Josh Elstro @JoshElstro Twitter profile

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Josh Elstro

@JoshElstro

5 months

I’m just a lil goof. A scamp, really.

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Josh Elstro

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4 months

It was literally 2 kids holding signs. What are we even doing here @XavierU ?

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Xavier pro-Palestinian protesters appear in court on felony charges.

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6 months

@tab_delete @TheAtlantic You ever wonder why you get to publish a few thousand words in the Atlantic about why you find your classmates annoying and they don’t?

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2 years

@puppygranate “How can anyone possibly be polite to strangers without constricting patriarchal gender tropes to lean on?!?!”

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1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus The fellas are really gonna enjoy this picture.

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2 years

@clickholebot Can’t stop thinking about how long the artist had to stay thirsty to sculpt something this horny.

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4 months

One thing I’m learning from the replies: these conserva-cucks would happily give up every last civil liberty they had and clap like seals if it meant they got to keep reading tweets about fascists roughing up blue haired kids for “doing gender”.

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4 months

@AdamJacob87 @XavierU I suggest taking the boot out of your mouth.

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2 years

@missmollymary Lofi Beats to Study/Relax To was all fun and games… until it wasn’t. We need to hold this girl accountable.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@SeanathanHyatt “Don’t do this to me.” That man is absolutely seething just under the surface and I’m here for it.

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@tab_delete @TheAtlantic I’ll give you a hint.

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Josh Elstro

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5 months

@sunraysunray Love when the media unwittingly stumbles upon someone who still has a soul and it short circuits their narrative operation for a sec.

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Josh Elstro

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5 months

@machineiv @A24 He sucks. But this isn’t a “thank you”. They used his footage and have to provide a credit. A more valid critique would be to say they could have made a movie w/o what was likely 2-3 seconds of footage from a hateful grifter.

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Josh Elstro

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4 months

Well. On the bright side, seems they don’t put too many anti-social, Twitter weirdos on grand juries.

Grand jury ignores felony disguise charges against pro-Palestinian protesters at Xavier

The protesters were charged under an 1800s era law used to target the Ku Klux Klan and other similar violent, vigilante groups.

www.cincinnati.com

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Josh Elstro

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10 months

@moschinodorito Same energy.

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@Ubisoft @inworld_ai @nvidia Same vibe.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@JordanUhl In the first 5 seconds I’m like “damn it. This is some crypto bs isn’t it?” Sure enough…

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3 years

@cushbomb

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@MorePerfectUS @SBWorkersUnited It's the careful attempt at appropriating the term "assault" to apply to a corporation for me. Beautiful stuff. Almost as good as the REI anti-Union podcast land acknowledgment.

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2 years

@guybranum The kid who kept losing the apples for his baby sister down the hill was more tense than Uncut Gems for me.

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Josh Elstro

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3 months

@GoodAMLiberty Awful lot of specific details in that metaphor, my guy...

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3 months

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3 years

@JordanUhl

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@pcgamer Curious to hear the “capitalism breeds competition and lower prices” crowd explain this one.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@MattBinder "What if we could make the experience of being online even lonelier?"

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@MovieCoverage_ Part of the writers contract that ends the strike should be “no one who has looked at Twitter in the past decade is allowed in a writers room”.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@sunraysunray Where is this man? I need to cyberbully him.

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Josh Elstro

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8 months

@wownicebuttdude Listened to the voice memo and I don't think it's a bit. We love him. Everyone loves the recently literate himbo!

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@TeachTheClassic @IAmAmnaNawaz What seems more likely: Hundreds of kids individually complain to their parents about suddenly having to learn about systemic racism and their parents then quietly organize somehow? Or, a group all watches the same top rated cable news programs telling them to be mad about it?

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@tedivm Or maybe people are annoyed by both and the bigger annoyance is the fact that so many people get paid much more than say a teacher, a nurse, an Amazon warehouse worker, etc. to be glorified e-mail senders and that’s the one that happened to get posted recently?

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@DEADLINE They made one of those rock and roll fantasy camps for dads who specifically just want to say slurs.

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2 years

@AkuRypto @PotentiallyPaul @PuffYatty @OthersideMeta @BoredApeYC Equally sterile and lifeless?

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@prolepeach Dang. It’s almost like all these profiles fit the men yelling about and making absurd laws to stop “groomers” much more than the LGBT teachers they’re targeting. 🤔

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3 years

@GrahamB47

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5 months

@tarenceray Too obvious?

