βHELLO CHAT !! me and my writer just wanted to say thanks for 200 followers !! we didnβt expect that much people to follow our silly little parody accountβ but here we are !!β
βhfjfjewjjddhgwejdjhβ¦.,..,β
*Zip seems to be dozing off and incredibly exhausted today.. not usually like her.. but who cares!! character development for the day!!*
βZip exploded our microwave thinking she was supposed to microwave a poptart for 10 minutes.β
β..It smells like grandmaβs ashes in hereββ
COUGHHH .
*Zip whined a bit, her breath was already getting heavy- she tried keeping the kiss going on and just kissed her even deeper and um,, sΜΆhΜΆoΜΆvΜΆeΜΆdΜΆ ΜΆhΜΆeΜΆrΜΆ ΜΆtΜΆoΜΆnΜΆgΜΆuΜΆeΜΆ ΜΆdΜΆoΜΆwΜΆnΜΆ ΜΆhΜΆeΜΆrΜΆ ΜΆtΜΆhΜΆrΜΆoΜΆaΜΆtΜΆ..*
*for anyone witnessing these two gayasses make out i am so sorr-*
Claire would continue kissing the other aggressively , clawing onto the other aswell as she did , letting out soft breaths as the kiss went on .. these bitches gay smh
// If anyone wonders why Zip and Edward are able to purr
// uhm
// uh
// since theyβre atleast some sort of type of creature like a demon and dragon iβd say theyβd be able to let out low growl purrs because uh UHM I SAY SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inhales .
βYOU CHUCKED ME OUT LIKE I WAS TRASH, FOR THAT YOU SHOULD BE DEAD- BUT, BUT, BUT!! THEN IT HIT ME LIKE A FLASH, WHAT IF HIG-β
// I indeed forced him to sing meant to be yours, shh
β..I think my writer should be set up for public execution one day.β
// WHAT THE FUCK.
βYou look stupid apologizing, cut it out Abbs.β
..Heβs starting to get a bit possessive, Edward just wrapped his tail around Abbieβs waist to tease him.
// holy shit this is GAY!! /j
ββ¦I dont uh-β
β..like zip, neither does she like me. Sheβs just kinda.. more of a friend, yβknow? she told me once sheβd sell me on the darkweb for a bag of gummy worms which.. is self explanatory.β
i have a question for
@T00THPASTEATERZ
, if edward likes zip, how come i see abbie liking edward and zip not caring about abbie x edward...? o-o (i was talking to both edward and zip)
"Did you know that Chip also saw your bitchass with Claire the other night?"
"The little fuck told me he couldn't sleep because you and Claire were 'beating each other up' in your room."
βDuuudee.. hfnfnnhgjβ¦,,. oiugh.., iiβm feeling suuuprr grreat rightnwooooβ¦β
heβs literally drooling and like.. falling over at this point, dude literally stole and entire stash of alcoholβ¦.. what .
βWriter has the most god awful cooking skills.. she literally only knows how to make quesadillas, pancakes.. eggs.. and only knows how to bake cake and cupcakes..β
βSHE EVEN PUT FUCKING CHEDDAR CHEESE IN A BOWL AND MICROWAVED IT UNTIL IT MELTED.β
βWHATβS UP LOSERRSS?? unfortunately our writer has made the decision of adding more idiots to this account so iβll probably get scolded often.. but THAT WONT STOP ME !!β
β..Please ignore herββ
//oliver has been triggered.\\
"Man shutcho doofenshmirtz lookin ass like bitch you dirty has hell yo ass prolly so dirty even Zip wouldn't want some of that Eddick."
"Bitch you prolly say 'BEHOLDDD! THE DICK ENLARG-INATORRR!' like shut the fuck up."
βAnd now i kiss heβ I MEAN.β
βYeaaah.. she totally didnβt get salvationnn and came backk..β (sarcasm)
βbesidess!! weβre fine now!! weβre veeery close buddies!!β
βHeyyββ
*Zip gasped and blushed slightly, but quickly reciprocated the kiss, she just placed her hands on Claireβs waist and caressed it,, she didnβt mind the kiss lasting THIS long..*
βYou think i couldnβt tell?β
Edward just leaned in reaaal close to Abbieβs face, giggling .
βYou look stupidly adorable when youβre mad, yβknow?β
WHATTTTT WHATT WHA
βY-You know what youβre d-doing Edward-!β
[At this point heβs closer to him, angry but flustered???]
βI-I may be slow b-but Iβmβ¦.Iβm not obliviousβ¦!β