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@PUSHA_T

9 years

My typing bout to be all sorts of fucked up on @reddit cuz I don't have a laptop but I'm here with y'all @RedditHHH

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2 years

Pharrell went unnecessarily hard on this movie’s soundtrack

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greatest title drop in all of animanga ⁉️

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Did MF DOOM actually say that

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‘TED’ has been renewed for Season 2 at Peacock.

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I'll never forget the moment I heard this for the first time for as long as I live

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"Your son's a sick man with sick thoughts, I think n****s like him should d!e / Him & Weinstein should get f*cked up in in a cell for the rest of they lives " — Kendrick Lamar addressing Drake's mother

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The comic version of Hughie somehow looks like every Breaking Bad character at once

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Early 2010s rapper tweets are in general fantastic but this might be the best one

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This weirdly feels more homophobic then the original meme

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Person who was born in 2019

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Regular Show powerscaling is basically impossible because practically every character in it has been absolute universe buster level in at least two episodes

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2 years

New gimmick account: Gay Porn Clips That Are Raw

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2 years

Deathstroke is a groomer and Deadpool is Canadian do you think that if they did a fusion dance would they make Drake

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Deathstroke (DC) vs Deadpool (Marvel)

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2 years

Proud to see Kanye come out as a Gorillaz fan who edits out the rap verses

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Kanye West wearing a White Lives Matter hoodie‼️😳

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Quavo when he’s watching Jean-Yuhs and he gets to the part where they visit Kanye’s childhood home

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In the theater watching the LEGO Pharrell movie when LEGO Kendrick and LEGO Pusha T build a giant LEGO robot in the final battle against LEGO Drake to keep him away from the Duplos

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2 years

Just found out OutKast and A Tribe Called Quest were planning a collab album but it got scrapped after Phife’s passing

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10 months

People need to realize replacing Young Thug in this meme with someone else doesn’t work because unlike any other artist you could put there Young Thug has actually said “ay fuck cancer” on a song

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See this is how I know Dumbledore wasn’t always meant to be gay because if there was an actual gay character in the books he would have been named Fruity McButtsex and dressed in pink at all times

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no way

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phoneswithchords

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Serious question: Favorite lyric of 2023???

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2 years

When he gives his acceptance speech he’s gonna picture everyone in their underwear so he doesn’t get nervous

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Bitch I’m In The Club Bitch I’m In The Club Bitch I’m In The Club Bitch I’m In The Club Bitch I’m In The Club

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GUN TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD NAME 5 KENDRICK LAMAR SONGS

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@MittCheerful6 Real everyone just hates it because it got overplayed it’s a fine song

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2 years

The old Kanye trying to break free like Peter from the Venom symbiote rn

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"I'll listen to rock with you" Rock?

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this has to be racism

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2 years

Also referring to Rex’s very serious allegations as “controversy�� does not sit right with me at all

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If Eminem dropped this today I would be like "Wait a second, this is just Guilty Conscience! Eminem already dropped this song back in 1999! What's the big idea!?"

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3 years

@yandhiisntreal This some shit Tyler, The Creator would say on Goblin

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2 years

Will it also have real hip hop mode

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‘LEGO STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER SAGA’ will have mumble mode.

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@Spazmodlc Up until this point I wasn’t even aware Bjork was controversial at all lol

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Making a playlist like this but it's all Waka Flocka Flame and OJ Da Juiceman

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2 years

There are one off characters in that show who could wipe out the entire DC multiverse

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No More Gender Reveal Parties In LA

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@puffin_captain When he told him to die for the first time a single tear of joy rolled down my face

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2 years

No fucking way DENZEL CURRY is on there

Kyle

@WordsByKyle

2 years

More Best New Artist #GRAMMYs submissions King Princess Babytron Black Country, New Road Denzel Curry Dijon Flo Milli Glorilla The Linda Lindas Muna Rina Sawayama Snail Mail Soccer Mommy Wet Leg Whitney

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@FakeHusky “Find God, Riddler”

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@bbjkap Someone photoshop this on the Ye cover

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Yes I know he's modeled after Simon Pegg you can stop mentioning that now

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Pusha’s most recent album was his first release in four years lmao wtf is this take

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POV: You are Quest

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@punishedthumbs Iron Man was one of the heroes I guess

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He learned from the best

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2 years

Why does Drake have a duck

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2 years

Artist turns rappers into babies 👶👀

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3 years

Making Freddie Gibbs memes but with actual pictures of Freddie Gibbs to gaslight the real Freddie into not recognizing himself anymore

