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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

Group chat meetup

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Irish people after going outside without sunscreen for 5 minutes

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Emo Garfield

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4 months

How come in every video I see from Brazil the walls are painted lime green, and there's exposed wires and plastic patio furniture everywhere

RIO FAVELA,NOTICIAS.

@rjfavelanoticia

4 months

Ah coé ele é engraçadinho 😂😂😂😂

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White privilege is being the sexual preference of all woke upper middle class POCs who claim to hate white people

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Hi @sainsburys your Kensington store manager Marika just refused me access to a bathroom. Despite presenting this. I look forward to your response.

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Emo Garfield

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7 months

They just reinvented Albanians

Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

7 months

Sorry, but Wigger Islam is the appropriate doctrine for British chuds.

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Ben See

@ClimateBen

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BREAKING: scientists reveal they now have ample evidence that climate change could lead to worldwide societal collapse or even human extinction even with modest levels of warming 🧵

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Emo Garfield

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@memeticsisyphus TSA is another government jobs program where it would probably be a net positive to just pay most of these people to stay at home

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Emo Garfield

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1 month

I see far more attractive people in Ohio than I do in NYC. People think NYers are hot because of the <5% of the city who are gym-going yuppies living in downtown Manhattan and BK. The median NYC resident is an obese 4'10" Hispanic woman wearing way too revealing clothing

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Emo Garfield

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7 months

Many urban libs do this thing where they complain about black people without realizing or acknowledging they're complaining about black people. They just say something like "ugh I HATE people who play music blasting out of their phone speaker on the subway"

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Emo Garfield

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3 months

A show can be on for 7 years, and you'll never know it existed aside from a meme that's popular for 3 days

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@DiscussingFilm

3 months

The Good Doctor has ended.

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Emo Garfield

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9 months

Need a term like "faghag" but for a girl who's friends with a bunch of incels

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8 months

@DylanTop5 We have all fantasize bout it

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Being performatively outraged that an (attractive) guy hit on you as a way to show off how hot and desireable you are is the most woman moment imaginable

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Is there a name for this activist speaking style with a bunch of dramatic pauses that alternates between seeming like they're about to cry and condescending scolding

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Emo Garfield

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7 months

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

7 months

Drake looks handsome in new photo.

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3 months

Major cities are crazy because you'll have a bunch of yuppies struggling to afford the cost of living and a huge underclass that basically gets everything including rent for free

memetic_sisyphus

@memeticsisyphus

3 months

It’s well earned

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

How "male fashion advice" twitter be looking as soon as the temperature goes above 80°

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@antoniogm

2 years

Friday’s hot take: no grown man should ever wear shorts outside of sport or exercise.

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Libs be like "There's this 80 IQ criminal named John Jonathan Jones who murdered a family of four during a home invasion, and they missed a vein and stuck him with a needle twice during his lethal injection. This is a human rights travesty"

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

3 years

Elena Hung (she/her)

@ElenaHung202

3 years

If you are writing about me/my advocacy, please don't describe either as 'tireless.' 🙏 I am tired. I am tired all the time. I am tired right now. I was tired yesterday, and I already know I will be tired tomorrow. My friends are tired. Defending our humanity is exhausting work.

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2 years

Loud noises making autistic people uncomfortable is how so many of them turn into online racists

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

There’s nothing like walking into Starbucks, grabbing a pumpkin spice latte, discussing scripture with everyone behind the counter + appreciating the dude who’s blasting Coldplay through his backpack speaker. In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

9 months

Black guys will get a 70k job with the city and immediately start spending $2000 on a date night with a solid 5

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Emo Garfield

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8 months

When a fat person is talking about how they got molested

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

Pretty soon it's gonna be that time

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

One of the most insane lib ideas, which is currently inspiring criminal justice policies in many major cities, is that you should allow people to steal from you or assault you with little to no consequences because actually punishing criminals disparately impacts certain groups

Ben Gross 🔆

@bengrossbg

2 years

Really mystified by people who believe that you should always believe your life is in danger during a robbery DOJ finds that only in 7% of all burglaries does a someone home experience violence and 61% of offenders were unarmed when violence occurred while a resident was present

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

3 years

In any libtard drawing depicting three or more people at least one of them must be wearing a hijab

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

This is me I'm Irish

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

The Balenciaga ad is obviously invoking "Satanic pedo elite" conspiratainment in order to get people to talk about it and make it go viral (and it worked), but it's wrong to place actual kids in that ad alongside that kind of thing

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

Ordering off the Bottom-Friendly Menu and fоrcing the Postmates delivery driver to eat it in front of me at guпpоint as he slowly realizes what's coming next

Postmates

@Postmates

2 years

You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

1 year

Absolutely no one on the subway ever does this

Rafael Shimunov ✡️ 🍉

@rafaelshimunov

1 year

Real New Yorkers know how respond to a neighbor like Jordan Neely. We offer him food he's asking for. We use deescalation techniques. We stand between him and anyone he may be arguing with. We don't choke him to death. Meathead cowards do that, not New Yorkers. #JordanNeely

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5 months

Not [racially ambiguous Netflix series actor with vaguely foreign name #93184 ] dying 😭 I did not need this today

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5 months

Chance Perdomo has sadly passed away at the age of 27 in a motorcycle accident.

