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John MacLean

@JCAM_01

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Unfathomably unappreciated yet considerably optimistic

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John MacLean
4 years
@ariana_delta @imajsaclaimant SuperCovidsintheHouseifWe'reAlertitCannyGetUs
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John MacLean
6 years
@theJeremyVine Ermm, the big white line signifies the end of the cycle lane 🤦‍♂️ That's why drivers have tests before they get to be on the road.
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John MacLean
3 years
@GBNEWS Full...FULL of cats and dogs? What, in the seated area, where the people were? That was full of cats and dogs? Really? Running up and down the aisles were they? Blocking the exists with their bloody cages what a nightmare, just as well there were no people on that flight..
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John MacLean
3 years
@disclosetv If there's anything that would convince me it was stolen, it's Liz Cheney telling me it wasn't 🤦‍♂️
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1 year
@NFTSmileyy 🧡👋
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John MacLean
1 year
ethereal girl entry door to the hallowed that my soul knocks on #vss365 #micropoetry   #Haiku #haikuchallenge #WritingCommunity #TheDailyHaiku
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John MacLean
11 months
ground to dust by the darkness without your light #enneadpoet #vss365
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John MacLean
11 months
Pure, endelss wait. Such hope you'll again sit with me and calm our ocean. #haikuchallenge #haiku #poetrycommunity #vss365 #onepicpoetry #inkmine
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John MacLean
11 months
onerous loving rides on a tear of whist pain yet enlivens me #haikuhorrorprompt #haiku #poetrycommunity #vss365 #inkmine #haikufeels
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John MacLean
5 years
So what kind of fucken idiot votes for food and medicine shortages and an environment that puts that an almost intolerable strain on the elderly the weak and the poor to make billionaires multi billionaires?
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5 years
Remainers constantly say that no one voted for No Deal. But we didn’t vote for a deal either. We didn’t say, “Let’s leave the EU but only if we get a deal”. We simply said, “Let’s leave the EU”. If we don’t leave the EU, Britain is not a democratic nation. Brendan O’Neill on Sky
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John MacLean
11 months
turgid spider sits amongst the cobwebs and skulls abominable #horrorprompt #enneadpoet #vss365 #haikuhorrorprompt #haiku #poetrycommunity
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1 year
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John MacLean
6 years
@DylanStrain @Shambles151 @BorisJohnson So far the only people who have lied, exagerated, and evaded are the UK government and media.
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John MacLean
11 months
waterline foreboding presence grim Reaper scream #vssHorror #HorrorIn6 #HorrorPrompt #vssDark #SlamWords 75/2
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John MacLean
3 years
@ConHome Ah but guys that hide in freezers and can't look after their kids we must listen to them hahahahahahah
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John MacLean
3 years
@BBCNews So eh, what does that teach the girls about themselves do we think?
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John MacLean
11 months
display ambivalence bury pain won't bring recovery from heartbeak #vss365 #2WordPrompt #enneadpoet
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John MacLean
10 months
coasting, love has me adrift aimlessly floating alone #Only8Words
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John MacLean
2 years
@idillionaire I go to places that offer perspective...sometimes the pain eases for while, then you leave and when you try to remember what it looked like, you remember why you were there and the sadness returns but each time it does it's a little less
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John MacLean
11 months
Lovelorn succubus counts the disposed mementoes endless, once pure souls #haikuhorrorprompt #haiku #poetrycommunity #vss365 #inkmine #brnkshrds
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John MacLean
6 years
@rhinosaur @caitlinmoran @RPGnet @jack Killing discussion never kills the ideology, and how do you protect against an abhorrent ideology when you don't know how that ideology is evolving amongst its sponsors?
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John MacLean
6 years
@JackSmithIV @Glinner Ahh that's adorable...bet he has no idea what a book is
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John MacLean
11 months
dusk the sun hides, shines just outside my world #vss365 #enneadpoet
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John MacLean
4 years
@AlbaRomania @BBCMarkDaly I'm sure Mark and the BBC wouldn't make a documentary using hindsight just to make a political point, that would despicable, noticable and morally devoid. I'm sure he puts the matter in the context of the time explaining what could/should have been done.