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2 years

@disclosetv

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@HugeHatLogan @tab_delete @TheAtlantic It's a big club. And we ain't in it.

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Josh Elstro

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10 months

@lawfulspice Its between this and the hamburger party for his most defining moment.

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1 year

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@lostblackboy @bigblackjacobin Is this about the “I get published in the NYT because I’m an extremely naturally gifted and talented writer (whose dad happens to work for the NYT)” woman?

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@derzquist Powerful “teacher turning the chair around and sitting backwards in it to have a wrap session with you” energy in this thing. Wow.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@bopinion Editor said “gimme the Skinner meme, but make it kind of xenophobic.”

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@electricalWSOP Mad respect for both of you, but your take sounds like prescribing rugged individualist “grindset” as permanent status quo solution to something Jeff’s just trying to shine a light on as a problem the average music enjoyer likely isn’t aware of.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@hunktears @willmenaker I’ve been saying this.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@danozzi Making my wife eat beans for my love of the game.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@jonathanchait That certainly is a combination of words.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@elivalley "Some brilliant minds here at the Super Bowl... well, one of them writes our checks so..."

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1 year

@kenklippenstein The true king of late night is rising.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@1312press You can read this in the time it takes to watch a few episodes.

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2 years

@KBearthur @TheLaurenChen Wait till you find out how we feed babies…

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@CNNOpinion Perhaps reviewing this would be more your writers speed?

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Josh Elstro

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4 months

@arvofart "Art is only good if it comes with a guide of where it fits on the political compass, so I know how to respond to it." People are clowning on this song/video the past 24-hours just to try to score clout for being an enlightened 20/20 hindsight contrarian.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@historystudier I think most Americans actually don’t understand these things. But if you explained it to them they’d most likely deny it or justify why we deserve to live this way.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@APhilosophae Gee... Wonder what could have happened between 2008 and 2009 that allowed them to tack on $150 billion in assets in one year?

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2 years

@NomikiKonst @Gonzalez4NY This kind of hyper localized/online nonsense is just the mess that happens when YouTube infotainers whose career is dependent on being caught up in online drama run for office. Ooof.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@AdamFriedland Matt Healy apology stream with you quietly sobbing in the background when?

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Josh Elstro

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5 months

@ZhugeEX @airbagged Ah yes. The "HARD R" graffiti famously touted in trailers as it's top feature, crucial to the artistic vision. Definitely not a minor oversight by a dev in their 16th hour of crunch not thinking hard about the cultural sensibilities of the main region that will play the game.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@DaltonReport Guy who can't attract women his own age says what?

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2 years

@leash_kid_ When he said “so of course we’re gonna cover that.”

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@SamSeder @SabbySabs2 These peoples' entire media model is to clip themselves doing take downs of left leaning media with larger audiences in hopes of leeching off some viewers by sounding the most contrarian. Its all just cornering a niche in the market. Not worth taking seriously.

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Josh Elstro

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10 months

@jeremylovesyall What if someone made a new story?

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@xoxogossipgita Every storyline not about him is an EXTREMELY ham fisted and poorly written lecture about IDPOL issues in health care that clashes so weirdly against this bonkers portrayal of autism. And if he is involved they use his autism as an excuse to be problematic to the patient.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@willmenaker Now please enjoy my 50 minute YouTube essay on how "MARVEL: Into the Multi-verse - 1 Spidermen 2 Many" is actually a masterpiece exploring nuanced depths of Jung and Nietschzes philosophy which only real film heads will be able to recognize.

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Josh Elstro

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@crulge I don’t know how severe POTS can get, but I’ve had it severe enough that my doctor has tried prescribing daily salt tablets and just… like… no. No doctor is ever going to recommend more delivery fast food for POTS treatment.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@TLC Please tell me the twist is that they’re all dating each others sons. I need to believe TLC is truly that depraved and weird.

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2 years

@sweatyhabibti He’s walking his son. It’s right there on his shirt.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@MattBinder My favorite part of this stupid Twitter deal is that everyone on both sides thinks Elon is already in control and personally managing every single account and post like one of those guys who stares at walls of code in the Matrix and can decipher it all.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@willmenaker We need to have a talk, bestie. Doing new and interesting things with television as a medium is problematic and you're kind of sus for not being willing to address that.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@WalkerBragman @bariweiss , you can go out and do literally anything you want that you could before Covid, right now, without legal repercussions. What exactly are you “done” with?