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

9 months

Me turning up the volume on the TV as I hear my ethnic neighbors beating their children

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

1 year

"Queer" just means fat at this point

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

1 year

@bog_beef A lot of these degrees are mostly busywork. Engineering departments are still mostly male/gender-balanced

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

6 months

Don't go to the gym. Don't go out with drinks for friends. This is the conservatard version of "eat the bugs"

Michael Knowles

@michaeljknowles

6 months

The average cost of "non-essential items" in the U.S. is $17,958.24 annually. Simply cutting out frivolous nonsense—without any additional sacrifice or work—will almost pay for your kid, who I promise will bring you much more joy than Netflix, UberEats, yoga, and brunch combined.

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Twitter OOMFIE meet up happening here

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Emo Garfield

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6 months

Man I really hate how capitalists are always going around shoplifting and having loud speakerphone conversations on public transport

Calla

@CallaWalsh

6 months

Being forced to ask an employee to unlock a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and shampoo is actually insane, fuck capitalism

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Emo Garfield

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1 year

@VlRTUALBOY Incredibly gay for a straight man to be commenting on a woman's outfit

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3 years

Nothing worse than a "can we jump on a quick call?" аss niggа

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2 months

@tyler02020202 Gagged you there sis

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2 years

@ggreenwald @annakhachiyan @AmandaMilius Girls night!

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Emo Garfield

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1 year

Terrible day for gay men with the personality of a 14 year old girl

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@FREAKYPRlNCESS

1 year

you can’t screenshot grindr messages anymore ??/&:&!:@#

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

No it's actually not valid

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

7 months

This happened with the "manspreading" thing in the early 2010s. It's obvious to most people who ride public transit who sits like that

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Emo Garfield

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5 months

@F466OT How I'm looking at the other guests

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Emo Garfield

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Ted Lieu

@tedlieu

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VP Harris’s fundraising is bussin fr. she understands the assignment—she’ll protect fundamental freedoms and defend democracy. no cap. donate below to maximize our joint slay:

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Emo Garfield

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9 months

Thank you for your opinion, based e-girl!

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@savannahvicario

9 months

To me, a physically, mentally, emotionally, & spiritually healthy man — - doesn’t vape - doesn’t smoke weed - doesn’t get vaxxed - doesn’t watch porn - lift weights weekly - prioritizes his sleep - eats lots of steak & eggs - doesn’t drink tap water - doesn’t use AirPods - would

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scott

@boxedsets

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Has anyone made a Soyjak image of this album cover yet

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2 years

Average lib infographic vs. average RW infographic

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1 year

You know this is legit because a gay man would never lie about something for attention

Tucker Carlson

@TuckerCarlson

1 year

A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story. Wednesday. 6pm ET.

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@NJGeneralsUSFL Yes

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

When Judas kissed him on the cheek Jesus was like "OOMFIE not this 😭😭😭"

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Emo Garfield

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8 months

What is this phenotype?

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

8 months

Gypsy Rose Blanchard tells PEOPLE that she regrets the murder of her mother: “I was desperate to get out of that situation… Nobody will ever hear me say I'm glad she's dead or I'm proud of what I did. I regret it every single day… She didn't deserve that. She was a sick woman

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Bullets were flying over me, yet I felt serene

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2 years

@ElectionLegal

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3 years

White women on their first day of working for Teach For America

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

BAP twitter be like: "I would let another man ravage my ass, but if he wants to use canola oil as lube that's a step too far"

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1 year

Can you pay my automobills?

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Emo Garfield

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3 years

WARNING: реdophilеs on this website are using sequences of ⬜🟨🟩 to communicate with each other in a secret code. If you see any tweets with these emojis please repоrt immediately!

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Emo Garfield

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9 months

"Jack Harlow has been arrested and executed. That's a clone. Mass internment of all liberals is imminent" "W-what gave you the confidence to say that?" "I am God's strongest soldier. Patriots in control" "That was an inside thought"

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A resource for anyone spending Thanksgiving with extended family:

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2 years

Made this chest for my grandma

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Emo Garfield

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7 months

Props to this guy for being honest

Leo Gibbons

@Layo_FH

7 months

A few weeks ago on here I stumbled on some neo-fash-adjacent account ranting about loud telephone conversations on public transport. Now on every bus I get on I can’t help but hear it. Currently two loudspeaker calls going on on my top deck. Is this how radicalisation happens?

