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i've been twenty people • sommelier • standup • writer • deep politics head • that's my real name

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4 months
@shOoObz a lot water signs have live a lot of lives and also lie all the damn time
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@actupny @willmenaker @nytimes "percussing into" go back to school!!!
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7 months
@paynushurts shane gillis is killing it
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6 months
@cashonlyisland those are prefab patties on the grill. might even be frozen.
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@MNateShyamalan preemptive kanye speedrun
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5 months
@BlackRedGuard1 giving a tour: all these books are about how europe is bad, actually
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10 months
@cushbomb When I said I was an accelerationist I meant that I wanted Matt Christman to have a child so that he would become exponentially stranger.
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6 months
@churrascooooo i have line on climate data gathering in antartica
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4 months
@shOoObz small amount of traction on this so i'm just clarifying i'm a male march pisces and recovering habitual liar who has lived many lives. also, apologies for the typos.
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7 months
@RaceplayShawty there was some media wigger on the adam friedland show recently talking about how late star wars films were intentionally designed to punish white boys for liking star wars
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5 months
@Vomit_Dragon it' has passed through endless vectors to arrive, again, unironically funny as hell.
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4 months
@B0bbyGeee @FearedBuck streaming gotta be the worst thing to happen to people*
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5 months
@notbenfish heyooo i'm twerkin' here!!!
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4 months
@TapeDeckChris @soulkhan @ByYourLogic you see any other videos from palestine recently?
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6 months
@OkButStill hitting your emo phase at 38 has to be incredible
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6 months
@wolktress shooting up the mall or shooting up in the mall? either way it's a man's world.
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7 months
@ZeroSuitCamus damn he crushed that elbow dap what a g
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@mack_a_d00 @descripticon you're a NATO themed furry
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7 months
@dklmarxist hatian bay of pigs the x app has it all
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6 months
@ghelman17 @portayolo @pbgomez_ @SassyE patriot types spewing full throated support of elite liberal academic institutions they claim to despise any other day. you don't have any principles. just loathing.
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3 months
@postoctobrist read something recently about how his publicist urged him to get his GED so he would "appear to want to contribute to society" and he refused
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6 months
@dklmarxist it's very antisocial and extremely common. millennial (usually white) people making snide, denigrating comments about my having children--always with a corny fake laugh. i don't traffic in bitterness but parenting is fun, enriching and very spiritual.
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7 months
@RaceplayShawty george lucas and the 15 billion dollar cuck chair
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@CrownThaBrown @shOoObz she's a scorpio with a ton of pisces and cancer placements iirc--we were born on either sodes of missouri from each other a couple of years apart. she has a lot of typical watery stuff going on. love her.
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4 months
@RaceplayShawty he would maybe get too much pleasure out of calling goku (ryan gosling) a monkey, but i back it.
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4 months
@MrChuckD @DabSquad_Slank this is nonsense big bro
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11 months
@lunch_enjoyer How about this: *Borat voice* Matt Rife
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4 months
@NYMag @gabagoolmarx @imnicjuarez you can't be fucking for real lmao
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4 months
@cathyrusson attorney ashleigh merchant stood string and roasted justice glanville with hard case law and never got vindictive or combative. steel's position on the ex parte conversation was, forgive me, ironclad. i really rock with lawyers who boss up on courts like this. glanville is toast.
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4 months
@intellegint i'm always kind of stunned when i run into one of miquella's followers because my trigger finger is just constantly twitching and then they're like "hello, good to see you. i'm working on some clues to miquella's whereabouts. good luck :)"
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4 months
@Edward__Bernays Infinite Zest coming 🔜
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4 months
@chiweethedog you gotta be the most official food enjoyer on here. no gimmicks. no bullshit. just respect for flavor.
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5 months
@grimeywonderj when you trade in your horse
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6 months
@cashonlyisland this is making me madder over time. stupid guy: hey do you want to come over and help me pretend to be some kind of everyman on tiktok? even more stupid sidekick build friend: yeah man
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6 months
@ByYourLogic there's a tiktok game where zoomers with tiny microphones ask a series of " _______ or ______" questions to people on the street and i feel like she would lose to kayleigh mcenany even if the person answering was a public school teacher from olympia, WA with the agender mohawk.
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4 months
@chosen1atl @ReggiSaxx right like this is the spiciest version of the truth but really the people around you have a tendency to move the way you and the other folks around you do. i'm sure the texts are hell.
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7 months
@RaceplayShawty cell saga changed my life first go round. i was like eight. i would be a totally different nigga w/o ts.
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6 months
@wolktress i know i'm going to enjoy it even though all the smart people in my phone shat and pissed all over it
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5 months
@wolktress rocking with this perspective heavily as a dad of two daughters. kids are already picky. i'm trying to food-max my girls and make sure they don't draw a straight line between eating and self-worth. always appreciate your candid tweets. and you're funny as hell. keep rockin'.
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10 months
@cushbomb Just had to google you for the first time to check the spelling on your name and ran into a massive Reddit thread about your health problems? Very sorry. Couldn't imagine the stress but welcome to fatherhood and thanks for the years of very animated and thought-provoking work.
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4 months
@habitualasshole might be time to watch bob's burgers
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6 months
@yungchomsky you just know he thinks tux pants aren't "badass" coded bc the satin is shiny
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5 months
@gabalexa @outerspacetaste she called kanye gay for wanting a woman to touch his anus lmao
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7 months
@SweatieAngle she's effortlessly beautiful and a skilled communicator so the things she says about other people seem cruel. pretty harmless. inaccurate definition of "pick-me" though.
