 @dogsbreakfast73 @TheAVClub If I wanted lip from you Bobby I would have rattled my zipper
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@nbainsightt @TBEScuffable It really isn't the same at all. KD literally joined the best team in NBA history. A team that broke the NBA record for wins in a season. That really can't be understated.
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4 years
@celtics If Tacko Fall starts tonight I’ll buy a $100 Taco Bell gift card for everyone that likes and follows.
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6 years
@TMZ This right here is funnier than all of her movies combined
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5 months
@tavmarnythews For putting the puck… in the net… what happened to the game I love man….
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6 years
@OprahSide This man OSN really don't know basketball. Did you not see the 2017 or 2018 NBA finals or playoffs? Korver is straight garbage.
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@LADEig Get out of the way kid
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2 years
@tomdayahourly Why are they wearing jerseys with each other’s names on them?
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4 months
@OmerOsman200 He’s special 🔥🔥💪
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