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Emo Garfield

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3 months

Incredible things happening in the world of streaming television

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Emo Garfield

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2 years

Drunk older women at bars love giving you the worst fucking unsolicited life advice imaginable

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Emo Garfield

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1 year

@uncle_deluge

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Emo Garfield

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8 months

In the academic worldview, white people and Christianity are bad while non-white and gay people are good, so you have to come up with a mythology where homosexuality was totally normal and okay everywhere before white Christians came along

Sirry

@ProfAlang

1 year

I just finished reading this book. In it, you’ll find precolonial histories of same sex relationships & marriages in over 50 African societies. I was delighted to read about 1911 &1922 reports from Cameroon. Africa has the most diverse same sex patterns. Homosexuality is African.

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Emo Garfield

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9 months

Reminder that climate change is fake, and just a way to try to get you to embrace a lower standard of living

michael mezz

@michaelmezz

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there are too many rich people

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Local news journalists will refuse to show the mugshot of a rape suspect but will absolutely cream their pants at the chance to ruin some kid's life for riding his scooter over the libtard flag

Adam Schwager

@schwagerTV

2 months

A group of five to six kids just starting doing donuts and creating skid marks on the Pride Mural. Right in front of me as we’re reporting on three people getting arrested for doing the same thing last night. @KHQLocalNews

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Emo Garfield

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9 months

Just finished my first sesh at Planet Fitness, and boy I really wish I had one of these "lunk alarms" for at home when my wife and the bull are being too loud for me to hear my Marvel movies

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

3 years

Getting ready to record my socialist podcast

Briahna Joy Gray

@briebriejoy

3 years

“Give that to Black Charlotte.” Gotta respect the transparency.

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Emo Garfield

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1 year

Adult blonde male excellence. NYC needs 1000 more of this guy

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Emo Garfield

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6 months

People go to therapy to hear someone with a master's degree tell them "actually everything you're doing is great," and when the therapist deviates from this model their clients seek out a new one

Malini 🇵🇸🍉❤️

@alitlstrawberry

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okay now i’m looking for a new therapist because this woman literally said her biggest therapeutic goal for me is to get me to take off my mask. she asked what that would take and i said it would take covid not being a risk anymore. i am barely surviving i cannot risk long covid!

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Emo Garfield

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3 months

The average climate scientist is a histrionic lunatic whose highest aspiration is to be in a regulatory position where they're making a bunch of arbitrary rules to make your life worse

Damian Carrington

@dpcarrington

3 months

But what blew me away was the level of personal anguish among the experts who have dedicated their lives to climate research. Many used words like hopeless, broken, infuriated, scared, overwhelmed. Read their words here: 5/n

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@river_is_nice You are correct

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Emo Garfield

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8 months

Women's magazines are now recycling incel talking points from 10 years ago (80/20 rule, hypergamy, etc.) but giving it a cool feminist spin

Evie Magazine

@Evie_Magazine

8 months

Golden Penis Syndrome: What Is It And How Is It Affecting Your Dating Prospects? “Today’s young women are being faced with far fewer attractive dating prospects on college campuses, and seemingly everywhere else. They’re frustrated with ghosting, cheating and other forms of

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1 year

You should stop nagging and maybe smile a little more

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@savannahvicario

1 year

If you’re a guy and most, if not all, of your guy friends still — vape watch porn smoke weed don’t lift weights drink tap water use AirPods cook with seed oils eat and drink out of plastic use fluoride toothpaste wear sunscreen wear aluminum deodorant wear polyester underwear

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Hosting a group chat meetup here

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

2 years

Just got my first tattoo! I'm a huge fan of Resident Evil, so I chose the biohazard symbol (also because I think it looks really cool). What do you guys think?

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

4 months

If you were being attacked by a crazy person on the subway I would literally not acknowledge you

Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨

@kyylien

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A man at a bar mansplained Fleetwood Mac to me

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Gay guys move to major cities, so they can have a bigger selection of gay guys on the apps to have sex with. It's not about "welcoming"

Ben Furnas

@bfurnas

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“It’s a choice that gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people in the United States have made for decades: Move from a less welcoming part of the country to one with more protections and a bigger community. The price of tolerance was higher rent.”

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Me posting through it all

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1 year

Trans within 2 years. Calling it

KevinSmith

@ThatKevinSmith

1 year

I turned 53 today! It’s not necessary to get me a gift. But if you must, then come see a movie with me at @SmodCinemas all month long: And heads-up: There are only 50 tickets left for the CHASING AMY screening on September 23rd:

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Emo Garfield

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3 years

Remember when a guy got fired from the NYT for allowing an op ed suggesting that martial law be declared for BLM protests

Greg Price

@greg_price11

3 years

This is literal madness. Canada's Deputy Prime Minister says, under the Emergencies Act, banks can immediately freeze or suspend bank accounts without a court order and be protected from civil liability. Is this still a free country?

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2 years

The pronoun havers have found my account. It's so over for me bros

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Emo Garfield

@emo_garfield420

1 year

If you notice straight men affecting a gay voice and mannerisms it's probably an adaptation to appear less threatening to women in their female-dominated offices or college classes

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