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@gods_dumb_idiot Such a strange feeling after 6 years of just barely winning games. I still feel nervous the entire 2nd half

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@Lizardman6999 @incelReplies Stalin

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@TheHateCentral First round MVP has to be Beal it’s not even a competition

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@Lizardman6999 @incelReplies Dude put up numbers. Game recognizes game

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Adam Sandler’s got all 5 major American sports under his belt: The Longest Yard Hustle Happy Gilmore (golf and hockey) Benchwarmers (producer) Truly a generational athlete and actor

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@lilsamsquanch66 Pogue Life😈

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@TheHateCentral Been waiting for this tweet all day

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@TheHateCentral MVP: Poole ROY: Scoot Coach: Monty Least Improved: Poole again

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@sportsclownery @grizzgoatsports @EliteBallKnower Hacking a good shooter and sending him to the free throw line every time he gets to the rim is not good defense bro😂

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1 year

Hey @ChipotleTweets does this look like a full bowl to you? Also my steak was ice cold and hard. This was $16 dollars. Do better

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@TheHateCentral Assterpiece parlay was free money

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There will be a playoff game this season where Rob catches fire and wins us the game and you will catch me aggressively stroking my shit and howling as loud as I possibly can

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The O.A.F. System for getting a woman: O-overestimate your abilities to converse with a woman A-act surprised when things inevitably don’t go well F-fool yourself into believing she’s the problem and repeat

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@TheHateCentral Sad to see him go but happy we got to experience the legend of Killian Hayes

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3 years

Louis the Child was easily the best concert I’ve ever seen @LouisTheChild you guys absolutely rule

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Life is short. Go to Aruba on your parents’ dime as many times as you can

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3 years

I haven’t gotten really any souvenirs from being abroad unless you count the condom blowjob and the potential STDs that came with it

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We’re finally here. Everyone is already counting us out. Good. That’s how we like it. They haven’t been through what we’ve been through. They haven’t walked through the depths of hell and came out the other side. They weren’t #RaisedByWolves Time to show them who we are.

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@bocnj1 @knicks_tape99 Crazy that now we have the most stacked team in the league after being ridiculed for the Gobert trade

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I am now covered in Gink. I Ginked all over myself

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@TheHateCentral This is worse than Brandon Miller’s summer league performance last year

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Boots on the ground in enemy territory with @blacked14375344 SKOL!!!!

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24 days

Good. Can’t wait for him to get Ginked

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Packers QB Jordan Love expected to play vs. Vikings (via @Rapsheet )

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@antedwardzz5 @TheHateCentral 0% chance the 2nd overall pick plays in the G league. Especially if he plays for the Wizards

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2 years

@WorldWideWob Need a full Wobvestigation

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6 months

BELT TO ASS

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1 year

It’s just not fair that we can’t play this on Xbox. Looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen

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#PS5Share , #MarvelsSpiderMan2 we used to dream of a game like this when we were kids

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7 months

Work crush wearing leather pants today. HR should be on speed dial

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@LakersFanAyo @TheHateCentral The Lakers in hypotheticals

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3 years

@nflcommenter10 @BarstoolYak Nick’s very straight dad

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1 year

@ChipotleTweets Yeah I did that and all your website said was sorry. Thanks for that, your apology filled me as much as the food I paid for would have

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4 months

One thing that’s nice about going home to your parents house is getting to take dumps on your old toilet. The ol’ workhorse. This baby’s seen battles more horrific than Stalingrad. It’s good to be back

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7 months

Parents just confirmed they are getting a puppy. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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1 year

Nothing better than taking a shit with like 15 minutes left of work on a Friday. Like getting in victory formation and kneeling out the clock

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4 years

@lilsasquatch66 Pretty sure this is what Tom Brady’s son says during sex

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3 years

Saw my first woke girl Instagram story about Afghanistan today. So don’t worry guys the problem will be solved by the weekend

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5 months

Kingdom at 6 Wolves at 9:30

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‘The Batman 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026

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Stayed at bourbon Thursday way too long last night. Blacked out. Got home at 1:30. Left my laptop at my desk and now it is gone. Nightmare of a day so far

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@catholic_victim My boy fully dissociating hell yeah

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My coworker that went to UConn just asked me who the Gophers are playing in the tourney, then she laughed after I explained to her that we aren’t good enough to be in it. I’ll kill myself right in front of you, let’s see if you can still laugh then

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4 months

Getting ready for #bagnards tonight

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2 years

@OGhatman I’ve only ever walked in there one time and I was on shrooms

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1 year

Went deep sea-style fishing on Lake Superior today. Had been telling everyone that I had sea legs and there was no chance I’d get sick. Proceeded to violently expel substances out of both ends. Immediately got roasted by everyone (deservedly) I’m pathetic

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Got invited to drink bourbon with the oldheads in the office after work today. Very happy to be recognized as one of the guys

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1 year

“Mid-life crisis” and “quarter-life crisis” are dated. We live in a fucked up time. We should be allowed a crisis once every 3 years, or when a fast food restaurant removes your favorite item from their menu

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2 years

Asian exchange student emailed me at 3:38 AM today to ask when we can get started on our project. The thing that’s fucking with me hardest (aside from his dedication to academics) is I can’t tell if he was up super late or if he just wakes up that early to get after it

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I love this man like a brother. He’s given as much to our franchise and our home as anybody. Minnesota will always love you KAT. Team Purr always❤️

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“I’ve been through everything. Death of a head coach… numerous front offices… I didn’t have a chance to build any true relationships with anybody cause there’s always instability… deframed by teammates, been a scapegoat for people… Shit hasn’t been easy.” -Karl-Anthony Towns

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11 months

It would be nice to see boobs again soon

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6 months

Lately I’ve gotten really bad at drinking water. Not the amount of water or how frequently I’m drinking water, but I spill all over myself constantly. Starting to wonder if I’m developing late-onset Down syndrome

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3 years

Justin Tuck will forever have the goat facemask

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3 years

Simone Biles before the gymnastics team final

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3 years

Taking a mental health day today ok?

