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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 years

“I mean… I told Jabs to sit that game out.”

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

@AidanLaPorta69 Love to see an impulsive thought win like that 😂😂 in professional sports no less

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

“So how did you find out about the assassination attempt?”

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 month

Turns out this place will cure your hangover

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

@biftukaweke Grew up hooping at a basically all black and Somalian YMCA. There are Navy SEALs who wouldn’t last a second in that environment

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

Crazy how many chicks since college are rapidly declining and whaling out. Meanwhile all the fellas are pumping iron, eating right, and looks maxing. Boys on top! 💪💪

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

Me talking about the fellas after a brutal hangover

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

WE BROUGHT THE SUPER MOON BUFFET TO MIAMI BABYYYYY

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

11 months

Supposed to be at fam thanksgiving but retard @samwitwicky006 is still asleep with a large woman and is unreachable. His 2008 ford fusion is blocking me in and it seems as though he has his keys with him (why?) If anyone is in Linden Hills area and able to wake him now’s the time

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

Buddy don’t post you and your girl unless her cans are out

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

Trump bout to give the clownest speech 😂😂

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 month

You just don’t see a lot guys doin this

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

Today was such an elite rot day. Thoroughly enjoyed! - took PTO - slept till noon - ginormous burrito from Brito - no physical activity or shower - watched a flick - took a nap - crushed phone - played COD zombies for a few hours (first time in years) - made a greasy ass burger

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

A huge mistake fat people make is they think that just because food is free, that means they should eat it. You don’t need a cupcake right now. It’s 9am piggy, sit back down

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Fellas and I going into uncharted territory tonight… Trying the infamous Super Moon Buffet‼️ Have always thought if I was a twice-divorced deadbeat in a mid-life crisis this is probably where I’d go to meet a hooker. Here we go!

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Can we bring back the kickback? Like the lowkey night staying in where you still get mangled?? Handful of fellas, handful of honeys, bunch of beers, maybe some games or a bonfire? This is sounding gayer as I type but like think of the money we’d save???

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

9 months

Ran out of gas on the side of 394 like the super special retard I am 🤠 Was saved by none other than @samwitwicky006 who tracked me down with tactical precision and provided my Kia Optima with the proper nectar to return home safe. Please join me in honoring his valor 🫡

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

Havin myself an American Saturday. 2-hour lift, massive BBQ platter for lunch, and now mowing the lawn shirtless with the Twins broadcast in my ears. Fuck you, China!!

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

We need to bring back retweeting. It’s important to lift up your pals when they spit out some funny shit. Will be doing this much more going forward and hoping fellow burnermates will follow suit

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

They have heard our cries. They are back and loading up bowls like a fat kid at Golden Corral

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 month

Todays morning protocol: Gallon cold water down gullet Stare into sun with tarp off Protein shake (drink slow so no vomit) Cold shower Overpriced coffee and donut Dap up @TerryClaus2 Head to US Bank Dam Darny 300 yds 25-27 passing Vikes W

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Another one of those Mondays where I consider construction

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 months

Business idea: reverse Sezzle/Affirm Purchase in full now, receive the item 2-4 months later. Will empower millennials to practice delayed gratification 🔥

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

I am seriously considering turning to a life of crime

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

Going to be a real scary night. Already 70% in my bag and headed to Maynard’s now (7:30pm CT). Leaning on shroom gummies to keep my neurons firing. Hoping for an early exit, preferably with a whore

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

I need a bad Latina ting who knows nothing who I can absolutely brainwash. Retarda de Armas

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

Boys…. I just put crushed up Garden Salsa Sunchips on my Chipotle bowl…. Don’t be surprised if there’s a ceasefire in Gaza because this is a world-altering

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

Cheesecake Factory with the boys, Transformers 1, and Men’s Wearhouse. What an American weekend. White guys are so back

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

“Since when did you get so into swimming?”

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Update: Sweetdream Jarv beat the absolute brakes out some fat ass pasty white fuck 😂😂😂😂 we drove 20 min into the hood of St. Paul for a 6 min fight

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

Starting off hot this year

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

11 months

See there’s just no way I needed that 14th beer at 3:30am

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Was supposed to have a much-needed fully paid for brunch today and my family is fucking ghosting me. 5 whole people just giving me zero comms whatsoever. Insane behavior!

