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2 years

Maisha ni pole pole

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2 years

Kumbe kuna site ya kuongea na wazungu wako idle abroad then you get paid in dollars wow!

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4 years

Until you have a sustainable job, please don't marry. Even if she says she'll manage, it's a set up.... Fear women 💔

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1 year

Kuna sites mingi za kumake pesa online as long as you have a laptop I want to share some.

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2 years

Atwoli ameona kimeumana🤣

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4 years

Who is the real GOAT🐐 Like for Lucky Dube Retweet Bob Marley

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Name a death in a movie that took your heart...

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2 years

Inaeza kuwa bizz gani 😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Nobody: My mind everytime in toilet:

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4 years

Am a Porn Addict, How can I quit ? 😑🥺

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4 years

Saving money becomes addicting once you start seeing your account grow.

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4 years

The fact that I will feed people on my wedding day and later dance for them still bothers me a lot.😭😭💔😂😂

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4 years

I recently introduced my Landlord to bets. Now, we're both homeless

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4 years

Marrying someone who is working doesn't guarantee anything, retrenchments happen, business fails. Marry the one you love, then work smart together

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4 years

Do you love Reggae?? Drop your favorite Reggae song let me see something 😁❤️🇯🇲

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4 years

Which subject you never failed at school even when you didn't study?😂

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4 years

Pregnancy looks good when you have a ring💍on your finger.

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4 years

Can you marry someone who has a child already?

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4 years

Relationship is for sex. If you want Goals, call Bayern Munich 🙌😀

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4 years

I slept at my girlfriend house and in the morning she didn't give me money for transport.. I don't understand😡

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4 years

No condoms, No p2. 700 wives, 300 concubines yet just 3 children. King Solomon I salute YOU where you are. You pass me. 😂😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

One girl is enough for a guy who has plans, one guy is enough for a girl who respects her body. Think about it when you are less busy?🤔

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Earthquake in Japan for 3days ,electricity still on 😂in Kenya 2 Birds having sex on the wire boom no electricity for 2weeks 😢😢

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Ulipewa excuse gani ukiwachwa?😂😂

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4 years

Any advice before i start watching porn?

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4 years

After 1999, God Created idiots.

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4 years

I lost my virginity last night 💔😭😭

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4 years

Even if your parents know you smoke, never smoke around their presence. RESPECT ❤️

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4 years

Chatting with a girl who is smart and can hold intelligent conversations about anything and replies your messages fast is a blessing.

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4 years

Name one movie you could watch over and over again without getting tired of it?

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4 years

Can a guy accommodate a lady for one week without touching her??? 🤔🤔🤔

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4 years

Do Lesbians Too Leave Each Other ? Maybe For Someone Who Has Bigger Tongue or longer fingers?🤔😁😁😁

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4 years

The fact that I will feed people on my wedding day and later dance for them still bothers me a lot.😭😭💔😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Dating someone that draws you closer to God is very important.

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Stop masturbating it can lead to stroke and low sperm count.

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4 years

TIPS TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI A thread

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4 years

If you are good in English Begin a sentence with "us" 🙄🙄

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4 years

Armed robber is having sex with my wife in front of me, his dick falls off and she put it back. 😭😭💔

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4 years

Just because you don't drink alcohol it doesn't mean you have a bright future.

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Apart from Virginia and thighland where else can Dickson travel to?🤔😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Bro, don't let any woman make you forget your mom.

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@itsMannuel

2 years

@SakajaJohnson @PoliceKE Do something today I was mugged by my elder brother hapo CBD,nikimuliza niaje anasema ako job undungu ni kwa nyumba.

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4 years

An erected d!ck without veins is a sausage 💔😂

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4 years

She is telling you her rape story and your dick is standing. Is it standing for Justice or what?🤔😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Which animal never drinks water in it's entire life🤔??

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@itsMannuel

4 years

There is no African guy with more than 5 boxers unless he was adopted.💯😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Before marrying him please check the size of his head, things are not funny in the labor room.💔🤧😂

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4 years

When you are about to shoot your shot then she posts ati "Birthday loading in 3 days😍😍"

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Students who never understood mathematics lessons usually become rich in future😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

A good pussy removes condom on it's own 🍑🍆💦

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@itsMannuel

4 years

I need a partner who will say "Baby let's kneel down and pray we are falling apart"💔

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@itsMannuel

4 years

I'm that friend you don't have to worry about impressing, if you live in ghetto I'll visit...if you have no chairs I'll sit on the floor...and if their's no food we will starve together.