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John MacLean
1 year
jagged dreams heart pounds severed from waking safety monsters haunt your nights #micropoetry #haiku #poetry #3lines #poetrycommunity #poem #vsshorror #horrorprompt #BrknShards
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John MacLean
11 months
crystalline hearts hide honey coloured dusk ain't no Sunshine....🎶 #SongTitlePrompt #SymphAndJules #vss365 #WritingCommunity #enneadpoet
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John MacLean
1 year
winsome looks and moves dancing artwork shifts the air brings serenity #haiku #vss365 #poetry #onepicpoetry
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John MacLean
4 years
@JonJonesSnr @10DowningStreet Wrong type of science. They only back the right type of science, you know like Kier Stammer being the right type of socialist.
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John MacLean
6 years
@Labour_Celts Voting for the union is the very definition of a unionist ya knob 🤣
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John MacLean
6 years
@Muqadaam Hmm no link here...move along
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John MacLean
11 months
nevermore graveyard unexpectedly possessed she's the shape that fits #haikufeels #vss365 #enneadpoet #haiku
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John MacLean
10 months
@AwTroon That's a heat warming story and a great outcome. Sometimes the universe gets it right 👏👏
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John MacLean
10 months
craving the beauty of her soul drives my madness #enneadpoet #vss365
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John MacLean
6 years
@JohnWight1 @georgegalloway Currently we are bound to masters in another country, and out voted by the electorate of another country. Care to explain how the agenda of politcally separating from that other country keeps us bound to those masters?
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John MacLean
10 months
The ghost of the last chance memories of lost romance rise like the shadows cast by the flames in Platos cave dark & light interlaced their disembodied spirits howl like the north wind at my door #LoveLetters #TurningThePhrase #inkmine #vss356 #VssNature #CrowCalls #SymphAndJules
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John MacLean
1 year
the dark in the depth of the knowing you'll never again light my life is made both tolerable by the gentle rays of memory that kiss me in the blackness and tortured as i realize how dark the dark is and how no other has yet managed to peirce it #vss365 #OnePicPoetry
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John MacLean
10 months
Spectral masterpiece form vanished without a trace visions can't quench me #MadVerse #MadCarnival #HaikuHorrorPrompt #Firewords280 #VssMagic #SymphAndJules
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John MacLean
11 months
you may think I've gone but no, I'm those things that wait 'til you take your seat for I'm the leaves, the breeze and the stillness of the water #OnePicPoetry #tanka #poetrycommunity #WritingCommunity #haiku
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John MacLean
1 year
werewolf stories chill breeze uncovers clouded moon stars leam on the hunt #werewolfstories #clouded #leam #2WordPrompt #vsspoem #haikuchallenge #vsshorror
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John MacLean
5 years
@UberFacts Movie technology wasn't available? Did they lose it after the Wizard of Oz, just like nasa lost the ability to get to the moon 🤣🤣🤣
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John MacLean
10 months
Selenophile? Me? when she wrangles the stars and lights our night? shepherd's me to a place where I'm sated & complete? when like the moon i cradle the world in my arms until daylight stabs at me with the grief of reality? you're damn right Im a selenophile #vss365 #OnePicPoetry
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John MacLean
2 years
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John MacLean
1 year
we let our rules slide for that special one the one where we feel the flippers caress us and the plunger guides us gently on our way but if we could see from outside the glass top we are a #pinball usherd by the whims of another pushing us determinedly in their game #vss365
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John MacLean
11 months
something spectral haunts my nights the manifestion of you #enneadpoet
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John MacLean
10 months
Graveyard crypt hosts Halloween ritual dreadful demon shouts boo! #EnneadPoet #Brknshards #CrowCalls #inkmine #Converstory #HorrorPrompt #VssHorror
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John MacLean
1 year
stark yet enlightened is the chasm devoid of mirth life where you left me #vss365 #haikuchallenge #vsshorror #haikufeels
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John MacLean
2 years
@UkuleleKev Backwards or forwards...still a fanny
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John MacLean
10 months
@PandaSmush83 Jcam_01 IFB👋
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John MacLean
3 years
@FoxNews Thats nothing to what the army trafficked to the Taliban, go Army woo hoo 🙋‍♂️
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John MacLean
11 months
Our harvest of stars pure water’s stolen shimmer sensual Eclipse #LoveLetters #TurningThePhrase #SeductiveEchoes #haikuchallenge #haiku #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #10wordspoet Our harvest of stars water’s stolen shimmer sensual Eclipse #enneadpoet
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John MacLean
7 years
Same as the councillor suspended for racist sectarian tweet about the Irish, they couldn't have buried that any deeper if they had bulldozer
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John MacLean
1 year
my honey bunny lifes winsome taste of citrus that cleanses my soul #haikufeels #haikuchallenge #vss365 #vssnature
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John MacLean
5 years
I had to see him to tell him i couldn't be seen with him
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John MacLean
2 years
@itswords_ Missing someone who's probably not even thinking about you is tough. unwanted by the one you want most and realising you're not good enough, is soul destroying it feels like I'm crouched alone and silent in the dark hiding from the preditors who will devour what little she's left
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John MacLean
11 months
leaving you immolated me a flame in the cracks #vss365 #enneadpoet #WritingCommmunity
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John MacLean
3 years
@BreesAnna I'm sure they'll both be happy to go on Joe Rogan and display their massive intellects to save the world...now that I'd be happy to pay to see @joerogan
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John MacLean
6 years
@StewartMcDonald Seeing we have now have reputable evidence from the scene that there was no gas attack, what were they told and by whom?