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Taco Bell won again. FUCK. That’s the last FUCKING time. Making chicken thighs in the air fryer at afters from now on. We WILL overcome!

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Proud to announce that I will no longer be viewing Twitter porn traps at the office. I will be viewing them at the gym instead

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

I would trade anything, and I mean ANYTHING for the ability to sleep while hung. Nothing like fucking tossing and turning in your bed early in the AM just praying the pain will go away. Absolute torture

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 years

Hey sorry boys what’s up I was writing Jabs jokes all day

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Boys and I havin ourselves a Sunday 😂😂😂 on the way to see Jarv attempt his boxing sidequest. Unfortunately @samwitwicky006 doesn’t have his pistol yet so if things go sideways in the gymnasium we may be cooked 🤞

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

Could give a fuck about likes in the burnerverse. So much more fun sparking a dialogue and a long string of comments from the fellas

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

A tiny Somalian child just pointed at me and said I was scary 😂😂 If he thinks I’m scary, he should meet my brother (mentally ill racist bodybuilder with a DWI)

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

It’s a glorious Friday morning and I couldn’t be happier that that BUM @KirkCousins8 is sweatingggggg!! White boy white boy, what you gonna do?? What you gonna do when Penix come for you???? 🤣🤣

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

Just slick back that hair and smile and be grateful you have a job. Now get in there you little retard it’s almost 9:30

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

One of my objectives of 2024 is to be a ferocious happy birthday wisher. I’m monitoring Facebook like Michael Burry monitors the S&P 500. Not missing a damn thing. Will build up my social capital to unprecedented heights #goodguy

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

At Park Tav for my buddy’s birthday. Feel’s like 3rd grade again #pizza #bowling #icecream

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

Ultra Top 10 (no one asked) 1. Calvin Harris 2. Hardwell 3. RL Grime x Knock2 4. Gryffin 5. Armin 6. Garrix 7. Tiesto 8. Disco Lines 9. Camelphat 10. Oliver Heldens Super bummed Chris Lake/Fisher got cancelled and I couldn’t make Vintage Culture’s set Unreal weekend

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Just you and me buddy. @johnsummit may the best man win.

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

This is who I thought I was in my head in 11th grade shortly before I was cut from JV

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@NigerianPlayboy

4 months

COCAINE CURRY WELCOME TO HOUSTON

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

Wonder if she’s boarding a flight soon

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

This is gonna sit really well with 14 beers

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

These blacked out 35 year-old degens (with several hundred dollars riding on this) are the reason the Gophs have come back and taken the lead. Thank you for your passion and belligerent jackassery

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

Absolutely given up on Christmas shopping. I’m one of the worst in the game. Getting this for my super gay brother

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Love taking time to be with the common folk. As I sit here in the Costco food court—in Birkenstocks and a sweatshirt that says “Thursday Night Eightball”—I’m able to block out the world for a bit and enjoy my $2 slice as a true NPC

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

@LylesNoah Congrats on the gold and, more importantly, congrats on overcoming your allergies

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 years

Got a high school kid shadowing me today at work 😂😂 SDR of the quarter was “sick” so they passed him to me. Horrible move there, I’m giving this kid his first beer while we crush Chappelle skits and rate each woman in the office 1-10

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

@catholic_victim @Twins I almost expected worse. Not the least bit surprised that these are ass. We look like a Wayzata Junior Legion team

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

@YungGiamatti They should put these on golf courses

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Neglected to shout out the crowd of legends rocking with me at afters. First time on the sticks in years 😂 and the fellas were quite literally eating the bass all night. Salute 🫡

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

Costco Food Court I am inside you

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

9 months

The female “workout class” culture really shouldn’t upset me as much as it does. But that shit is gayer than fuck 😂

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 months

The State Fair aftermath is worse than anything booze can do to you

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Will never understand people going to the gym just to talk to people the whole time. See some clowns waste 30+ minutes/day just yapping it up. This ain’t a fuckin country club, Jackson. I don’t care about your son’s baseball team

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

Gonna post my home cooked gas on here every now and then. 8oz wild caught pacific cod 50g of seven grain rice mix 150g cauliflower, cremini mushrooms, and kale/broccoli slaw Homemade tartar sauce (Greek yog base) Pickled onions (goat topping)

