🛩️: HELLO PAPER SCHOOL!!! I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. I LOVE EDWARD!!! HE'S THE LITERAL CUTEST MF IN THE SCHOOL. ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS SMART AND VERY INNOVATIVE!!! I ALSO LOVE HIS FLUFFY HAIR. EDWARD ILYSM. <3
p.s. anyone who disagrees is a loser!!!!
OOC: writer here! erm, so there’s been some parody accs for some of your ocs I reckon
may I make a parody acc for this guy if possible? he seems fun! sorry to bother ya.
@Edgyaludon
🛩️: Hey Edward!
🧪: Hm?-
🛩️: *Zip kisses Edward again, and it was a pretty lengthy one. Edward couldn’t help but blush, though he felt just as euphoric as Zip.*
artwork from @/bored_circuit
🛩️: HELLO PAPER SCHOOL!!! I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. I LOVE EDWARD!!! HE'S THE LITERAL CUTEST MF IN THE SCHOOL. ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS SMART AND VERY INNOVATIVE!!! I ALSO LOVE HIS FLUFFY HAIR. EDWARD ILYSM. <3
p.s. anyone who disagrees is a loser!!!!
🛩️: Hey Edward! I have an experiment for you!
🧪: Oh? you wanna do chemistry now?
🛩️: ye.
*Zip suddenly pulls Edward close to her face, with intent to kiss Edward. The kiss lasted for around 10 seconds and this left Edward to blush intensely. Embarrased, but delighted, he is.*
*Zip wants to interact with you, the reader.*
🛩️: Just saw some people calling me a boy… I’m always been mistaken for a boy. I just wanna clarify to you guys that I’m a girl!
Also Edward’s asleep rn
I’M GLAD TO HAVE FINISHED THIS BUT HERE IS MY BEST EVER HAND-CRAFTER VEHICLE YET!!!
HAVE THE HYPER-TRUCK!!!! It looks small but it has a 20 seating arrangement, cup holders, and comfortable interiors!!!
Clearly I’m better than Elon and his pentagon car!!!!!!!
🛩️: People keep drawing shit about my little brother. Genuine sick fucks. I’ll make sure to beat your greasy ass to death. not out of fun, but out of serious hatred. You lot are sick.
🛩️: Oh yeah, I remember Mister Hotchkiss killing us or something. It felt so weird, and painful, being in origami proportions! And it’s just glitter anyway, it’s not like playing loud music on someone’s ears!
🧪: *Edward would cough a bit more, some blood being let out.* My stomach hurts...
🛩️: Edward?? What happened?!
🧪: Engel and his whiny, over reactive ass punched me...
INTERACTION
I see a weird pipeline going on. I’ve been studying it for hours. For some fuckass reason, every trending post in FPE Parody Twitter is super suggestive or inappropriate for some reason. I’m seeing a trend here. Am I going insane!?!
🧪: *Edward is on his own, a bit unable to think clearly. His tail is wagging and frankly he’s embarrased because Oliver caught him being in a sleepover.*
*What will you do? Nothing too over-the-top pls lol*
🛩️: Hey Edward!
🧪: Hm?-
🛩️: *Zip kisses Edward again, and it was a pretty lengthy one. Edward couldn’t help but blush, though he felt just as euphoric as Zip.*
artwork from @/bored_circuit
🧪: I SHOULD’VE LET HER KNOW. I HAD A CLONING MACHINE. FUCK!!!!
YKNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, PETUNIA’S RIGHT, I’M AN IDIOT. A BIG FUCKING IDIOT. YOU WIN RABBIT, YOU WIN.
*And he broke down in tears.*
OOC: i genuinely don’t understand. but i guess people are just ignorant.
to anyone who wants to do the trend, or at least encourages it, drop the fucking thought and read the original post. It’s not a matter that should be percieved as some meaningless fucking joke.
HELLO PAPER SCHOOL!!! I’m Edward, consider me the brains of the best trio in the world (obviously)!!!!! I’ve been in twitter for awhile now and I’m doing quite fine!!!!!
*Edward is asleep and seems pretty relaxed from this whole thing.*
...Zip...
*...Well he is no longer beating the allegations. Zipward is a popular ship anyway.*
🧪: Zip… if I invited you to destroy worldwide cities with me out of feeling spite towards the human race, would you come?
🛩️: YEAHH!!! It’ll certainly be funny.
Hello Twitter! I am testing out Zip’s paper airplane rn. Apparently this thing drops some (hot) potatoes!!!
*I press the button and drop two hot potatoes each on Petunia and Abbie.*
HEHE!!!
OOC: Edward is a bit upset rn. He had to see the worst of humanity alongside me especially on social media.
This is a message to the human society. We desperately need to be educated more in the fundamentals of adequate communication.
And for the muses, try to treat him well.
" Hello everyone !! I heard of this Twitter \ X thing all over my school and decided 2 check it out ! My name is Scotch . '
**Welcome Scotch 2 PARODY TWITTER !!***
(( Oc is owned by
@Edgyaludon
, ty 4 letting me make a parody acc. of ur wonderful oc <33
OOC: Guys, apparently someone has said that the FPE twitter is now being attacked. Yknow the loser club that sends graphic imagery, right? Well, seems that they're attacking now.
🧪: AGHHH BUBBLE SHOWED US SOMETHING ABOUT ME AND ZIP…
🛩️: We would never do it in the classroom!!! Actually no, NOT AT ALL.
🧪: It’s far too early for this…