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Apart from HELLO, how do you answer phone calls?

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4 years

Masturbation is a great sin, please stop it

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4 years

No church has ever held prayers for low sperm count in men. It's always barren women. Why?

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@itsMannuel

4 years

A year ago i joined a porn group to preach the word of God..... My brethren, I am now the admin😭😭😭

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@itsMannuel

4 years

My friend had his first threesome and both girls got pregnant 😹😹.

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@itsMannuel

4 years

If you're dating someone, is it compulsory you chat them everyday?

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4 years

A gun on your Head name one Pornstar!

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@itsMannuel

4 years

So we must fetch you, take you out, take you home, make you cum, spoil you, feed you and GIVE you MONEY??

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4 years

Death was proof that Jesus was human. Resurrection was proof that He is God.

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4 years

I need a girl that will love me,spoil me and give me monthly allowance where can I find her pls??🥺🤔

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4 years

The worst thing you've found, from checking your partner's phone?

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4 years

"My pussy this", "my ass that". Sis, what can your brain do?

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4 years

Nobody wants privacy more than someone trying to withdraw 50 shillings from Mpesa😂😂😂

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4 years

Some visitors are so brave. You offer them a juice and they be like... I will drink after eating... Eating what? 🤔🤔🤔

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4 years

Some of us are not rich yet but we look rich and satisfied because we cut our coat according to our cloth.

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4 years

Girls who survive period pains without taking pain killers should be feared by everyone.

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4 years

The first person who appears when you press "@" is your soul mate. Let’s do this 🌚

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4 years

He gives you dick, you give him pussy. What's the money for?

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4 years

I check my HIV status after every 2 months

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4 years

Even if he's not your boyfriend, as long as he's making you happy let him do small. You wont die!🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Too much data leads to porn😂😂😂

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4 years

I hate when i offer someone food and they accept

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4 years

Whose Mom made it 40 without a grandchild?

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4 years

Don’t lose yourself trying to impress us on social media, we’re not your real friends. And we don’t care🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

A wedding Ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Think deep! Choose your prison mate carefully & sentence yourself wisely, to avoid Prison break.

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4 years

Approaching a lady under 24 for a serious relationship is a complete waste of time!!

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4 years

Most Kenyans worship their pastor instead of God but we are not ready for this topic.

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@itsMannuel

1 year

Politicians huogopa ku invest in sports mostly football juu huwa inaleta every tribes pamoja... contrary to politics which thrives in division of tribes.

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1 year

Scenes in Iten, Elgeyo Marakwet. Kimuron FC vs Kipsaina FC #FootballKE

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4 years

I knew this app was toxic when someone posted their plane ticket and someone called and cancelled their flight.😭😭

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4 years

After my first heartbreak I realized that ladies deserve period pains.

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4 years

Until one of them shows you consistency. Date all of them.

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4 years

No matter what you're facing in life, EAT FIRST 😂😂😂

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4 years

if a lady cries over you she loves you bro

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4 years

My dream is to have two wives and dress them up like twins.🥂❤️🤝

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4 years

4 months ago, I started Chicken farming with 15 Chickens, 5 died and I’m proud to say I’ve eaten the remaining 10.

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4 years

I really hate it when I visit you and I say we won’t do anything, and you too you sit back unconcerned. Can’t you try harder?

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4 years

Masturbation is easy, choosing a video is tough

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Dated this girl for 3 years, paid her rent plus bills for 2 years. Yesterday I went to the house and caught her kissing another guy, I became angry and left. This morning she sent me the guy's number and said I should call him and tell him their's nothing between us.

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4 years

My girlfriend hasn't seen her period 😭... could it be network problem?🤔😢

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Usha notice relationship za kukosana kila time huwa inakaa sana?

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4 years

Utubuyia dem msomali Eastleigh mzima lakini bado ataoa cousin yake abdi. 💔😂😂

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Kama huwezi tuma fare date madem wa ploti yenyu. 🤷

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4 years

Nudes are outdated..... Baby I want to see your academic record😍😍 😋😋😋💧💧

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@itsMannuel

4 years

If a lady gives you her number, read it back to her with one wrong digit. If she corrects you, it means she’s actually interested.

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@itsMannuel

4 years

Girls Watch Porn More Than Boys.

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4 years

Some girls are just sweet you might think they’re interested in you. But bro they are not , they are naturally nice to people !! Don’t get it twisted ✌️

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4 years

Sometimes cheating may lead you to the right person.

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