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Josh Elstro

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3 months

@adashtra I’ve curated my Twitter feed to exclusively be this piece of the venn diagram.

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Josh Elstro

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10 months

@MattBinder Oh I've heard this one before. Why don't they just use a warp directly to the 8th hospital?

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Josh Elstro

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11 months

@pcgamer A sentence that gets worse with every word.

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Josh Elstro

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6 months

@BoosterMaxCeo This is one of my all time favorite movies and I’m just now realizing he played Buggin Out.

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Josh Elstro

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4 months

@RadioFreeTom @LeonardoPl39470 It's cool you're so principled. Would you mind explaining what those protests were about and how history played out on that issue?

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@diegbro @lib_crusher The Hot Couch lifestyle President we all deserve.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@CITClassroom Do the kids get to be stakeholders in any of this?

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@ggreenwald But, also for its entire existence it has been way too unstable an asset to consider as any serious form of currency.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@haramcart “4.6 out of 10”

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@ggreenwald @EmmaVigeland Small Time Political Commentator Evolves Positions as Cultural and Political Conditions Change (...Also Happens To Be a Young Woman) What a scoop Glen! Way to speak truth to power!

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Josh Elstro

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5 months

@WCPO Hope the fear mongering and dehumanizing is worth the clicks!

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@josheidelson @markgurman @CharlotteGarden As someone who spent 2 years on an Apple Store floor, $22/hr is not enough to make up for the toll it takes on your physical and mental health. Their workers need a union to negotiate way more than wages.

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@MattLech Glen really said…

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6 months

@HarrisonsPotato @HugeHatLogan @tab_delete @TheAtlantic Nah. Im good.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@TrueAnonPod Thank you for providing this excellent impromptu entertainment. Any chance you get to hear a conversation where Brace is by far the most sane and grounded person, ya gotta tune in.

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2 years

@joehagansays @VanityFair @Lis_Smith

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@rachelmillman Lol. I’m sifting through her tik tok and are there even any glowing testimonials? They’re all like “uhhhh I guess it’s like ranch but a little different… and pink.” ON HER OWN POSTS.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@electricalWSOP Assistant Editor at Reason immediately out of undergrad… oh the struggle.

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1 year

@DealWargames @MarkElDude @BassimStory It’s tonay very Deathnote.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@wyatt_privilege @DahliaZahava This man is supposed to be my age and I am way less gray and way less stuck between planes of existence. I’ll take those little victories.

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3 years

@nataliesurely

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1 year

@ne0liberal I love that at a certain point, the top guy's adding more boxes that serve no purpose just so he doesn't have to be equal to the others.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@ggreenwald @ACLU Going to bat for literal nazis now? There are videos of him giving Nazi salutes and praising trump with Nazi syntax... you know... “as a joke”.

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Josh Elstro

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10 months

@ReichmanShmuel After all that Nazi apologia and holocaust revisionism in effort to dehumanize an entire ethnic group for the actions of some extremists, the thing that made you loop back around for a correction was the misspelling of a name?!?! I'm losing my mind out here...

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Josh Elstro

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4 months

@OsitaNwanevu lol. thank you. Watched this on the livestream and was baffled that non one considered the optics of this.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@spherection Why'd they have to do Lakeith like this?

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@marty “Guys” = gender neutral “THE guys” = a group of male identifying fellas

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Josh Elstro

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5 months

@UpdateTheGrids If dissing the audience counts: End of Evangelion

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7 months

@jeremyscahill “ITS A NORMAL STUTTER. HES HAD IT SINCE HE WAS A KID.”

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Josh Elstro

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2 years

@hasanthehun I’ll believe it when I see Charlie Brown actually hit the football. I don’t understand the obsession with emotionally edging about it over and over. Lucy has successfully pulled the football since at least as far back as Iran-Contra.

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Josh Elstro

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1 year

@ChrisRulon Confusing basic marketing and PR of one's media product with "LiMiTeD HaNgOuTs" is the psyop working on you. It ain't that deep man.

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Josh Elstro

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3 years

@TrueAnonPod I’m just glad to hear Chief Rohan’s okay after their live-streamed seizures they tried to faith heal them through.

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