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 months

One of those angry hangovers. Costco parking lot not helping

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

I understand that Josh Dobbs is a rocket scientist but imagine how good he’d be if he grew up without his dad

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

@PecorinoT Gay

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

9 months

Tried the tequila only experiment last night to see if I wouldn’t get hung. I’m no scientist, but I don’t think it works if you have 12 of them

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

I’m gonna run so many fucking miles this week. Tarp off, Wolves playoff towel in pocket, AC/DC in headphones, ripping ass loudly the whole way

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

You want a fucking medal pal??? I took 3 shits before 10:30am and still managed to log 26 fake phone calls

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

Just got best haircut of my career. Might have to booze this weekend 😂

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

3 months

Pan sauce definitely needs some work, the rest is superb

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

It’s only been 4 days since my boss was out on paternity leave and we have already reached concerning levels of laziness. Rolling in at 9:30 and dipping by 4 o’clock. Averaging 2 emails, 50 fake calls, and 15 bathroom breaks per day

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

The Radical Left will try and say you can’t start your day like this

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Me and an unknown soldier in the neighboring stall having an absolute firefight right now. Sounds like a shitty middle school band warming up before a concert

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Redeemed myself last night with a flawlessly executed impaired drive to the local T-Bell. Fellas will recall that my last attempt was nearly fatal for all on board. I’M BACK!! 🔑🔑

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 month

Lifting with toothpick in. No rule against it. Free county.

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

The caffeine/nicotine/no breakfast combo is so undefeated. Just clears out my ass with superb efficiency every single time. Allows for a much needed 20-minute stall sesh as well. Perfect 🤌

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

9 months

Resisting every urge to buy a Lego set. They’re fucking sick and I wanna build one

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Fairly certain there’s a team of people at my office who literally just walk around, send company-wide calendar invites, and set up balloons for shit. They’ve had a busy Pride Month

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

Roommate dynamic is getting interesting. Got one addicted to building legos, one a professional gamer, and one now collecting football cards. Am I the only one without autism?

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

I am eternally bummed I couldn’t see Hardwell and Chris Lake b2b Fisher. Will only kill self if I read this in the morning. Some gay guys from London gave me blow so I will continue to vibe at Space until my limbs go numb. #fuckstorms

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

All this talk of tunnels and Jews. Whatever happened to funnels and brews?

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

IN FOE. I said… IN FOE!!!

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

I am crushed. Not working the rest the day.

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

8 months

Free agent QB Kirk Cousins is signing with the #Falcons , per @MikeMcCartney7 . A new era in Atlanta. And Minnesota.

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

On my way to another hatrick on the can this AM @nhlcelly 🏒 it’s 10:20 and already put two bar mexi 🚽 Happy fuckin Monday 💩

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

My dream last night was that me and four of my buddies went to dinner with Fat Joe 😂😂 at the KK 😭😭

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

29 days

Okay. It’s that time of year. It’s time to meet my wife at Trader Joe’s. Let’s ride

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

Buckled at Maynard’s. I’ll say it again… White guys are back #summer #booze

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

I was in a really dark place once and got all the way to the last stage of checkout to sign up for this motherfucker

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

1 year

New “seating chart” being enforced at work today. I’m sorry, are we in fucking kindergarten?? Fought hard for my window seat so that I’d be 10% less suicidal as I’m aimlessly click a mouse 8 hours/day. They’ll have to pry my sweaty ass out my seat if they think I’m moving

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

6 months

@JoshMVPAllen17 Fulfilling your role in society. Staying in your lane. We need more of this

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

7 months

Watching Super Size Me (2004). One of the health experts in it predicted that it would soon be socially acceptable to publicly shame fat people just like we did to smokers. Boy was he wrong 😂😂

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

8 months

Well this hasn’t happened in a while! Just shit my pants in my car 👍

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

5 months

. @bushiesty you were right. I have cooled off since the Wolves’ exit and now will be cheering for the Mavs and for Deuce Tatum to be viciously bullied in school

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

10 months

Trying to get on the right track here (gonna kms)

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

4 months

Don’t ever wanna hear house music again. Head is spinning at a rate of 128 BPM

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Al O’Pecia

@BobbyBackFat

2 years

Day 11 of living at home Brother in rehab just gave brother with autism a cig on his birthday in a Denny’s parking lot I’m living in an Always Sunny episode