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BELT TO ASS

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3 years

She nickin’ on my lodeon till I slime

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2 years

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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‘KUNG FU PANDA 4’ is in the works.

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11 months

Can we all agree this is the year to not give it to a QB? Reek and CMC should be far and away the front runners

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We have a new MVP favorite... Brock Purdy! 👀 (via @DKSportsbook )

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2 years

Insanely productive day today. 0 classes attended. However I’m the newest rewards member at Tacos Locos

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1 year

As men, we love getting the same article of clothing over and over again. It’s already proven to work, why go through the fuss of trying something new

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3 months

@catholic_victim Don’t worry about that. Lebron just threw Ant a lob. Life is good

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6 months

Great win. But…

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3 months

About to raw dog the gym. No phone, no headphones, just me and the iron. This will either be a life changing workout or I'll want to go home after like 20 minutes

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2 years

Saw an Asian exchange student wearing an eyepatch and I honestly couldn’t tell if he needed it or if was for fashion because the rest of his fit was all designer

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7 months

Happen to be sitting across the aisle from a guy I know on a flight. Male flight attendant (gay?) stopped his little safety presentation to ask us to stop talking. Buddy everyone else is on their phone you are talking to air you can fucking relax

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1 year

Is it insensitive that I’m about eat a spicy tuna roll before seeing Oppenheimer

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2 years

My favorite movies of 2022: The Batman The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Top Gun Maverick Glass Onion Avatar: The Way of Water Hustle Honestly pretty shit year for movies but 2023 will be better

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@SpamBeLikee @TheHateCentral He should get rid of it quicker then

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Here’s what I want from THE BATMAN 2: 4.5 hour run time Arkham Asylum scenes Zoe Kravitz full frontal These are my demands Matt Reeves, you better deliver

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#TheBatman2 will likely take place in Winter ❄️🦇 (via @Collider )

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11 months

Wolves legend. Pay your respects.

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Gorgui Dieng has officially retired (Via San Antonio Express-News)

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2 years

Getting Arby’s today

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5 months

@milf69hunter_ It will just be a vicious cycle of me crying tears of joy and masturbating

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9 months

First bourbon Thursday went very well. Everyone likes me. I got to talk ball. Just an all around success

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9 months

Got invited to drink bourbon with the oldheads in the office after work today. Very happy to be recognized as one of the guys

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@TheHateCentral MVP frontrunner:

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2 years

The cute receptionist at work said my haircut looks good for the 2nd time now. She’s engaged, thinking she might let me crush her ass

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3 months

@BIGMEM12 All of these clips are from 2021😂😂😂 we just went further than you ever have this season

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4 months

I will officially be seeing @johnsummit in my hometown of Chicago, IL on my 24th birthday. Doesn’t get much better than that

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@deleterson4 @Cartogenous @racheldoerrie “That man cooked” 0 good chirps in a 7 minute monologue, guy sucks

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3 years

No chance curly fry vodka tastes good but you can bet your ass I’m trying it

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2 years

About to go see Thor 4 alone. I’m such a fucking loser

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Drank pre-workout for the first time this morning. Didn’t give me any energy, all it did was make me evacuate my bowels in a particularly violent and explosive manner

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Just cut Mark Andrews in fantasy. Rest easy old friend

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We need you Ant. We need our chosen one. Lead us to the promise land. We need to believe.

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@master_puke I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact scenario in a porno

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Homeless guy rapping OG Bobby Johnson to himself at the train stop. Nailing every line. He might have the tools to make it out of poverty

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3 years

Courteney Cox was only in The Longest Yard for like 2 minutes but man did she steal the show

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2 years

Wow Netflix sucks so bad

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David Fincher says ‘MINDHUNTER’ Season 3 will never happen. “It's a very expensive show and, in the eyes of Netflix, we didn't attract enough of an audience to justify such an investment.” (Source: )

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Parents are getting a new dog

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8 months

How the boys and I will be coming to buy our half-yard beers and spew out utter nonsense

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2 years

It’s my last day at my internship, and the cute receptionist got me a bag of candy. She didn’t get any of the other interns candy for their last day. She definitely wants me to crush her ass right?

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2 years

People forget that Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. With a name like that he was destined for greatness

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@catholic_victim @ColonelBirrion @BobbyBackFat

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4 months

If I was Cameron Brink’s boyfriend and I saw this I would just end my life on the spot

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Jimmy Butler is a snowbunny menace. Dude saw the video of Cameron Brink choosing him over half the NBA and caught the next ✈️ to LA to put game down in his Venus & Serena hair beads 💀 Somebody said look for Rachel Nichols to put out some Cameron Brink slander 😂

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BOOM💥

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We’re really about to get Vikings and Wolves rings in the same year

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Anthony Edwards talks about learning from Steph Curry, Lebron James and KD. Chris Finch says “Anthony Edwards is different”

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My cubicle is just close enough to the men’s room in our office where if I’m lucky I’ll get to hear somebody unleash hell in there. Gives me 2-3 laughs a day. It’s the little things

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11 months

My dad is watching this Barry Sanders documentary and his oldhead boner is visible from outer space

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3 years

Princess Fiona was bad as fuck as a human. Also bad as fuck as an ogre

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5 months

Slowmo parlay has been placed. @KyleAnderson5 take us to the promised land

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@samwitwicky008 A silent alone lunch is one of the simplest pleasures a man can experience. Enjoy

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