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The way to a man's heart is his stomach. Give him good food and he will keep running back to you again and again. Do it timely and he will shower you with love and goodies.
What's the way to a woman's heart?
Pls don't tell me deep pockets 🙄🙄🙄
The young lady lives alone.
You're visiting her for the first time and all she could offer you is this.
What would be your reaction?
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@RealAlmoner
@firstladyship
Jaga, his predecessor, did exactly the same. The difference is that the Nigerian youths were largely asleep then. We are awake now.
@Obisarmy
@firstladyship
While at it, don't forget to ask them about their new price list for various certificates and degrees. I need an MBA for my future political ambition. Tell them I can tip them if it's delivered fast.
When I look at the likes of kwankwaso, I shudder at the pettiness of the so-called bigwig-politicians. Somebody that was boasting barely a year ago that he was too big for the position of VP is now shamelessly crawling on the floor to be considered for a mere ministerial position
@DeleMomodu
Senior man, I think your time is too precious to be spent on descendants of agbado. You know, the direction of their brain is anticlockwise. So what's the point?