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4 months
@tony_bendetti @ThuggerDaily i'm dying he said "i'm going to need to think about this for a minute"
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4 months
@BlackRedGuard1 black and latino link is strong in the bay amongst the working left, counterculture, academics. working folk still segregated as fuck though. we connect through our families here and there. we can go deeper.
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@ettingermentum it's visually apparent how cunty he thinks he looks in these
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11 months
@BlackRedGuard1 The niggas are coming kind of has a ring to it
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9 months
@ByYourLogic the ported his rank over from his progress in halo: infinite
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4 months
@chiweethedog i still think it's incredibly endearing that he wants sharks to be more reasonable
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6 months
@wolktress choosing to believe her very stylish hoodie says "KARL MARX" and starting one of those 2019 style twitter accounts about it
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@The_Wub_ new coheed and cambria sounds kind of weird
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@SputzeeD @CantEverDie flattery probably. they want him to get their wives pregnant.
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10 months
This level of sycophancy has to be paid right?
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7 months
@DrBlobb dudes hanging out by the water at 1:30AM >>>
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6 months
@len0killer seeing these in east bay in 2001 completely fucked up my life
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@ettingermentum this is a great talisman of kerry vindication lore
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@angelicathryn Consider their lived experience
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@jesuslasupajew check your ignition
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@onionweigher the blacks rule artist cooperative have expanded their operations (literary, non-thiel)
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6 months
you can hear a 100% real mf doom style new york city car horn at 1:45 in the newest @joytacticspod patreon episode. and then they talk about greek diner food and there's even a totally realistic catcall. incredibly subversive stuff.
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4 months
@chiweethedog see? you get it. it's about the people.
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1 year
@ByYourLogic @mcohen2 We have Black Prometheus at home
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3 months
@jesuslasupajew god damn unc. praying for you. hardware store might have a big ahh magnet-on-a-stick but then there's driving to the hardware store.
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11 months
@RobertSkvarla Specifically people for whom Elon is a willing reply guy. Place is totally backwards.
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5 months
@RaceplayShawty führer ass nigga he a 88 god
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@len0killer i'm not kidding my wife has the same haircut
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@BlackRedGuard1 hopefully he's also a maoist
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@mongi_mali @larryislegend sort out your priorities
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@emo_garfield420 because they're all actually in miami
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@jesuslasupajew @_Billdozer_ PINEAPPLE JUICE & MALIBU
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@ThickLizzyXXX reading enough nietzsche to hate boobs >>>
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4 months
@ByYourLogic @intellegint that lady's bio is literally a liberal arts "so... i just did a thing" riff
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@Yelix @Srirachachau yeah he's one of the two greatest characters in cinema. the other being boxer santaros.
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6 months
@KatraHigher @arod_twit @shrimp_delight pick-me gesture. popular front-facing camera video posture amongst bros/athletic dudes. makes the video kind of more sinister because i don't think she believes what she's saying. i think she's ambivalent but wants the attention of people who believe those things. pretty gross.
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4 months
i think i detected @DabSquad_Slank hitting the nore "chinese niggas got sum to do w this???" in the latest episode of @KlonnyPin_Gosch i'm fucking crying
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1 year
@MalcolmNance I guess we know what you'll be working on for the next few weeks.
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4 months
people are apparently just watching "young people hanging out" content anerican society is so cooked
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shorty started flirting with JiDion & didn’t know his girl was beside him the whole time 😭😭
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@goofxist chile...
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had to get the right view crackin for lunch pt. 2 @joytacticspod
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@ratlimit she's absolutely an egg who wrote a wildly successful fanfic about her life
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7 months
@ItsBCJim no it's real in middle america, too. the bible belt/midwest nexus is chock full of this frugality. the people in this video are exurb types with at least one generation of wealth behind them. they've also got land and don't typically emigrate so the payments will wash out.
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@cheaptrickrules @outerspacetaste agree. streaming tier long-form commercial. h meanwhile hollywood makes movies thag tell the "stories" of how consumer products were conceived of and stack them with aging gen-x favs. whole things about to fucking pop.
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@Wifesucker speak on it
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@ByYourLogic there was a solar eclipse in 1996 that i missed because i got my head stuck in a wrought iron fence and could only look at the ground until the fire department showed a up and made me bisexual
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4 months
people ask these questions and never stop to ponder if, maybe, routine engagement with the writings of the world might predispose people to empathy and understanding, thus leading them to prioritize the meeds of the underserved. we're gonna get you a fascist library bro on god.
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Has anyone done a deep dive on why libraries and bookstores have universally become hubs for the asocial amorphous blob that is “queer”? It seems to be ubiquitous not only throughout America but the entire anglosphere and just… why?
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@bordyjojordy clandestino (you will get hpv)
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@BlackRedGuard1 the students wouldn't have begun this process if they intended to back down. i am praying and i am so proud of these people.
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5 months
@BlackRedGuard1 i tend bar at a nice wine spot in an american international hub. 9/10 people are like this.
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1 year
@entierrada Don't worry, we will eventually do away with objects.
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4 months
@dinamarie78 @cathyrusson i see that and raise you he has been instructed to convict thugger by any means necessary. whole trial is a fucking joke. jefferey sitting 89 days for LYRICS. FREE HIM!!!
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@ZeroSuitCamus this is probably canada's steve albini. not going to look into it.
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