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John MacLean
10 months
"she walks in beauty like the night," the sensous melodies of just the right words I understand that, breathlessness I understand that, heat I understand that, melting under those radiating glances that i always catch as i can't take my eyes off her @Amatoryq #amatory #vss365
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John MacLean
1 year
screaming faces blood filled xanthous chalice sates lucifer #horrorprompt #vss365 #Only8Words
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John MacLean
1 year
You. You are the world’s greatest fear You make it seem desolate and austere You outshine everything this world has left to show You. You give me strength to face the day You leave me nothing more to say You feed my soul and light the dark but you take my breath away #vss365
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John MacLean
11 months
revenge journey concludes anxiety and insanty seep into killing time #horrorprompt #10wordspoet #songtitleprompt
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John MacLean
11 months
drifted so far yet i still wait and hope #enneadpoet #OnePicPoetry
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John MacLean
1 year
heartbroken this timelines stranger skies don’t cover us #Only8Words
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John MacLean
4 years
@OurParliamentUk @SkyNews The Scotsman never broke the rules then lied about it. The Englishman thought himself better than everyone else, an elitist who thinks himself genetically superior...hmmm who'd of thunk it
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John MacLean
6 years
@WeArePeopleUK Protect us from...
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John MacLean
2 years
@archi_tradition I know it's not a city, and I know it's not technically on the coast, so it doesn't really fit... however, there are never enough pictures of Tobermory
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John MacLean
1 year
sometimes, in the mists of life, only one soul recognises the other as the reflection of itself #onepicpoetry #poetry #3lines #poetrycommunity #micropoetry
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John MacLean
6 years
@cath426 @WingsScotland Less kids getting abused though. Please don't propagate such shite. Both groups of religiously driven arseholes are a blight on this city and this country. A country that vast swathes of both supports don't see themselves as part of. Did you notice that by any chance.
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John MacLean
11 months
when the hurt has me undressed by midnight’s poetry I heal in those breathless moments of nocturnal agony Can exorcizing the demon that curses me with your name be so simple after all #Vss365 #WeirdSix #LoveLetters #TurningThePhrase #SongTitlePrompt #SeductiveEchoes #2WordPrompt
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John MacLean
10 months
Tired I want to come home #sixwordstory
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John MacLean
10 months
your spectre stalks the alleys of dreamland though its beauty beckons I know to stick to the main steets and step lightly as not to arouse the ghost that still breaks my lonley spirit and makes tears my morning alarm #2WordPrompt #BraveWrite #Brknshards #Converstory #vss365
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John MacLean
1 year
beleaguered by your missing from my time and space I will wait for you forever despite my fear that I will wait for as many lifetimes again as i have already waited for this one when we were so close to the right time in the right place #vss365 #micropoetry
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John MacLean
3 years
@Mizzach @georgegalloway If people don't like you i would suggests it's more to do with you being a contentious arse with a chip on your shoulder rather than how you sound or where you're from. Some people are just hard to like...maybe you're just one of them 🤷‍♂️
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John MacLean
10 months
Melancholy Memories. Strange mistakes, that, wishing on stars #Only8Words #MadVerse #VssLonely
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John MacLean
6 years
@TheScotsman Just 8?...but then you normally start there then head for 12 🤣🤣🤣
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John MacLean
1 year
Heavy Miles Panda king catches fish from the isles #Only8Words
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