Chris carroll @ihavedisease Twitter profile

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

My brother died cuz he shrunk after hitting the bong and he died from being too small

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it

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Chris carroll

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3 years

Hey sorry we didn't talk for 6 months I was doing something weird

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Chris carroll

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3 years

Michael prank on my Mom

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Chris carroll

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3 years

She was obsessed with sex in the most sexual way possible, and she smoked weed in the greenest, most highest way possible.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

My brother died cuz he shrunk after hitting the bong and he died from being too small

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My unusual 2007 swag

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

I love being bisexual and nonbinary, as well as 6'2 tall

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Dope fucking shirt i had when i was 7

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My interpretation of if you bought a blue starry light for your room

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Wife is pissed today cuz I keep referring to the tiger we saw at the Zoo as “someone we met at the Zoo today”

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

If you don't do your dishes your sink will get sick

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Getting a queer blowjob from a bizarre girl

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire 😆 Why are they knocking at my door and trying to get in my house and peering through my windows and shit then?

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

@Braingetter Not all vaginas create life some end it remember that

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Fucking stoked on this right now

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

On edibles, dmt, and shrooms. Just trying to figure my life out. Am i supposed to be a kid or an adult?

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

People are mad at Thrift store resellers for buying the "good stuff " but you're just not creative enough with whats left over. I may not be wearing "dean blunt" shirts and Tár pants but I look fucking good

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Makin' sure the boys are full tonight.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

Homer style!

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

It's likely that you are gay.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I would name them Robert and Mildred after my grandparents

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

I hope none of my fingers ever get destroyed ever

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

This weed has me looking up the effects of weed

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

So apparently this vaccine makes everyone jack off in traffic because I just Saw like 30 people jacking off in traffic that was weird AF

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

some image macros I made

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Me and Mus musculus going angelic style

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Cool. I usually think about other adults and their intentions towards me.

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3 years

I think about this image everyday

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Taking my son Jisper to the doctor because he was supposed to turn 6 but he turned an entirely new number instead

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Wake up routine 1. Vape 2. Rub myself 3. Check for celeb deaths 4. Cry if there are any 5. Go bacck to bed!

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Opinion: Biden is holding the world's smallest hamburger.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

my new gay comic i made

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

another classic

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

7 months

My dating profile on CougarD, an app for meeting older women.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Respond

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Hey guys I know this is a little late but I do not support the war in Vietnam

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

I find it odd that Bush was voted Most Likely To Do 9/11 in highschool

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

At a party just took a root beer pill that gives you the effects of root beer

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I am financially hilarious. I am monetarily hysterical.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

1 year

Sex was in from 2000-2007 then out from 2008-2015 then it was in from 2016-2022 and it is currently out

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

yoda delivering a pizza to the kaaba in her red jeep patriot

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Hell no. I wouldn't let my kid do this crap

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

This guy rocks plain 'n' simple

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

7 months

I don’t like to brag because I find it egotistical but I do have a lot of money, here’s some of it for example:

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Every time I’m drunk, I get closer to the truth of math

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

1 year

Effective communication in 2023 looks like: I want to let you know before we have this conversation that I am on two bumps of K, 40 mg Vyvanse, 2 cans DR PEPPER (spaced out between 2 hours and eaten with crackers), I woke up at 2 pm and had very telling dreams, very very telling

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

A comedian never reveals his jokes.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Happy international womens day

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Just hanging out again

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Unfortunately the cold truth is that funny people are all deeply, deeply uncomfortable with their genders.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Jack Black, Jack White, Jack Chan, I'm going to Jack Off!

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4 years

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

@laserboat999 Tahts so cute

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Thinking about how hilarious satire is, it can just be so damn goofy

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

About to go get fucked at 7 am

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

How many sprites could a sprite drake drink if a sprite drake could drink sprite

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

more image macros by me

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My tail is public property. Creative commons. You can pull it bite it suck it, come on baby, men and women I really dont give two shits

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

This is probably going to get me cancelled but I'm gonna say it anyway: This year I will be voting for the evil people in the primary election, the ones who don't give a shit about human life and take payments from elite corporations and act only in interest of finance.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My little ass is always falling in the toilet and exploring the toilet world

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My friend’s brother actually has a tattoo

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

The type of business I was up to at 16 years old. I had my mom take these pics

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My post left boyfriend has a flag of China in his room. Im like thats a red flag lol 😂 But he does crazy shit to my ass so its all good

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Do you like my blue shirt

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 months

It seems realistic and sensible to view yourself as both a man and a woman.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

just found out my septum didnt close fully and I can comfortably fit small things in it

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4 years

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

*smoking weed* Dude can you believe like all of our parents had to 69 so they could make us? Ghost: I am scary My friend: Do you see that ghost dude

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@ihavedisease

4 years

Puff bar review

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

Me, pacing around my house: "I've gotta put myself out there if I'm ever going to do something interesting! I've gotta reach out, make connections. I've got to see the world, I've just got to!"

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I am my Matrix oc “Blue Neo”

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

My cousin Dylan died from smoking a crushed up spider he said it was called a Dylan spider bump and he died

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I fell off my skateboard and suffered slight brain damage, but other than that I’m completely fine. Moreover, I’m feeling incredibly generous today, all I want to do is create kindness and peace in the world. A sudden shift in my psyche has erased any spirit of evil, it seems.

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

Candles should be 1 dollar its fucking wax

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Lol guys we’re just joking its chill ✌️

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@ihavedisease

3 years

Sometimes you have to look at yourself in the mirror and think “Wow, I’m transgender”

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

The lonely loner seems to smoke some weed at night..

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

me, an impressionable 14 year old teenager scrolling on my for you page on the fun awesome app: the for you page:

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Where my Grandpa who killed people in the war went when he died

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I may not be the auntie he asked for but I’m the auntie he needs. He also can’t even ask for anything, he’s only about Dos years old!

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

Just because i unfollow you doesn’t mean you have to unfollow me. You were the one who did something to make me unfollow you. I didnt do anything wrong. Follow me back

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

This and a blunt

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

4 years

I'm a girl

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

If I say Bart, you KNOW I mean the yellow student 😂

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

Listen I’m no transgender but if I could just snap my fucking fingers and instantly become a woman

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

3 years

I hate when film peolle talk about “I have problems with the ending. i think it could have explored the”- Shut up. Shut the hell up. And kiss me. Make love to me. Make me feel young, make me forget. I dont need you but I want you. We were so good together we could work our proble

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Chris carroll

@ihavedisease

2 years

I was raised bisexual

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@ihavedisease