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3 years

What the hell

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@donyyacantcrash I remember sophomore year there was a kid in my bio class who would make Geykume foreskin jokes in a perfect impression of the Burger King foot lettuce guy 2018 was certainly a year

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1 year

Is this is a reference to the fucking Nas cover

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2 years

@80degr33s I wasn’t a fan of the second one because I didn’t like the love interest character but the first one is so good

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@CDTVProductions God:

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@A9HkHk Oh they’re some ass moments all right

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@RigorGreg Unfortunately yes there’s a whole bunch of them on YouTube

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Is this man fr gatekeeping anti-semitism

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This beef was such a movie they even gave it a dance party ending

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KENDRICK LAMAR DEMAR DEROZAN RUSSELL WESTBROOK & FRIENDS NOT LIKE US KENDRICK LAMAR’S POP OUT CONCERT 🚨LIVE AT THE FORUM🚨

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2 years

Imagine being so homophobic you become genuinely upset to learn that someone else is cool with gays

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THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

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Act like this just dropped

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This is his apology to the Jewish community

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JUST IN: Kanye West says Drake is the greatest rapper EVER‼️😳

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Kendrick: I am leaps and bounds better than you and my music will outlast all of yours Cole: Well all your albums are lame and boring! (the next day) I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT FORGIVE ME Drake (through on AI of Kendrick's dad): Come on son respond I know you wanna! Rick Ross:

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Does this mean the Gorillaz lore is canon to the DC Universe

Trouble Man 🦈

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Why is De La Soul on Teen Titans Go

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3 years

Bringing this back

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2 years

We should blindfold Ezra Miller and tell them they’re in Hawaii then blindfold Chief Keef and tell him he’s in New Jersey then make them fight

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@3rd9t @wyntonred

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@Hazpillian @PicturesFoIder

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I like how this says he planned on “becoming president” rather than “running for president” as if he was just gonna instantly take office with zero opposition

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Young Thug had plans on becoming president in 2024 and taxing billionaires before he got arrested in YSL RICO indictment‼️😳

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Akademiks report card:

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This is funnier than every edit made of it

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@DolanDark Thank you Kanye, very cool

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@preimpression @josephdriley @shaun_jen This just in: President Howard calls Kim Jong-Un a degenerate and renames Oregon to Skyrim, when asked about this by reporters he said “It just works” and then walked away

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Is this real???

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@FilipNeuf BITCH YOU THIRSTY PLEASE GRAB A SPRITE

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@yandhiisntreal They say Bruce the only one that get your hand me downs And Barry at the party, burying his nose now And Hal got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Justice League, Certified Pedophiles!

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Imagine getting a chance to freely choose your own name and you pick BARNEY

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Damn he really is not on TDE anymore

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According to Sounwave, Kendrick Lamar has already begun making his new album 👀 When asked about new music, he replied: “Oh, we always start immediately after. Like, we’re starting on the next one now.”

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No the fuck it isn’t lmao

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Morbius is legit one of the funniest and most inventive memes in a long time

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Ultimate dropped in TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN

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Fuck diabetes man that shit would have been the greatest piece of music ever made there is not a single doubt in my mind of that

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He got him 💔

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I am very sorry to all the many people who found out this is a thing through this tweet

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These posts are definitely guerrilla marketing by the Euphoria PR team there’s no way

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Michael Jackson in 1987:

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You gotta be kidding me

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A new XXXTENTACION album titled "LOOK AT ME: THE ALBUM" is on the way 👀

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German people when you call it anal sex instead of das cockenbutten

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@ComplexMusic @theoslongassUN The government got murder on their mind

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Your Old Droog after listening to every album in existence

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This doesn’t really work as a joke article because this is something that would actually happen in the Gorillaz lore

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Gorillaz’ Cartoon Bassist Overdoses on Cartoon Heroin

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@yandhiisntreal They went on this

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100K likes on a Vince Staples appreciation post we are so up right now

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@MFDOOM RIP to the greatest there ever was

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@kevinabstract Gang up on him there’s no way he can take all 57 of you

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Commenting this on a review where he gives a 7/10 score is NUTS

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i hope this commenter knows they're my hero

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@yandhiisntreal There’s this one clip I saw earlier today where Seth quickly switches through his Peter, Stewie, Brian, Stan Smith, and Roger voices in one sentence and it was the craziest shit ever

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@THELIFE0FTRIBE If they used Jake and Rigby instead it would have made more sense

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